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WARNING WARNING JANNY IS OFF HIS MEDS

edition
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/balt/.
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I hope /brit/ claims the get of the year while I'm asleep
Good luck lads
God Save the Queen
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>>59998305
>fugg da bolis :DDDD

Fuck off, that thread was always going to get deleted because OP was a dickhead
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>it's a janny spazzes out episode
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>>59998086
>he talks about trips when we have the big sept coming up
>rubbing it in like this

>>59998086
>>59998115
>>59998132
But seriously it's crazy, we have ancestors that walked on all fours or lived in the sea! (Although not sure if we can still call them ancestors...)

We have ancestors that were living under the Roman occupation of Britain, or, like mine, running Viking raids on Lindisfarne and shit

One of your ancestors could easily have been on a boat that discovered a new race of people
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>>59998335
Do you happen to work an unpaid job?
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>>59998305
Janny gonna get you son
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>>59998335
Alri janny
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>>59998352
No, I just hate jannyspamming because nothing else happens in the thread for an hour because some twat yank decided to post porn on a worksafe board
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>>59998335
HE'S HERE
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Why did Sir Janny delete the last thread 70ish posts in?
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Australia is PRIMED to get this get
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>>59998347
>One of your ancestors could easily have been on a boat that discovered a new race of people

Mine were

My ancestors were amongst the first to settle the Massachusetts Bay Colony
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very hungover
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>>59998364
DING DING CUSTODIAN YOU ARE NEEDED OVER HERE
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>>59998371
>any nudity is porn

Ah yes
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>>59998373
It's like arguing with children. I thought everyone was supposed to be over 18

I'm getting too old for this shit
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very hung
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>>59998441
Proofs
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>>59998391
is this bait? not insulting the post's content, but it seems to feed into muh heritage a little, and so i cannot tell if it's an ironic embracing of that trope or if it is an attempt at legitimate addition to the conversation
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>>59998435
If you're getting too old have you considered retiring from your unpaid position as /int/ porter?
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>>59998435
>getting argumentative over janny-posting

lmao take your meds grandpa
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>>59998435
not an arguement
you should take some paid debate lessons
oh wait
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>>59998458
It's both

I do think it's pretty crazy that my ancestors got on wooden ships 400 years ago and sailed across an entire ocean using very rudimentary maps and navigational aids and were able to establish a thriving colony in a very short amount of time
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>BRO IT'S, LIKE, SO WEIRD THAT PEOPLE DID STUFF THAT I DIDN'T DO
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might get out of bed
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>>59998571
wouldberry
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>>59998583
don't do that
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>>59998571
I bet she's not a bad fuck, well-sized perky tits
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Janny on the rampage.
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Janny's gone wild lads
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>>59998571
this is honest to god racism tb h
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HE'S HERE
E
'S

H
E
R
E
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>JANNY
>ABSENCE OF SALARY
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HELP US SAVE US JANNY IS A MADMAN
HELP US SAVE US JANNY IS A MADMAN
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>>59998599
>>59998606
i no rite rules r maed 2 be broken lololololol
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TÁ AN AIRÍOCH ANSEO
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>59998458
How would you possibly know this?

It's as if all the old school yanks were like "Brother James, make sure you keep strict records of your family! Some NEET in 2016 will need to tell some anons on a bhutanese papier mache forum his heritage"

I mean I assume the response started with "wtf is a NEET" but I'm sure it was fully explained....
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lads you figure the janny's electric kettle isn't working?
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HE'S HERE
HE'S DOING IT FOR FREE

GET USED TO IT
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>>59998662
Alright now you're going a bit far mate, jog on
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JANNY IS A TRANNY
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JANNY IS A TRANNY BAIS
JANNY IS A TRANNY BAIS
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>>59998662
>tfw a girl has a bigger dick than you do
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POEL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10330218

http://www.strawpoll.me/10330218
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They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
>>59998708
how is his foreskin not retracting automatically
must have phimosis
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>tfw all your mates got in to the Janny grad-scheme and you didn't
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>tfw still waiting for my janny acceptance email

it's still coming, right lads?
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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT VERY HAPPY MUMMY ACTUALLY REEEOOOOOOO WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPY THIS FROG IS NOT HAPPY AAWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>59998814
you just have to believe
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>>59998814
>janny has banned everyone on /brir/ except me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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4chan is probably the worst chan there is.
we should migrate somewhere
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Getting chilly now auslads.
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tfw no gf
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> PT and lover for my BBW wife

>I am looking for a personal trainer for my overweight wife. You must be able to coach both physical training and dieting. There is a bonus if you flirt with her and make her feel wanted, and a bigger bonus if you manage to get her to bring you to bed. She must not know about these bonuses

considering career change lads
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>>59998929
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>>59998929
16 degrees here thank god the clouds are out otherwise I'd be dying of heat stroke
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>>59998669
My family still has my great great grandfathers civil war sword. Obviously at that point they didn't really use them for combat, but it's still pretty cool.
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>Anon why are your Netflix recommendations full of Nazi documentaries?
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imagine being so much of a normie drone that you actually use Netflix
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>>59998993
>16
>warm

m8 it's like 14 rn and i'm frozen
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How's /gf2016/ coming along lads
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>>59999061
nigger
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>>59999078
Got one
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at a standstill atm
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>>59999078
Already been stood up once waheyyy
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>>59999096
4u >>59999078
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>janny is determined /brit/ does NOT get the get
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>>59999049
this to be honest

>>59999078
there's a chance
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>>59999078
awful tbqh

i like girls who are far too good for me in every respect then get upset when they inevitably reject me then it happens again waheyy

i've got caviar tastes on a rice budget
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>>59999078
saw her for the fourth time last night
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>>59999049
Beep boop did you know that have the pokemans on Netflix now
*plugs into normie hivemind network*
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>>59999108
thats good though. it means youre trying.
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>>59999108
tell us about it lad
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Timtum here once again, reposting from deleted thread.

May I have your advice re: pic related?
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>>59998995
Pointless.

Melt it and sell it for scrap, peasent.
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>>59999196
talk to her
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LET'S GO
DON'T WAIT
THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVER
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nextdoor neughbours cats keep coming into my flat

this one likes me I think, just watches me play Destiny
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anyone else genuinely upset by the mod abuse of power
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D O I N G
A
P O O
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>>59999207
>peasent
FOY
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hmmmm

yes
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>>59999252
>mod

don't be generous lad
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>>59999158
Thanks mate. I needed that.

>>59999175
Not much to tell. Was going to take a girl to the movies and she didn't show up at the place we agreed to meet at the time we agreed to meet.
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>>59999078
had one for a bit
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>>59999301
maybe she went to louis' house instead
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roo *knocks empty water bottle off table* down with the normalsorts
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>>59999242
do it for a laugh
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>>59999078
been ignored by all my tinder matches
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>>59999378
quite good
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>>59999252
>mod

Gonna be honest, I've never seen janny spelled like that
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You know what lads, if we vote to remain I wouldn't want a second referendum.

I'd want this country to suffer for the choice it made, force it to be anchored to this inefficient and stagnant bureaucratic mess.

I don't want there to be a second chance on this matter.
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>>59999391
but EU made shows are garbage

see: Doctor Poo, Top "Let's get the guy from friends" Gear
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>>59999284
i mean in general like
disadvantages of 4chan:
reddit userbase
captcha
post timers
jannies on a rampage
no fun allowed
reddit
not comfy
le epic archive every fucking thread xd
advantages:
????????
lots of 12 year olds boosting activity
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>>59999372
>even getting Tinder matches
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TRANNY JANNY'S GOT NO FANNY
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>>59998758
underrated
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>>59999425
what do those things have to do with mods
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>do a poo
>there's blood on the paper when wiping

Is it arse cancer or my cheap toilet paper?
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>>59999472
i get it from time to time, don't worry
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>>59999392
I agree but only if I have an escape plan
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Someone motivate me to do something with my life today
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>>59999433
FOAL
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500 POSTS TO GO, what are you lads planning to try and snipe the big get with?
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>>59999489
>not already having an escape plan

This country is gone to the dogs and you're going to get eaten
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>>59999472
Dark red blood, go to the doctor. Light red, you've cut your bottom lad.
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>>59999472
if it's bright red then you're probably fine

if it's dark red then go to a doctor
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>>59999472
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/brit/ is getting 60m, right? i've got a tab with a post ready to go
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>>59999472
>>59999481
sometimes i do a massive poo that rips a little tear around my angus

nothing to worry about
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>>59999525
It's light red so I'm going to chalk this one down to vigorous wiping.
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wew
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>>59999463
mods ban anything that isnt reddit
le captchas and shit are jannies fault
also le epic baka desu senpai xD
basically the lads in charge have allowed 4chan to become reddit
its been shit for years though. too bad the best alternatives have banned me or have become unusable
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>>59999517
i'm going to post a picture of nigel farage laughing with the text
>EU
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>>59999517
>>59999541
KHAN'D
I gotta go now though, so I can't participate in the big get. Do it for me lads.
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>>59999541
Isn't really enough people here right now to secure it
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>>59999520
Seriously, though. Where do you go? It's not that easy

America is a sinking ship, South America is South America, Middle East will get you beheaded, Africa will get you beheaded, Australia needs you to be a brain surgeon to get a visa
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Holy shit 60m didn't even notice.
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*ping*
Tea's done
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>>59999609
/brit/ is extremely inactive thanks to janny atm
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Do people actually realise they're posting Trilbys instead of Fedoras in this general or is it part of the gimmick?
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reminder that it's literally wrong to be white in the current year
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got nausea lads, not good
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>
>in a hostel
>'Anon, what's that site youre on?'
>'I've seen you on it a few times before but you always change tabs when someone walks by'
>hehe don't be shy show me.jpg
>'NO JUST LEAVE IT'
>'Anon, why are you being like this, it's just a website'
>'What? Is it something bad?'
>'Jesus why are there pictures of young cartoon girls in short dresses!? That's weird!'
>'i-i-it's just an advert....'
>'MY GOD YOU FREAK'

My literal nightmare that normies may find out about me speaking to you freaks
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Drank some Snapple

Thoughts?
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>>59999747
Fucking rude
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>>59999734
It's really one of the worst feelings isn't it.
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>>59999747
>you freaks
>being this in denial
kek
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>wake up
>not tired

GREAT meme
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>>59999824
good lad
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>>59999747
everyone in Australia browses 4chan so it's no issue
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JUS LEAVE IT DARREN
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sweating about 60m
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got a cheeky suicide pencilled in for 11:30am
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big get coming up lads

make it a british one
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>>59999747
Same tbqh my best friend uses this site and most of my other friends are le leddit so at least they're not completely retarded about these things.
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>>59999909
get off your tits before you do it
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lads
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365

http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365

http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365
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nearly the GET lads
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waheyyy
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A BEE BIT MY BOTTOM AND NOW IT'S BIG
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a fucking LEAF
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margaret constance williams

me on the right
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if you want hot water, a microwave is actually the way to go

it's speedy, and really, water heats up practically as fast as butter does, though one time when i added butter on top of some prepackaged popcorn, the butter ended up spattering all on the inside and since then i've wondered if i might make the water too hot

i still remember licking the salt off my fingers when i cleaned out the butter
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hmm

Might microwave a cuppa
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Not an argument
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dedicate the get to Gibraltar lads
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>>59999999
>>60000000
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Tinder is utter shite
Haven't had a match for months m9
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>>60000000
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>>60000074
are you sure it's not just you thats utter shite
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>>60000073
> foreigners
Oh well who cares
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>>59999648
Eastern Asia. It's rapidly improving and full of opportunities
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>lame get
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>>59998875
What are the best Chans , oh powerful wizard?
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Well good morning
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that was very anti-climatic
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>56 posts late with the lisicki

jesus australian upload speeds everyone
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me on the right
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>>60000248
has a get ever been good
besides that run of /sp/ stealing other boards' gets
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>>60000074
hmm yes, it's tinder that's the issue
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>>60000002
I was two off but I'm kinda pleased because I got the quote wrong. I would've been destroyed.
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>>60000056
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
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Dubs and I get out of bed
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>>60000401
Wubba lubba dub dub
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>Argue against allowing trannies into their respective gender toilets
>"lol anon you've probably shared a restroom with a trans before and you didn't even notice. Stop being so hateful and ignorant"

Lol what? That's exactly the problem! Why would I want to live in constant worry that if I send my daughter to the restroom, any woman in there could drop her dress and molest my daughter with his paki cock and I'd never be able to tell?
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Would just get out of bed but my cats sleeping desu
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drinking a steaming hot cup of joe and a blue berry 'fin
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>>60000472
you haven't got a daughter and you will never have a daughter
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>>60000492
Fair point, I have a strong seed, I'll only reproduce sons
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We need to stand up to isolationism, national egoism and xenophobia. EU is a unique venture in international solidarity and common purpose that brought decades of peace and prosperity to Europe.
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>>60000372
it's REALLY not funny when you do it.

nonce. probably going to get doxxed by this nonce now i've clicked on his link
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>>60000518
t. Robert Baratheon
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>>59999648
Currently I am looking at western France and Slovenia but I probably have different things I am looking for to you. Australia is easy to get a work visa for, get one go there and use it, before you go sort out one for New Zealand too and go there when the Aussie one is up. thats a couple of years and if you like it you will have better credential for any application to live there.
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thinking of hitting up a 17 year old lads
I'm in murky water
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>>60000525
>peace
That was nato
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>>60000552
Weapon of choice?
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>>60000552
why? it's legal
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going to do a wank
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>>60000552
if it's legal it's not murky at all
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ALUMINUM
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>we can't have all these nations arguing and fighting all the time
>let's merge them all into one country and call them Yugoslavia, that'll work to create peace
>Well, that fucked up, let's do the same to Europe and create the EU. That'll work well
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>>60000608
Delete this
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lol
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Been lying in bed for the past three hours not even tired but I literally can't find a reason to get get out of bed
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>>60000567
This desu
NATO is bigger and exclusively for defense so your autonomy is still respected for the most part. I'm sure if Britain left the EU we would still have to watch your back. Obama is just talking shit because he's a leftist twat.
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>>60000573
>>60000601
if people found out they'd think it's sketchy
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>>60000648
Lazy bastard
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Can't stop thinking about her lads
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>>60000649
>>60000567
trade = peace
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>>60000615
But the UK, Holland, Germany, USA, Spain, in fact most countries are made up of the same and created in much the same way? Smaller units get together and create a bigger unit. Are you special needs?
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>>60000701
this post makes next to no sense

fuck off
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Not sure what I'm going to do when I get out of bed
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>>60000715
You are foreign, I dont expect you to know.
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>>60000000
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>>60000756
yeah dumb cunt we saw
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What happened to tesco lad? Did he die from food poisoning?
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Essentially haven't left the house in a month lads.
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>>60000774
>tesco lad

That was poleaboo
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>>60000738
Same

Just see how it goes

Talk t'yi again, bai
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Might finish off Dark Souls 3 today.
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>>60000777
Good boy
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>>60000781
Tesco lad clearly had a big white cock
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Wonder what I should wank to
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>>60000796
And self harm anon had white arms but that was him
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>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0nAsLldma
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My brother does this thing where he goes on the PS4, tells me not to go on it because he is, then walks away and leaves it paused for like 2 hours.
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My FX4100 isn't good enough to run Overwatch, lads
Gonna need a new CPU, got my eye on the FX8370
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>>60000796
>>60000809
Poleaboo takes other people's photos and uses them as his own. You think that's really him in those dresses?
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>>60000818
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>60000828
add me on overwatch
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>>60000821
Yeah being 16 is fucking tough
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>>60000830
>tfw I'm tesco lad but some fucking paki is getting the credit for my BWC
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>>60000858
Game won't run lad
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>>60000818
Excellent
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>>60000818
>>hello can i help
>yep
>can i get some food

howling
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>>60000830
>the multiple personalities meme has spread to /brit/

Time to kill this general 2bh
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Sorry cat but a man's gotta get up
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>>60000929
>le its more than just one autist

fuck off
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If labour were in power, would lefties still not care that the government we elect can be overruled by the EU?
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>giving pseudo-trips that don't do anything interesting attention.

C'mon lads.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w3QHF97NCw
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>>60001054
/brit/ is filled with reddit newcunts, what do expect?
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Ever been to shoreditch car park?
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gonna invade normandy you lads want anything?
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>>60001054
My tesco posting was original content
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>>60001082
Dead Normanders
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>>60001073
spent a weekend there in the corner, great view
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>>59998929
fuck you
-3 degrees right now
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>>60001082
german coastal gun battery ta
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>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9pIQKMj1b
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>>60001098
A picture of you taking a shit and eating a lollie.

ah yes, interesting.
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I have a bad attitude and love causing mischief
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>ordered game for £34 on eBay because it was cheaper than literally everywhere else
>won't ship until Tuesday and won't arrive until Wednesday because of muh Mayday bank holiday

Royal Mail drone automisation fucking WHEN? Would have been better just boosting into town and paying the extra 10 quid in GAME® for it today.
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>>60001133
keep going
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>>59999078
Got one, she broke it off because she's on the south island and I'm a poorfag
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>>60001149
>no playing pc

oh dear
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>>60001073
AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>>
*superlikes you*
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Best pomade?
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>>60001177
*blushes*
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>>60001182
Smear your shit in it
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>>60001142
It was a clever spin on the doing a poo meme where I complained about the automatic flusher and tesco putting a mirror on the back of the door. I'm sorry you couldn't appreciate its many layers of nuance
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Managed to haggle with some yanks and get more than 25% off their quoted price, feels good.
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>>60001159
Console exclusive m80.
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>>60001229
name?
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Has your university left the NUS yet? Loogabarooga have just voted to leave.
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sitting in a cafe in Brussels and police with guns just strolled in

thanks for making me even more nervous
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>>60001234
Not telling.
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>>60001263
i was in paris a few years ago and saw the same thing
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Reminder to vote leave to make normies angry.
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>>60001284
tell me you fuck
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>>60001238
Will kek hard when all the arrogant students leave NUS and then they have no one to challenge the next rise in fees.
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>>60000019
Holy fuck
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Why does everyone debate laws, immigration, sovereignty, nationalism, culture etc when debating whether to leave a trade union? The eu is only a trade union. You'd swear it's become a political entity or something...
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>>60001296
There's already soldiers with massive rifles standing around everywhere fuck
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>>60001238
Apparently my university is a "zionist outpost", according to their new president. Hope we leave but the student's guild here is full of leftist mongs, so I doubt we will.
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I'm voting stay
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Seems silly to put "Remove from List" and "Remove Data File" right next to each other. At least one person in history must have accidentally erased a large download in an attempt to just clear the torrent from the list.
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when's the referendum again lads?

I need to make sure I vote
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>>60001303
Have you seen the current state of the NUS? Chances are they'd say tuition fees should rise for white men so that women and coloureds can go to uni for free. They're full of pretty much the worst stereotypes of left-wing students.

>>60001362
She's a notorious jew-hater. Also a pretend black.
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morning lads
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>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
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>>60000000
>>59999999

If they were deleted, what were they?
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>>60001400
>Mac
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I hate niggers
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https://youtu.be/Ux6aq4am6es

Just getting a daily intake
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>>60001400
>perfume

good lad
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Just ordered the original Eau Sauvage
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>>60001436
alri
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Capitalism looks great on paper, but doesn't work in practice due to the greed of human nature.
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>>60001436
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>>60001579
alri?
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Can't stop imagining my ex-girlfriend fucking other men. Giving them blowjobs. I can't help it and it hurts.
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dunno what rest of the day I'll do
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>>60001601
urrrm .. yep
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>>60001561
FOB
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>>60001616
good
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where is my gravel, chinkatanga?
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New top gear looks absolute GASH lmao
So glad I got a new Amazon tv box
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>>60001607
Would it help if I sent you the videos of her getting passed around?
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Going to replay MGS5

1 hour to download baka

>>60001654
fuck off marketing shill
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>>60001607
https://soundgasm.net/u/_opalescent_/Fine-Ill-Tell-You-All-About-His-Big-Cock

https://soundgasm.net/u/single_leah/F4M-Helping-You-Get-Over-Me-Script-Humiliation-Cheating-Oral

Enjoy.
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Looking forward to the new GQ magazine
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>>60001607
I know the feel

>tfw I've had many girls since but I still can't accept her touching even one penis that isn't mine
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I detest being a wage cuck but there is nothing comfier than a bank holiday weekend, been paid and split it between my current account, savings account and help to buy account and chilling in the garden shitposting with a sparkling water in the sun.


Good feel lads.
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gf told me she's going to take the modelling job at Kenzo
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>applied for 12 jobs last week
>no responses
very good!
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>>60001821
> actually applying for things and not just wallowing in a grey haze
Fuck off normie
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might just mong out on benzos and actually have a nice day for once hahahaha
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>>60001792
Yeah being a wage cuck helps you to appreciate the good times way more
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>>60001847
need money to live lad
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Why the fuck is there always some cunt ruining the nice suburban chill by drilling loudly or mowing their grass with the world's loudest lawnmower?
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>>60001450
TOTALLY WICKED BRO

you must be the coolest kid in year 6
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lads I think I've found love
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>>60001893
It's weird, I absolutely hate work and always think about quitting but when I get free time I actually do more stuff in it and enjoy it more whereas when I was unemployed I just did nothing and never felt like I had enough time to do stuff even though I had nothing else to do.

Weird sort of feel. I guess humans are hardwired to want to do something.
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>>60000001
Looool
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>>60001896
Sorry lad me and your mum'll be quieter with our drilling next time xx
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>being such a boring bastard you need to work yourself into the ground before appreciating days off
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>>60000372
I can't stand you you attention seeking cunt but this is quite funny
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>>60001896
Should have got one of the new ranges of lawnmowers from Argos.
Hell, he could even have paid for SAME DAY delivery with a choice of delivery slots for even greater convenience
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>>60001905
Grim
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>>60001905
>fat people who think they will get thin by reducing their needs to crumbled cartilage in the gym

Amazing that so many people still believe the 'exercise makes you thin' meme. Just eat less.
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>>60001921
Yeah exactly

Before I went travelling I worked 6 days a week for 5 months in a tough job. It was hard, hard work and I hated it whilst i was doing it. But it was 100x better than the preceding 4 months where I'd say around the house in depressing NEETdom with nothing to do
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Phew that was close thought I was on /pol/ for a minute
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>>60001947
>Unemployed after uni
>No money to do anything
>Nothing to aim for
>Stop seeing friends because I'm embarrassed of the social stigma and lack of money anyway
>Spend all day trying to get a job

Now I have a job
>Money every week
>Able to go see mates without having to worry about buying a few extra pints or a starter for a meal
>Can afford to run a car
>Can socialise and tlak about things like my house savings
>Can afford to go on holiday with them
>Enjoy my hobbies a lot more because I appreciate the time spent doing thme

etc etc
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>>60001991
thats like asking a crackhead to stop doing crack
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>>60001949
made you smile! hahaha
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any updates on the whole commie girl thing lads
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>>60002004
What age did you go travelling lad and for how long?


I'm in a catch 22. I landed a really easy/ comfy/ reasonably well paid/ lots of opportunity for progression grad job out of uni but now I've saved a few grand I want to piss off and go travelling.

Just cba coming back with no job and starting again.
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>>60002008
Yeah that was the worst, the embarrassment of seeing your mates and having to do it as cheap as possible. "Yeah nah I'm not very hungry I'll just have a small dinner... Don't really feel like another pint haha..." Etc
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Why us petrol £1.10 a litre again?

REEEEE
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>>60001475
Get 4chan X my lad
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>>60002085
oil prices rising due to fall in supply
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>>60002077
Based Belgium lad knows exactly where it's at.

>Haha...I don't fancy a starter
>It's £3 for a coke? Shit better make this one last and hope nobody notices me sipping it
>N-n-no lads don't fancy a holiday
>Savings, who needs them?
>N-no, my laptop is fine I don't need a new one the fan is meant to sound like Concorde taking off.
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>>60002034
they're all my gf's now
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>>60002036
Save 5 grand and you'll be fucking sorted mate

Left the uk with 3 grand about 3 years ago, havent been back since
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>>60002008
What do you work as?
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>>60002113
>£6.60 for a jd and coke
not much to me but for some people thats like an hours work
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>>60002036
24, I finished uni at 23 and sat around the house doing fuck all for months. Not even applying for anything. Then my stepdad offered me a temporary job where I just saved up a load of dosh and then fucked off to Asia in early April with my mates. Now I'm doing Europe. I'd already been to Spain 5 times in 2016 too and various trips to see mates around England.

Being a wagecuck was exactly what I needed after the post uni depression
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>>60002092
What about the whole flooding the market $20 a barrel thing?
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>>60002159
Lobbyist

>>60002150
>>60002184
Fuck lads that's the motivation I need. I don't know why but I always stress about other people buying houses when they're like 25 and it puts me off as if I'm behind or something.

Top, top lads.
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>>60002184
>step dad giving you a job

NEPOTISM REEEE
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>>60002169
>>60002113
I'm struggling to deal with European drink prices after 6 weeks in Asia lads

I was paying sometimes as low as 14p for a beer in Vietnam.

Now it's £5 for a beer everywhere and it's like fuck
>>
>>60002184
>doing Europe
Fucking hate the middle class twats that "do" countries. Everyone I've ever met that says they're 'doing' somewhere have been insufferable rich kids (geting jobs from mummy's husband)

You wouldn't say "oh I'm doing Scotland this year darling" so why the fuck are you doing Thailand or Europe you fucking cretinous melt
>>
>>60002034
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>>60002259
It was a construction job m8 that's how that kind of thing works. Interviews don't exist
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Is it just be or are people getting worse at driving?

I was just filling up at a station and a guy reversed in through the exit to get to the pump in front of me blocking be in.
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>>60002270
this 2bh but
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>>60002215
all the yanks that were doing that thanks to fracking and profits stopped doing that as they couldnt afford it at a low price
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>>60002270
this tbdesu
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>>60002270
>implying

I'm megabusing everywhere and staying in the cheapest hostels. I barely have any money left but didn't feel like going home. I wanted to see more of Europe since I've been to Spain 8 times already, why does that make you upset? What a raging faggot.
>>
>>60002300
kek. That's quite funny.

I don't think people are worse, I just think there's a minority of really fucking shite drivers who make hugely noticeable issues. It's weird how people panic when they drive and think they can't wait for anything and that an extra two minutes waiting is the end of the world.

A few weeks ago some cunt scratched all his car trying to squeeze past me at some lights as I was at where the lane opens into two.

If he waited literally 30 seconds til the lights went green he would have been fine.
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>>60002270
>>60002345

What do you lads plan to do when you get home?

That's my biggest fear. Going and having a ridiculously top time and then getting home and being like fuck my life I've gotta move in with my parents and start again
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>I'm using the pleb wagon! Look how poor I am.
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>>60002300
The written part of the exam is currently full of questions about protecting the environment and the types of insurance instead of correct driving etiquette.
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>Fucking hate the middle class twats that "do" countries. Everyone I've ever met that says they're 'doing' somewhere have been insufferable rich kids (geting jobs from mummy's husband)
>You wouldn't say "oh I'm doing Scotland this year darling" so why the fuck are you doing Thailand or Europe you fucking cretinous melt
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>>60002376
My plan is to start again basically

Yeah that might suck but I figured now is the time to do this sort of thing, before I gain some real responsibilities and I'm tied down. You won't always be young and able to fuck off with no consequences
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>>60002345
No you fucking mong, it is your choice of language that is retarded. You can be middle class and poor etc etc we get that. When was the last time you went to a city in the UK and said 'I'm going to do....'? Never because it's dumb as.
Ausbro and the other brit knows the sort of faggot you are
>>60002340
>>60002316

>>60002232
Mate it's easy as to leave. Check out helpx and stuff to travel around on the cheap, too. I've met so many 25-35 year olds travelling with none of the normal wageuk stuff and they're fine.

>>60002376
Have no intention of being on british soil for a few years yet but probably find a job and a house the same as Ive done in every country Ive ever been i
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>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
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>>60002376
>Going and having a ridiculously top time and then getting home and being like fuck my life I've gotta move in with my parents and start again

you sound like a knob
>>
>>60002377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk
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>>60002450
>>60002452

Top lads, catch you soon in some dingy fucking place somewhere
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>>60002452
You're actually getting this upset at the fact that I said I'm "doing" Europe instead of "traveling" Europe lmao

Weapons grade autism.
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Despise posh cunts lads
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yank army are really bad at hiding their planes
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>>60002482
We'll meet for a beer in a dive bar in Bogotá a year from today!

>>60002475
Genuine fears my friend until you actually leave
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Has anyone here done Europe with Interrail?
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*waiting to post until new thread arrives*
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>>60002573
Sorry lad most of us have already bene through sixth form
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>>60002573
Nah but I've heard it's a good way to do Europe. Not entirely sure how it works but I've met quite a few people doing Europe this way.

You planning on doing Europe lad?
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>We'll meet for a beer in a dive bar in Bogotá a year from today!
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Dunno what it is about driving but just get incredibly angry at everyone on the road
>>
ree spaz 2 just crashed
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>>60002605
Yeah lad, planning on doing a few countries in Europe this summer for a couple of weeks and then in Winter when I have a month off doing a load more, and maybe redoing some of the ones I've already done, all with Interrail.
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to all travelers
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>>60002264
Why have you been on holiday for so long? taking a year off?
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>>60002680
that's some pretty shit tier advice all round
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>>60002666
I know what you're doing


And it's working....lol
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Have a hot gf who is out of my league but have the desire to break up with her and chase other girls for the excitement.

What do?
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>>60002733
>damage control
let me see you make a better guide
>>
did a new

>>60002774
>>60002774
>>60002774
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>>60002680
2/4/7 have an element of undeniable truth to them.
Example: that fucking melt doing Belguim
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>>60002680
I've had a good time in some complete shitholes. The trick is to find the middle classes, don't mix with the proles. Get on couch surfing in Serbia and meet some Serbian lad who studied in Manchester and smokes weed and speaks fluent English, he'll know what's fun to do there
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>>60002822
None of those apply to me, you have some serious autism if my use of a word can set you into absolute sperg mode like this.
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>>60002680
last line is spot on, only dullards find Australia appealing.
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>>60003456
This. Fucking hate the Aussies on here and their forced shitty gimmicks and tedious action posting nonsense.
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>>60003456
I agree, australians should be genocided
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