WARNING WARNING JANNY IS OFF HIS MEDS
edition
/balt/.
I hope /brit/ claims the get of the year while I'm asleep
Good luck lads
God Save the Queen
>>59998305
>fugg da bolis :DDDD
Fuck off, that thread was always going to get deleted because OP was a dickhead
>it's a janny spazzes out episode
>>59998086
>he talks about trips when we have the big sept coming up
>rubbing it in like this
>>59998086
>>59998115
>>59998132
But seriously it's crazy, we have ancestors that walked on all fours or lived in the sea! (Although not sure if we can still call them ancestors...)
We have ancestors that were living under the Roman occupation of Britain, or, like mine, running Viking raids on Lindisfarne and shit
One of your ancestors could easily have been on a boat that discovered a new race of people
>>59998335
Do you happen to work an unpaid job?
>>59998305
Janny gonna get you son
>>59998335
Alri janny
>>59998352
No, I just hate jannyspamming because nothing else happens in the thread for an hour because some twat yank decided to post porn on a worksafe board
>>59998335
HE'S HERE
Why did Sir Janny delete the last thread 70ish posts in?
Australia is PRIMED to get this get
>>59998347
>One of your ancestors could easily have been on a boat that discovered a new race of people
Mine were
My ancestors were amongst the first to settle the Massachusetts Bay Colony
very hungover
>>59998364
DING DING CUSTODIAN YOU ARE NEEDED OVER HERE
>>59998371
>any nudity is porn
Ah yes
>>59998373
It's like arguing with children. I thought everyone was supposed to be over 18
I'm getting too old for this shit
very hung
>>59998441
Proofs
>>59998391
is this bait? not insulting the post's content, but it seems to feed into muh heritage a little, and so i cannot tell if it's an ironic embracing of that trope or if it is an attempt at legitimate addition to the conversation
>>59998435
If you're getting too old have you considered retiring from your unpaid position as /int/ porter?
>>59998435
>getting argumentative over janny-posting
lmao take your meds grandpa
>>59998435
not an arguement
you should take some paid debate lessons
oh wait
>>59998458
It's both
I do think it's pretty crazy that my ancestors got on wooden ships 400 years ago and sailed across an entire ocean using very rudimentary maps and navigational aids and were able to establish a thriving colony in a very short amount of time
>BRO IT'S, LIKE, SO WEIRD THAT PEOPLE DID STUFF THAT I DIDN'T DO
might get out of bed
>>59998571
wouldberry
>>59998583
don't do that
>>59998571
I bet she's not a bad fuck, well-sized perky tits
Janny on the rampage.
Janny's gone wild lads
>>59998571
this is honest to god racism tb h
HE'S HERE
E
'S
H
E
R
E
>JANNY
>ABSENCE OF SALARY
HELP US SAVE US JANNY IS A MADMAN
HELP US SAVE US JANNY IS A MADMAN
>>59998599
>>59998606
i no rite rules r maed 2 be broken lololololol
TÁ AN AIRÍOCH ANSEO
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>59998458
How would you possibly know this?
It's as if all the old school yanks were like "Brother James, make sure you keep strict records of your family! Some NEET in 2016 will need to tell some anons on a bhutanese papier mache forum his heritage"
I mean I assume the response started with "wtf is a NEET" but I'm sure it was fully explained....
lads you figure the janny's electric kettle isn't working?
HE'S HERE
HE'S DOING IT FOR FREE
GET USED TO IT
>>59998662
Alright now you're going a bit far mate, jog on
JANNY IS A TRANNY
JANNY IS A TRANNY BAIS
JANNY IS A TRANNY BAIS
>>59998662
>tfw a girl has a bigger dick than you do
POEL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330218
They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330226
>>59998708
how is his foreskin not retracting automatically
must have phimosis
>tfw all your mates got in to the Janny grad-scheme and you didn't
>tfw still waiting for my janny acceptance email
it's still coming, right lads?
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT VERY HAPPY MUMMY ACTUALLY REEEOOOOOOO WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPY THIS FROG IS NOT HAPPY AAWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59998814
you just have to believe
>>59998814
>janny has banned everyone on /brir/ except me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4chan is probably the worst chan there is.
we should migrate somewhere
Getting chilly now auslads.
tfw no gf
> PT and lover for my BBW wife
>I am looking for a personal trainer for my overweight wife. You must be able to coach both physical training and dieting. There is a bonus if you flirt with her and make her feel wanted, and a bigger bonus if you manage to get her to bring you to bed. She must not know about these bonuses
considering career change lads
>>59998929
16 degrees here thank god the clouds are out otherwise I'd be dying of heat stroke
>>59998669
My family still has my great great grandfathers civil war sword. Obviously at that point they didn't really use them for combat, but it's still pretty cool.
>Anon why are your Netflix recommendations full of Nazi documentaries?
imagine being so much of a normie drone that you actually use Netflix
>>59998993
>16
>warm
m8 it's like 14 rn and i'm frozen
How's /gf2016/ coming along lads
>>59999061
nigger
>>59999078
Got one
at a standstill atm
>>59999078
Already been stood up once waheyyy
>janny is determined /brit/ does NOT get the get
>>59999049
this to be honest
>>59999078
there's a chance
>>59999078
awful tbqh
i like girls who are far too good for me in every respect then get upset when they inevitably reject me then it happens again waheyy
i've got caviar tastes on a rice budget
>>59999078
saw her for the fourth time last night
>>59999049
Beep boop did you know that have the pokemans on Netflix now
*plugs into normie hivemind network*
>>59999108
thats good though. it means youre trying.
>>59999108
tell us about it lad
Timtum here once again, reposting from deleted thread.
May I have your advice re: pic related?
>>59998995
Pointless.
Melt it and sell it for scrap, peasent.
>>59999196
talk to her
LET'S GO
DON'T WAIT
THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVER
nextdoor neughbours cats keep coming into my flat
this one likes me I think, just watches me play Destiny
anyone else genuinely upset by the mod abuse of power
D O I N G
A
P O O
>>59999207
>peasent
FOY
hmmmm
yes
>>59999252
>mod
don't be generous lad
>>59999158
Thanks mate. I needed that.
>>59999175
Not much to tell. Was going to take a girl to the movies and she didn't show up at the place we agreed to meet at the time we agreed to meet.
>>59999078
had one for a bit
>>59999301
maybe she went to louis' house instead
roo *knocks empty water bottle off table* down with the normalsorts
>>59999242
do it for a laugh
>>59999078
been ignored by all my tinder matches
>>59999378
quite good
>>59999252
>mod
Gonna be honest, I've never seen janny spelled like that
You know what lads, if we vote to remain I wouldn't want a second referendum.
I'd want this country to suffer for the choice it made, force it to be anchored to this inefficient and stagnant bureaucratic mess.
I don't want there to be a second chance on this matter.
>>59999391
but EU made shows are garbage
see: Doctor Poo, Top "Let's get the guy from friends" Gear
>>59999284
i mean in general like
disadvantages of 4chan:
reddit userbase
captcha
post timers
jannies on a rampage
no fun allowed
not comfy
le epic archive every fucking thread xd
advantages:
????????
lots of 12 year olds boosting activity
>>59999372
>even getting Tinder matches
TRANNY JANNY'S GOT NO FANNY
>>59998758
underrated
>>59999425
what do those things have to do with mods
>do a poo
>there's blood on the paper when wiping
Is it arse cancer or my cheap toilet paper?
>>59999472
i get it from time to time, don't worry
>>59999392
I agree but only if I have an escape plan
Someone motivate me to do something with my life today
>>59999433
FOAL
500 POSTS TO GO, what are you lads planning to try and snipe the big get with?
>>59999489
>not already having an escape plan
This country is gone to the dogs and you're going to get eaten
>>59999472
Dark red blood, go to the doctor. Light red, you've cut your bottom lad.
>>59999472
if it's bright red then you're probably fine
if it's dark red then go to a doctor
>>59999472
/brit/ is getting 60m, right? i've got a tab with a post ready to go
>>59999472
>>59999481
sometimes i do a massive poo that rips a little tear around my angus
nothing to worry about
>>59999525
It's light red so I'm going to chalk this one down to vigorous wiping.
wew
>>59999463
mods ban anything that isnt reddit
le captchas and shit are jannies fault
also le epic baka desu senpai xD
basically the lads in charge have allowed 4chan to become reddit
its been shit for years though. too bad the best alternatives have banned me or have become unusable
>>59999517
i'm going to post a picture of nigel farage laughing with the text
>EU
>>59999517
>>59999541
KHAN'D
I gotta go now though, so I can't participate in the big get. Do it for me lads.
>>59999541
Isn't really enough people here right now to secure it
>>59999520
Seriously, though. Where do you go? It's not that easy
America is a sinking ship, South America is South America, Middle East will get you beheaded, Africa will get you beheaded, Australia needs you to be a brain surgeon to get a visa
Holy shit 60m didn't even notice.
*ping*
Tea's done
>>59999609
/brit/ is extremely inactive thanks to janny atm
Do people actually realise they're posting Trilbys instead of Fedoras in this general or is it part of the gimmick?
reminder that it's literally wrong to be white in the current year
got nausea lads, not good
>
>in a hostel
>'Anon, what's that site youre on?'
>'I've seen you on it a few times before but you always change tabs when someone walks by'
>hehe don't be shy show me.jpg
>'NO JUST LEAVE IT'
>'Anon, why are you being like this, it's just a website'
>'What? Is it something bad?'
>'Jesus why are there pictures of young cartoon girls in short dresses!? That's weird!'
>'i-i-it's just an advert....'
>'MY GOD YOU FREAK'
My literal nightmare that normies may find out about me speaking to you freaks
Drank some Snapple
Thoughts?
>>59999747
Fucking rude
>>59999734
It's really one of the worst feelings isn't it.
>>59999747
>you freaks
>being this in denial
kek
>wake up
>not tired
GREAT meme
>>59999824
good lad
>>59999747
everyone in Australia browses 4chan so it's no issue
JUS LEAVE IT DARREN
sweating about 60m
got a cheeky suicide pencilled in for 11:30am
big get coming up lads
make it a british one
>>59999747
Same tbqh my best friend uses this site and most of my other friends are le leddit so at least they're not completely retarded about these things.
>>59999909
get off your tits before you do it
lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10330365
nearly the GET lads
waheyyy
A BEE BIT MY BOTTOM AND NOW IT'S BIG
a fucking LEAF
margaret constance williams
me on the right
if you want hot water, a microwave is actually the way to go
it's speedy, and really, water heats up practically as fast as butter does, though one time when i added butter on top of some prepackaged popcorn, the butter ended up spattering all on the inside and since then i've wondered if i might make the water too hot
i still remember licking the salt off my fingers when i cleaned out the butter
hmm
Might microwave a cuppa
Not an argument
dedicate the get to Gibraltar lads
Tinder is utter shite
Haven't had a match for months m9
>>60000074
are you sure it's not just you thats utter shite
>>60000073
> foreigners
Oh well who cares
>>59999648
Eastern Asia. It's rapidly improving and full of opportunities
>lame get
>>59998875
What are the best Chans , oh powerful wizard?
Well good morning
that was very anti-climatic
>56 posts late with the lisicki
jesus australian upload speeds everyone
me on the right
>>60000248
has a get ever been good
besides that run of /sp/ stealing other boards' gets
>>60000074
hmm yes, it's tinder that's the issue
>>60000002
I was two off but I'm kinda pleased because I got the quote wrong. I would've been destroyed.
>>60000056
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
Dubs and I get out of bed
>>60000401
Wubba lubba dub dub
>Argue against allowing trannies into their respective gender toilets
>"lol anon you've probably shared a restroom with a trans before and you didn't even notice. Stop being so hateful and ignorant"
Lol what? That's exactly the problem! Why would I want to live in constant worry that if I send my daughter to the restroom, any woman in there could drop her dress and molest my daughter with his paki cock and I'd never be able to tell?
Would just get out of bed but my cats sleeping desu
drinking a steaming hot cup of joe and a blue berry 'fin
>>60000472
you haven't got a daughter and you will never have a daughter
>>60000492
Fair point, I have a strong seed, I'll only reproduce sons
We need to stand up to isolationism, national egoism and xenophobia. EU is a unique venture in international solidarity and common purpose that brought decades of peace and prosperity to Europe.
>>60000372
it's REALLY not funny when you do it.
nonce. probably going to get doxxed by this nonce now i've clicked on his link
>>60000518
t. Robert Baratheon
>>59999648
Currently I am looking at western France and Slovenia but I probably have different things I am looking for to you. Australia is easy to get a work visa for, get one go there and use it, before you go sort out one for New Zealand too and go there when the Aussie one is up. thats a couple of years and if you like it you will have better credential for any application to live there.
thinking of hitting up a 17 year old lads
I'm in murky water
>>60000525
>peace
That was nato
>>60000552
Weapon of choice?
>>60000552
why? it's legal
going to do a wank
>>60000552
if it's legal it's not murky at all
ALUMINUM
>we can't have all these nations arguing and fighting all the time
>let's merge them all into one country and call them Yugoslavia, that'll work to create peace
>Well, that fucked up, let's do the same to Europe and create the EU. That'll work well
>>60000608
Delete this
lol
Been lying in bed for the past three hours not even tired but I literally can't find a reason to get get out of bed
>>60000567
This desu
NATO is bigger and exclusively for defense so your autonomy is still respected for the most part. I'm sure if Britain left the EU we would still have to watch your back. Obama is just talking shit because he's a leftist twat.
>>60000573
>>60000601
if people found out they'd think it's sketchy
>>60000648
Lazy bastard
Can't stop thinking about her lads
>>60000649
>>60000567
trade = peace
>>60000615
But the UK, Holland, Germany, USA, Spain, in fact most countries are made up of the same and created in much the same way? Smaller units get together and create a bigger unit. Are you special needs?
>>60000701
this post makes next to no sense
fuck off
Not sure what I'm going to do when I get out of bed
>>60000715
You are foreign, I dont expect you to know.
>>60000756
yeah dumb cunt we saw
What happened to tesco lad? Did he die from food poisoning?
Essentially haven't left the house in a month lads.
>>60000774
>tesco lad
That was poleaboo
>>60000738
Same
Just see how it goes
Talk t'yi again, bai
Might finish off Dark Souls 3 today.
>>60000777
Good boy
>>60000781
Tesco lad clearly had a big white cock
Wonder what I should wank to
>>60000796
And self harm anon had white arms but that was him
>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0nAsLldma
My brother does this thing where he goes on the PS4, tells me not to go on it because he is, then walks away and leaves it paused for like 2 hours.
My FX4100 isn't good enough to run Overwatch, lads
Gonna need a new CPU, got my eye on the FX8370
>>60000796
>>60000809
Poleaboo takes other people's photos and uses them as his own. You think that's really him in those dresses?
>>60000818
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60000828
add me on overwatch
>>60000821
Yeah being 16 is fucking tough
>>60000830
>tfw I'm tesco lad but some fucking paki is getting the credit for my BWC
>>60000858
Game won't run lad
>>60000818
Excellent
>>60000818
>>hello can i help
>yep
>can i get some food
howling
>>60000830
>the multiple personalities meme has spread to /brit/
Time to kill this general 2bh
Sorry cat but a man's gotta get up
>>60000929
>le its more than just one autist
fuck off
If labour were in power, would lefties still not care that the government we elect can be overruled by the EU?
>giving pseudo-trips that don't do anything interesting attention.
C'mon lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w3QHF97NCw
>>60001054
/brit/ is filled with reddit newcunts, what do expect?
Ever been to shoreditch car park?
gonna invade normandy you lads want anything?
>>60001054
My tesco posting was original content
>>60001082
Dead Normanders
>>60001073
spent a weekend there in the corner, great view
>>59998929
fuck you
-3 degrees right now
>>60001082
german coastal gun battery ta
>>60000372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9pIQKMj1b
>>60001098
A picture of you taking a shit and eating a lollie.
ah yes, interesting.
I have a bad attitude and love causing mischief
>ordered game for £34 on eBay because it was cheaper than literally everywhere else
>won't ship until Tuesday and won't arrive until Wednesday because of muh Mayday bank holiday
Royal Mail drone automisation fucking WHEN? Would have been better just boosting into town and paying the extra 10 quid in GAME® for it today.
>>60001133
keep going
>>59999078
Got one, she broke it off because she's on the south island and I'm a poorfag
>>60001149
>no playing pc
oh dear
>>60001073
AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
*superlikes you*
Best pomade?
>>60001177
*blushes*
>>60001182
Smear your shit in it
>>60001142
It was a clever spin on the doing a poo meme where I complained about the automatic flusher and tesco putting a mirror on the back of the door. I'm sorry you couldn't appreciate its many layers of nuance
Managed to haggle with some yanks and get more than 25% off their quoted price, feels good.
>>60001159
Console exclusive m80.
>>60001229
name?
Has your university left the NUS yet? Loogabarooga have just voted to leave.
sitting in a cafe in Brussels and police with guns just strolled in
thanks for making me even more nervous
>>60001234
Not telling.
