http://time.com/4350762/health-doctors-zika-rio-de-janeiro-olympics/
So, where should we host it?
>>59990626
at São Paulo? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jy6NQA6kIg
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Anywhere but my city, I don't want a white elephant.
>>59990876
Why would you pass up the chance to finally have something white in your city?
![2008-09-03-Tuscaloosa-Aerial-3D-wide[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nitpnCj.jpg "2008-09-03-Tuscaloosa-Aerial-3D-wide[1].jpg")
any city in the US with a large D1 college
Even Alabama would be a better place to host than Brazil, just have busses carrying people between Tuscaloosa and Birmingham.
>>59991310
fuck off elephant
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>>59990626
Let it to us
How can Dilma save this disaster?
>>59993564
Literally who?
>>59993471
You really want to just throw together an opening ceremony AND comprehensive security detail with hardly any preparation time, let alone pick a city and deal with the logistical nightmares of hosting the Olympics in the first place?
Eh, fuck it. We could do it. The opening ceremony can just be an outdoor screening of Independence Day followed by an hour of the Blue Angels dicking around overhead, nobody would give a shit anyway.
>>59990626
Don't move it. You'll have wasted billions of dollars and Brazil would be pissed. Just have it next summer.
>>59993608
It'd probably end up better tha rio's Tbh
>>59993684
Any hint as to what it might be?
I'm picturing a two hour Carnivale parade of transvestites followed by free grundle waxings for all in attendance, after which a taxi driver takes them to a back alley and robs them with an HIV-infected needle. The entire thing will be posted on Liveleak.
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>>59990876
Brazil is out of the picture. Brazil is too shitty to host anything.
It has to be hosted in Europe. I choose Greece.
>>59990626
at my house I'll make some biscuits
