What are the dead giveaways identify someone's country?
For example: what do American tourists do that instantly let you know they're American?
Get shot
wear shorts
always smiling
ask where the local mc donalds are
American: fat and speaks english
Brit: ugly and speaks english
German: white and speaks english
People from Spain: Speaks Spanish and is smart
People from Mexico: Speaks Spanish and is retarded, usually has at least 7 kids, and working on a construction site
>>59990013
>For example: what do American tourists do that instantly let you know they're American?
They get lost/killed in the mountains, and we have to send rescue teams...
Every fucking year
>>59990565
>They get lost/killed in the mountains, and we have to send rescue teams...
>Every fucking year
They should taken the helicopter tours.
You have saved everybody the trouble.
>what do American tourists do that instantly let you know they're American?
They are loud, rude, obnoxious, and fat; and then act as though people in the rest of the world are abnormally quiet, polite, understated, and thin. Utterly, utterly deluded people with zero self awareness or respect for other people's countries.
>>59990013
they're here
florida is basically a bootleg hawaii for americans who cant afford to fly over the pacific; if someone can afford to travel to america they're not coming here
>>59990810
So... you're still mad about us throwing your tea in the harbor?
