Do aussies and kiwis like each other?
I heard they absolutely hate each other since an aussie cheated in an important baseball match decades ago.
They're british, why they wouldn't like each other?
I like them both.
I dont really ever think about them other than when they beat us in rugby ţbh
We're natural enemies, like the kiwis and the scotts. and the kiwis and the birtish. and the kiwis and other kiwis. damn kiwis ruined New Zealand
>>59988110
>>59988309
do u guys have gr8 accents
>>59987942
We have a friendly rivalry
We beat them in every sport except rugby, we occasionally rape their women, that kind of thing
>>59988331
Too roight mate
There's literally no good reason for them to be separate countries lel
>>59988460
This
Except that NZ would probably contract a bad case of Aussie internet
>>59988460
>>59988460
We're further away from each other than youd think
Also the countries themselves are unbelievable different- australia is flat and hot as fuck and new zealand has mountains and snow everywhere
>>59987942
we're family, outsiders don't really get it
>>59988545
or worse, aussie gun laws
>>59988592
I looked into going hunting in ozzie while on a holiday there and holly crap your hunting laws are a joke. despite having pest problems I literally have to suck dick to even take my gun over
>>59987942
Is it not that they pretend to hate each other and shit on each other constantly, but actually get along really well? Like US and Canada?
Its just banter
>>59988592
Is it sort of like the relationship between England and Scotland?
>>59989335
I have no idea what's going on in this gif.
>>59989506
that's why your country will never win a world war
>>59989506
it literally has a wikipedia article
it's the reason why the great union of Australia and New Zealand never happened
>>59989335
>>59989506
>>59989525
>>59989681
Found it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981
>>59989721
EDIT: thanks for the (You)s, stranger!
>>59989335
>>59989721
>"The action was legal at the time."
>>59990029
t. bruce
I cannae differentiate between aussie and kiwi accents
>>59990046
>crying cheating about something that was explicitly allowed by the refs
Jesus christ, you lot of cry babies.
>>59989721
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981
>>59990103
>kneecap the umpire with a .22
>"b-b-but the rules didn't say I couldn't!!"
>>59990139
>.22
Don't be absurd.
You'd want to use a 9mm.
>>59990157
sorry pham
>>59988864
btw if anyone was looking for the right answer, it's this one
>>59989721
I am kekking so fucking hard at the fact it's called "incident" like it's on the level of a military coup or nuclear meltdown
>>59990326
>implying our country has any culture besides sports
>>59988460
Yeah, I think New Zealand would gain being part of Australia. I mean, there's already 650,000 kiwis in Australia, that's a lot of people considering NZ population.
>>59988050
cricket, not baseball
>>59987942
nah not hate, its like USA and Canada, we're the canadians, aussies are the cunts, but yea nah they're all good
>>59990561
get the leaf flag and make it a reality
>>59990561
nice trip you disgusting subhuman
>>59990703
fuck jk, fuck that flag
>>59990715
i'm from /p/, cant be bothered removing it
>>59990732
Why do you need to attention whore on /p
Who gives a fuck about Cricket? it's a meme sport.
>>59990883
Frog please go
Anyone got the screenshot of the kiwi trying to learn french?
>>59990883
like French
>>59991410
What's the weather like up your own ass?
>>59988050
didn't cheat
it was within the rules
>>59988460
We can still become a state anytime we want.
The only thing is that it benefits us far more than it would Australia.
>>59989335
>>59989335
no one wanted him to do it
everyone told him not to, and shat on him for it until he resigned
fucking dumb cunt, disgraced our name
>>59989721
>>59990029
>>59990131
>>59990103
please watch our sport
>>59988331
Kiwis sound like they have stuffed noses all the time 2bhlad
>>59988050
It wasn't cheating, it was sort of an unspoken rule they broke.
When it comes to sports NZ has always been about "playing with honour", as silly as that sounds (ie we really hate "diving" in soccer so even our national team won't do it), so when Australia did a bitch move to win is left a sour taste with us.
In reality, is and Australia don't really care about each other and bond in times of hardship, it's all just banter
>>59987942
We do secretly but we pretend not to.
>>59988460
It would make more sense Portugal and Brazil being one country again
>>59989335
My dad was in the crowd that day and he and all his mates thought it was scummy as fuck.
>>59988562
>snow
Na just rain and wind
>>59989721
my god the butthurt
>>59990083
There's a bigger difference between our accents that Americans and Canadians to be honest
>>59990802
well I got mine because I was aving a meet up wiht another tripfag, its a boring story.
>>59994574
This.
>>59994574
depends on the region of canada honestly. more "redneck" canadians sound quite distinct. also muh maritimes (especially newfoundland wtf is up with them)
also aussies and kiwis sound the same to foreigners tb h.
>>59994607
australians are like "wheres the car"
but kiwis are more "wheres the car"
>>59994646
oh my mistake then. aussie and kiwi might as well be different languages then
>>59994607
>sound the same to foreigners
That's because foreigners are fuckwits
Both of them sure like us
No?
>>59994707
who?
>>59994707
Are you actually french?
>>59994728
Yea
>>59994741
There was New Caladonians in sydney when I went there. They seem pretty chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM
>>59994741
You guys seem alright, don't here much about you though
>>59994741
lol what are you even
>>59988309
I appreciate this post my fellow simpsons fan :^)
>>59994707
I've been to new Caledonia, my first thought when I got there was whether this would be considered 4th or 5th world
>>59994835
French bastard, like you
>>59994646
haha best. Flight of the Conchords wasn't it?
>>59987942
I like them sometimes, then fucking hate them other times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T9DSgEclPA
Would choose them over any other country on the planet tho.
>>59994234
Can you (or anyone else) explain cricket to me? Baseball is my favorite sport. How similar are they?
>>59994986
>>59995006
This is all pretty confusing just to read with no visual aid. I'm sure it would make more sense if I were actually watching it being played.. I'll check youtube sometime. Thanks m8.
>>59995006
This is such a useful image
>>59989335
Never forget this IRL shitposting from 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w610pbZyE7M
>>59994707
all I liked about new caledonia was the naked ladies sun bathing in Le Meridian in Noumea :) and sea snakes when scuba diving, that was nice too
