>try to be cordial to a European tourist
>they think I'm "faking" it
>Gaul
WHY GAUL IN PARTICULAR ?! REEEEEE
cultural differences
>>59982600
Because it's the easiest part of the empire to capture
>>59982600
>easier than German barbarians
>access to Britain for further conquest
>plunder is good
why not
>be nice
>wow fake fucking americans
>be mean
>wow asshole fucking americans
>see a European speaking their native language
>I've never heard it because it isn't spoken on my continent
>politely ask what language they are speaking
>they get assravaged because I didn't immediately recognize their obscure southern Italian dialect
>>59982564
You're just faking it you hypocrite Amurican fat tourist
>>59982902
>ask what language they are speaking
>He didn't even know on where cunt he is right now.
>>59982716
>>59982729
>imblying
>>59982971
How am I supposed to tell their nationality when they're in my country?
>>59983030
Don't know, ask them in Spanish?
No, seriously, Didn't get that you asked about strangers in your cunt, sorry lad.
>>59983030
In America, it's not a weird question, yea
But if you're in Slovenia, Croatia or Poland...m'yea
>>59982564
Conquering Gaul seems more plausible desu
