hold the door edition
crayon pop
hi how are you
first for social anxiety
Big black boipussi
started reading /biz/ after watching wolf of wall street and the big short tbH
im gonna make it
Fourth for Australia
Kyary
Doing a bit of DIY. you lads need anything built?
>>59975899
post /biz/ memes
*holds the door*
>>59975914
build a wall you gook fuck
the gf
>>>/gif/8614350
can't think of a single thing in life i'd enjoy doing hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahaahahhaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhehehehehhe
Why do northern ireland have the best fans of any international team?
>>59975899
London or New York?
nth for crooked teeth
Need a central asian muslim gf
So hodor was retarded because bran fucked him up in future?
>>59975958
New York of course. No offense :-)
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD TH DOOR
HOLD TH DOR
HOLD DO DOOR
HOLD DO DOOR
HOLD DOOR
HOL DOOR
HOODOOOR
HOODOOOR
>>59975970
Fuck off reddit
tth for slimey frog eating algerians
>>59975953
hoho
>>59975970
You'd know this already if you weren't a plebeian showfag
WE
>>59975914
my literal nob
>>59975891
were you delayed by anxiety about posting it lad?
>>59976031
Fuck arf man
>>>/pol/
>>59975970
Yeah
The final episode is going to be Ban going back in time and stopping himself from climbing the tower, meaning he'll never see Cersei & Jaime fugging, so Littlefinger never has an excuse to send an assassin.
Did you ever see the ending of Heartbeat? Well it's going to be that
>tfw now remembered my american ex gf all of a sudden
>the way she called me a goof, doofus and would say my name in her cute midwestern accent
>tfw she was innocent and I took her virginity
>tfw I remember the night when we were laying in bed and she looked me in the eyes and said she loved me for the first time
>tfw the long distance relationship didn't work when I moved back to england
>tfw I'll literally never see her again
>white people
haha
>>59976062
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>>59975970
Pretty much. Greensight (I think that's what it was, the ability to see into the future and past) had a limited ability to alter it, as you might have been able to see after Ned Stark as a young adult fought that duel-weilding goldcloak. Just after he called out to his father, and he seemed to have noticed... stopping and looking around.
Perhaps with enough effort, one could really fuck up somebody magically. We are talking about people who ally with those who created the White Walkers here.
blog over.
>>59975987
plan?
>>59976003
?
>>59976029
i thought the show differentiated from books way earlier
>>59976057
would be cool but wont happen
>>59976062
>tfw long distance relationship is just someone from the south
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
what did he mean by this?
>>59976057
God if it ends with a fucking time travel trope ill probably piss myself laughing. Wish he focused more on just the plotting of the seven kingdoms rather than the White walkers who have barely been fucking developed in the books.
HOUT TA TOO
HOUT TA TOO
HOUT TA TOO
HODOR :DDDDD
>>59976139
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>>59976117
>would be cool but wont happen
It's exactly what is going to happen. Writers who kill off characters willy-nilly only do it if they have a way to bring them back if they become popular.
GRRM killed off characters like nobody's business because he knew he had a reset machine available.
>>59976090
truly sad sacks
>there are nonwhites posting in /brit/
day of the rope can't come soon enough
>>59976107
follow martin shkreli and invest my allowance
when i get a decent portfolio ill move to new york where i can join the big boys
retire with 45 mil in the bank and live with the brit lads in a cleansed britain
the dream tbH
>>59976147
BINLAND :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WUV U M9 :3
hด้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็ dด้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็ r
>>59976143
i think they were not sure on how to make political plot interesting so they went with easy zombie horde that gets defeated by hot chick on dragons story
>>59976147
good finnpost you fucking idiot
how do i move on from 4chan? i really don't like it anymore
Waheyyyyy guess who's back??!!1
>>59976062
That's why I married my Japanese GF/fiance recently. Best decision I ever made, worst case scenario (which probably won't happen) I'll just divorce her.
Can't lose.
>>59976202
shady
>>59976198
>>59976172
You're a fucking yank
>>59976010
eat shit limey
>>59975987
>New York
>Better than Britain
If Britain stays in the EU maybe, but as for now Britain is the financial capital of the world.
>>59976198
Just stop posting any time. Or visit different boards for a while
>>59976184
>>59976195
Very conflicting messages
What you guys drinking? Here's my drink of choice: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_brandy
very nice 4.5/5
>>59976249
>this is what britcucks believe
>>59976203
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Who /High Wycombe/ here
>>59976232
eat frogs slimey
>>59976249
Every other thread
>London isn't England m8 or Britain narr luv dose fukken immigrants geeza
When someone brings up money
>Britain is the financial capital of the world.
>>59976258
My Sister gave me 12 bottles of Red Bulmers cider. Think its berry flavour hope it doesnt taste fuckign awful
>>59976249
>If Britain stays in the EU maybe
Ah well, we don't wanna ruin The Great Britain
hard-hitting journalism here lads
>>59976258
I want to drink your fucking cum
>>59976304
doxxed
>>59976304
Do you support Wycombe Wonderers?
>wycombe
literally should be why come cause ive never heard of the shithole
>Britain is the financial capital of the world.
All you pathetic white bois would shit your pants if you saw me walking down the street
>I'M A FUCKING YANK MALE
>>59976057
But then he wouldn't save Westeros from the White Walkers.
>>59976311
London isn't the whole of England, but it's the whole of England. The problem arises because yanks think that the immigrant problem in London is symptomatic of a nation issue.
Who based /NornIron/ here?
getting a nice mellow high from this sertraline
>>59976366
literally is though
>>59976405
KAT desu lads
>>59976366
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/11884783/Rule-Britannia-London-overtakes-New-York-as-the-worlds-best-financial-centre.html
Check 'em, Yank proxies.
>>59976224
Rasheed
*grinds coffee beans and inhales the intoxicating aroma*
*heats and froths organic milk*
*pours ground coffee with a bit of water into the Aeropress and allows it to bloom*
*pours in the rest of the water, flips the Aeropress over onto a mug and slowly pushes down on the top*
*the pressure extracts all the intense flavour from the grounds*
*hot, strong, delicious black coffee with a beautiful golden crema is squeezed into the mug*
*pours frothy milk over the top and mixes*
*drinks*
*exhales in pleasure*
*feels whole*
>>59976387
If Ned stayed in Winterfell, his Valyrian Steel sword (which apparently kills White Walkers) would mean there's nothing to save anyone from.
>>59976405
me haha
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/05/27/filmed-having-sex-with-boys-in-school-bathroom-the-disturbing-story-of-a-fla-human-trafficking-survivor/
Is this the girl who had sex with migrants in Florida?
they're STILL in the kitchen
Post Japanese-British please.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuo_Ishiguro
>>59976489
kek. You might starve to death at this rate
>>59976304
Me hello
>>59976516
would have posted him
reading never let me go atm
>>59975994
Still wondering how they are gonna make it work with other languages tbqh.
>>59976405
me and the lads out last night
free house lads
come round
>>59976516
Why?
just got chips and cheese and pakora m8s
thoughts?
>>59976516
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQP2vycQkg
>>59976516
>Not a true brit
This game is fucking shit!!!
>>59976516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdrk-vCACI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg
>>59976541
what should I bring?
>England have the best strikeforce in the world right now
>The rest of the team is shit
Is God German, lads?
>>59976541
u up 4 a cuddle?
Why don't more British girls look like this?
>>59976594
is that to stop bombs or something
>>59976626
your gf
>>59976677
if you don't mind sharing
What were the Euromillion results lads, has it even been drawn yet?
how do you make a girl wet lads?
>>59976753
a bucket
>>59976534
Is it good? The film absolutely fucking destroyed me.
>>59976547
Why not you fucking cunt? This is a board dedicated to culture, and this is thread dedicated to Britain. Thus I am asking people to post people from an interesting foreign culture that are also British.
>>59976582
noice
>>59976597
>OBE
>FRSA
>FRSL
More British than you will ever be you munter.
>>59976624
So are they actually good? I was expecting more than J-Pop memes, that's why I started with quite a serious guy.
>>59976673
>>England have the best strikeforce in the world right now
>the 18 yo on his debut scores the only goal
Ah yes, the best strikeforce in the world
>>59976753
my supersoaker
>>59976594
how do those bins work? how did he fall in without getting hurt?
>>59976764
fuck off weeb shit
>>59976698
alri I'll bring a spare one just for you
thunder and lightning outside lads
>>59976812
CINT
aetas
>>59976438
>>59976405
literally me desu
it's all huns doing this
>>59976764
>So are they actually good? I was expecting more than J-Pop memes, that's why I started with quite a serious guy.
I like them. They have a few good songs but some songs on their 'intro bonito' are hit or miss. I wanna see what stuff they make in the future though
>>59976770
>not realising the 18-year-old on his debut is the only available striker for this friendly in the Euro 2016 squad
>not thinking it's impressive to score two minutes into your international debut
This is why Yanks should never talk about football.
>>59976753
Push her in the sea?
>>59976825
tracking your location rn
>>59976764
>OBE
Top kek. How did a weeb become an officer of the British Empire? Did you make Evangelion?
>>59976438
excellent post <3
>>59976764
>Kero Kero Bonito
>J-Pop
pick one
>>59976770
well ye it's a friendly and our 5th choice striker scored within a few minutes
>>59976906
you found me!
>>59976753
they're usually self-wetting
>>59976476
>>59976864
Tell me something about your life
>>59976863
>Then Trump comes and kicks us all out because we're all rasheeds and pablos.
Feels bad man.
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YASELF
KILL SELF
KI SELF
KE SEF
KEF
KEV
>>59976906
he has a Devon bender reddit flag m8
>>59976863
Fantastic post actually, you may stay.
when you see it
>>59976998
fuck off reddit flags
>>59977009
I see you found my /tv/ thread
>>59977009
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
>>59977039
so what is his best performance then?
>"""great""" British housing
>this shit probably costs £70,000
>>59976808
>>59976926
Fuck off actual shit.
Jelly you'll never be as British as a foreign person? Keep on NEETING it up whilst he continues to be decorated as a national treasure. Literally kill yourself you worthless twat, anyone who doesn't contribute to British society really should be executed on behalf of the Queen by her knights.
>>59976928
>>59976868
Aight I'll check em out.
Just remembered with horror that Wayne Rooney is fit and will start every Euro 2016 game for England.
why are the smiths such a depressing band
>>59976972
twice in my life i've had to go to a hotel because there were bomb scares on my street
gonna need to be more specific lol
>>59976972
>woke up
>drive to work
>everyone I pass is white
>go to work
>everyone is white
>come home
>everyone is white
>thinking of getting a gun licence and buying a pistol for the bantz
>might go out tonight with the lads in east belfast and beat the shit out of t*igs
such is the life
>>59977079
english
>>59977079
english
>>59977061
some scummy landlord thought it'd be a great idea to convert in into a two houses
>>59977071
why did you reply to me with this
>>59977073
one of the best CMs we have 2bh
>>59977079
lmao senpai you think smiths is depressing?
*pats your plebeian head in a condescending manner*
>>59976876
>This is why Yanks should never talk about football.
Not to be confused, but you're talking about soccer, right?
>>59977071
>>59977009
>Hey guys, Elliot Rodger here
God damn too, he looks so unhappy and depressed in this picture - and everyone just neglects him too.
Need some (You)s
I kicked your mam in the dick and now she has spina bifida, SADS and 12 types of full blown aids
todays been a good day
need a fit posh bird from hammersmith to get on all fours and let me have a go
>*pats your plebeian head in a condescending manner*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ-D9atKl7Q
interesting
>>59977093
Like real European white or this shitty Meme white like in America were Arabs, Turks and Christian Shitskins are counted as white ?
And what is tigis ?
>>59977083
Like the one under you did
>Need some (You)s
>>59977019
grow a dick and install reddit flags lad and I'll literally track you down and heem you
>>59977140
If you're the one who posted the anime pic it was obviously a mistake m80.
>>59977167
Kaz:
>OBE
>FSRL
>FSRA
You:
>NEET
>FAG
>TWAT
Friday night?
>>59977141
Fuck off Manc twat
Any updates on the Aisha/Rosie situation lads? Have they reported us all to the cyberpolice?
>>59977262
you got me, I'm a manc :x
>>59977226
proper white
northern ireland is 98.5% white and outside of belfast it's literally 99.9% white
and 'taigs' are catholic cunts who, by default, want a united ireland and secession from the crown
>>59977228
have a (You)
doing a poo
>>59977262
Anyone else here ever use Manc as a general insult and as another word for disgusting?
Done it ever since I was a kid, didn't even know it was meant to refer to Manchester.
>>59977332
post fucking machines
OUT:
>rasheed
>yanks
IN:
>rorke
>brits
>karen posters
ah yes mummy and daddy having a nice relaxing argument again mmm yes wonderful
>>59977348
Yes, but only because mancs are literal human shit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36403396
JUST
>>59977231
part 1: done
>>59977358
>being a literal cuckold
>>59977361
>he doesnt live alone in one of his parents mansions where he wont be bothered
wow
ello lids :3
>>59977304
Bit quiet
https://twitter.com/search?q=Slaggiertits
>>59977424
fuck off
>>59977250
You sound so insecure, stop projecting
>>59977355
cant doing a poo atm
Any blacks here?
up the ra
>>59977459
>jew in the loo
Disgusting, yet expected
>>59977389
> threw her phone at her
heh
reminds me of the time I threw an onion at my gf's head and it knocked her over
And I thought Pirates of the Caribbean was Johnnys biggest hit.
Women must be Amber Heard.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613134/Amber-Heard-files-domestic-violence-restraining-order-against-Johnny-Deep-submits-photo-showing-large-bruise-face-evidence.html
>>59977399
asl bb x
>>59977466
see>>59977205 and >>59977475
>>59977506
gold-digging whore
she can't be trusted
>>59977506
>>59977503
must have been a few tears after that
>>59977425
https://twitter.com/twopersonstory/status/735107826943676416
She's talking about the mongs who sit in their rooms all day on /brit/ all day posting about doing a poo and having a wank, fucking cackling
Need to establish a healthy romantic relationship with a fellow /brit/ poster desu
>>59977325
Nevertheless you are pretty racist, but if you make an exception and then an exception there you will end like us.
So keep it up ma Niggu.
>>59977577
got the perfect boipucci for you
>>59977574
no one fucking cares you cancerous knob
>>59977226
alright
>go out for a cycle
>union jacks, red hands on every lamppost i walk by. sometimes israeli because irish sympathise with the palestinians
>odd graffiti talking about the IRA or some incomprehensible shit
>some houses have murals on the side commending one side of the conflict, basically only to annoy the others
>if on foot, the chance for drunken huns to question you is high
more is probably interesting to you, but it's all normal to me
>
>t-the UK is full!
>we can't take any refugees/immigrants
Umm... you seem to be forgetting all these vast empty fields we can build on you bigots ;) x
>>59977577
Are you a girl?
Than we can make it work.
>>59977574
>for free
>>59977564
I'll bet you a tenner she did it to herself
>>59977617
This can't be the UK
This has to be NZ or something, it looks too odd
I think all this hype around overwatch is the result of viral marketing on 4chan and reddit
apparently it's not even that good
>>59977617
what a boring, shitty bait post. at least try
>>59977617
fuck off
>>59977574
>i'd happily take the role of castrating these fuckers like i will even do it for free then hang their balls around places
bollock obliteration nearing ever closer
Lads if the Queen converted to Islam, would we suddenly become a caliphate or something?
>>59977683
she'd rather getting beheaded then convert you paki fuck
>>59977657
uhhhhh.... :) xx
>got Turn In The Road as my manoeuvre
Either I was just that lucky, or my also being an underpaid civil servant made him sympathetic and he gave me the easy one as a result
Either way, I am now trusted on the road unaided.
God hep us all
Just got fired from job, boss figured was trans from seeing national insurance number card (cant legally update) then i was let go for "budget reasons" next day.
What spend my last wage slip on?
>>59977725
She's are defender of the faith.
>>59977725
Why are Brits so rude to everyone?
>>59977737
She seems like a nice person but I feel genuinely sorry about her face
That's the effects of inbreeding I guess
>>59977737
BATH mentioned
>>59977763
fuck off
>>59977763
because fuck you thats why
reminder to not reply to him
>>59977763
Why are Europeans so fucking useless at absolutely everything?
>>59976476
You're the Bangor lad in that /sp/ thread haha
>>59977755
sue him you mentally ill freak
>>59977620
im a reverse trap xxxx
>tfw no callum bf
>dad found my stockings
>>59977797
But you're Europeans?
And central Europeans have done more for the world than Brits have
>>59977781
>tfw "guiding" a tourist in Bath got me laid
>>59975894
>tfw no big black man to fuck the shit out of
>>59977806
Can't. I have no legal case or evidence.
>>59977683
We'd resurrect Olly Cromwell to sort her out
>>59977818
what happened next?
what a mess
>>59977846
No, we're not.
We're an island, twat.
>>59977846
>And central Europeans have done more for the world than Brits have
lol why bother making /brit/ and all this other european shit
just make /eu/ we're all the same anyway lol
>>59977868
he put christmas presents in them
>>59977846
I don't think so
>>59977815
alri westmidslad x
>>59977901
>just make /eu/ we're all the same anyway lol
umm hun...xx think you mean /world/ you racist bigot?
>>59976465
queer
>>59977801
wahey! haha
I'm actually the craigvon lad
>>59977867
Cromwell would sort this country out 2bh and we'd get Ireland back.
>Anon why are your Netflix recommendations full of Hitler documentaries?
>>59977871
Cantons connected soon lawds
>>59977574
https://twitter.com/thatdavidgeezer/status/735221678825951233
Think she might tell her tutor about us
>>59977863
Haha, he probably wanked over you and felt disgusted when he found out you're a bloke
I'd have done the same desu, top lad.
>>59977919
>>59977908
How fitting to start from 1400 when Britain started being relevant instead of including the carolingian and ottonian renaissance
>>59977908
>>59977919
excellent posts
