Make your parents proud edition
fuck Mexico
fuck USA
fuck Canada
3 bad countries on a large continent
>>59966206
Naice
nth for don't bully!
>>59966216
At least none of them posts under a proxy.
>>59966216
El NorcoreANO
I almost thought yall were just gonna let that proxy slip by without a (You), lil disappointed
>Warner Brothers channel television programs
Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?
>>59967028
What the fuck is that thing
>>59967061
a real human bean
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>59966980
That upset me more than it should've
>>59967323
kek what
>>59967357
What about Chipotle?
>>59967323
is he crying or laughing
>>59967422
son being a neet, the dads sick of it and the mum is defending the son hid away in his room.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537/
>>59967624
crying, I thought I would post it since this is "make your parents proud" edition
>>59966216
Por lo menos, puedo ver mi verga.
>>59967654
something like stamp collecting
lel
LOL
>>59967737
kek, btw this was posted by the son louie himself on /r9k/ two days ago: >>>/r9k/28810912
>>59966146
>Not an alcoholic
>Doesn't so drugs
>Work non stop since 13
>Finished the army without problems
>Well mannered
>Doesn't waste money
>Even more conservative then mom
I think I did well desu
>>59967836
Good lad.
>no drugs, alcohol
>STEM major
>track runner
looking good
>crossdresser
Fuck
>>59967457
Not that I know of
There's Chilli's, which I think it's an american fast food chain.
>>59967990
>Crossdresser
Lewd :3
>>59968234
Father didn't think so :3c
>>59968346
woah
Story?
>>59968469
I don't like blogging much
Isnt much of a story anyway he just left (for other reasons too)
>>59968519
I find these kind of stories really interesting desu
>>59968573
he's a closet faggot and his dead beat him when he found the girl clothes
Former British colonies (Canada, USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, India) versus France, China, Russia, Vietnam and Germany in an all out war
NO NUKES ALLOWED
Who would win?
>>59967990
Are you thin and hairless at least?
Hairy fat cross dressers are the worst. They should at least make an effort ffs
>>59968639
What are victory conditions? Why are they fighting? Whos going to attempt to invade who?
>>59968714
The victor gets 1 million rare never seen pepes, they are fighting just for bantz rights also. Who they attack is up to them
>>59968639
The commies probably.
UK, Canada and AUS are amazing force multipliers for the USA side, but China and Russia together plus Frances high tech capabilites would be too much.
>>59968639
>France
>current germany
Looks like we'd lose another time.
I met mom today.
I told her I'm happy with my job and she smiled. I wasn't lying.
ALL GONNA MKAY IT
>>59968834
also germany is the best war strategist in human history
combined with the sheer manpower we'd rape the ass of the world world
(the US have never won a war)
>>59968631
I came out desu
>>59968683
I'm skinny (5'7 and 140lb) but hairy and it's fucking annoying to shave every two days
>>59968991
post cock
>>59968991
>140
could do better desu
5"8/125lbs here, also look into sugaring instead of shaving
>>59968991
Just wax. It's painfull, but effective.
>>59969091
>>59969112
>sugaring
sure.
And it's mostly muscle, again, i'm a track runner.
>>59968991
also post thighs
why are only 40+ dudes horny fuvks on gay dating sites
all i want is a blow and go
and this 44 year old guy has a reall good looking cock but he's 44 lol and looks shit face wise
really nice cock tho
>>59969248
Hitler is disappointed with you senpai
>>59966980
sauce?
>>59966980
I watched that a little bit. It just reeks of low quality, all of it.
>>59968639
I don't know about India but if you have me personally on your side then no one can touch your country
>>59967990
>crossdresser
Nothing wrong if you do in private
I'm taking an MCAT test prep course and have to learn about how education actually enforces inequality. This is so stupid
>>59970414
>have to learn
check ur privilege
>>59970568
they are telling us about how pronouns assigned to certain careers in school textbooks enforces inequality in people's minds
should i order pizza today for dinner or nah
>>59970668
so how are you going to use this newfound knowledge to fight the oppressive education system, anon?
>tfw mei main
>>59970962
idk, people in the chat are literally asking if a monarchy can also be authoritarian. I thought this shit was just intuitive. future doctors? these people have a normie-tier understanding of the world
>>59971198
>maining anything in any game
>>59971631
>not understanding the concept of maining something
in a war against canada,
I would not fight
unless they were minorities,
(and I don't mean white)
the situation is critical,
it's getting out of hand
asians and refugees,
all throughout the land
I hope this means a lot
from the land of the lard
I can say that justin trudeau
has canada cucked hard
so back to the war,
it would be a shame,
if canada didn't participate,
in the ethnic cleansing game
>>59971673
>I'm a shitter who has to play only one character forever to not be utter garbage at the game
>>59971713
kind of a hostile way to admit you don't know what maining means
i have a mandolin
i play it all night long
it makes me want to kill myself
>>59971760
Oh shush, filthy mainer.
A E S T H E T I C S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>>59968918
>>59969363
>>59971631
>>59971713
>>59971994
>>59972209
Oh sweet, you know how to repost a meme. Gosh darnit. Most impressive thing I saw all week!
>>59972374
Shut the Fuck up cuck
>>59972426
Do you ever just open your mouth and think "maybe I shouldn't meme"? Neither do I.
>>59972579
Dumb cuck
I really hope you aren't the video game playing degenerate lot
>>59972798
Do I count if I make shitty videogames for fun?
>>59972612
You win this round, old man.
>>59971701
hope u lyk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KgVVPzlVla
>>59973027
Good cuck
LMAO who the fuck likes Canadians LMAO
why do y'all act like you had real life during the day lol
>>59966146
have you bent the knee yet?
>see half doobie on coffee table
>light it and puff
>it was actually a butt smoke my poor friend rolled from my ash tray
>watch new xmen
>boring plot exposition x1000
>quicksilver kills the chorus of snores in the cinema
>more boring plot
>MORE BORING PLOT
>so many characters it makes your head spin
>wasting Oscar Isaac on "le I want to kill le world XD" villain
>new Storm looks awesome
>new Jean Grey is a Stark, what the fuck man
>new Cyclops is a dudebro weedlmao
>Nightcrawler is """German""" ie probably a t*rk
>WASTING FASSBENDER
5/10 is the best I can do, Jeff
you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway
>>59973960
>tfw got so fucked up on molly, I went around collecting butts off of wasaga beach at 4am just to have a smoke
not proud t b h
>>59974393
Fudge, I was looking forward to that
>>59966216
At least our countries aren't run by a manlet :^)
>>59974762
It's decent
But it's so obvious fox aren't as good at making superhero movies as marvel, everything is either slightly worse or a lot worse
Still tho, it has a lot of talented actors
waiting for my pizzas goys
got a 3euro coupon because they spoilered game of thrones in their last newsletter
fuck this whole HOLD THE DOOR XD SOOOOO SAD XD memeshit
fuck gayme of faggots
thanks for the coupon tho
>>59974762
>fudge
>tfw I'll never eat fudge with the friendly black cashier girl in that restaurant in Vegas
kek this second of hopeful waiting for a tip of the pizzaturk
not this time boy
>>59975336
Give him two cents, that is even worse than giving nothing. But it's also a dick move.
FUCKING COUGH
REEEEEEEE
>>59975502
zika
>calling your general /cum/
>>59975580
hehehe
>81 degrees
>59% humidity
SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS
>>59975739
75 f
79% humidity
Get on our level.
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10325417
only black genocide can save this world
>>59976020
>no all of the above option
>>59976212
They already won ever since the Nazis lost.
>>59975580
>>59975632
Not funny, my uncle died that way.
>>59976339
:/ i didnt ask for these feels
Post what your listenin to senpai
hey friends, what's on the agenda for you lads today?
>>59966216
alri kim
>>59976408
Well, Trump could be our last hope.
>>59976507
What is Sweden like?
Is it boring?
>>59968942
>Germany has never won a war.
FTFY
>29°C
>feels like 37°C
REEEEEEEE GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNO HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS
>>59968942
>the US have never won a war
What is this meme?
Is it like butthurt brits trying to claim that the US never actually won its independence due to some autistic semantics?
>>59976716
so which war have you won? memewars on american soil do not count
what is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw
>>59966216
dammit un
stop shitposting
>>59968834
Are you stupid? The Anglosphere United in a war is near unstoppable. China has no force projection and has a long history of getting there asses to them in war. Russia is only a regional power with no navy. France has a solid military but wouldn't be able to carry the weight in a war against the Anglosphere. Germany is not even worth a mention in present times.
>>59976818
>memewars on american soil do not count
Where did this completely arbitrary stipulation come from
>>59976818
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
>Germany
>>59977055
>m-muh brave revolutionaries
lol
>>59977099
There were several more wars after the Revolutionary War, and I'm not sure why that wouldn't count
Why are you even here
>>59977242
we own america
you still haven't told me about all those wars you've won tho ;-)
>>59977297
Look up wars the United States were in on Wikipedia or something I can't even really be fucked if you apparently don't know US history at all
>South Carolina renigged on both her moon rocks
>>59977376
so you can't name any
hmmmmmmmm makes u think )))
>>59976427
If a white person made that album there'd literally be riots
>>59977450
>missingrocktugal
Name a war Germany has won in the past 200 years.
>we own America
He says while 56k American soldiers are stationed in his "country" with multiple large bases.
Why is Canada so much better than America?
Not a big fan of all this fighting and arguing, guys.
>>59977450
>all the countries that hate America most "lost" both their rocks
kek
And I thought Johnny's biggest hit was Pirates of The Caribbean. Women must be Amber Heard.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613134/Amber-Heard-files-domestic-violence-restraining-order-against-Johnny-Deep-submits-photo-showing-large-bruise-face-evidence.html
>>59977497
1812, Mexican war, spanish war, civil war, etc. What does the German education system define memewarfare as that invalidates these? Did the Mexican war become a memewar because we annexed their territory?
>>59977706
Not a big fan of spics
>>59977722
Mexico confirmed for good friend tbqh
>>59977685
1871
>>59977589
well considering it wasn't even released until 8 years after it was cut from its initial release, it kind of caused one
>>59977748
>German ""Empire""
That's definitely more of a meme than the wars we fought on our soil which you say don't count.
>>59977760
lol "wars" ok
greatest nation ever lol
can't even win a war against junglegooks and steals the picked cherries after germany raped all of europe in wwII then claims it their victory lol
hi guys
>>59978096
Fuck off
>>59978114
Y are u rude to Canadian?????
>>59977497
the only people to directly attack the US were the japs and they got BTFO'D with 2 nukes, Ahmet
>>59978096
Dumb evil twin idiot
>>59977981
No, don't try to pass it off as banter, you said "the us has never won a war" like this is some meme factoid uneducated retards actually believe. Who told you this? Did you just make it up?
Three lols in one post.
>German Butthurt
>Raped by the commies and has country split in two
>Is spared from being completely obsorbed by the commies because the Americans are protecting them.
You were indeed Raped. Just as you are know with those 1million refugees in 1 year with a 80million population.
>>59978169
fufu.. how did u know?!
>>59978114
dont make me beat you up
>>59978176
the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts, i don't count them as wars
>>59978166
without germany you wouldn't have been able to massacre civili...i mean "btfo" japan
>>59978207
Just ignore him.
We all know this country isn't perfect and not as good as it supposed to be, but don't let him derail the thread.
>>59978296
>the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts
That's objectively untrue and not all of those wars were fought on "american soil" even if that somehow were to nullify it as a war, which is completely retarded. You don't know what you're talking about please stfu
>its friday night
>minding my own business surfing the interwebs
>some dumb teens outside my window
>hear a bottle shatter and general noise
>not looking that way
>one of the girls starts shouting and trying to get my attention
>freeze and pretend to be a statue until they go away
Fuck I hate normies so much. SO MUCH.
>>59978528
Probably sum cucks
>>59978523
hard to come to terms with reality mr never won a war huh?
>>59978329
The actual German is right
>>59978523
MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s
>>59978213
Cuz.... I'm in love with u
>>59978296
the nukes were made and dropped by americans, that is literally undeniable.
>b-but one of the scientists were 1/64th german
German, yet still working for the US military on top secret research is not a thing.
And aside from that, how the fuck did germany help us? the krauts LITERALLY allied with the slant eyes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripartite_Pact
>>59978694
germans literally built the entire us and you know it
>>59978666
>MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s
He said some retarded and misinformed shit with sincerity and is trying to pass it off as trolling now
Normally I wouldn't give him (You)s, but I'm offended that he thinks he can pull that off here, Americans fucking invented that trick
>Jhonny Depp net worth: $400 million
>Amber Heard net worth: $4.5 million
wew
Rest in piece mother fucker
>>59978668
me or my nice twin
>>59978842
>throwing a phone at your wife
Just use a stapler
>>59978842
why did he think it would be a good idea to fuck a gold digger that could be his daughter anyway
>>59978751
hahaha time to go back the refugee shelter
>>59978842
Time has not been kind to him
>>59977702
It's only marginally better on the average and rapidly heading down to our level.
Have you ever fucked a man?
How was it?
>>59979002
>tfw no german quebec of usa
Post comfy photos of Kansas
>liquor store robbery
why is this a specific category of robbery over there? I never hear of off-licenses (what we call liquor stores here) being specifically targeted for robbery here
are they open for longer hours into the night than other shops? increasing their likelihood of robbery?
>Canada Will Begin Marijuana Legalization In Spring 2017
America's beta test strikes again
>>59978948
Thinking with his dick
To be quite honest, Amber Heard is a legit 11 out of 10 master race goddess.
We can say we wouldn't make the same mistake, but I'm not so sure I could turn down a semen demon like Heard on full gold digger mode.
>>59979156
Liquor stores are in every ghetto in America. They're easy targets
I was going to post >tfw no Natalia Lafourcade gf then I looked up her age and she is 32 years old.
What the hell Mexico? She looks and sounds 10 years younger
>>59979080
Yes a trap.
It was pretty good I guess.
Biscum so I don't feel remorse.
>>59979184
i hate stoya
>>59979184
SAUCE
>>59979117
>wanting frogs, germs, or the mudslimes they come with
classic sven
>>59979367
Stoya is her name, not sure about that specific video. She has great facial expressions in most of her vids.
>>59979080
I've fucked a couple of traps. Both for a couple of months on separate occasions.
I can tell you one thing, men are infinitely better at sucking dick than women.
They are also far more submissive than women as well, which is paradoxical.
They can't take dick as well as females however, for obvious reasons.
It always took a little while to get the dick in and some good motion going.
>>59979451
how can you keep an errection when you sex them? you gotta be full on gay bro
i bet they all had deep guy voices
>>59979216
is alcohol so expensive in the US that every backstreet liquor store is a literal goldmine just there for the taking?
>>59979451
This senpai. They are the best at sucking dick.
And also true that they are very submissive, and it is a struggle to put it in at first even for me (6inches and very thick.)
>>59979560
Not very thick *
>>59979546
Im attracted to both sexes so it isn't an issue, I can fuck twinks as well and stay hard.
>>59979451
>>59979317
Have you been fucked by a man?
>>59979546
I'm intensely attracted to their submissiveness.
Its something I didn't know about myself, but when I decided to give a trap a go and "she" basically let me do anything I wanted, it got my hard like I've never been before.
One of them would text me in the middle of the day begging me to go to "her" apartment so I could "rape her". I would go and " she" would be bent over on the edge of her bed lubed up and asking to be fucked.
And their voices weren't very deep. They had the typical high pitch homosexual voice.
>>59979824
Nope. I'm a top when I hook up with guys "traps" . I do cuddle after sometimes.
>>59979824
God no.
I don't even like the thought of anything touching my ass.
Also I would barely touch their dick. Usually they would jack off themselves while I fucked them
>>59980036
>I do cuddle after sometimes
fucking faggot lmao
i bet you kiss them too
>>59979935
May give this a shot some time
Goodnight loved ones
>>59980089
Why so insecure achmed? Aren't Arabs some of the gayest people? They just hide in the closet so they get beheaded
>>59980150
Goodnight (*˘︶˘*)
>>59980183
you're a flaming faggot m8
>>59980090
It's a good time. Just don't get attached.
Try Grindr, Tinder
>>59980213
And you're a Muslim living in a foreign land what's your point? Have you even had sex before? (rape doesn't count)
>>59980334
i'm a white christian man with gf
you're a faggot with triple aids
>>59980490
Are u the kraut with the asian gf
>>59980647
yes
>>59980490
I doubt that you type like your typical butthurt diaspora.
And why are you so triggered lol
/cum/ is ded cuz every1s fighting
post cute instead ok
>>59981386
I'll rape u Canadian
>>59978900
Both bebi
>>59981435
Ugly gook with the face of an old lady. If you have foreign fever at least post some cute Latinas or slavs.
>>59981585
>Being a footfag with yellow fever
I'm so sorry, I think only suicide will help
>>59981585
>>59981644
stop fighting or ull get a timeout !!
Anybody else having weird habits?
For example I always fold a bunch of toilet-paper before taking a shit so im prepared.
>>59981766
Shut up!
>>59981766
*gives u a timeout*
>>59981757
Your test levels must be the same as a trannies.
Can't get any more beta than yellow fever and being a footfag.
>>59981799
I touch my hair a lot
>>59981766
Fuck off
>>59981927
>mexicans use leafblowers
>canadians are leafs
I'am Canada's death
>>59981876
Not even 4 days until the DLC hits and I havent even started my new playthrough yet....
Who /trackstar/ here
>>59981835
>>59981837
>>59981983
I made the mistake of starting NG+ a few days before I got a job. I'm barely heading to novigrad again. Feelsbadman
>>59982185
NG+?
I want to do the vocals for a death metal band desu
>>59982207
New Game+ it basically let's you start over and you keep your level and all your stuff minus your Gwent cards. Enemies levels are scaled and are more difficult.
I did to so I can beat the game on Death March.
You also unlock another tier of Witcher gear which is labeled Legendary gear.
*throws soda can at janny*
solid mix
https://soundcloud.com/unicornkid/unicorn-kid-tokyo-1999-mixtape
(not exactly sure why tokyo kids would be pumping euro trance tho)
>there are people ITT who don't have all the good traits I have
why do I even share this website with you people
>>59982388
Apologize.
>>59982473
i have them all and more
>somebody shooting off fireworks at 5:30 pm on a friday
i hate cities so fucking much
>>59982579
then move lol
Whale
>>59982810
I can't afford to I'm poor
>>59982940
went to the beach with yer mum? :D
was this picture taken in turkey?
>>59983108
they're obv mexicans
>>59966980
You can see the disgust on his face at the blatant disregard for basic physics
>>59983269
>not fat
uuuuh
>>59983006
WEW
Why are americans so rude and racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx21vr624Y
winston is actually goat
sorry to the anon I was arguing with about this a few days ago
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUj4MtEGwlk
>>59983697
that's a cute girl
>>59983784
that's a fuccboi
>>59983732
>go back to spain
>>59983807
mmmMMMmmm even fucking better
never get tired of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYfKnGo_uSk
Wich tourist is the best?
-Canadian
-Mexican
-Murican
>>59983943
1. Cana-chan
2. Gringos
3. Mex
>>59983943
probably c'nadians
>>59983697
monkey time
>>59983957
>>59983962
>You both said Canadians
Why?
>>59983957
>>59984098
because it's true
most american tourists i've met are assholes and mexican tourists are mostly high class arrogant people imo
>>59984098
Because they are actually very nice
>>59983697
Winston is amazing, you can make insane pushes with him and just tear shit up.
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b33ZKhdPvl4
>>59984232
I thought it was a cliche
>>59984098
Unless you get a particularly rowdy group, Canadians are pretty mild mannered when we go abroad. I'm sure many Americans are the same, but I think people probably have bad experiences with a couple obese billy-joe-bob's and write American tourists in general off as huge douchebags.
cum lol
>>59984645
>>59984733
delete this
