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post tunes edition
crayon pop
Asuka.
rate this tune:
DING DANG DONG DING DING DING
haven't had a shag in over 2 years
sisters at my house for some reason
>>59968943
yes
>>59968941
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
Woo! Yoohoo!
>>59968913
It's Friday, all the new music was released today
ahh Friday night on the chon
>>59968985
maybe
I'll get us started with something you can really gyrate to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
>>59969031
certainly
>>59969031
perhaps
janny delete this nonce edition.
I don't get what's hard to understand here.
You guys had a thing for 3 months, she fucked you like an animal because she's really into you, she got the feels enough to confess to you, then you bailed.
She thinks that you just used her for pussy. She freaks out because she feels like a naive idiot for trusting you. She doesn't like this feeling so she goes all "well I'm just an independent girl who does what she wants anyway - no man gonna get me!" and gives in to hedonism because it makes her feel good.
This happens to literally like 75% of all college students, male and female. People get to pretend to be adults for the first time, then they burned by someone real hard. They feel humiliated, which is then followed by 4-10 years of "HAH you're not going to get ME, I'm the one who's gonna game YOU!"
Then people get all bitter and shit once so they dive into the tumblr pool or swallow redpills.
saw loads of people at the pub as I walked back from work
think they were all sixth form leavers since I didn't recognise any of them
>>59969064
you have some kind of problem punk
>>59969078
can you stop posting
thanks in advance
what did she mean by this?
>ask qt girl from work out
>she says no, she has a boyfriend
>didn't see her for a few days
>she sends me this email
our nige
>see boxxy thread on Misc
>she's gone full JUST
C U C K C I T Y
U
C
K
C
I
T
Y
>>59969113
are you avoiding her?
>>59969130
she's been full JUST for years
>>59969113
"hi, i noticed you haven't been giving me enough attention those last few days"
>>59969048
ahhhhhhhh yes
*dumps clutch*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>59969130
link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow9iJU-fvng
killer yacht rock tune lads
What is the meme city of the UK?
Being honest here lads, I think that British humour is complete and utter shit. Literally /r/eddit tier.
Worst thing is that I keep up appearances around my Yank friends in Murica by pretending I actually like the rubbish, when I secretly in truth want to watch the latest lowbrow US film.
>>59969006
>>59969058
everyone laugh at these knobs
>>59969113
Keep your distance.
>>59969203
Bristol
>>59969203
liverpool
>>59969203
Leeds
>>59969203
Milton Keynes
another big one from me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAevEJds
>>59969188
closed the window now, cba
it was on page 1 of misc called what 4 years does to a woman or something
>>59969203
bradford
>>59969203
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Listening to England football songs to get me in the mood for the Euros. Think it's our year desu.
>>59969203
Islamabad
http://news.sky.com/story/1703164/fire-ants-kill-woman-day-after-mothers-death
well that's sad
>>59969264
fuck u
>>59969226
mfw it's only been me making the aussie /brit/ threads
wish i had lower living standards for some reason
>>59969307
wanna swap?
>>59969105
yeah a stiffy
care to help?
>>59969295
>Ms Rolan died in her husband's arms
Good riddance, normie cunt.
in bed drinking a beer
Pondering the emptiness of existence
>>59969307
give it a few years
>>59969332
*spits into hands*
ye no problem mate, lay back
that feel when no girlfriend
>>59969307
in this country, not yours
The ignorance on 4chan is truly astounding.
>>59969162
not really 2bh, just been in training all week so didn't see as much of her as I normally do
>>59969369
What beer lad?
>>59969393
You wouldn't understand if I told you
>>59969223
the problem with british stand up is that it's usually some middle class dullard trying to make a 'salient' political point instead of actually, you know, trying to be funny.
What's the most meme university in England?
>>59969382
genuinely stopped having these feels ages ago
I dont care anymore
once in a while a girl might come along and we fuck for a bit, but I never want anything more anymore
had my heart broken too many times desu
>>59969382
you should nationalize the gfs and redistribute them according to mans need
Lack of tunes in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0
>>59969393
Why do Yanks use "lad"? Are you trying really hard to fit in?
my low sexual market value makes me unattractive to potential partners aware of my social standing
willy
bum
fanny
poo
weeweeeeeeeeeeee
>>59969438
FONT
>>59969446
hellooo newcunt
>>59969439
will that be a reality under true communism?
might just stay in and take some benzos rather than go to the gym haha
Just became a Guardian supporter lads. For just 16p a day you too can ensure that we still have at leas one non-complete shit newspaper left in this country.
>>59969446
Hahaha check out the newfag lads
>>59969497
d'gen
>>59969497
go to the gym and take the benzos after
>>59969078
who are you talking to
>>59969485
yes
>>59969483
Question dodging nigger.
>>59969431
sheffield
called the paki making my sandwich at subway a nigger
>>59969421
Try me
>>59969442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
posting a patrician tune
wish i lived in ny or la as a creative class
>find young girl with big tits on Tinder
>can't locate her Facebook just based off her first name
Reee
Why are the train ticket prices so high in Britain?
>>59969507
The Guardian has gone downhill so much.
It was never spectacular but now it's just unreadable 90% of the time.
way too many JFs in here right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUwKfn91CfM
deploying a big tune
>>59969542
no one in particular, just reposted a post i found interesting
>>59969554
is subway really your greggs?
i'm pretty sure I saw proper bakers there
>>59969554
Fucking retarded Yank. Pakis aren't niggers they're wogs.
>>59969599
that's what happens when you focus on the navy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
soy un perdedador
>>59969599
Because the Tories privatised British Rail and it's a natural monopoly so there's no competition to lower prices/increase quality.
It's been a disaster. But that's what you get when you vote Tory.
>>59969630
alerted the police to your racist commentary
Lads, some real talk...
Doesn't everybody get depressed as fuck leaving Sixth Form and going to Uni?
Hardly anybody is going to the same Uni. The social circles of your mates you've had for years just split apart and you go your own ways. And you'll never meet your brilliant teachers ever again.
When you go to Uni you literally have no friends. You have to find new mates. And they'll never be as great as the ones you had before.
gawa
>>59969620
pretty much yeah. you can buy all sorts of loafs there
>>59969600
their online crossword puzzles are still legit
Sister brought her puppy over lads
It's cute but it won't stop crying ffs
>>59969431
Goldsmiths
>>59969630
Excellent post, Major.
>>59969673
wtf do you buy a foot long hearty italian as a loaf?
>>59969560
it is a porter
>>59969682
Can I take your sis for a shag?
wifes son wont stop crying
>>59969665
m8s in uni are genuinely better if you do it right
>>59969665
it's called growing up, kiddo
>be in top class at private school
>be friends with all the other academic achievers
>we all just go to either of the two top unis
No mate I definitely don't know that feel
>>59969708
Black lab
>>59969665
I loved going to uni, college was shit for me because my friendship group split up in year 11
If someone in your family died and you didn't know do the police come to the door to inform you?
>>59969711
Excellent bantz, m8. Really top drawer stuff this.
gf just told me she's not a virgin
considering cutting her off
what do you think lads
>>59969665
made much better friends at uni than in school
looking back all my friends at school were little runts desu
>>59969714
>if you do it right
?
As 'adults' everyone becomes fake and superficial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rB3LdLuFVw
BEEP BEEP MAKE WAY FOR THE FAT CHOON
>>59969742
if you're contact details are listed as next of kin with the hospital/police/whoever finds them first
>>59969600
Yeah I agree the Opinions and Blogs are utter bollocks but atleast they aren't Murdoch cronies.
>>59969759
you sound 12
>>59969759
opinion from a non-adult
>>59969742
You that lad asking why they came to your door before? (Did they leave a note or something?)
It could be one reason among many.
>>59969733
>"""""""Top""""""" Australian """""""""universities""""""""""
>As 'adults' everyone becomes fake and superficial
>>59969707
no, they have bread separately that you can take home
>>59969277
WE'RE SINGING FOR ENGLAND
EN-GER-LAND
is this funny in your country?
Nothing better than spending a whole day wanking, shitposting, eating unhealthy food and listening to choons :DD
going to drag my GYMCEL-ME to the gym
>>59969838
freaks
>>59969838
that's brioche lad
>>59969886
Falklands
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdZTgFdCCeI
>>59969886
ajajjjajajjakakjskjajs
>>59969743
what bantz
gonna cry so my mum's husband will buy me a new video game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfevRvYHPfg
what a beautiful and serene song
>>59969821
Dunno. I don't want to go outside unless they catch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkpz7UGfKAo
KEK
>>59969561
What's the significance of Bela Lugosi being dead?
Am kinda into it.
>>59969898
why is that freakish? the sell proper loafs and bagels and that.
>>59969967
he played dracula in the original dracula film
>>59969968
What specific refugees, becasse we send shitloads to asylum housing in Liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-4OvQtSuhc
>>59969989
proofs???. they are a fast food franchise not a bakers
Bit 'Reddit' this place
REAL
LIFE
ANIMES
doing a go to sleep
>>59970042
what, australia? haha
>>59970000
>becasse
*winks at you*
Lads is it normal to ask out waitresses, or is just a meme in films?
There's a new Jap place in my city, and they're the only Nips I know.
haha!
>>59970066
But you'll miss the big footy match
>>59969886
UNA VELA
>>59969665
So you're just going to assume that everybody you meet in life after finishing school is going to be a boring fuck?
The people you meet in Uni are in the same position as you.
>>59970102
She will say no.
>>59969991
Just wondering why that's important to the song, if at all. Am I looking too far into it?
any benzo lads got any advice for losing my valium virginity?
>>59970036
have you ever been? go in and see for yourself mate >>59969903
that's like saying you shouldn't get burgers at mcdonalds because it is a fast food place, not a burger joint
>>59970161
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnY5q-IYqfw
>>59970151
Probably, but you got to seize the day and all that shit.
To have mates at uni you need to actually live at your uni right
>>59970163
just take 20mg and see how it go
Over the moor
Take me to the moor
Dig a shallow grave
And I'll lay me down
>>59970189
k, thanks fampai
me on the right
>that's like saying you shouldn't get burgers at mcdonalds because it is a fast food place, not a burger joint
what did he mean by this
>>59970215
pretty much, people who live at home for uni are a bit (I mean very) out of the loop
having a wank
>>59970215
Kinda. I had 4 or 5 whilst living at home but i was obviously not as close as the others were. But fuck paying the massive rent when i live so close to it
my lunch
>>59970109
xDDDDddd LOL
>>59970215
you'll miss out on a lot if you don't
>>59970163
This>>59970220
Also, where did you get the Valium from? What brand is it?
going out and getting trashed with a foreign qt tonight, she just invited me out with some other folks. Last time we kissed, who knows this time.
>>59970269
grim
>>59970109
>via 9gag
Shaking my head violently.
>>59970247
Not quite as aesthetic as these lads.
Double numbers is a good sign for the lottery, yes?
Maybe if there was a little more 'fast food' you lot wouldn't be so fat
>>59970269
fuck off murderer
hahahahahah kek
https://youtu.be/JxWnY9KDBtM
>>59970109
feel like an indian made this
>>59970248
He probably means doesn't serve proper actually good burgers
>>59970286
found it i think its my housemates
just general diazepam
>>59970286
valium is the brand you dumb cunt
ask what brand the diazepam is
>>59970307
they look like povvo cunts
>tfw mummy and daddy paid my rent and gave me £700 a month for food, drink and drugs at uni
>tfw left uni with no debt at all
need a wee girl desu
>>59970351
Check out this pedantic faggot, lads.
>>59970109
why would she jump off if she wanted to be saved?
>>59970163
don't take more than 10mg because you'll pass out
>>59970350
> nicking your housemate's drugs
bad lad
Reminder.
>>59970365
Precisely
>>59970282
>>59970266
>>59970249
>you'll miss out
had a solid group of mates back at sixth form but still a social failure
would I actually miss out on anything or just walk around the halls pretending I have something to do
>mummy sends me £100 to buy some nice shoes
>gonna spend £10 and pocket the rest
>go on a date with a girl
>she says you're "really nice"
>>59970394
she was running and couldn't stop herself
>>59970392
>faggot
fuck off yank
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
>>59970350
Kek. Is it in a sealed blister pack or just lying around?
>tfw somebody insults you on 4chan
Just found out that I was too late to apply to Italian Universities in Milan and Pavia.
Ahh well, my dreams of living in a beautiful city in Europe and learning a new culture have been squashed.
>>59970424
>would I actually miss out on anything
yes
halls are great fun
>>59970438
>>59970450
>>59970471
>>59970478
I am no longer alone
>>59970471
liking this frog
*strokes your hair and kisses your forehead*
feel better
>>59970307
those kids could probably kick the shit out of half the people in this thread
>>59970437
but then you won't have nice shoes
>>59970450
kek was tempted to do this to the Turbo Normie dealers desu.
>>59970424
Do you want to Wank in your bedroom or in a flat you share witha bunch of random fuckers?
>tfw girl breaks up with her boyfriend to go out with you instead
hmmm ah yes
>>59970521
you can get a nice pair of shoes for £10-£15 at shoezone
>>59970450
surprised you didn't end up with big Darren going through your kneecaps with a Black & Decker to be honest
>>59970529
Feels good
>>59970529
now don't go out with her for sheer bants
>>59970529
>girl did this with me then broke up with me and found someone new
hmmm ah yes
>>59970493
Hello JIDF
>>59970450
Good lad
>>59970529
Just means she'll do the same to you when the time comes. Not waifu material.
>>59970471
I like when a JF like an Aussie or Americunt does it. You know it makes them feel really big and important.
lads, you know something that really annoys me? and this is going to sound really autistic
when people use the suffix "-body" rather than "-one". Especially in "everybody" and "somebody". The only acceptable one for me is "nobody" because the alternative is "no one" which kind of stops awkwardly in the middle of the world and doesn't flow. Other than that, it triggers the fuck out of me. Too informal, too many syllables, and I like to think that a human is more than just a body.
>>59970550
doubt they'll be anything close to "nice" lad but don't let me stop you
>>59970616
drum and bass lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TozUrfbk_UI
>>59970628
dumb frog poster
Racism? nah not a fan
>ads, you know something that really annoys me? and this is going to sound really autistic
>when people use the suffix "-body" rather than "-one". Especially in "everybody" and "somebody". The only acceptable one for me is "nobody" because the alternative is "no one" which kind of stops awkwardly in the middle of the world and doesn't flow. Other than that, it triggers the fuck out of me. Too informal, too many syllables, and I like to think that a human is more than just a body.
>>59970641
excellent post
>>59970639
didn't mean that to be a reply
>lads, you know something that really annoys me?
Couldn't care less, you fucking unwelcome sliver of shit
>>59970641
wow cool down on the racism ok frogs are people too
still thinking about the lonely ruslad vlogger
>>59970678
Thanks for the you though. Much appreciated. *tips*
How do I get rid of my sense of entitlement?
I did so much for this girl but now she just ignores me basically. She's got new friends and doesn't even make the effort to text me or hang out.
Mum's voting out cause of the foreigners coming in
off to tescos lads
you want anything? £2 limit
>>59970710
you're in love
how many mudslimes do u bottles have
@59970727
yeah fuck off
>>59970754
£2 of alcohol
>>59970754
Tescos value cider 2L
>>59970732
you stop
>i did so much for this girl
at that part
>>59970754
Pecan & Maple plaits. As many as you can get.
thinking of starting a vlogging channel on youtube lads
I could talk about 4chan and /brit/ and that
uhm reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit and that other swedes can get the fuck out cunt
>>59970754
I'll give you £1 and you can get me a meal deal.
>tfw every single dealer i met at uni was a black guy who dropped out after 1st year and just stayed around selling drugs
and im not meant to believe in stereotypes
why does the nasty cockslut have fans but i dont
ironically listening to skrillex
>>59970832
bet you're the cuck posting just having a massive ruse
>"Anon you're so quiet!!!!!!!"
Ah yes, magnificent spot. I had no idea, none whatsoever. Thank you for saying that, I'll be sure to to refrain from my quietness in the future.
>>59970808
>you stop
how
>>59970908
nah thats the guy who keeps spamming about nonsense
spider on my wall
hasn't moved for hours
keeping my eye on it
*DING!*
Ahh, that'll be the water in the microwave.
>>59970932
don't bend over backwards for basic bitches
>>59970920
>Ah yes, magnificent spot. I had no idea, none whatsoever. Thank you for saying that, I'll be sure to to refrain from my quietness in the future.
>>59970830
just imagining a yank who hangs out in british forums all the time and it's making me cringe
i bet you use the words "lads" and "banter" in real life and drink earl grey tea
>>59970920
They mean well you spaz.
>>59970943
don't belive you
>tfw got a huge spot on my nose on the night I am meant to be taking Stacy to prom
reee
>>59970990
It literally serves no purpose whatsoever
>prom
FUCK OFF UNDERAGED YANK
Yum, Yumyum, Yumyum, Yum Yumyumyumyum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4aqouNGiY
>>59970830
haha, sure go for it
im not even kidding go for it you sound like the kind of guy who'll do well out of talking about culture you dont understand and make tons of money off it until the rape accusation comes
Maisi a shit
Also it's aluminum you fuccbois
>>59971020
stop being such a sideman and maybe people will stop commenting on it
Bum, Bumbum, Bumbum, Bum Bumbumbumbum
turns out Brussels is just as much of a Paki infested shithole as London
London Borough of North Yorkshire reporting in.
>You're quiet
Because I only open my mouth to say something important, why can't everyone be the same.
>>59971062
>tons
fuck off yank
>>59971020
It means they think you're likeable enough and want to get to know you better, but they don't know how to express it. If you're that insulted maybe don't hang around them.
>>59971032
prom has been a thing for a while now friend
i dunno if you had them when you were 20 years old and still repeating sixth form
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000GXZ2GS
>>59971063
what's a fuccboi?
>>59971074
Duh
That's where the Paris terrorists were hiding out
Just copped this coat.
>>59971131
CHEBS
HOLY FUCK, CHEBS
>>59969630
No they're not you dumb cunt. Wogs are southern europeans, NOT sand niggers
>>You're quiet
>Because I only open my mouth to say something important, why can't everyone be the same.
might print this on a mousepad
>>59971118
Small Italian pasta dish
mai waifu
>>59971102
umm errrr uhhhhh uhhhhh errrr uhhh *raises paw*
I think he meant metric tons
>>59971102
>yank
fuck off yank
no-one says that word unless its an american pretending to be british so they can foster some sort of "rivalry" like its fucking hetalia
Friendly reminder that the /brit/ summer meetup is scheduled for Hyde Park on the 18th of June.
can't stop thinking about her
it's getting me down lads
>>59971135
Feel happy for this lad
His life would've been shit and he would've just been bullied, even at 40, but the Internet gave him new hope and a new life
>>59971145
lebs are wogs and they're sandniggers
>>59970945
holy shit
gotta thank you
>saw post
>looks around cause spiders
>see big ass spider hanging sitting over me
>removal time
>get big ass shoe and fucken destroy that cunt
>blood everywhere
holy shit theres a big fucken stain on the ceiling now
thanks mate
You might sleep
You might sleep
You might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
Oh, you might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
You might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
>Quiet? Why I am merely saving my breath for only the most exquisite of intellectual statements
So it's official then
>>59971190
>london
fucking no thanks
ah yes
cuppa lad how about you come ere and giz a succ
Any update on louis?
>>59971070
Everyone needs a sideman
>>59971229
shes a qt
>>59971221
nice la
Absolute must-read for any Europeans interested in preserving their culture and heritage
>>59971221
kek
>>59971209
are we posting memes we made?
>>59971219
Fedora posts like this are good.
>>59971221
i'd think unironically listening to snow patrol would be diagnosis enough desu
my life has really changed since the New Living Wage kicked in
might go on holiday next year
>>59971229
>ywn MAGA with your qt gf
>Absolute must-read for any Europeans interested in preserving their culture and heritage
>>59971221
kek how does one even find this out
>>59971145
wogs begin at Calais
>>59971203
Lebs barely fit into the definition. Pakis and indians definitley do not. Poms have a stupid version of the word
>>59971326
>>59971326
>>59971326
did another new
>>59971288
very good post
Making my tinder profile this weekend lads. The problem is I obviously never go out so I don't really have any photos. What do I do?
No funny and epic meme answers please I'm being serious.
>>59970754
nandos crisps
