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hi how are you edition
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crayon pop
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lads
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Working tonight! yay..
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Lads
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>>59966563
Country
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Asuka.
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>>59966555
Czech'd
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>>59966605
I really really really like the way your flag looks on 4chan.
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>>59966555
>5
>5
>5
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fek u init blad u wanna go u aint sfe u wet af bruv
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What's the longest NoFap streak you ever did /brit/, since you first discovered masturbation?
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>going to festival with the lads all weekend
>not even looking forward to it
>actually dreading it because ill just feel completely mangled after day 1 and want to go home but will have to stick around with the lads

fuck sake
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>>59966563
2000's era pop/rock/rap
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>Spiderman bedding
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WHAT UP BITCHES JOE ROGAN HERE BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY ... onnit.com
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Giving the new Chance the Rapper album a listen lads
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>>59966555
nice trips

will you check this as well?
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kpop is shit
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doing a poo
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>>59966644
holy shit dude that chimp is at least 400 pounds
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Literally hate the poor.
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>>59966666
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>>59966605
does every Icelander have a Jon Pall poster on their bedroom wall?
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>>59966636
Fucking fanny.
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and today we are remembering franz ferdinand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJRRUnY--A

happy friday, peeps. PEACE OUT!
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Summer makes me depressed because everyone outside it with someone and they're generally happy
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niggers
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>>59966682
everyoone does lad
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>>59966589
It should be illegal for sluts to touch old glory desu
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>>59966689
i know mate. need some encouraging words to buckle up.
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>>59966665
So close, gypsy.
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>>59966681
yes so what you're talking *pulls mic closer* about these uh *clears throat* these 'chakras' they're actually uh *clears throat* what they are they're in your pineal gland and what they are are these spiritual power in your body but you gotta be careful man because if your pineal gland gets calcified then just poof they're gone you know and what can actually enhance this and really bring this out is something call dimethyltryptamine yeah jaimie could you get a picture of it up ... *looks over* yeah now that is the tablet of the summerian annunaki and that thing in the corner is actually our solar system, to scale. what were we talking about? oh yeah what people dont understand is that you can abuse anything i mean you can abuse cheeseburgers

alright we better wrap this up because we're approaching the 3 hour mark and we'll just turn into baboons
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>>59966085
I'm originally from Chester. I moved to Antrim Road (was told that's where all the rich people live).

>>59966053
Because I've already been to Ireland and loved it this place is like a British Ireland without the cuckery it's great

>>59966185
There's loads of English people here. Was told we're the biggest immigrant group outweighing scotshits.
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>>59966618
>Benzos are subtle drugs you need loads to feel the effects
No you don't at all.

And it depends on what you're using them for, you fucking /b/tard
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>>59966636
save the dizzle for last, that's what knackers you
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Just got stood up by my mates at the pub lads

Said they'd be there at 4... went in, looked around that dark and dreary shithole and they weren't in there

Gutted
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watching this

https://www.fb.com/george.r.reid.1/videos/10153603719490233/
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463977708116.webm
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need my willy touched
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>>59966687
Yes
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saddest song I have ever heard, props to the Scotch to be able to make this most hauntingly beatiful music in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvRQRt2_Qnc

alba ga bruth my fellow britishers
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going to get completely bladdered tonight lads watch out for my killer posts yeah
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>>59966725
That's what makes this the best goddamn country in the world lad
The FREEDOM for hoes to use a flagpole as a stripper pole
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normans leave the thread at once
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>>59966798
Got cancer
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>>59966787
We're in a different pub.
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>>59966787
message them
unless this is you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE1eRktpT90
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>Be girl
>Be drunk
>Someone has sex with you
>It's rape because you couldn't control your actions

>Be man
>Be drunk
>Drive a car
>You were fully in control of your actions and committed a crime

Explain.
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Black brits still making better music than white brits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeQi3xqp0PY
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Who are the /brit/ approved comedians?
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>>59966834
The rape is forced upon them by a second party
Your car didn't force you to drive it
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>>59966732
Joe Rogan is such a fucking douche. He needs to learn to shut the fuck up for two seconds and let his guest speak, because his shitty opinions are almost always ill informed, backed by pseudo scientific garbage or otherwise completely wrong.
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>>59966798
get cancer
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>>59966843
Me
I write some gut busting posts desu
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>>59966861
was that your impersonation of joe rogan shitting on joe rogan?
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>>59966798
is this supposed to be funny
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>>59966834
Female privilege
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>playing tiny steam greenlight skiing game
>everyone talking about MAGA and Trump in the chat

Are we living in a memeified society at last?
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>>59966843
me
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>>59966834
I'm fine with women being given special treatment as long as we abandon this whole silly "men and women are equal" meme
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ulster cornwall and belfast all three completely shitposted this general into submission and now it's utterly fucked and they don't come anymore I think they had an agenda
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>>59966843
me

sometimes i get drunk and write "bits" on a google docs document in the vain attempt to one day follow my dream of being a stand up comic
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>>59966843
1) you're mom
2) Dylan Moran
3) Noel Fielding
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>>59966826
This is what I imagine most of the /brit/ posters to be like
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>>59966843
h3h3productions
million dollar extreme
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gf just sent me this
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>>59966826
That lad is pretty good at acting 2bh.

Really enjoyed that video. Well written as well
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>>59966904
You are literally the only twat who's still banging on about those nobodies
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>rape laws treat men unfairly
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my cpu water cooler broke

how do i fix this do I have to buy a stock cooler

do you have to take out your cpu and shit to add a stock cooler
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>>59966860
What if your mate asked you to drive him home?
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>>59966904
reddit flags were the worst thing to happen to this general, apart from ribena
I miss when it was just porridgelad and pooey lynx lad
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>>59966798
i can sing better than that easy
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>>59966885
What game?
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>>59966860
but what if the guy is drunk as well?
or what if she starts unbuttoning his pants and feeling his dick?
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Just received British television for the first time. What the fuck is this cuck shit?
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>>59966959
SNOW
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is it bad that i dont like wallace and grommit
i think theyre fucking shit to be honest
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>>59966933
>tanlines

Yes very good
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why does the swede spammer do what he does?
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>>59966873
haha zing! :)
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>>59966860
but you're drunk and driving the car and you're held responsible. i don't believe he's talking about rape-rape, rather he's talking about just having sex with a girl when you're both drunk and you being held accountable for raping. now if thats the case -- then you can use the exact same car driving analogy as you are drunk on both accounts and therefore should take equal responsibility (so who's to then say that you raped the girl if it's on both of you since you're both drunk?)
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>>59967011
mental illness, why else
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>>59966957
>tfw bullied porridge away from this general
>tfw I turned him from an autistic peter hitchens fanboy straight edger to a normie drug user who now takes speed
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>>59966955
You can still tell him "no". If your friend forced you to drive him home via blackmail or violent threats then your friend would be guilty of a different offense.
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>>59966950
>buys something that has a lifetime of 2-3 years
>doesn't bother figuring out what to do when that lifetime is up
>too stupid to fix a problem that is inevitable
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460

VERY important poll lads

I am NOT shitting you

http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323460
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>>59966979
>Channel 4
It's like our leftist shite edgy channel
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>>59967013
very good lad

needs more *pulls mic closer* uh what was i talking about? *clears throat* oh yeah stamps.com it's amazing get on it PEACE!
-train by day; joe rogan podcast by night. all day.-
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Lads I'd really appreciate it if you'd vote to remain in the EU since my girlfriend of 6 years is Swedish and halfway through her uni course (she also works part time) and leaving the EU might fuck everything up

Cheers
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>>59966950
>do you have to take out your cpu and shit to add a stock cooler
nah
Just be careful if it's an amd cpu, sometimes the thermal paste will act like an adhesive and the cpu comes off with the cooler
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>>59967036
So can the girl.
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>>59966914
>2) Dylan Moran
>3) Noel Fielding
shit taste
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>>59967067
fuck off paki
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>>59967067
>leaving the EU will inconvenience normies

I know how I'm voting now :^)
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>>59967046
>being able to remember what happened below the age of 6
literal autistic memory
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>there are American 'men' in this thread who drive an automatic

kek
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>>59967046
how old is pre school? 3 or 4? i remember watching this kid play a luigi game on his gameboy and i was VERY jealous haha
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>>59966950
just buy 212 evo
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Just made a bloody delicious cup of coffee in my Aeropress lads.
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>Parcel Force 24 hours
>Estimated delivery Wednesday

Ah yes impressive interpretation of "24 hours"
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>>59966950
most decent air coolers need to be fixed on both sides of the mobo, which may or may not need to be taken off the mounts depending on your case design and if your motherboard try has a window. if it's a stock cpu cooler it usually just clips on the front
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>>59967062
I don't listen to it often enough to meme that hard
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The police just rung my doorbell. Proper scared lads.
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>>59967130
5p have been deposited on your paypal account

keep up the good work soldier!
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>>59967108
i started preschool at 5 desu, before then was kindergarten
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>>59967130
Hope you microwaved the water first.
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>>59966979
Come Dine With Me.
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>>59967067
Not an argument
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Poleaboo is considering watching some anime, not sure what to go for though

One Piece
One Punch Man
JoJo
YuGiOh Arc V
Overlord
Kiznaiver?
Boku no Hero Academia? (Not keen on high school shows anymore but it's apparently the best modern shounen)
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri? (Doesn't seem my speed either but it's the most popular show this season)
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OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK.

Fuck. Just fuck off the camera, you're too awkward.

make more h3h3 and less Ethan and Hila.
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>>59967046
also i remember having my first ever attraction to a girl (nikki webster) when i was 4 and watching the opening ceremony for the sydney olympics
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>>59967096
>probably likes american comedians
shut up kid
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>>59967188
I would cut the end of my dick off for her.
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>>59967067
She'll clearly be given a student visa you fucking cuck

FONT
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>>59967188
hila a cute

she also has a passing resemblance to stephanie cane, an israeli pornstar
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>Aeropress

Literally a £24 cafetière, how the fuck has this made any money?
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>>59967211
>4
>sydney olympics

fuck off underage
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>why yes, i am an expert on women despite being a virgin and the only woman i have kissed on the lips is my mother.
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>>59967259
i am 20 years old, family
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>>59967105
>i feel superior to people that choose to operate a motorised system of transportation in an easier way

this is you right now
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>>59967259
someone who was 4 when the Sydney Olympics happened is 20 m8
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>>59967262
To be fair, everyone's kissed your mother on the lips
And not just her face haha
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>>59967223
>a human being was born in x country therefore he can't be funny

also those are objectively boring entry level comedians
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>>59967275
yeah well i'm 21 and was 5 when the sydney olympics happened so you're underage to me
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the gf
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>i have kissed my mother on her lips
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>>59967262
i doubt you are mate

stop lying online
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>>59967240
>>59967249
She has got a pretty face but her skeletor body and shitty posture is a massive turn off. She needs some meat on those bones.
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>>59967211
I remember that too, except I was 5
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http://www.strongerin.co.uk

ah yes most impressive
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just alert the janny he is here, he'll do the rest. bless him x
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>>59967303
yeah great mate would still fucking deck you if you ever dared talk shit like that to me irl you little gimp

that 1 year isnt going to mean shit when im grappling you to the floor
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WHY WOULD THE POLICE RING MY DOORBELL?
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>>59967300
Man try say he's better than me
Tell my man shut up
Mention my name in your tweets
Oi rudeboy, shut up
How can you be better than me?
Shut up
Best in the scene?
Tell my man shut up
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posting best female body type
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pic related was my gameboy lads

who's jealous of my gameboy? i'd be jealous if i didn't own this gameboy growing up but i did so i am not jealous of myself :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVt_1ByddUQ

based maggie
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>>59967361
did you remember to pay your tv license lad
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>liking fatties
>2016
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at the taj mahal
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>>59966904

literally no one cares, whichever one of those literally who's you're on about.

stop. no one cares. you weren't memorable.
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>>59967405
*wipes away tear*
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steadfast in my conviction that the 21 year old runt has fucked off back to his hovel after encountering a superior, younger (and therefore more athletic) specimen
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>why yes, i watch thought provoking meta humor and logic encouraging youtube channels such as h3h3 and vsuace, 'tis an amazing time to be alive when such intellectual hubs gain millions of viewers
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>>59967438
post fucking machines
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Made this poll, and it requires your attention.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537
http://www.strawpoll.me/10323537
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>>59966635
7 days, probably longer when I was younger, but that's the longest I did when actively trying
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>>59967438
ure a fucking bender lol
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>>59967419
99% of people there can't even read english i'd bet
and a good 20% probably can't even read at all
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>>59967105
My bike has a sequential gearbox tyvm
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>>59967419
thats actually pretty dangerous, right?

>>59967438
theres nothing wrong with michael from vsauce here we all love swimming pools but where do swimming pools pool their water from? you see that? that's whats called a pun ... but what /is/ a pun?
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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
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>>59967120
this looks like it'll work, is it hard to install, need to remove mobo and shit?
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>>59966635
bout 3 days
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>>59967359
m8, for a few months bracket i was using the big boy toilet while you were still shitting your nappy
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>Why yes I do smoke the herbal jew
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wish janny would ban all the fedora shitposters
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>>59966635
few hours

twas knives in the air that night
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When did /brit/ become full of boring, witless, fucking LadBible normies?
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>2016
>Not owning an Aeropress
What's your excuse? They're a couple of quid and will make delicious, clean coffee for a lifetime.
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>>59967417
>wanting a woman to look like a woman and not a 12 year old boy

Leave the house.
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Drunk & high, have to make a journey to the grocery store at some point to buy some more juice, unless i fancy drinking raw liquor, which i really don't.

my world is too small, lads.
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>>59967486
kek
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>>59967384
who?
not normally attracted to black girls but she's well fit
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>>59967279
t. driver of automatic prius
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>>59967513
doubt it mate came out of my mum sitting on the shitter reading the FT and making international phone calls with my contacts on the ground in the NYSE
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>wish janny would ban all the fedora shitposters leaving the discussions about crisps, slags, anime, k-pop and UKIP to enlightened gentlefolk such as myself
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>>59967350
lol they're full of it
not a single valid argument
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>Double-Dub Trips

NICE
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>>59967530
>Aeropress
What's the idea with these? I like coffee and was thinking about getting a machine but don't wanna spend a boat load of cash.
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having a have
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>>59967529
fuck off to r9k
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>>59967530
because real men own a french press u fuckin pleb
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>>59967530
>What's your excuse?
>clean coffee for a lifetime

dont plan on living for a lifetime
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>>59967594
what are you trying to ask?
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Lads if you saw a person lying on the floor unconscious in the street

you would call the ambulance but how do you know they're not just drunk?
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>>59967601
fuck off to /soc/

>>59967529
when the /sp/ janny lost his nut completely 2bh
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>>59967530
i'm not a fucking mug that's why
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>>59967486

good yankpost
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>>59967625
HOW DO THEY WORK
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>>59967488
you need to open your computer case, remove the dead water cooler, put thermal glue on your processor socket and put it on
http://www.pcworld.com/article/246577/how_to_install_a_cpu_cooler.html
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fucking magnets, how do they work?
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having a go lads i'm taking a chance
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>>59967626
depends if the guys is white or not
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>>59967560
Kiara Mia

She's Latina
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>>59967626

Ask obviously them. Plus the person on the other end of the 999 call gets you to check for lifesigns etc i think and walks you through it
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>>59967529
few months ago
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would be insane being an american

i imagine you'd feel like the entire universe revolves around you which must be fairly comforting
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>>59967664
google it you dim cunt
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>>59967626
I'd rob em and fuck off.
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>tfw pro gun but glad as fuck Britain doesnt have guns
Can you imagine? We're all just angry miserable pieces of shit stuck on a grey decaying island with literally nothing to do. You can just see all the shitheads with their guns fucking around. And no matter how nice a place you live, you're never too far away from some cunt chav council estate that'll shoot you for a ciggy
Thank god we done have guns
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>>59967594
It's sort of a mix between a cafetiere where you steep the coffee for a while and then use a plunger to filter it, and an espresso maker where you use pressure to extract all the oil and flavour from the coffee.

Basically it makes clean, strong coffee with no bits and no horrible acid taste and it's dirt cheap and you can take it anywhere.
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>>59967708
>>59967685
>>59967680
are you supposed to call the ambulance anyway if they're drunk?
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got in a fender bender earlier little bit pissed ngl
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>>59967708
t. underclass scum
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>>59967689
Feels good desu
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>>59967660
>as if such a thing exists
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>>59967692
me and you gonna have to step outside?
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>>59967486
>>59967438
Unironically enjoy fedoraposting when people actually put a little thought into it
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Going to harvest all of you crops
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making an arrangement
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>>59967672
>http://www.pcworld.com/article/246577/how_to_install_a_cpu_cooler.html

thanks
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>>59967727
yes
alcohol poisoning can be fatal
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>>59967741

>Easter?

ah yes how fucking HILARIOUS

>The accession? XDDDDD
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>Why yes, OF COURSE I shall be voting remain. How else will I stay connected with my fellow intellectual European brethren? Long live the eternal pursuit of science and the arts!
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>>59967738
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>>59967738
yeah probably does but it wouldn't be very grounding

but then again why does it need to be? something like 70% of americans dont have a passport so they're allowed to live in that bubble
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>>59967727

probably if they are passed out in the street yeah. But if theres somewhere close that i know a police officer will be id probably just go get them
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>>59967680
this
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*does a plague dance and sacrifices a lamb to the gods*
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>>59967770
speak of the devil >>59967780
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>>59967530
Because it's a £24 cafetière.
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warming up my shitpost flanges
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>>59967727
>are you supposed to call the ambulance anyway if they're drunk?
depends on the circumstances
if they're choking on their own vomit, displaying other breathing difficulties or showing signs of injury (are they unconscious through drink or because they were HEEM'd etc) then you can call an ambulance, or 111.
t. dad used to work at ambulance control
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>>59967714
most people (pakis don't count) don't want to go to jail
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>Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand

>A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion
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Found this small dog outside.

Pic related.
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>>59967828
>it's a cafetiere
Oh dear oh dear, I see I'm talking to a clueless runt. Begone, neanderthal, enjoy your Nescafe.
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>>59967839
>111
forgot this existed
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>>59967786
I'm proud of what we've accomplished as a country in the short time we've been around but a lot of the people take that for granted and do live in an ignorant bubble like you said
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>>59967414
N-no
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keep forgetting to filter banter

someone remind me later
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I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just the way I am
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Just seen an entire car park full of those new driverless cars lads
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>>59967921
Filter me later.
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>>59967921
think he is king skeleton or whatever from a while ago

im assuming you're NSW
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going to ask gookmoot to ban all fedorashitters
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>>59967942
*retweets*
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Estonia are sending a trio of identical triplets to the Olympics
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>>59967942
All the cars parked on my street are driverless
the world's going mad
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>>59967942
>driverless cars
Good idea but only when every car in the world is driverless

There has to be some sort of network between the cars so they don't crash, not just scanning it with some shite 3D camera
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>going to ask gookmoot to ban all fedorashitters
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>>59968007
Your post wrote an arousal cheque that your pic couldn't cash
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>>59968007
1, 3, 2
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>>59968007

bit weird
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>>59968007
I want them all in my bed right now
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>>59967601
And you fuck off back to Nando's, you cheeky espadrille-wearing estate agent faggot.
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>>59968007
Are they going to cheat at the marathon or something
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>>59968007
2 3 1
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>>59967530
don't have those tv channels to buy rubbish from
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>>59968057
They actually are running the marathon lol
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>>59967983
>going to ask gookmoot to ban all fedorashitters
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>>59967963
that's a very wrong, very offensive assumption and you should be ashamed of yourself
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>>59967983
gookmoot only likes money
>>
Carl Sagan

Early in his career he did a lot of damage pushing SETI and the unscientific Drake equation.
Later he contributed to the equally unscientific Nuclear Winter theory. He did this for political reasons-- not scientific ones.
All of this, of course, was merely laying the groundwork for the Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable.
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Hmm...
Really makes you think.
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>>59968084
Haha wow lol
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>there will never be a board as good as /sp/ pre jannyfication
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>>59968113
>Liebermann
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>>59968113
that's clearly milk
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>>59968141
Think /brit/s alright tbqf
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>>59967942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mF_fh1HXs
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Willy needs sucked
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>>59968113
>Liebermann
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>>59968168
looks like someone's second prostate is calcified
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>>59968141
/fit/ pre-2012 used to be really good, went to shit with le leg day xD gym memes and Zyzz's '''legacy''' though
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>>59968194
*sucks your willy*
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>>59968141
/sp/ had to be cleansed 2bh. too many career shitposters like riley "jazz hands" sticka realised it had barely any moderation and started running the board into the ground.
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>>59968113
>>59968160
>>59968168
>>59968195
>>
/brit/ 2015-Present is a golden age for the general
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Unironically into Eurobeat now.
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*plays the 2 girls 1 cup music*
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>>59968219
a lot of the good boards from 2011 went to shit
/fit/, /mu/, the list goes on
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>>59968113
>herschel
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>>59967963
>im assuming you're NSW
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Vauxhall Astra Diesel?
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Just watched Jeepers Creeps lads haha
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>>59968223
Mmmm
*grabs your hair and thrusts gently into your mouth as you suck*
Oh god, I'm gonna cum
*ejaculates a hot, sticky load into your mouth and down your throat as we look into each other's eyes*
>>
what does diazepam do lads?

can i take it before a date, for example, to be more relaxed?
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milo based as fuck
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>>59968007

would fucking decimate all three desu
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>Tfw you've been on 4chins for a year
>Tfw you missed all the "good times" everyone talks about
Here's hoping for a brighter future lads
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>>59968313
Jeepers!! Haha. Were you creeped? xD :P
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>>59968340
>ywn be that gay

Feels bad.
>>
reminder racists are not human
>>
>>59968283
probably because every single good board went further into shit except small meme boards like /po/
>>
>>59968340
Unironic narcissist playing an ironic narcissist
>>
>>59968358
4chan was never good, everyone looks back through rose tinted glasses
>>
>>59968358
it was always shit, but i have a deep-rooted nostalgia when /mu/ and /tv/ had decent discussion
>>
>>59968399
Rasheed
>>
>>59968219
4chan has never been good, you flaming faggot.
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>>59968223
>>59968316
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>>59968265
like what
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>>59968426
It was never good, it's just on a persistent downward slide so the past always looks better than the present
>>
>>59968340

Really shows what a bunch of mindless drones /pol/ are that they got obsessed with Milo who jumped on the Gamergate bandwagen for clickbait views
>>
Reminder /int/ used to be far better but all the intelligent posters moved to /his/ when it was made
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>>59968440
Entry level pleb shit.
>>
Literally no reason to vote Brexit except >muh sovereignty

Do these alt-right kids not about intertwined trade deals and legislatures? London would crumble as Financial hub if we left the EU
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>>59968265
I'm really only into epic trance, futurepop, and ebm
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rate my tea lads
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>>59968340
link
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>>59968475
this is wrong
>>
>>59968475
I can see the rationale in that.

*does a poo*
>>
'Banter' is the worst word in the English language.

Prove me wrong.
>>
>>59968475
/his/ is a leftist hugbox who cry about muh revisionism and act completely contrarian to whatever OP is posting
>>
>>59968529
it's moist
>>
>>59968490
Those bankers would finally be forced to pay their fair share to the working class
>>
>>59968358
i honestly still cant decide if the site actually deteriorated or of i just grew up and stopped finding most of the toilet humor funny
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>>59968529

*proves you wrong*
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>>59968511
Not quite sure WHAT this is
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>>59968529
What's your name?
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>>59968511
What is it?
>>
>>59968529
That would be the N word but nice try.
>>
>>59968562
>>59968566
Tripe
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>>59968426
>faggot
foy
anyway, /fit/ used to have people who knew what they were on about and apart from the occasional >tfw no gf post wasn't an extension of /r9k/
now it's unadulterated shite with much more
>hurr if you didn't deadlift 6plate on your first session you'll never make it
>le fat ''people'' were fat near me
>>
>>59968511
what is this? is that heaps of mold? i am really off put by this image please delete
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'Banter' is honestly the shittest UK gimmick of all time

cringy as fuck, not funny at all, just plain irritating and forced by fifa 13 year olds
>>
>>59968475
>Reminder /int/ used to be far better but all the intelligent posters moved to /his/ when it was made

But that would mean that /his/ is as good as /int/ is bad.

And /his/ is shit
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>>59968490
>t. not an economic expert
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>>59968486
i had to look it up to find out what it was. so... basically italian disco music?
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/int/ has been the best board since 2012, and in the past year or so it has become far better than any other board.

Prove me wrong.
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>>59968609
>still playing fifa 13

lol povvo
>>
back from work lads
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>>59968553
You must be a woman.
>>
>>59968647
Pretty much, makes for good driving music, or so I've been told.
>>
>>59968475
/his/ went to shit when the plebbitor yanks were whining about removing its flags

so day 1
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>>59968686
i am
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>>59968609
Woggo detected.
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doing a lot of scentless farts
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>>59968575
>google image search "tripe"
>scroll down
>some guy injecting smack into his cock
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>/his/ is a leftist hugbox who cry about muh revisionism and act completely contrarian to whatever OP is posting
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>>59968609
Agreed. It's what retards think is humour.
>>
>>59968788
Well you weren't lying
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>>59968691
that's ok mate. i like a lot of 80s italo pop stuff
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>>59968823
excellent post
>>
>>59968823
it's still a shit board to be honest
their gimmicks are awful, reddit tier shit and they're really no more knowledgeable about anything than /int/ or even /pol/, they just think they are
it's basically a whole board of /gsg/
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>that's ok mate. i like a lot of 80s italo pop stuff
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>>59968913
>>59968913
>>59968913

did a new
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How come Brits aren't making new generals anymore? Are these faggot fucking Aussies sat waiting to pounce the moment it hits 310?
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>>59967676

fucking manlets, how do they work?
>>
>>59969006
Report it and hopefully the janny will do what he's paid for. Kek.
>>
>>59968927
really now, senpai? is listening to ye olde guinea pop really such a fedora thing to do?
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