Have you ever met an American in person?
>>59957938
Yeah, some American tourists asked me to explain to them why they couldn't use a broken public toilet in some passage downtown.
Very awkward encounter.
>>59957938
Yes, I met some american qt chick two years ago in a school trip in mycenae. I knew and know perfect english but my accent is very weird and thought that I couldn't speak to an anglophone person something, but I was surprisingly confident and asked her where she was from (Iowa) and explained her that I am here on a school trip. Until we said goodbye and she had a laugh with her friends
>>59957938
Yes, two youth workers in high school were American. Fuck their accents are more annoying in person.
>>59958138
I also met two american """"tourists"""" in an Athens shopping mall. They banged some exhibition drums in an instrument shop like retards
>>59957938
I met two old scuba divers who were Americans seemed like cool guys.
Blond, blue eyes, hot accent
Yes. He seemed like a laid-back guy
Nope, never
I met a greek once
he was fat and very hairy. he farted near me and his farts smelled like feta cheese and greek yogurt. I then vomited on his shoes.
the end
No. I don't believe America is real. It's all made up by Brits.
>>59959944
Delet
Yeah, there was some chad from cali who stayed a year in my uni. he fucked the girl i wanted to hook up with. fuck that guy
>>59959983
I knew it!
>>59960003
LOL loser
yes I work in oil and gas so there's many of em. I like em actually they're pretty redpilled and fun compared to the eurobores we get over here
Only ever met one on holiday when i went snorkelling in Egypt red sea.. he was some mid 40s dad with some massive scar on his calf, apparently caused from a shark attack. His accent was quite annoying desu don't know what area in America he was from though.
>>59957938
Yes a few at my first job, but then I grew tired of the stuff I was supposed to do and quit.
>>59960003
As soon as Chad defiles a woman, she identifies herself as a worthless whore. You should have been grateful.
>>59960003
cucked
I stayed two weeks in California. Americans are for the most parts insufferable and obnoxious. They always had to strike a conversation with for no reasons at all. I went to the San Diego zoo one day, that was an horrible experience. The fucking moms with their children screaming
>WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!!!!
over and over. Strangers tried to talk to me as soon as they noticed I wasn't American. That was awkward and annoying. Some moron thought I was speaking Danish. I got tired of this shit so I eventually stopped replying to any Americans who tried to talk to me. I'd just stare them in the eye and they would eventually leave.
yes,my english teacher in highschool
>>59960212
>shark attack
>annoying accent
delaware?
>>59960323
>They always had to strike a conversation with for no reasons at all.
they were just saying hi
You probably made the mistake of replying and you probably have a strong accent, so they probably picked up on that and noticed "Foreign accent?? so cool I must know this person because I am bored and europeans are so cool (this is california so they definitely thought this)"
You should have just waved or nodded or smiled when they said hi, that way they wouldn't pick up on the accent and leave you alone without you seeming very rude for ignoring them
opinion on American accent?
>>59960459
I think they just heard me speak French with my friend. And they thought that was a good reason to talk to me. Really annoying and it seemed fake when they talked to me to be honest.
>>59960533
DESU most Americans really do fake interest on some level, and probably weren't interested in you for the specifics of hearing about someone foreign but because in their minds "foreign=cool". I agree that it can be annoying, but usually I don't have to deal with as much because there's not much interesting about me to get people talking to me.
You probably could have told them a bunch of made stuff up based on how gullible and ignorant they seemed though, like how you hail from some made up European country that fucks goats as part of marriage rights and you're here in America to pick out the perfect wedding goat, and they would have just nodded their heads and smiled "Wow so cool"
>>59960054
show us a pic of your golden Ferrari
>>59960824
>implying
engineers are a dime a dozen nowadays. I barely make enough to make payments on my Peugeot hatchback :(
>>59960469
I only understand american accent, I lose lots of words on brit/aussie accent
>>59960878
>European cars
>>59960469
>Like heeeyyyy haha whats upppp brooooo
brit abd aussie are better
>>59957938
Yes, fuck them.
yes
always New Yorkers
>>59960913
>American """cars"""
>>59960970
>implying
Even if I cede that American cars are shit (they're fine post 2009), it still doesn't make European cars good. Some of the straight up worst automotive manufacturers are European.
>>59959872
My parents are Greek and I'm fat and hairy.
>>59961012
>American talking about cars
stop
>>59960894
>I lose lots of words on brit/aussie accent
example?
>>59961052
Uh, what? We're a huge market for the best automotive manufacturers in the world, ie. East Asia.
>>59960913
I fell for the meme hard Ameribro. it literally was the worst decision of my life to buy a peugeot. my first car was a 2003 Hyundai accent and it still was 10 times better and more agile than this soulless cube of shit. my next car will be a Dodge Challenger :) soon
>>59961012
Your cars are literally shit, best car manufacturers are German for the common man. If you want fancy sportscars British or Italian.
>>59957938
Yup. I photographer that wanted to visit our prisions. I worked as his translator. Nice bloke.
>>59961012
If you're basing that opinion on the models sold in USA, it's because they're made with American workers, American materials and American regulations due to protectionist autism by your government. Cletus, Jimbo and Tyrone make them from the same plastic as your Corvettes and other such shit models
>>59961081
American manufacturers make some good looking cars, but if you want to never change your oil and still be fine, a post 2010 gook box is nearly the perfect machine.
>>59961130
VW consumer reports audit has it, as expected, being vastly inferior in numerous categories to the big gook brands. Consumers are happy with the status their expensive shitty German cars afford them, but they are generally unreliable relative to gook brands.
>>59961147
>our prisons
that's a awful way to talk about your cities huebro.
>>59961052
We're like the only nation that really uses cars. Not to mention how important road tripping culture is here. What are you talking about, dutch man?
all the time when Canadians make a weekly pilgrimage across the border for cheap food and beer. very service oriented people but the military stuff is everywhere
>>59961225
Saudi Arabian use cars more than you. they're dirt cheap (no taxes). petrol is negligibly cheap. and they don't have any public transport. not to mention everything is always 500 miles away
>>59960533
You are just an insufferable cunt, dont ever come to my continent again.
>>59961130
Ford makes great trucks that are easy to self service. Really important in a country like this. Plus the muscle cars are great for short road trips while campers are better for long ones.
Plus the Crown Vicky is a powerful and nimble little thing so it's great for police interceptors. You don't know shit. Go back to your trains.
>>59960469
Usually the second best of all english accents (only losing to south brits). Except the one from long island. Fuck that accent.
>>59961312
Well KSA has all that sweet oil so yeah it's probably much more accessible over there. Kinda jelly about the fuel prices desu.
Once, in Kyoto
Or maybe he was African, it's hard to tell
>>59957938
yes
>>59961130
>best car manufacturers are German
Actual car enthusiasts moved on from this meme like 20 years ago. Even in europe.
When I went to the US I made light conversation with a qt on a ski-lift.
>tfw she laughed at me when I asked if there were wolves
I cannot say that I have, they're a rare bunch those Americans, I'm starting to have my doubts that they even exist.
Yes.
>>59961466
>Actual car enthusiasts moved on from this meme like 20 years ago.
What
Ignore this man.
Yes one went to my school
Couldn't get any pu$$i cuz he had such a goofy accent
>>59957938
Only tourists, they're always loud as fuck
>>59960763
Yeah but could a Frenchman pass as Turkish even in California? :\
>>59961481
B-but America does have wolves doesn't it, they do have wolves, I know it.
>>59957938
Too many
>>59961886
Very doubtful that wolves would be released anywhere near a fucking ski resort.
And even if they did, the wolves want nothing to do with humans.
>>59957938
american blacks are nice people and white americans are friendly but almost us soldiers are subhumans
>>59962567
Soldiers are always scum. Dumb poor people that get weapons so they abuse of the little power they ever gonna have in their lives.
>>59960323
>Francautists
>>59962294
Jesus Christ I hate smug Canadian fucks. They always seem to think it's somehow necessary to point out they aren't American to Americans, as if I give a fuck or as if that's interesting in any way. Worst inferiority complex in the world, perhaps with the exception of Catalonia.
>try to be friendly with foreigners to fight the bad stereotype
>they think the friendliness is rude
When will we just nuke the rest of the world? You can't win against autism.
>>59962967
>>they think the friendliness is rude
it's not rude but your humorous outgoing is too much
>>59962861
>Worst inferiority complex in the world,
Pot meet kettle. Get out yankpig scum.
>>59963129
Memes aside, Koreans were very friendly right back, lots of friendly drinking and broken English and Korean. Only people that seemed to not like Anericans were those REEE right wing ilbe bugs.
>>59962861
>They always seem to think it's somehow necessary to point out they aren't American to Americans
Because we can't speak Spanish vato
>Jesus Christ I hate smug Canadian fucks
>as if I give a fuck or as if that's interesting in any way
laughingsmugcanadian.jpeg
>>59963313
We have a superiority complex if anything. Québécois are literally the only people with their own culture that should be haughty about anything in Canada.
>>59963438
Just like the south is the only place in America with culture? hon hon hon
>>59957938
I once met an old American lady who was a teacher in China.
>>59963438
We're better than you and we know it. Don't let our opinion get your titties in a twist.
>>59963491
Southwest, Northwest, and New England do as well, but yes, you're right.
t.Southerner
>>59963556
No they don't and only Louisiana has culture. Texas is basically mexico.
I went to America. Everyone was fake happy and pretend interested. People thought I was speaking a strange foreign language. German, Russian. An old nigger thought I was Argentine.
I had to fake an American accent in a shop so I could buy batteries because the woman was a fucking dunce.
>>59961886
Do you think wolves are like squirrels?
You go outside and they're just scampering around looking for treats and garbage?
>>59963374
>Memes aside, Koreans were very friendly right back, lots of friendly drinking and broken English and Korean. Only people that seemed to not like Anericans were those REEE right wing ilbe bugs.
we south koreans usually like americans except nationalists or old people
>>59963938
Why not old people?
>>59962967
>try to be friendly with foreigners to fight the bad stereotype
>they think the friendliness is rude
That's because most first worlders are autists. In this aspect we have the same position, we also think that being friendly is a sign of politeness, reason why we are used to it and don't mind it at all.
>>59964039
>Why not old people?
some old south koreans have a bad impression on us soldiers and they think many americans don't honor the elderly
>>59963938
Do south koreans not like some people? like japanese or something, just curiosity
>>59964337
>Do south koreans not like some people? like japanese or something, just curiosity
hate for japs look down for chinks remorse for north fags and exclude them we don't much care foreigners
>>59960323
>The fucking moms with their children screaming
American middle aged women are the most insufferable demographic group in the whole world
>>59961017
Imagine our surprise.
>>59960003
YANK'D
>>59960277
>muh pure maiden
Wow that sounds even more cucked than the guy you replied to.
>>59958004
Did you tell them because it's broken?
>>59960955
How similar or different are American jews to other jews ?
>>59961177
>a post 2010 gook box is nearly the perfect machine.
>Japanese cars are good meme
>>59960003
French women like mexicans?
>>59961058
>Ah, fuck me m8, I had a good shag last night. Want to go for a fosters and throw some shit on the barbie. 'Haps we could 'ave a cuppa and watch some telly.
>>59964643
yeah something like that
but I also sperged out a bit and didn't explain as well as I should have (i was a teen)
>>59960323
Did you hang around super cool Chicanos or some nerds?
>>59961545
It's pu££y, fag-enabler.
>>59964091
>First world
>We
Don't kid yourself hue-ape, we all know you're a third-world shithole.
I helped old american couple once, they were very kind and polite.
>>59960763
>You probably could have told them a bunch of made stuff up based on how gullible and ignorant they seemed though
This. This all the way. I once got away with telling an American in my thick Australian accent that I was from Madagascar and he ate that shit up for a good five or ten minutes until another Aussie called me on my shit. The American made a joke about how ignorant he was, so more power to him for taking it in good humour.
