Arvid Blumenthal edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
First for the British Empire
Winnie
haha epic dude
thats some spec ops shit sas?
Tsar.
>kiwis say they are sending all their maoris here
>all our laws say that kiwis aren't allowed to have aussie citizenship
huh
>>59956453
Sydney checking in
>>59956559
+ /rus/
>>59956567
A pack of winnie blues?? :DDDDD
>>59956599
You're wrong
>>59956599
They just go where the money is and complain when the tap runs dry
>>59956626
You're a mong
>>59956633
we get all of your white trash too
>>59956620
you fuggin know it m8 :DDD
>>59956614
nah
My internet is runnin alright tonight, what about the rest of you?
>>59956667
>6667
>>59956690
Well on av. Im running at about 7mbps
Thoughts ?????
>>59956690
A bit slow
>/ausnz/ power hour
>>59956690
somebody give me a fucking gun
>>59956717
Ill punch ur reaction face in the face lawl
>>59956515
Arvid Blumenthal aka Crocodile Harry is a latvian who was the prototype for crocodile Dunee who emigrated to Australia in the 50s, he killed over 10000 crocs
>>59956717
better than /balt/ anime hour
>>59956745
This is true
>>59956732
u couldnt punch in a phone number lawl
Playing the one arm bandits thoughts? ??
>>59956717
yeah 8pm Friday night sounds about right
>>59956732
Please do.
Punch your monitor
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
>normies out drinking
>>59956729
how do u do anything on the internet other than this?
like can you even play video games?
>>59956802
You listen here you little fucking boot licker, alright? Don't you ever, and I mean EVER, say our national chant again, do you understand you grovelling maggot? I'll fucking deck your nan if I see you doing it again.
>>59956774
pokies?
>>59956774
how much are you down?
>>59956837
Soz blood, didn't mean nothing by it, isn't it?
>>59956865
>>59956872
Im a few dollars up haha
I have incredible luck with lotto but nothing else
>>59956837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
had a bad day lads
>>59956934
sing a sad song and turn it around :DDDD
>>59956828
i can't play any competitive multiplayer games because my ping fluctuates up to 300
if somebody else is on the internet then i can forget about even playing multiplayer lmoa
>>59956917
haha good luck, never had a good run on those fucking machines.
>>59956989
They are programmed to gain money rather than dispense it
>>59956966
fuckin hell glad i've never had to worry about that
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>59956989
i normally put in $10 and play like $2 per machine until i'm out or up to around $30~
I think I'm barely up this year
>>59957048
as long as ur having fun
>>59957039
M8 I'm a 5'9'' 137 pound bodybuilder so think again before you talk shit.
>>59957077
>5'9''
lmoa
>>59957077
Listen here you shit cunt, you're nothing, you're fucking nothing, 5'9? Fucking short cunt aren't you? Sit the fuck back down before I drop you ya fuckwit
does Australia and NZ use metric or imperial system? lbs or kg?
>>59957077
>bodybuilder
normie leave.
>>59957106
i lb your mum lmoa
>>59957077
>5'9"
i bet your reach is like 25 inches lmao
>>59957106
Metric m80
>>59957131
haha
>>59957077
lmao ur a lanklet m8
ITT gaybos
>>59957285
Me in the gaybos
>a fictional aussie is based off a latvian
>>59957285
Are you saying you're some kind of hetero normie?
>>59957330
Latvian
Like the scatvian
Hehehe
>>59957360
nice post dude way to kill the thread
>>59957484
Why don't you just shut your mouth before I kick your teeth in as well ya dumb cunt
>he doesnt get succ
>hide in bushes at night
>drunk girl walks past alone
>push her on the ground and grab her titties
>pull down her pants
>can't get hard
>run away
>mfw i hear her laughing at my limp cocked rape attempt as i'm fleeing
>>59957592
I thought you died
>>59957679
only on the inside apparently
>>59957679
only an aussie like you would die from a piece of string
Well lads that's it. Aus lad if you're there I definitely should have listened to you a long time ago.
I'm probably going to regret this and if she winds up dead then at least that gives me a good reason to do so myself.
I can't take it anymore. I hid the knife she uses to cut herself and tonight, in tears she has been repeating "please please please" (give it to me) for more than 2 hours. Its like a drug addict. I've tried my best I really have and I can't help her. Its ruining me, I still love her. I told her over and over I'll get it for her if she admits that she doesn't care about how I feel or what I think (is best). Well her persistence and increasing aggression tells me what her words don't. I've given her the knife back and now I'm sleeping on the couch.
We were planning to move together in a month but I guess I'll just tell the flatties that I'm staying and she's going.
Fuck me I need alcohol.
That's my blog over, how are you all?
>>59957819
Enjoy your stained bed sheets bruv
>>59957819
Better than you apparently haha
>>59957819
What the fuck
>>59957819
Just get another knife out the draw lmoa dumb women
>>59957819
report her to a loony bin you idiot
>be me
>get a 2 week foxtell play trial
>cancel it at 13 days
>>59957905
Not in a joking mood but whatever, you're just anons as am I.
I can't imagine her not being in my life. She's the first girl I've genuinely seen a future with. I wanted that future with her.
I can't even afford to buy vodka
>>59957962
Yeah you can do the same with sky go here but its complete shit and not worth the trouble
>>59957819
what the heck lol
>>59957977
Its probably better for both of you in the long term to split
gl mate
>>59957977
Got any close mates?
Grab some cash from them then drink till you can't.
>>59958264
w-will you go out w-with me?
Is it bad to have a seething hatred for almost your entire family?
>>59958568
Yes.
>>59958568
No.
>>59958568
Not really, depending on how bad they are. I did when I was a bit younger but now I try to be understanding and enjoy what I can about them while they're still here. Moving out helped a whole lot.
>>59958642
How'd you move out
did you go to uni?
>>59958568
nop. they probably were the ones that fucked u up
Oh, it's the autistic perma virgin thread again!
>>59958832
thanks
>>59958832
this post is mine btw jsyn
>>59958832
haha
me in the middle
>>59958971
>me in the middle
I can't see you
>>59958706
Still going, in my last year. I saved up and moved into a unit with one of my mates. I'm pretty much on fucking struggle street 24/7 but it beats living at home.
Arent aussies supposed to sleep right now?
>>59959181
Friday night cunt yeahhhhhh
why has balt been so dead the past few days
>>59959203
I've been playing Civ 5 and been to busy to post.
>>59959203
I've been too busy having suicidal thoughts. I'll try to post more now.
>>59959203
I only ever post at most a couple times a day, I still try to escape as much as possible.
>>59959191
What are you up to tonight
>>59959203
have to study
>>59959394
up to my balls in ur mum
>>59959266
>Civ 5
wow what a pleb
>>59959394
In bed reading a book, oh the exciting life I lead
I've managed to get myself trapped in this nightmare sleep cycle where I can only sleep 3 or 4 hours every 12-24 hours and I have a constant headache and my eyes feel like they're falling out. Please help.
>>59959424
I sometimes wonder if every latvian poster is under 14 here or are they just so depressed they try to suffocate the thought of suicide by posting low-quality stuff.
>>59959453
lol you're gonna die dude
>>59959440
not particularly exciting. what book are you grabbjng tonite?
>>59959453
>>59959469
joking though you probably have insomnia lad
>>59959486
"We"
>>59959438
Well what do you play, cool guy?
>>59956667
>>59959544
It's been two weeks now, I'm going to see the doc on Monday and maybe get some medicine. It's fucking me up, I've got exams in two weeks but I can't think straight.
>>59959438
not so good bait 3/10
I push my fingers into my_______
>>59959816
urethra
>>59959816
>>59959855
hes get dubs
you better at least try and get them in there, anon
>Jau paskelbta, kad birželio 2 dieną „Lidl“ atidaro pirmąsias 15-a parduotuvių Lietuvoje.
Finally..
>>59959902
How bout I bash your fucking face in you stupid mongrel cunt
Perfect.
>>59959266
holy shit, are you me?
im playing as rome atm
50m get
>>59959933
so youre not going to insert?
>>59959915
Put this into a human language.
>>59960159
lidl opened first 15 stores in peethuania
>>59960129
yeah nah but if you're down for it I'll give you a hand
>>59956599
>>59956633
>>59956966
>>59957022
>>59957077
>>59957522
>>59957700
>>59957977
>>59958022
>>59959266
>>59959544
>>59959855
>>59959933
it is my sworn duty to check these digits
>>59960159
mida sa ikka tahad leedukatelt :DDD las nad räägivad oma mordor-tier keeles edasi ;)
>>59960204
Will open first 15 stores on june 2
>>59960228
literally three (You)s in this bundle
feeling decent lads
>>59960253
Me on the left
>>59959915
CHEAP CAULIFLOWER HYPE
DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?
>off by 39486
czech my slovakia
>>59960593
Chechen
ok look at my numbers now
I'm here, I'm queer, get used to my dubs
>>59956667
I want to try a trippa snippa
Why is Stan so terrible?
DUDE GET LMAO
bring back dub culture
Louis Theroux makes some good documentaries imho (in my humble opinion)
Thanks
>>59960524
close one bud
>>59960886
>mfw i didnt knew h in imho ment humble
O_O
>>59960928
good face
>>59960928
what did you think it meant?
Estonia is the greatest country.
>>59960977
i thought it was just a swag way to say imo
>>59960977
homo
>>59960978
I told you, this is how you write "Greece".
good afternoon lads
>>59960978
Thanks
>>59960978
nice
be my bf
>>59960977
in my honest opinion
>>59956837
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
>>59961374
ewww no thanks
>>59961439
>>59961439
what if my name was Yuri?
>>59961439
Wow wtf i hate australia now
>shatvians
Do you think there are lurkers here, just observing this thread, eye raping our posts, judging every single one of us.
>>59961663
yes and they are foreigners
>>59961663
yeah they're jealous of this sick get
check out this dank palace
>australians dont even have medieval places like this
Why are Scatvians into ballbusting?
>>59961663
Probably not..
>instead of castles australians have abbo mud huts to enjoy
>>59961713
your mum doesn't seem to mind my place
>>59961713
>reverse image search brings up nothing but Russian sites
lmoa
>>59961764
I really love round towers.
>>59961837
ur mum likes my round tower :DDD
>why yes I am Latvian
>>59961802
Its Rundāles palace, illiterate
>>59961764
>"Latvian" castles
All of them were built by Germans against Lithuanian hordes.
>The Lithuanians were then such lords over all the peoples, both Christian and pagan, dwelling in those lands, that scarcely anyone, and the Letts especially, dared live in the small villages... The Livonians and Letts were food and provender for the Lithuanians and like sheep in the jaws of wolves, since they were without a shepherd. Sending a shepherd, therefore, named Bishop Albert, God freed his Livonian sheep and the now-baptized Letts from the jaws of the wolves."
>why yes, i am australian
>>59961851
ill fokin deck u m8
>>59961873
Youre getting your centuries mixed up, autismo
![eight_col_000_Hkg10202759[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Md7lWVf.jpg "eight_col_000_Hkg10202759[1].jpg")
>why yes, I am from New Zealand
>Cost of darts going up again in this year's tax budget
Looks like I'm joining the \/ape /\/ation
>>59962001
>vaping
Might as well start sucking dicks while you're at it.
>>59961895
>>59961906
Pic related
It's you
(lol haha)
>>59962014
I agree with this
>>59962025
Pic related
Its ur mums bf
>>59962014
You pay 20 Euros for a pack of smokes, unless I find black market sellers I'm done
>>59962055
It's my wife's bf you fucking mong
>Latvian """""education"""""
>>59962112
>112
Lmao nice australian digits, poofter
t. 55555554
>>59962025
thanks m8
>>59962142
pffft whatver dmitri
Wilno nasze
>>59962111
I pay less than one euro for smuggled pack of Belarusian cigarettes, you jelly?
>>59962111
that's their plan, don't know how the law is over there but I just grow my own tobacco, shit grows by itself almost and a few reeds can supply you for a year.
ps: good post number I really like it
>>59962231
>>59962205
yeah, okay Jaywkmelon
Pic related, you
>>59962317
no I'm on the left
>>59962267
I grew 6 plants over last Spring/Summer but they got destroyed by my neighbours dog when he broke through our fence to attack a cat
>>59962361
prove it
>L. Linkevičius vyks į Iraną skatinti ekonominių ryšių
Will americans ever recover?
>>59962369
Dog was doing you a favour, that's illegal
>>59962400
Those hands are obviously mine, considering my 1/64th aboriginal heritage
>>59962369
r u a girl?
Reminder: Putting your penis into another mans anus is NOT gay. Jerking off to one man putting his penis into another mans anus is NOT gay. Letting another man put his penis in your anus IS gay.
Learn the difference.
>>59962429
No it isn't retard, learn your laws. It's legal to grow, illegal to sell or share
>>59962505
That's what ur mum said about my willy lmoa
>>59962505
Ah, I didn't realise I was responding to a third worlder. You should get a new flag
>>59962452
Ill need to see some better proof
>>59962563
like what?
>>59962606
Post hand with a timestamp
>>59962606
dicpic
being neet is my dream
>>59962716
ur mum is my dream
>>59962716
well thats a shitty dream u got there fampai
>>59962652
>>59962762
Ok, you win, abbo.
>>59962760
why
>>59962762
>5/27/16
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING PSEUDO-YANK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59962940
it's my culture you racist white dog
>>59963094
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>59962369
what a cunt, shame
>>59963134
He said "YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE" lel
>>59963176
Dont trigger me with your australian privilege
>>59963200
>daily
>>59963200
upvoted
ha
https://youtu.be/Dt3n1UH6iOs
>>59963493
me irl
Just finished playing some vidya online and that was a fucking stupid idea on my part. What have you guys been up to tonight?
>>59963493
YES! Go you mad little bastard!
>>59963646
watching some documentaries and snacking on stuff
pretty good night well spent iidssm (If I do say so myself)
>>59963493
But why would you do an armbar in a streetfight? What if the bully had some friends who could've stomped his head in?
>t. streetfight expert
late night Maccas run, got a Kiwiburger
might fap later
thanks
>>59963881
well better that than nothing
>>59963881
Then why even fight you'd be jumped and fuqqed up anyway so long as it's more than a 1 on 1
>>59963891
kiwiburger?
@ beerfest in Riga atm lads
It's the biggest beer event in Baltics
>>59963970
in Old Riga? i will go through it today
too many normies itt for my liking
>>59964028
No. Vērmanes dārzs.
>>59964028
It's in vermanes park
>>59956515
Is that the cool guy?
Lithuanian artists just said "labas dienas braliukas" and "хopoшeгo вceм пивa" (good beer (for) everyone) lmao
>>59964057
t. normie
>>59956515
good morning bantz give me your foreigners OUT memes blease :DDDD
>>59964197
FUCK OFF CUNT I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN CUNT
>>59964240
'no'
:DD
