Doot edition
Mio
>>59965816
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CUNT
>live abroad
>be alone and depressed
kek
Internet.
>>59965843
at least you are white
Tsar.
Nobody ITT is cooler than me
me with the ladies
Rusland Rusland uber alles
>>59965867
are you the based i am greek guy?
>tfw no estonian olympic dfc triplets
>>59965837
>"why yes of course I hate AzusaVEv6s for no reason"
Fuck /balt/
>>59966260
That's not what I meant you mong
Also you'll never date her bud
>>59966358
Yes I will we share a special bond you imbecile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLI4lw9IC3o
ANZAC dawn service 2015, uploaded by the Australian Air Force, finishes with the Turkish and Australian anthem and ends before the NZ anthem is played
ANZAC? More like AAC 2bh lel
>>59966509
more like turkzac
>>59966228
feels bad man ;((((
>>59966704
>those faces and foreheads
>>59966704
Surprised Estonia's suicide rate isn't higher with beasts like that prowling the streets
>>59966766
What the fuck happened to that guy's head?
>>59966795
Estonian genetics.
>>59966790
>>59966766
>implying you wouldnt
>>59966848
I would sooner spend the rest of my life jerking off than touch those mockeries of human evolution
>>59966848
>>59966848
Only if I could do all three at once. Otherwise there's no point.
>>59966964
what if you could do with a different one every next day. You would pretend to be you, to each other of them and they wouldnt know because they look like each other. :DDD
Sidabrinė gervė 2016 tbhq..
>>59967098
coolio
>>59967049
Only acceptable if you switch it up by having all three at once now and then.
>one to work the shaft
>one to work the balls
>one to straddle your face
>>59967193
what if
>one is a slave in your the basement
>one is a housewife
>other is a clubwhore
>>59967098
gervė gėjų paukštis
i just dropped $1179 on a gtx 1080
regret it already
>>59967297
absolute mong
>>59967268
Nah. I'm not into the whole slave thing and I'm not entirely sure what you mean by club whore.
>>59967297
At least you've got the dosh to lash out. I've got $13 to my name until tuesday and even then I'm still financially fucked.
hi /baltausnz/ it's me again
rūkyk žolę kasdien :DD
>>59967410
>one is ur slave, anything you want, you do with her
>other is a family wife, popping out children, loving and caring, dedicated and warm
>other is a tanning saloon whore, fake tits, whore clothes and etc
>>59965940
They look very uncomfortable being there.
>>59967565
not really
>>59967563
>>other is a tanning saloon whore, fake tits, whore clothes and etc
Why would you even add that option after the other two? That'd be like if I told you that I owned three cars: One that I drive to work, one that I drive on weekends and one that I like to crash into ravines sometimes.
>>59967618
>One that I drive to work, one that I drive on weekends and one that I like to crash into ravines sometimes.
Exactly.
>>59967485
>būni amerikiečiu
>esi peršaunamas
>>59967704
>peršaunamas
>ne tiesiog nušaunamas ir paliekamas nukraujuoti, nes pirmoji pagalba bijo prisiartinti
>>59967485
>esi amerikānis
>tiec nošauts
>>59967778
>7778
Bravo Latvia
>>59967808
>808s and heartbreaks
>>59967485
>ole ameeriklane
>saa kuuli
xDDDDDDDD
>>59967704
>>59967747
Pamiršot palikti arbatpinigių..
>>59967682
But you've got two that you keep for abusing. I'm really not into that.
beautiful
>>59967704
>>59967747
>būni lietuvių
>nesi laisvas
>>59967971
wait what? did we all say the same thing? :DDD
>>59968101
No you added xDDD for no reason.
>>59968131
>he doesnt add xDDDD for no reason
:DDDDDDDDD
>being a lithuanian unironically
cant make this shit up
31 may
https://youtu.be/OP-ZsLYGJfQ
>2016
>doesn't smoke
Are you school bullied, autistic or both?
>b-but it will kill me
So? Was life a competition of who will live the longest?
>i-i will get hooked to it!!
No you wont if you are not underage and are able to smoke with temperance.
>it… IT WILL COST MONEY!!!
Who forces you to buy a carton a day, you fucking turfmace?
>>59968221
andrej, eto ty?
>>59968359
>2016
>doesn't vape
WEW LAD
>>59968359
Haven't smoked since January.
>>59968359
>smokers
would literally ban it in the whole world if i had the power and execute anyone who would get caught with cigarettes
>>59968452
>>59968460
>>59968518
>2016
>Does not kick the apartment radiators
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded, or both?
>B-but neighbors complain
So? Is life a competition of who is in best terms with their neighbors?
>You get addicted to it !!!
Doesn't happen, if you aren't underage and you're able to kick them in moderation.
> Y..YOU'LL BE EVICTED !!!
Who forces you to kick them more than once a day, fucking cheesehead.
>>59968580
lol
>>59968580
>>59968580
>radiators
>2016
cannot
make
this
shit
up
>>59968580
>>59968697
Well how do you heat your hovel in the midst of winter?
>>59968812
amerifats use air conditioners
>Lietuva nusprendė derėtis su norvegais dėl vidutinio nuotolio priešlėktuvinės gynybos sistemos
How butthurt will russians get?
>>59968812
central heat/AC unit
ceiling vents are much quieter yo
I "accidentaly" a ladyboy while drunk once. I still can't admit to my friends how much fun it was.
>>59968950
quieter than what? radiators?
>>59968984
Did you play with the dingaling?
>>59969034
yes
>trying to concentrate
>little faggot upstairs keeps banging on the radiators
>>59969079
But a radiator makes, let me see, zero noise. We're clearly thinking of different things.
>>59969079
Radiators don't make any noise. What sort of radiators do you have in America?
>>59969079
radiators don't make noise
>>59968886
"pribalti fashisti" level of butthurt
>>59969145
>>59969161
>>59969168
what do you expect from americans
>>59968580
I like this pasta. I'll give you a second (You).
>>59968580
>>59969079
Radiators don't make noise wtf..
>He needs radiators
>>59969145
m8 I know what a radiator is. last one I saw years ago would hiss and rattle when turning on and off. it was in an old ass building though...
>>59969311
You're on the southern hemisphere so it's warm.
>>59969366
Are you a Lithuanian or what?
>>59969311
>he holds his moms hand when he goes to sleep
>>59969326
typical american
>>59969366
Somebody must have kicked it too much. Hence how this conversation started. >>59968580
>>59969396
taip
>>59969531
What?
>>59969531
Never come back loser..
You're not welcome.
>>59969586
lithuanians think everyone can understand their language
>>59969326
I would buy iceland, if I could
>>59969660
>the same thing is still happening
>people claim it was /ausnz/ that ruined it
>>59969623
ko čia blet nesuprast gaidy tu nx, išmok kalbėt normalei tada pašnekėsim o ne tu savo ta dalbajobų kalba burbuliuok blet tamponas nudusęs kažkoks kurva kurva kai užpisa tokie lodoriai
>>59969660
He's right though
>>59969703
/balt/ died at the end of 2013
>>59969718
Ma nöustun sinuga täiesti! Ma arvan ka, et Leedu peaks oma iseseisvuse üle andma Eestile koos Lätiga ja et meie inimesed on ainukesed piisavalt intelligentsed inimesed baltimaadest kes suudaksid balti ühendkuningriiki juhtida
>>59969623
tas ir normāls
>>59969596
pisk nx gaidy tu neraliuotas
Only Lithuanian and English is allowed in this general.
>>59969817
čbb gaidžio ašara
>>59969855
It is better than latvian 2bh
>>59969703
someone needs to stop the australians from ruining /balt/
I am unironically considering going on Tourist Trips to an eastern european nation;Latvia, Hungary, maybe Etonia.
I love such obscure and depressing places, what are good tourism packages? Best cites,museums, art galleries or points of general historical interest?
>im white and have a shaved head BTW
>>59969718
can any lithuanian actually vocaroo this text? i would like to hear just how mordor-tier your language sounds like
>>59969816
pls answer me
are you the based i am greek poster?
>>59969855
*Latvian and English.
>>59969881
these australians are ruining my general :(
>>59969902
Sorry, wouldn't know, sounds a bit gay if I can be real with you. If you take the 4th trolleybus to žemieji paneriai you can see some of our best factories.
>>59969855
ej dirst maz Āfrika
>>59969904
Yes I am a Greek
>>59969983
>>59969983
;_; i hate Industrialization trough
eastern europe is less cucked than the west, theyre not heartless gooks or dumb negroes. Best part of the world,no doubts
>>59966704
ich muss kotzen
>>59969806
There are still people who think it died the moment the merge was made permanent and long to break up with us and get away from our dubchecking so /balt/ can dubcheck by themselves.
Australians and kiwis have accommodated and followed after /balt/ more than any other previous merge.
>>59970113
>>59970132
Nah, everything post November 2013 is neo balt. Now we just wait for the old balt to return some day. Doubt it will happen in the current situation but who knows.
"Gotta get down on Friday," - Rebeca "Becky B" Black.
>>59970110
http://blogg.biveros.se/vilnius/
theres this, dunno how relevant it is
>>59970264
I'll do it, it's my calling.
>>59970422
fuck off retard
>>59970422
Will you go to prom with me?
>>59970457
Don't tell me what to do and don't call me names. Show some respect.
>>59969718
Normaliai*
Jei jau rašai lietuviškai, rašyk taisyklingai, alchaše
>>59970517
You could die tomorrow and no one would care 2bh
>>59970587
underrated post
>>59970587
I care.
>>59970587
I would.
>>59970608
I'll rephrase: no person would care
>>59970579
Atsiprašau, man tos e ė blet galūnės chujūnės bbd niekada nesupratau tų chuinių. Ten jei ė tai ei, jei a tai ai, šąla mąla sąla bybį kąlą blet.
>>59970643
Anglos are not people either..
>>59970608(You) <dog
>>59970643 <proof
>>59970587
>Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.” And they divided up his clothes by casting lots.
>>59970740
Azusa is a faggot and should kys.
t. Attila the Hun
>>59970676
Kala*.
Nėra taip sunku, tačiau kažkas penktą-aštuntą klasę prakybino paneles, sėdinčias prieš jį, kurios visiškai nekreipė į vargšą dėmesio.
>>59970788
Aš mergina :3
>>59970777
Hard to argue with trips 2bh
>>59970777
>777
WITNESSED
>>59970851
Hard to argue with people who just call you a fa**ot all of the time for no reason...
>>59970971
>fa**ot
>>59970971
>for no reason...
>>59970971
If one person calls you a faggot they're probably just being mean, if everyone calls you a faggot then it's time to take a look in the mirror you cum guzzler.
>>59971015
>>59971019
Rude desu.
>>59971019
>everyone
Its more like a few people constantly saying it 2bh
>>59971019
>>59970971
Please go to prom with me.
>>59971019
>everyone
>>59971123
>>59971064
>scatvians defending another mentally ill degenerate permavirgin latvian diaspora autist
>>59971019
You're blinded by your own hate. It's just a couple of people.
Even you said nice things about me.
>>59971211
>he's so pathetic he remembers posts from 20 days ago
lmoa
I was responding to a zootopia poster and yes, even weebs are preferable to them -- in the same way a house nigger is better than a field nigger. You're one very, very, very small step above them.
>>59968383
njet andrej eto ja
>>59971339
Just insults again. They really don't phase me so you might just stop now and come back when you have something decent to say.
>>59971423
Accompany me to prom if you will.
>>59971454
I'm not a girl. I don't wanna go to a prom with a guy.
>>59971423
You think far too highly of yourself if you expect to be spoken to in any decent manner
>>59971150
Why are you so mad tho?
>>59971484
Pretty presumptuous of you of you to assume I am a man. Forget I asked.
>>59971506
This.
>>59971506
Your insults don't change anything and they just ruin the atmosphere of the thread. When I don't like something I don't insult it, I keep it to myself.
sickle cells are a social construct
t. leftist
Way to ruin a mood everyone..
>>59971905
It's friday, everyone is out partying.
WAAAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION IM YOUR HOST KILLER KEEEMSTAR LEEEEEETS GET ROOOOOOITE INTO THE NEWS
>>59972005
What?
>>59972047
Drama alert is a channel on youtube that covers youtube drama but now it's balt drama.
>>59972005
>>59972131
Please leave and never come back.
>>59966228
>square faces/10
How do you lads deal with the absolutely crushing inability to satisfy your vore fetish? Fucking gutted tell you what.
>>59970845
Ei, Labas. Kaip sekasi? man irgi nepatinka tos lietuviškos galūnės.
>>59972310
I have other fetishes..
>>59972310
Literally the worst fetish.
>>59972333
Lažinuosi, kad tau patiktų mano galūnė :^]
>>59972310
>Short for "voraphilia" or "vorarephilia": a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive
What the fuck
>>59972473
Ayy lmao'ed
Unpopular opinion: i actually dont dislike latvia.
My will got weak and I got some Hesburger on my way home.
Whoever decided to build the Hesburger right on the path I take every day has an evil soul.
Hello
>>59972801
Start smoking
>>59972840
some leafs are special
>>59972868
Why, doesn't seem very useful.
>>59972920
It kills appetite
Whos the germ ? Is he cool?
>>59973059
Who?
>>59972801
>doesn't buy kolmekordne juustuburger
>instead goes to hesburger
guys everybody look, a homo
>>59973059
>this new
fuck off
>>59973103
I love you, Latvia.
>>59973108
I dont hate you, Estonia.
>>59973129
I pity you, Lithuania.
>>59972962
Nah, that'll be more damaging to my health than having a burger every few months I think.
>>59973059
My dad is Afro-Cuban and mum is Lithuanian. Both came during Sovjet times to work in eastern Germany and I'm trying to learn more about Lithuania.
>>59972801
Megaburger is the only good-ish burger in hesburger and it's relatively expensive, it's not that hard to avoid it.
>>59973266
Hesburger is good.
>>59973337
>dad is Afro-Cuban and mum is Lithuanian
GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>59973337
1. Do you have a german name?
2. Whats your mums name?
>>59973351
I don't have high standards concerning burgers. When my burgerlust takes me, I'm fine with mostly any.
>>59973447
No but my second name is Lithuanian and I won't tell you my mums name because it's unique and you could find her on facebook.
Fuck greece
>>59973337
Wait, I thought you were the greek/turk.
>>59973565
So is your first name cuban?
>>59973646
I hope not, it sounds like a shit name.
>>59973734
hehe
>>59973495
>I don't have high standards concerning burgers
I used to be the same until I tried a burger from my local fish and chips
>>59973337
>>59973565
so what you're saying is you are greek?
>>59973371
This
>>59973632
No that autist is trolling on /deutsch/ right now.
>>59973646
Yeah it's very important in Cuba that the father names the children, not the mother.
>>59973841
I don't even look Caucasian.
>>59972801
I walk past 2 hesburger and 1 mcdonalds every day.
Step up senpai.
>>59972801
>Hesburger
Pretty sexist if you ask me
Fuck.
The neighbour is smoking in balcony again and I can smell his shit..
>>59973845
>>59973371
recent hesburger commercials trying to present it as real food made me not want to go there ever again
>>59973897
when are you going back to cuba?
>>59973985
One Cuban cigar and you will love this shit.
>>59967565
very comfortable, cuz there is only one guy
>>59973980
which is strange considering finns don't use genders in their language
>>59974040
Never? Cuba is fucked up and I want a Lithuanian wife like my dad.
http://www.top-100-baby-names-search.com/lithuanian-baby-names.html
Top lithuanian baby names:
>Anikke
>Angelika
>Atei
>Ateitis
>Benejaminas
>Galeti
>Gelynas
>Motina
>Moze :DDD
>Nastusche
>Valter
>Vandeny
TOP KEK
>Kuryba
>>59974133
Pisk nahui
>>59973985
Tell him to poo in the loo
>>59974119
but they do use cum in their burgers
eeewwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4xrenhycGE
Why do slavs love bmw's so much?
>>59974149
>Ateitis
>>59974133
your quadroon kids would get btfo if you raised them here but if you lure a lithuanian grill to the multikulti exclusion zone known as germany she's fair game imho
>>59974259
John Titor is real.
>>59974151
I heard that racism is a thing in Lithuania but I can deal with that. 4chan does not represent the actual view of countries. My mum was part of an anti-racism campaign after the unification of Germany and I think Lithuania needs something like that, too.
>>59974222
I thought estonians were all about that finn cum
>>59974295
Literally this.
I got bullied first couple of weeks in uni for having a tan after summer.
>Its the greek pretends to be cuban episode
>>59974295
Why are you even racist? I mean come on, it's already 2016.
>>59974321
I don't think racism is a problem here. Mostly it's transphobia and sexism.
>>59974226
power, rwd, aggressive looks
>>59974401
Why is a teuton here?
>>59974405
>transphobia
What's wrong with transsexual people? They are peaceful and would never harm a soul.
>>59974226
what a faggot
i hope he crashes into a tree and breaks his spine
>>59974401
I have a Kurdish, tanned relative living in Lithuania with his wife and he hasn't encountered any problem yet.
>>59974649
Transphobia in Lithuania is nothing compared to countries like Ukraine anda Russia (according to surveys)
>>59974649
The next thing you will say that all humans are equal.. HAHA, good one.
>>59974755
Well, aren't they?
>>59974699
Yeah thought so. Lithuanians are maybe tough in the Internet, but like little girls in real life.
>>59974755
There is only one race and that's the human race. Racism is backward and most black people look better than white people.
>>59974781
No, Abdülkadir, they are not.
>>59974699
No surprise. Imagine a person who has to live in these shitty countries and life is not very fun, then someone comes up to him saying he sexually identifies as a space platypus and excepts to be taken seriously.
>>59974833
Say it to my face see what happens.
>>59974833
>Lithuanians are maybe tough in the Internet, but like little girls in real life.
Only the ones living in vilnius
>>59974901
>he fell for the Arabic name meme
>>59974917
>turkey
>not very fun
kek
>>59974919
Here comes the bad boi
What the fuck is going on?
this thread is turning into sweden
>>59974962
5 Übermenschen vs 2 Untermenschen
>He baits
>They reply
Retards
>>59974961
>Here comes the bad boi
you are brave behind that keyboard
are you really that brave?
>>59974992
you left sweden recently
>He doesnt realize its a bait inside bait to bait the initial baiter.
I laugh at you.
POOP UH OH POOPIESSSSSSSSSSS XDDDD LIE I GOTTA GO POOPIE POOP IN DIAPER PEE PEE IN DIAPEY XDDD WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEE POOP POOP XDDDD
>>59975053
O shit he'll find me and beat me because we have different opinions fuuck
>>59974919
>blah blah latvia is better
>blah blah latvian people look better
>blah blah the latvian flag is so much better
Come on we all know that you're jelly because Latvia will never get beauties like her.
Pick the most german name:
>ABDÜLHAMİT
>ABDÜLKADİR
>ABDÜLKERİM
>ABDÜLLATİF
>>59975152
what the fuck is that
who's to say if we hadn't replied he wouldn't have successfully baited us with something even more obvious later on?
