>yanks literally cook their eggs in the microwave
edition
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm
>>59954004
i do it too 2bh, it's quicker and makes NO difference to taste
bad poo
took longer to wipe and I'm still not satisfied with the job
Hold on dear while I put a cuppa in the 'wave x
>>59954027
yuck what the fucks the matter with you
excellent post
I still can't make anything but scrambled though.
>>59954026
>>59954026
>>59954026
why do i want to talk to her if i'm in the friedozne
>>59954037
Dislike those poopoos
W E L S H
E
L
S
Hi lads.
I have an electric kettle and a non-stick pan. I refuse to use both out of pure jingoism.
>>59954057
>why do i want to talk to her if i'm in the friedozne
want what you can't have la
let her go.
morning lads
incredibly lonely
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
coz all the cool kids, they seem to fit in
x
>>59954088
We could be immortals.
>>59954088
There's one sure-fire way to get in if you REALLY want it
*unzips*
nth for black brits make better music than white brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvu7VZr8mAA
>>59954104
Fuck off, yank.
>>59954074
yeah so do i say happy birthday to her with a little joke on her facebook wall just out of courtesy signifiying that we are friends but that I'm not trying to get close to her by messaging
or do i just write happy birthday as a generic thing
Made the last thread desu.
Posted it in a yank's thread that was less than 100 posts in. VERY risky. I'm glad you all joined me though, Janny's nut be damned.
>>59954057
Because that's what people do with their friends, talk to them
And when you talk to a female friend enough, you can make them your girlfriend
![_89806756_charlotte3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vJEv52J.jpg "_89806756_charlotte3[1].jpg")
Me and the gf
Business idea: Stop giving yanks (You)s
Shouldn't you lads be at work?
>>59954139
Which one's which?
>>59954122
You do nothing.
1. She cares enough to notice you didn't and you get somewhere
2. She doesn't notice thereby reinforcing that it's never going to happen
Girls who keep friendzone betas are slags anyway.
>>59954129
i talked to her too much and went from a potential sex partner to a friend
i need to be more distant, but still have a charming/funny edge
>>59954142
good business
what's with the american infatuation on /brit/? ever other post is yank this or yank that. is it that we have cut dicks and love shooting guns?
DON'T REPLY TO HIM
>>59954139
Nice beard she has.
Nice beard you got.
>>59954146
Nope, yesterday was my last day of wageslavery.
>>59954120
No. I want to bask in my motherland.
>>59954139
me on the right
>>59954146
Got the day off so I can wank for 4 days straight.
>Brits don't use the microwave to cook meals
kek, I bet you savages have never made a 2 minute mug cake.
Just don't engage it
>>59954165
>what's with the american infatuation on /brit/?
Brits and aussies are tsun as fuck for us.
the gf
>>59954004
Had a roommate who microwaved her meat, usually chicken breast straight out of the freezer. Absolutely disgusting.
>>59954165
it's only the spastic chavs and bogans, ignore them
>tfw four day weekend
Congratulations, you played yourself.
>>59954188
>microwaved baked goods
nah lad, having a mom who bakes all your life makes you appreciate actual quality.
WHY IS THE WEATHER BEING SO SHITTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hold on dear while I put the chicken in the 'wave x
http://www.overstock.com/guides/how-to-cook-chicken-in-the-microwave
>>59954217
>her
>>59954234
>tfw 4 day weekend in Vegas
>>59954165
it's because you won't stay out of /brit/ reeee
these lads seem like they're having a lot of fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llvt6iDyi4c
>aw the minigun!
the gf
Had a really nice dream last night where I was having a long riverside walk and stumbled upon a hitherto undiscovered Motte and Bailey castle in the woods. There were medieval type people still living in it, cut off from the rest of the world - and I was accepted into their society and happily married to a beautiful blonde peasant woman.
Also got a four day weekend oh yessss
>>59954306
hello fellow guardian reader :^)
fuck it lads it's too risky to take my pyrazolam through airport security
I'm just gonna wait after checking in for as long as possible, neck the pills then go through security and board my plane hopefully before they wear off
>Sales of industrial microwaves spike during the holiday period as Americans struggle to find better ways to cook their turkeys
>tfw almost married an Aussie
Did I dodge a bullet?
>>59954290
keep continuing on whining about how an american infiltrated your anime imageboard hideout spot that one time. sure it'll make a great story to tell your grandkids
I really, really like this image.
>>59954379
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is there any killing in the Lord of the Rings books?
I want to read a book with killing and violence in it.
>be american
>dodge bullets
>>59954379
nah, she dodged the bullet by not marrying some obese in debt american
>>59954379
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>be american
>put gun in microwave
>clap
>>59954405
Tolkien is shit
>>59954411
>be irish
>dodge IRA
>>59954422
>microwave blows up
>go to hospital to get glass removed from gut
>that'll be $25,000 plus tip
>can't get back home because road is blocked by black lives matter protesters
>get shot
microwave's broken and I'm fucking parched lads
>>59954455
what beer is that
also w2c tracksuit
>>59954422
Is there a video of that somewhere? Please say yes.
>Facebook and Microsoft are going underwater.
>The two technology companies announced on Thursday they are to install an undersea cable from the east coast of the US to Spain to help speed up their global internet services.
>The project marks yet another example where technology companies are assuming roles traditionally left to public utilities or the government, and until now undersea cables have traditionally been laid by telecommunications incumbents. Meanwhile, Google continues to expand Fiber, its high-speed internet program, Amazon.com effectively is building its own postal service, Uber is attempting to replace regulated cab companies and Facebook is bringing wireless internet to Africa.
Cyberpunk future is NOW lads
>>59954422
>be british
>use butter knife to butter toast
>spend the night in prison
>>59954496
>be american
>hungry
>hop in car
>drive to chick fil a
>get large meal
>eat it in the car park
>still hungry
>repeat
>>59954188
awesome. what's the name of this? how do you make it?
>>59954512
you forgot
>do food review for youtube
>>59954188
I cook cakes in a big oven with my gf
>>59954480
laffin
Don't go! It's not the same when you're gone. And it's not good to be all alone.
>>59954483
https://youtu.be/zZ7_0U3KIZE
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!
>>59954489
Now all we need is Google to redo our electric system underground and we'll be set.
trying to break the cycle
>>59954520
I remember making this staple of American cuisine awhile back. Same concept, tasted pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxxdIt8BISE
>>59954547
god dammit
>>59954004
I take it you eat a full english breakfast every morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmieAqTG1wI
I microwave shit all the time. Eggs, oats, cheese, frozen veg, coffee, bread and just too much shit to name.
>>59954520
It's really just chocolate cake mixed cooked in a microwave. It's shit but it's quick
>>59954561
That's not a brownie, that's a bloody disgrace.
>be american
>spray cheese
post kettles to keep the yanks out
>>59954588
Not even going to open this image, I'll be sick straight away.
>>59954617
this confuses and enraged the yank
yanks out
Could haem the lot of you with ease
buying friends 10k ea
buying gfs 50k ea
FOY
>>59954660
will trade a gf for your rune full
rosie
nice tea kettles queers
>>59954660
>only 50k
enjoy your slags m8.
>tfw might re-sub to RS
I can never stay away for longer than a year.
>>59954489
>Cyberpunk future is NOW
Are you stupid
We've had undersea cables since like 1940
This confuses the american.
YANKS GO HOME
>>59954691
good post
>>59954561
yum. thanks.
YANKS GO HOME
>he thinks kettles triggers americans
Here in america we drink coffee unlike sissy brits with their tea
YANKS
GO
YANKS
GO
>>59954734
How come nobody kicks out the frenchies?
>>59954736
another thing yanks are unfamiliar with
corrr
can't wait until this baby is ready!
>>59954770
might unironically try making a cuppa in the microwave to see if it's any different
will report back with findings
>>59954760
'Cause we're lovely.
>>59954679
nty
>Fish and chips
>>59954633
>>59954642
>>59954674
>>59954701
>>59954730
>>59954734
>>59954758
are these microwave safe?
>>59954793
enjoy cancer
>>59954793
I'd make sure I'm doing it ironically 2bh.
tfw americans don't understand what this is
It's pretty amazing how much yankposting can bring /brit/ together.
you are all nothing more than prawns in my ocean
this is sad desu
>>59954793
Take pictures x
>>59954749
don't provoke them. the tea kettle is the very last means of self defense for the european and they know how to use it
>>59954799
>the aeropress shill is back
>>59954793
The only downside is that the cup itself heats up too much.
![HR102102[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HwFrjCl.jpg "HR102102[1].jpg")
This is my actual kettle <3
>>59954815
Or this
>>59954027
nigger the fuck is u even talkin bout
>yanks don't know what these are
>>59954808
kek
>>59954825
It's called a skelf in Scotland.
Never heard anyone refer to it as a splinter.
>>59954825
>standardization is bad
alri lads haha
>>59954825
>Change is bad
>>59954749
>ingesting caffeine willingly
pineal gland status: read its last rites
I wonder if an American has ever seen one of these.
>>59954186
mah nigga
Jealous of all these posh kettles desu, mine's a shit plastic Morphy Richards
Actually really dislike Yank cars
>>59954825
>that spelk enclave
PURGE IT
>>59954862
>>59954870
It is
Kill yourselves
>yanks
>>59954825
Interesting
>>59954588
gross as fuck
Yank microwave doors open from the right
and they don't have buttons, it's all automatic
crazy country
>>59954900
>muh fragmented language and slang culture
kys
>>59954933
>his country doesn't even have it's own language
>>59954932
We do everything right, lad.
Unlike the rest of the world.
>>59954949
Spanish isn't it?
been a lot less fedora posts since spiderboo got booted out, nice
This triggers the yank.
What are all these britfags doing in /cum/?
>>59954885
mine is some $8 piece of shit from kmart but its lasted like 3 years
>>59954932
What, they just detect what's inside them and set the time themselves?
>>59954760
good point nigger
>>59954932
yank microwaves only come with one button: freedom. you push it and get instant freedom, ready made freedom in food form
tea for 3?
just a second, let me just pop the 'wave on
you lads are really stretching this microwave meme aren't you.
did you still actually find it funny?
>2016
>Not making your coffee in an Aeropress
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
>>59954965
kek
how many normies have you personally slaughtered
>>59954949
Its*, m8.
>>59954965
Arabic for you right?
>>59954965
borrowed from Spain thus not
do we have an official list of nationalities that are allowed to post in these threads? i feel like we should draw that list up because this is a crucial time in our history and without borders we will be doomed.
sweden is banned right off the fucking bat
>>59954960
>lad
umm, stay in your lane sweetie :) x
>>59954996
äläpä räkytä
>>59954988
*revs microwave*
Do you think I'm joking, punk?
>>59954988
dry up yank enabler
/brit/ memes generally only last a thread before fading into obscurity because that one thread completely ran it into the ground
>>59954979
aha le freedom xD
le balds eagle freedommm xDDDD
abe lincoln, freedoms!!!! muh right to bear arms xDD
Americans love freedom! MURICA! xDD
fuck off you little reddit mong
>>59955029
no because jokes tend to be funny
>>59955024
>Not so räkytä
ah yes
HAHAHAHA, lads
I was looking up Aeropress videos and one of them was made by the Yank and look how he fucking boils the water ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrfkNhcm_w
I'm cracking up here
>>59954989
>2016
>not making coffee in a Soxhlet à la Gale Boetticher
>>59955047
FOY
>>59955045
that's a very reddit post
>>59955048
google translate cannot into Finnish
>be american
>swat team kicks my door down because i forgot to tip the black guy who comes round to fuck my fat wife
>>59955045
9gag
>>59955054
SURELY NOT
>>59955044
>/brit/ memes generally only last a thread
its lasted 2 days mate
>>59955045
reddit as fuck m8
>>59954989
Nah I use instant coffee. No need for expensive Jewish contraptions
tfw americans won't know what this is
>>59955057
is this the lad from breaking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPK0gRdFgI
good song
>>59955093
>expensive
povvo cunt
>>59955093
>instant coffee
youre really taking the piss now
>>59955093
>expensive
they're like £20
you think the microwave is bad, I remember in a kenny v spenny episode kenny heats his water on the fucking hob, and drinks coffee from a glass
that's just wrong
Remember when Farage was laughed at for suggesting the EU will create it's own army? Now our government is acknowledging it's existence by saying they won't join it
>The UK "will never be a part of an EU army" the Government has insisted.
>It comes following reports of a European Union policy paper suggesting the bloc could improve its contribution to security defence.
>A Government spokesman insisted: "The Prime Minister has repeatedly made clear that the UK will never be a part of an EU army.
>"We retain a veto on all defence matters in the EU and we will oppose any measures which would undermine member states' military forces."
>According to The Times newspaper, the EU's foreign policy chief Federica Mogherini will unveil her plans after the 23 June referendum.
>The paper claimed to have seen a draft of the document.
>"The EU can step up its contribution to Europe's security and defence," the draft said.
>"Our external action must become more joined up across policy areas, institutions and member states.
>"Greater unity of purpose is needed across the policy areas making up our external action."
>>59955104
>doubting our coffee culture
>brits talking about coffee
FOY
>>59955093
>expensive
hahaha yanks
>>59955111
>is this the lad from breaking bad
yup
>>59955093
i do this
>coffee
literally FOY you disgusting shits
You only drink coffee to impress your mates
>2016 (current year)
>Not using a Nespresso machine where you can choose from a myriad of different flavours and strengths
ah, yes *sips coffee* it's difficult being surrounded by such uncultured plebians
>>59955126
>and drinks coffee from a glass
I unironically drink my cold-brew'd coffee from a mason jar
>>59955126
>heats his water on the fucking hob
There is literally nothing wrong with this you melt.
>>59955074
THANK YOU!
>coffee culture
>>59955142
don't tawlk to me until i've had my cawffee
>>59955139
really need to re watch that
great series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ-D9atKl7Q
London is dying, what's your opinion on that?
I make coffee on the weekends sometimes and it's ITALIAN actually so fuck off you rancid little runts
>coffee
>coffee
FOY
>this triggers brits
>>59955171
not my capital
>2016
>not winning a Jura coffee machine in a John Lewis raffle (cash value £1300)
you lads are welcome to come round for a 'cuppa joe' any time x
>>59955045
Such a 4chan post
drink a cup of the ol' 'ffee
>>59955104
They call it a French press
lads, i need some help reinventing myself. i've wanted to do it for a while. i'm sick of people looking at me and seeing the pasty-faced autist who doesn't talk to anyone.
here's my plan. i put on my best suit but leave out the tie to create a sort of business-but-also-informal look. i walk into the nearest student bar (i've heard people talk of it, but never seen the inside for myself). i approach the bar and ask the barmistress for a double rum and coke, clean, no ice, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon. that unique order will be what i'm known for. my calling card, perhaps. i'll say it clearly with my booming vibrato voice and everyone will say, "oh! he's here! the mysterious guy is here!" ("the mysterious guy" is what people will call me)
i'll speak low and make statements succinct. i'll walk over to girls, flip a coin in the jukebox, put on something slow and ask them to dance. if they refuse, i'll pull up a seat and chat to them about my life, my times, my thoughts and theories. i've had a lot of time to hone them, being a lone warrior most of my life.
do you think this will make me well known around campus? i only have a year left to make friendships before i graduate.
STOP TALKING ABOUT COFFEE YOU FUCKING CRETINS THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST GIMMICK I HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR
>tea """culture"""
>>59955194
>cuppa joe
FOY
>>59955158
is that second life?
doing a coffee post
>>59955208
(You) bait
kys
> mfw brainless normies near me talk about spending hundreds on electric coffee machines with fucking horrendous proprietary refill sachet things when a moka pot is like £5
'king a cup 'o 'ffee with a slice 'o 'roni 'za and some 'racha to top it off
>>59955220
It's RWBY.
>>59955231
fuck off scot
>2016
>drinking tea
I'm afraid it's time to top yourselves
typical british woman
>>59955231
make us one too pls.
i have mine with 'ilk and 2 'gars
>>59955240
>RWBY
how did they manage to make something look as bad as second life?
>> mfw brainless normies near me talk about spending hundreds on electric coffee machines with fucking horrendous proprietary refill sachet things when a moka pot is like £5
Going to make the gf orgasm
it's kind of sad that internally I believe /brit/ to be the best threads on 4chan, even though I have just looked through this thread and realise that can't possibly be true
>>59955208
>no ice, on the rocks
personal highlight
>>59955258
goo-
>not black
bad post
Just had a cuppa lads
Twinings Everyday Breakfast tea
2 fingers of milk
3 sweeteners
luvly
>>59955265
Have real trouble processing this kink.
>>59955286
Go microwave your head
>>59955229
>is like
FOY
![Mark-Henry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3BN1nMA.jpg "Mark-Henry[1].jpg")
beat him up beat him up
break his neck break his neck
>>59955283
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>>59955286
best of the worst.
But yeah, they tend to run shit into the ground.
But I guess that's just the internet in general.
>>59955318
microwave this
*unzips dick*
/brit/ is a work of art and should be preserved for future generations
Might go down to the harbor and get some lovely fish and french fries
>>59955323
WEUHRRGHGH
>>59955306
>2 fingers of milk
Seems excessive
>>59955286
Have you looked at all the other threads on 4chan?
the bf just sent me this
