that big tower edition
Hey
ah yes, actual brit.
>3 minutes into Peaky Blinders
>already a family of chinks and a nigger preacher
there's me thinking this would make people proud of being British, like Vikings did for the nords.
fighting with a poo at the moment lads. it's hard and dry and doesn't want to come out
>>59951934
If the "African-British" gentleman is the same "Jamaican" man from the previous seasons, then he's chill af
>>59951907
excellent post
>>59951934
It's a good show lad, chill.
Bwana appears like twice for 20 seconds each, and the chinks aren't even a big part of the plot
>>59951934
He's that white hating "poet" that the BBC love to shove in everything. Benjamin Zephy something or other.
He is true scum.
>>59951934
calm down you racist little bender it's too early for all of that
pic of me
hello dudes it is me
let me first tell you about me and my country
1. um.. it fucking rocks bro
2. fuck you and your gay ass army roflmao
3.*does the whip and nae nea* AYYYY
let me tell you about your country
2. you fucking suck
3. lmao dude literally lmaoing ahaha
>>59951934
rorke literally cannot handle seeing an ethnic person on screen
>>59951994
Tyrone.
saw a m8 at lunch, had 2 plasters on his face & neck.
>Why?
>had some moles removed
>lol why?
>because why not, 2300THB (43 quid) for 6 (on his body)
hmm
*honks horn*
how can the rest of the world even compete
>>59952060
these are the type of people who play second-life
>get home from night shift
>log on to /brit/
>north americans are still awake
>>59952060
>my gamer fragged your honour student
>they have a kid
>>59952065
>Darwin
>a person to be proud of
Ah yes, let's just watch nature and spout common sense as some scientific discovery.
>>59952075
As a joke I put a gay pride sticker on my friend's truck before
was the funniest shit ever for like a week since he didn't notice
>>59952084
um dude whaqt the fuck is your problem?
LITERALly fuck lmao @ europoors thinking you can talk with an army as undeveloped as yours
lmfaoing dude honestly
>>59952101
actually pretty accurate but you forgot to call me ahmed
>>59952089
you haven't seen the classic?
>>59952084
keep whining on my american made website tesco twat
>you will never party in a london nightclub in the late 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-88AUqBE0
>>59952113
>Ahmed's plane boats have a ramp
Having a laugh @ that
>>59952093
>darwin
>common sense
you haven't had an original thought since you decided to stick your finger up your asshole while you jerked off
>>59952126
those cunts are so cooked
newsflash DICKWADS
this website is OFFICIALLY american
so FUCK off and pay the respect I DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59951986
>benjamin zephania
fucking hell
I didn't even know he was an actor, he's the one who thinks whites have no place in Britain. How the fuck did he get a spot on a show like that?
>>59952126
Looks dreadful m8.
The 90's were truly a terrible time.
>>59952154
DELET THIS
>>59952126
Almost looks as fun as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIhi8bi39NU
>>59952147
BBC is a double entendre
Morning lads
>>59952116
You don't want to go down that road with us, you have already lost.
you liked the 90's?
let me tell where you're wrong
1. fuck off
>>59952173
Good morning
>>59952180
>>59952116
>>59952084
Shh, no tears now
>>59952147
i know mate i know its a fucking disgrace how much whites are discriminated against in this country, absolute disgrace mate, absolutely
>>59952147
>How did a white hating racist get a role at the BBC
on some pink flats tryna get my feelings back
>>59952147
>Be black with dreads
>talk some pretty basic shit but nothing really profound
>hailed as a visionary genius
every time
>>59952040
I saw you post in the old thread and then delete them
I saw it all
i am going to england, stroud by gloucestershire to birdwatch with my best friend. what's that area of england like?
>>59952190
is that lena headey on the right?
>>59952217
I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling GCHQ agents
>>59952215
>Be black
>Build computer
>Visionary negro scientist at the forefront of black technology
Wew lad.
>Peaky Blinders
>15 minutes in
>a stronk womyn decks a man with a single slap
>>59952232
>Imagine Me & You is a 2005 German-British comedy-romance film written and directed by Ol Parker. It centres on the relationship between Rachel (Piper Perabo) and Luce (Lena Headey), who meet on Rachel's wedding day.
Yeah, actually
>>59952223
the west country is unironically the best part of the UK. its pretty much the shire from LOTR
>>59952223
Cheesy.
>>59952242
>be black
>build clock that looks like a bomb
>be hailed as the future of the US technology sector
>move to Yemen to complete your education
>>59952243
Series 2 features Bane.
>>59952243
You're gonna lose it when Tommy and the lads go to London.
>>59952264
>he is a homosexual
>>59952257
>>59952223
I live there!
It's very nice, you chose a good place to birdwatch. You going to Westonbirt Arboretum or something?
>>59952308
>13 year old makes nuclear reactor
that's pretty cool desu
reminder that the UK is a US colony
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_military_bases
>>59952368
Reminder that Sweden is a Somali colony
>>59952324
I don't understand the implication of this post.
>local corner shop is hiring a manager
>am a manager interested in switching to retail manager so inquire
> £7.45 an hour
Looooooooool what kind of """""""""manager"""""""" would work for that? That's close to min wage.
I make 28k as a manager.
>59952368
good post
Can't give you a (You) though
>>59952364
don't believe everything you read, m8 :^)
>>59952308
Pfft, that's nothing.
>>59952376
good post
>>59952382
who cares cunt mind your business
>>59952382
You realise that "manager" of a corner shop means opening up at 5am, bitching at the newspaper delivery guys if they send the wrong number of papers, and making sure the paperboys don't nick any sweets, right?
I did that job in Year 10
>>59952393
good thing i googled it before i posted that to make sure it was real.
>>59952397
Is that some sort of nigger paper? Every story is about blacks.
>>59952376
reminder that the UK has the largest somali community in europe
>>59952397
wtf is going on in the bottom right? placeholder accidentally left in?
>>59952308
I unironically want to knee that little paki in the face. Also, if I had a pound for every time he wore that shitty NASA t shirt in public I could buy a house in Zone 1.
>>59952412
>Britain's top black weekly
>right at the top of the page
I dunno m8
>>59952412
>britain's top black weekly
gee i dunno anon it's a mystery
>>59952412
>Britain's top black weekly
haven't a clue
>>59952330
nah, we're leaching off of a few other friends who are taking a trip to london for their first time. they have friends in stroud, england that we're staying with for a night. a buddy and i are going to stay in gloucestershire and hike/birdwatch for warblers/meet the locals
>>59952382
how many hours a month do you work?
>>59952243
Watch the Long Good Friday
Best London gangster film
>>59952410
And hire and fire staff. And do payroll. And do any HR or disipinaries. And manage the budget.
>>59952425
I didn't see that mate, I don't see colour.
>>59952451
what day you going?
I have friends in stroud too, we could go yank bashing together?
>>59952455
>And hire and fire staff. And do payroll. And do any HR or disipinaries. And manage the budget.
No, that's what the asian-British owner does. You're there to flog ciggies and corral the paperboys
>>59952451
Are you local?
>>59952451
>leaching
STOP THIS MEME ITS A DIFFERENT WORD WHEN ITS SPELLED LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Why are the scots so determined to leave
whats wrong with them
>>59952509
Why do they want to leave and then join the eu?
>>59952525
cos we're not bullies like you
>>59952509
I want a united Britain
inb4 English Democrats
>>59952493
thank you denmark half-way across the globe for correcting my drunken typo. truly a glorious time we live in
>>59952525
leave the UK
Reminder that if the eu referendum vote was only among white English it would be around 70% leave.
Scots, Welsh, Northern Irish and other non whites are heavily stay.
>>59952509
>/brit/ endlessly bitch about scots
>they then whine when they get a chance to leave them
The UK is dead lad, let it go.
>>59952525
Our economy runs on subsidies. The EU gives subsidies and England are funding us less with subsidies.
>>59952525
It's probably just more scare mongering bought and paid for by lobbying groups.
>>59952568
I don't give a shit what they do, but clearly they are better off with our money funding their shit and making them relevant
>>59952559
but you can't prevent scots and welsh from voting unless you want to make england independent. you're either too scared to do that or too heavily cucked by the UK government.
>>59952605
>I don't give a shit what they do
>but I care about their relevancy
Your contradicting words say otherwise.
>>59952475
we'll be there mid august. you outta come to america!
>>59952568
I know that as a jf you are stupid and specifically as an American you are an expert who knows everything, but as people actually living here you are so stupid.
>>59952637
>>but I care about their relevancy
he didn't say that you thick cunt
>>59952637
I'm saying from their point of view, I don't understand why they would want to leave
fuck off you stupid yank cunt
Why do people get so pissed off when you treat them the same way they treat you?
>>59952525
small countries are more keen on cooperation since they have less power to dominate on their own
big countries get pissed off too easily when they can't rule the roost
>>59952639
This area is dangerously short of mosques.
>>59952645
>you're an asshat
alri
>>59952648
He obvious cares enough to wonder about it.
>>59952651
Because they want to be their own country?
I know you Brits have a hard time wrapping your head around the idea of freedom after-all.
>>59952654
People are twats, you, me, this twat.
>>59952694
America isn't that much different with your state system you do realise?
>>59952705
>bitch about americans for telling you about your country while doing the same
wew
It's entirely different.
>>59952694
This post is bait, I'm nipping it in the bud right now.
Everyone needs to ignore it.
>>59952705
the US is very different from the EU. their union holds sovereignty not the states and their states are more equal therefore keen to cooperate.
need my nozzle gobbled
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07czwhx/how-should-i-vote-the-eu-debate
Catching up with this lads.
It's killing me.
>>59952732
cant blame him, lizzie olsen is a fucking gem and a half
>>59952738
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
>>59952738
Was going to watch it yesterday but forgot. Cheers for reminding me.
Remember
any of you lads want to have a go with me sis?
>>59952651
>fuck off you stupid yank cunt
i can't wait until you take your inevitable holiday to america and mistakenly call a southerner a yank.
>>59952777
want one of those hats tbqh
>>59952777
Why is her hat backwards, and why are you calling her your sister when it's quite clearly a trap
>mfw non white brits are allowed to vote in the referendum
>>59952730
not talking about the EU, talking about Scotland > UK
>>59952725
are you drunk? you literally aren't reading my posts
>>59952784
I have the white with gold lettering one and I wear it everywhere
>>59952782
>mistakenly
This weird yank meme needs to end, you are all yanks and have all been yanks long before your little civil purse fight.
You have no right to try and change your name, yank.
>>59952757
Already watched it la.
>>59952798
Not you specifically, just a lot of brits love to do this.
>Donald Trump wins enough delegates to secure Republican presidential nomination at July convention - AP count
ID'Z HABEEBING!!...!
>>59952796
>non whites
>brits
cuck
>>59952782
Yes, because my demeanour on an image board is exactly the same as in real life
fucking retarded slack jawed yokel
>>59952817
good lad
>>59952784
I was going to buy one of the red ones but the Amazon supplier either ran out or stopped selling them in Europe.
>>59952824
>sweden
>>59952821
>>59952807
>You have no right to try and change your name, yank.
you should read up on the history of the word yank. it's what the dutch used to call you all back when you took their manhattan seaports
going to work bye
>>59952821
He bought the election years ago.
Why do you people think this is a surprise?
>Charlotte Nisbet and her boyfriend Jay Arkell - both aged 24 - were forced to move back in with his parents in east London, as they could not afford to rent by themselves.
>Both of them are in work, but could not afford the £650 a month to rent a one-bedroom flat.
>Instead they pay £100 each to Jay's parents.
A working couple can't afford £650/month? Fuck off BBC.
>>59952831
yeah might have to ask my m8 in the US to get me one. the official ones from trumpies website don't shit to australia haha
>>59952805
minimal connotations here tbqh just looks swaggy
>>59952853
have a nice day
multiculturalism is disgusting
>>59952853
Have a nice day
>>59952851
I just told you I am well versed in the history of the word, yank. If you are claiming too as well then you would know that your own post was a load of bollocks.
>>59952126
where are all the people of colour?
>>59952857
>Why do you people think this is a surprise?
Because we're not Americans and aren't obsessed with the minutiae of your politics. We just like the habeebings
>>59952858
>cost of living in major cities are at an all time fucking high
>better invite more immigrants to drive up demand!
>>59952828
Haha, yeah. ;)
So, what are you up to today? You free later?
>>59952858
They either have shit jobs or think they're entitled to a brand new BMW, the woman buys too many clothes and they eat out every other day.
I work part time and could afford that.
>>59952826
>i only act like a coward online so i don't have to in actual social environments that mean anything
i should be taking you seriously
>>59952876
Yes, yes it is.
>>59952898
>and they eat out every other day
They're living the FRIENDS 20-something lifestyle in one of the most expensive cities in the world
>>59952858
Yeah that's ridiculous.
They either work part time or chose to move back in to save.
650 for a one-bed flat is cheap too, must have been a shit hole.
>>59952915
Exactly. I know it shouldn't but it honestly irritates me that menial wage workers think they're entitled to live like the cast of FRIENDS.
haven't done a spliff in a year lads
>>59952858
read the article then dimwit, they give you the clue.
"She cannot foresee being able to get a place of their own in the near future. "I'm pessimistic. On our current salaries, no way. If we did, we wouldn't be able to eat out or go on holiday.""
So they are shown as being the selfish twats they are, rather than making a go of their lives and accepting you start hard and work up, they decided to give up and live like kings on their 450 pound a month they save. Hardly condoning them is it.
>>59952878
>I am well versed in the history of the word, yank.
Sure thing, yank
>>59952897
for you? yes.
The swede spammer doesn't really bother me, but I don't get why he does it.
Can anyone explain, without using the world autist/autism?
I live the 'friends' lifestyle in London, sans friends.
>mfw Indian
>>59952871
You can't buy one unless you're an American citizen because it's technically a campaign contribution
>>59952990
he's autistic
>>59952990
Mental disability.
>>59952964
>Takes one to know one
And with that the game is over, yank.
>>59952998
Indians are the most powerful race in the world
>>59952981
Haha, where to then babe?
It al keeps tumbling down tumbling down
>>59952957
>couldn't eat out or go on holiday
ah yes, so I was right and I didn't even read the article. I know people like this, their social media looks super interesting and makes them appear wealthy but they never actually have money. They're probably praying his parents die so they get their house. Cunts.
>bathing in the holy waters of the ganges
>>59952990
His NTR fetish is spiraling out of control.
>>59953008
you just admitted to being a yank and you somehow think you've won the argument
>>59953047
Typical Swedish couple
She's got a really nice body, but in the movie she looked fat as fuck
what the hell
>>59953084
this is in britain
>>59953086
me on the left
>>59953103
ching chong xhao ping
>59953093
Why are you even implying British "girls" are a thing worth caring about anyways?
>>>/gif/8629177
me lads
>>59953111
nice trips
>>59953131
mummy
>>59953093
>fat bird wearing a choker
bit ew
just done a poo
>>59953132
>following kids around photographing them
>police car in the last photo
oh dear
>>59953138
WANT TO CUMMY NEED MUMMY
>>59953146
your poo is being eaten by an abo family in alice springs living near a sewage pipe . aussie privilege
The name's Bond .... Jane Bond
Reminder that it's your duty as an honourable /brit/-poster to report spamming of any kind.
>>59953176
The names James Bond .... James Bond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqR-GZKZSY
who /downwiththeclown/ here?
>>59953174
jerking off over this if im honest
>tfw you're so ugly they don't even notice you taking pictures of them
>>59953198
Kill yourself.
The name's Bond .... Jamal Bond
>>59953210
Rorke.
>>59953210
I hope he kills more doors.
This song is about a guy cheating on his wife.
Huh.
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF CAMPUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdOPZrxfbVM
Is this how you get down with the kids today, dubstep and black girl with nice boobs stretching?
alright boys. pierce brosnan was the best james bond and i encourage anyone to debate that
that's just par for the course
>>59953270
>>59953270
He was the best Bond but he wasn't in the best flicks, imho.
>>59953238
>*off our campus
>tfw aussies can't understand fat american english
>>59953252
my test was a piece of piss, only question I had to answer was ''how do you tell if you brake lights aren't working'' and had to do a reverse park (haven't done a parallel park in the 7 years i've had my licence)
>>59953291
Brits and aussies are weird with plural nouns.
>>59953306
I'm praying for reverse park. If they make me do reverse round a corner I might cry
>>59953270
How do you debate an irrevocable fact?
>>59953289
Hello /tv/.
>>59953291
Isn't that what she says though?
>>59953312
fuck off cunt, want to know whats weird?
you lot microwaving your water for tea
>>59953321
>reverse park
Fuck, meant parallel park, fucking hate that reverse corner shit. No way I'm lucky enough to get turn in the road
Hello - yes, operator? There are Americans in my thread again
>>59953348
Force projection. Learn it.
>>59953340
>you lot microwaving your water for tea
>implying we drink sissy juice
And nah, we use hotshots for our coffee la.
>>59953270
if you were born between 1987 and 1992, sure
gonna go weigh myself brb
Is Alexis Texas the hottest woman in the world?
I think yes
>>59953372
Nothing wrong with tea you philistine.
*revs microwave*
installed this yesterday baby, want some tea?
>>59953364
how about you kill yourself you brooding mass of angry irrelvance
>not passing your test on your first try
Lmao, simply lmao.
>>59953336
Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>59953394
>sissy chink drinks
catching up on pop music
this is a belter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q
>>59953406
>Australian banter
>>59953384
80's bond was god awful
>>59953412
Getting plastic surgery, seducing the space pope andkilling best Dax because space Satan told you to is pretty wrong
>59953415
*draws katana*
you will regret this day
>>59953430
>best Dax
let me tell you why you're all fucking nerds
1. god bless america
2. you fcuing hahahahahah you fucking drink tea my dude honestly lmao
3. hahahahahahhaha nice army bro lol
4. it's called [insert military term learned from a youtube video] ... google it....... jesus.....
>he uses an electric kettle to heat water
why yes i do wear large shorts
better thank drinking some SISSY BEVERAGE
CHINESE BONER PILLS WORK GREAT "LUNG LEADER" TAKE TWO AND YOU WILL FUCK LIKE GOD ON COCAINE AND VIAGRA ONLY LAMAR ODOM ON ACID AND SHROOMS
>>59953456
here's the american (you) you wanted
Yank """""humour""""" is atrocious. Why do they even post here? Try putting your electronics in the microwave next time so I don't have to see your annoying, unfunny posts. Fat bastards.
>59953497
bad post
