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greatest continent on the planet-edition
post cute
Come on boys, move to the rhythm! Get up and dance! That's it, come on now, just shake your booty to the beat!
>>59951828
BABY
A
B
Y
>>59951809
You know what to do m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g
>highest murder rate
>Theres only two non third world countries
>Poverty
>Shitskins
>>59951864
>he doesnt watch MANime
>there are cute canadians doing cute things RIGHT NOW
>you aren't there to doing it with them
Just kill me senpai.
>>59951826
>thought the egyptians were black
>>59951872
>not even 10 minutes old and limeys are already triggered
Porn.
Post your state/provincial bird, my lad buds
Here in B.C. we got the Steller's Jay
cute little motherfucker 2bh
>>59951906
Limeys built your country
Yank scum
>>59951948
No our ancestors did, not yours.
>>59951948
limeys set up colonies along not even 75% of the eastern seaboard. Westward expansion was entirely american-doing (with help from France)
>>59951926
>mfw pornfolder is 97 gigs
>NOT counting the image and webm folder
No matter what I do, I can't stop grooving
>>59951948
Nah, people who decided Britain was a shithole built our nation. Besides most whites in the US are German, Anglo-Americans are a small minority of whites.
>>59951939
We don't have a province bird, but the bird of the year is the european goldfinch.
Good evening friends
>>59951899
u could b
>>59951992
>bird of the year
What do you mean by that?
>>59951845
>surely relying on the word of God
Who are you to say what god said and what he didn't? What gives you that authority?
>>59951957
>>59951970
>I'm not a limey because I was born in x
Deluded new world scum
>>59951987
>All the German states in America are shitholes full of animal fuckers
>>59952017
people born in the continental united states are not limeys, yes. If they were limeys, they wouldve been born in england
>>59951974
That was an old image. Here's the current one.
>>59952017
Our ancestors chose to remove themselves from your gene pool hundreds of years ago, you aren't related to them in any meaningful way
Today my assistant manager took me aside and basically said I'm being singled out by the new store manager that I need to work better. I know they're going to fire me if I don't find another job quick. I hate working at this place. I'm literally the only one who doesn't spend 40 minutes of my shift shooting off my gums
>>59952037
What kind of porn do you have?
>>59951899
the ""cute""posting canadians are a bunch of horny gay immigrants. You've been warned.
>>59951951
:)
>>59951998
h-how?
>>59951996
if you're not here to get FUNKY, then get the fuck out!
>>59952008
Some organization here selects a new bird to set the focus on. In german it's Vogel des Jahres, so the bird of the year.
>>59952039
>>59952030
>We moved to X so we aren't related to you in anyway
Pedro detected
>>59952071
>british """"people"""" literally have no comprehension of place of origin
wew
>>59952056
All kinds. Videos, webms, pics, doujins, comics, gifs.
>>59952071
Like most american's I'm a mutt.
I love how brits can't cope with the fact that they aren't relevant to us anymore
>>59952067
'Set the focus' in what respect? Like, conservation efforts and shit or just "hey look at this fuckin bird for a year"?
>>59952071
>be 5% British
>You guys are all pure blooded Brits and anyone who disagrees with me is a filthy Spic
If Britain is so great what happened to the vaunted Royal Navy and the Jewel of the Empire?
>>59952086
A dog born in a stable is not a horse
You'll always be a limey Andrew
>>59952087
All kinds implies illegal kind
Who /donewithfinals/ here?
>>59952114
>born on the west coast
>west coast was at no point in time under british rule
Who /dancing like there's no tomorrow/ here?
>>59952131
Finished a few weeks ago, feels good Feel like I did good on a chemistry exam that was a real pain for me
>>59952131
Here, finally
>>59952111
>What is Utah
>What is New England
>What is Idaho
>>59952092
>>59952111
>It's n Americans are proud of betraying they're closest ally in Europe episode
We shouldn't have ttusted you tbvh
>>59952131
>>59952175
these posts were made by literal highschoolers
>>59952131
1 week more.
Fuck my life.
>>59952114
Weren't you just in here the other day talking big shit about muh heritage? You ain't fooling nobody, Nige.
>>59952140
I guess you're a Mexican according to your logic then
>>59952179
>>It's n Americans are proud of betraying they're closest ally in Europe episode
you betrayed yourself bud
>>59952199
you're looking for spaniard. But no, you're still wrong
>>59952195
Oh don't you start this crap leaf boy we even share the same queen
>>59952184
Is it funky in here, or is it just me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMiiDlHPpZQ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we fucking hate you limeys haha America is a German country
>God bless the founding fathers
Americans...
>>59952172
>>59952175
Congrats friends!
>>59952192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
>>59952185
I'm at a low tier CC m8
>>59952192
just ended today
feels good man
>>59952225
I ain't starting anything.
I just recognize your shit
t. Ruse Cruise Pro™
hehe
>>59952273
threadly reminder Bell literally never did anything wrong
>>59952253
You okay there dad? You want a nuke to help clear you up of what's plaguing ya?
Stop replying to the "Brit"
>>59952304
>calling UK dad
>>59952322
better than replying to the literal children talking about school
>>59952336
>You have ""bantered"" on here with literal highschoolers
where did my life go so wrong that this is where I spend free time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvqZL4TBEGg
This has to be the most "North American" thing I've heard in a while.
>>59952414
$0.02 has been deposited into your bank account
>>59952431
Canadians do not use pennies.
I'm afraid I've come down with a horrible case of NIGHT FEVER
>>59952414
this is some miserable coon shit man
is it justifiable to steal one of your roommates cookies if he's been an asshole all year?
>>59952488
Let's party!
>>59952516
Do you think that will solve the problem?
>>59952505
Canadian coonsong, spic singing. Got a bit of each cuntry in it.
>>59952539
no, but IM hungry and I want a cookie
>>59952516
>stealing precious cookies
Be the bigger man anon
>tfw my grandfather came directly from Spain to America and I'm treated like some illegal native American Mestizo because of my name
>>59952557
I hope you're extremely hungry because I'm cumming in your shampoo if you steal my cookie
>>59952576
jokes on you, I need a new bottle anyway
>>59952570
no you aren't, you're treated equally you just look for an excuse as to why life is hard.
>>59952288
Who would ever think that in the first place?
>>59952591
I'm not going to tell you about it until I need to vent months later
>>59952603
/a/ thinks she cucked k1
>>59952623
How so? Because she didn't offer up that ass?
Danced myself dizzy, so no more grooving for tonight. Goodnight lads, perhaps I'll get FUNKY in my dreams as well
>>59952414
>drake
Right in the trash.
>>59952663
because the writer literally pulled a "she was controlling you the entire time" subplot out of her ass despite earlier bits completely contradicting it
Post normie songs that you actually like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybo4QvKVHoE
>>59952712
Hol up was this in the series or the movies?
>>59952767
the manga
>tfw you run out of bud but you manage to scrounge up one last dirty toke from the bottom bag
What are you listening to mates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Hq9U3kwWU
who tf up
>>59952808
>Americans but their weed pre grinded
>>59952837
ITS LIT
>>59952816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixzD-wzxUEQ
im up
but im goin to bed so i can wake up early and smoke weed b4 ppl come home
pce buds
>>59952868
Degenerate
>>59952727
I like this song.
https://youtu.be/8hc6egaAUjI
>>59952837
I really should go to bed, but I think to myself, so I want to miss out on real posting hours?
>>59952793
Oh shit I didn't get that far into the manga but I finished all the shows and movies.
t. secondary
>>59952891
It's 9am here...crazy to think I am talking to the past!!! :O
How's it going "back there" ;-)
after 27 years of ignoring fruit I am just about to finish my second week of eating a banana for breakfast every day
It's still a weird feeling to me, like its something unnatural. I can't just bite and swallow (some people eat bananas really fast) I always have to chew and think about how it's a banana I am eating
But fug give me some chips or snacks and I'll down a bag in 5 minutes.
I need to learn to accept fruit as something normal lol
>>59952839
Do they really?
what are some other good moody jazz artists/songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-jsW61e_-w
>>59952958
>after 27 years of ignoring fruit
>>59952969
They literally buy the residue from plucking the buds
>>59952958
Okay, that is interesting.
>>59952969
Stop
>>59952917
It's like 3 in the morning and for some reason I keep finding myself fucking around on my phone instead of having a better sleep schedule, otherwise, pretty comfy desu, nice and quiet. how about you?
>>59952958
>after 27 years of ignoring fruit
Go away old man.
>>59952973
The only time I bought fruit before that was when I had my first gf and bought some strawberries. Thought it would be romantic to have them with whipped cream lmao
>>59952993
I'm on breakfast break at work right now :-)))
>>59952992
stop what?
>>59951926
>>59951974
>2016.5
>Still downloading porn
When's your hip replacement going to arrive, grandpa?
>>59952407
I think you mean where did it go so RIGHT
>>59952971
Here you go. https://youtu.be/2A0wGO3c2T8
>>59952517
I hate gommunism but I unironcally think Lenin was a pretty cool dude, just misguided
Socialism was still a fresh idea at the time and all Lenin wanted to do was stop the oppression of the working man.
Of course, then Stalin got """""elected"""" and everything went downhill from there (although since it was socialism it was going to fail anyway, Stalin or no)
>>59953049
>breakfast break
What is that?
>Guerrero
what went wrong?
>>59953192
Have you done some research into the life of Lenin?
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT
>>59953212
Break from 9-9:20 to have breakfast
>>59953180
not quite what I was thinking but not bad
>>59953275
How about this? https://youtu.be/V8goep7fVXk
>>59953246
My friend could play that shit on expert, I always thought it was crazy
>>59953241
Dem mueve panzas mafias.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V07iQ85naw
>>59953192
>>59953243
>>59952517
stalin did nothing wrong
>>59953243
Hey, you dig deep enough into anyone's life and you're bound to find something you don't want to see
>>59953338
yee, like that, I like it
>>59953464
That is not what I was getting at. I wanted to know if the are truly admirable things that Lenin did.
>>59953501
the revolution and get rid of the retarded tsar
>>59952095
It's kind of a mix of both. They actually try to get people to care for these birds, but it doesn't even get mentioned in the news.
eat shit, all of you
can u tell me a bedtime story /cum/-chan
>>59953630
There was once a country on fire, it burned for 100 days but the land's king was too busy smoking weed to stop the fire
The End
>>59953501
He saved le jews from Tsar Nicholas's persecution
>>59953580
The tsar got executed by a god's chosen person ;^)
>>59953630
I'll drive the fuck out to Delta tonight and put you to sleep, pajeet. Gimme 45 minutes.
>>59953580
YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CAN NOT WITHSTAND THE COLOSSUS OF THE PROLETARIAT.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vs4JvQ9cwB
Bros I just had some passionate sex with a trap. Holy fuck when I met her I couldn't even tell it was a boy. We cuddled and watched an episode of true detective after.
/rant
Inb4 fag
I'm bi and I love fucking twinks every once in while too.
Mexican here
good morning /cum/ crew
>>59953714
Damn that looks like it'd be a sick Metal Gear boss
WW2 MGS with The Boss as the protag when?
>>59953747
>A Mexican in Sweden
explain
>>59953735
>her
>I'm bi
No anon I think you're just gay
>>59953747
Did you sneak in posing as a "Syrian" refugee? Some Mexicans do look arab
>>59953735
Nice. I wish I had the courage to try this
>>59953735
That's REAL fuckin gay
>>59953783
It slipped. And I meant he. I get pussy too buddy. I just like fucking things I find attractive and sometimes it's guys.
Send help.
>>59953805
if they're cute and it feels good then who cares anyway.
>I just like fucking things I find attractive and sometimes it's guys.
Still rather sick, lads. Its getting annoying
>>59953706
ill leave my window open 4 u
we can cuddle
>>59953778
vacation, buddy. going to go down to Denmark, Germany, Switzerland and Italy later.
>>59953784
while that is true, no I did not sneak in. you don't have to sneak into countries
>>59953735
Show him
59953843
>imatating brit posting.
You're probably a virgin too lel
>>59953850
I hope you're always sick all the time.
please get better
>>59953873
How are people treating you?
>Read the TV tropes page for Portlandia after finishing the show
>Don't get half of what they're referencing because I was high as shit every time I watche the show
Well, at least It'll be like watching it for the first time if I ever decide to give it another go.
>>59953873
Have you impregnated many aryan wimmin with your filthy mestizo cock for the glory of la raza?
>>59953899
>hope you're always sick
w-why
>>59953873
It was just some bants friendo. Mexicans are alright in my book.
>59953843
>>imatating brit posting.
>You're probably a virgin too lel
>>59953913
He probably forget the comma which made that statement sound offensive.
>>59953913
Fucking lmao I meant to say *never my bad latvia
>brags about fucking a man up the ass
>calls other people virgins when they make fun of him
>doesn't recognize vaping fedora gimmick
>59953929
>I use proxies and le hat meme
>>59953943
Oh, thanks haha
>if more than one anon makes fun of me it must be one guy switching proxies
>59953974
>he's this butthurt.
Its like I fucked you in the ass
>
Guess who just had sex with his tulpa.
>he doesn't make his letters green
The only hurt butt is that of the mentally ill motherfucker you just got finished sodomizing.
>Guess who just had sex with his tulpa
>>59953901
well I met a cute girl already at a bus stop, she was really sweet to me. exchanged info. other than that no one acknowledges us lol
>>59953905
nope
>>59953915
cheers amigo
>I quote every post and that makes me morally and intellectually superior.
>>59954181
Teach me a Swedish word.
>it's almost 4:30
>on May 27th
Where does the time go
>>59954202
Good feet position, but I think could still take him on.
>Good feet position, but I think could still take him on.
>>59954238
Time goes by slower if you're actually doing something with your life be it school or job.
>>59954289
>tfw parent and time goes by like a rocket
>>59954325
>Parent
Shoudn't you be asleep instead of posting anime on a DPRK card collection IRC?
>>59954325
The older you are the faster time goes by. Since an hour means less with every year that you're alive.
Vsauce is total shit but sometimes he does explain some theorys and myths quite well. Although for every good video there's 10 that are shit.
>>59954394
Oh no is Gondola kill
>>59954394
It's different when you have children, though.
>>59954444
>Tfw off by 1111
>>59954444
Checked
>>59954228
surströmming
It's a smelly fish dish
>>59954574
So in other words you're mom xDDD
Rekt status
(x)Chekt
(_)dreck
What's worse to run into at night, a dindu banger or a full blown cholo chicano?
>>59954638
This is a no bully zone.
>>59954697
Global Rule #3
>>59954697
Cholo chicanos can be bro tier but niggers gonna nig
>>59954444
You'd have to be looking for trouble to run into either at night.
I'd say dindu since they're more unpredictable.
>>59954762
>pulling your pants all the way down to take a leak
>>59954638
wew
>>59955032
Sorry, we dont speak arabic.
>>59955106
>that post gets deleted
>but these are still up
>>59954697
>>59954724
>>59954762
What does your state google search?
>>59955227
what's wrong with asking about a confrontatian between a cholo and basketball american? That's actually some semblance as to what international exchange should look like.,
>>59955260
>Where is the internet?
this cant be real
>>59955304
>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?
and
>What is satire?
are my favorite
>>59955260
Apparantly it's currently Erdoğan.
>>59955260
>What is Wyoming
the main character of the film bladerunner really looks like Al Bundy from married with children
>>59955304
The questions were thought up by that real estate company and the states which had the highest amount of people searching the same thing got that label. Those are not the most frequent searches and you should probably use Zillow instead.
>>59955260
>why does everyone hate florida?
>Florida
http://ktla.com/2016/05/06/florida-man-shoots-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger-police/
Hand over the tanks or this guy dies
>every summer ends up too hot for me to sleep
>always end up staying up for long amounts of time with little sleep
I REALLY hate this meme.
I honestly feel like crying
>>59956022
I can only give you one. Now let him go.
>>59956097
Sleep in the bathtub with ice cubes.
>>59956097
>too poor for AC
>>59956351
I have AC and a fan on
it doesn't help
>>59956298
Three
not a wehraboo, but does anyone else love the mp 40?
Good morning
>>59956296
It's going to be alright lad. There isn't anything wrong with crying, it's a nice release.
>>59956558
Deal if you throw in some IFV
>>59956526
>It's going to be alright lad.
how do you know
>>59956697
Things are always alright sometimes and bad sometimes. It's going to be alright, because it can't be bad forever. It isn't going to be good forever either. Life is variance
>>59956765
thank you
Yaada~
>>59956673
*nods in agreement*
>TFW need to update passport because mine expired years ago
>The process is longwinded and confusing as fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59956398
maybe try turning it on?
XDDD BUMPZ
Fucking lazy ass niggers sleeping in
Utterly shameful if you wake up later than 9AM
Hello
>>59960448
This
>Really want a femboy or trap bf
>They are all in Canada
>No one wants an online relationship
Is there anything worse than living in the South? I can't even find people to play or talk about weebshit with.
>>59960448
>eat fast food everyday
>drink energy drinks
how has this guy not blown up like a balloon?
>>59961061
You're welcome to leave any time you want faggot
im on a diet and just ate a rack of ribs for breakfast because i have no control.
Somebody bully me
>>59961061
>>They are all in Canada
not all of them anon
wont see many in the south tho
>>59961275
tubby
do NOT bully this anon!
>>59961275
>>59961061
traps are bad
>>59961370
>cute (1246).jpg
>>59961275
Were they good?
>>59961370
this
Nothing but a ruined cute boy
>>59961625
entirely unappealing
what are you getting at
>>59961370
Where you been lad
>>59961666
>>59961686
>
>>59961738
he killed himself for a reason
next
>>59961778
>
>>59961738
Looks like a dude in a wig and dress
Because that's what it is
>>59961809
>be japanese
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>>59961809
literally a flat girl
no redeeming features
Just think
Every decision we make affects gets which is what makes them truly magical. This post is changing what will be the 60 million get just as every other decision made by /int/ users has influenced every get after hitting submit. Those nights where you decided to stay up and shitpost, that has a drastic effect on future gets. Truly a magical and amazing occurrence. At least something you and I do matters
>>59961972
ak mans dievs, tik dziļa doma!!
>>59961926
could be worse
still low-tier at best
>>59961972
cool
>>59962043
How Bout u post a cute trap
>>59962358
not possible
MAGA
weeeee posting Latvia and you cant stop me
>>59961433
Fucking delicious m8
Had a dream that a lot of hot teachers were subtly trying to get me to fuck them
who the gosh darn heck is awake at this hour?
>>59963104
good morning german lad
average american in cancun
>>59961972
Yea I think about this sometimes, whenever there's a good get I think about how if I even spared ONE shitpost it would've been totally different
It's a beautiful thing
>>59963104
Been awake since 4:30 am PST, passed out at 7:30 pm last night.
It's p nice, don't even have to go into work until 9 PM, just doing laundry, dishes and other neglected things.
>>59963433
Whoops, don't have to go in for work until 9 AM.
>miss entire /cum/ threads while at work
>now about to go to sleep, will barely have time for gym before work again
g-good night /cum/
at least i'm not NEET
donuts or her toes?
i already made up my mind about what i'd prefer inside my mouth...
>>59964274
Donuts you weirdo
>>59964274
Those toes look nasty
>>59964347
results just came in and you're gay sorry
>>59964274
DONUTS are amazing !
i don't know if i should rub one off or not
>german footfag
>>59964951
> a leaf
>>59964974
>a ruskie
Why does the worst russian post here
>>59964951
Good Morning My Friend
Why do Americans sleep so long?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqjYhbGFc4Q
Wake up music
WAKE UP AMERICUTIES
I am awake please stop shouting
>>59965748
make a new thread will ya
you mean to say the worst*
>>59965788
Oh, hi Kim.
World War 3 when?
Everybody DANCE NOW
>>59965942
dub dub dubdubdub
>>59965788
O shit, best Korea waddup!
