1. Cunt
2. Age
3. What do you do with home intruders?
>>59951116
1. Azerbaijan.
2. 30.
3. I invite them for a cup of tea.
>>59951116
Why/how would that even happen? I dont hang out with junkies.
>>59951116
Why are americans so fucking obsessed with home intruders? We get it, you like guns.FUCK
>>59951116
>1. Flag
>2. 24
>3. Call the police and hide under the bed
I have nothing worth stealing, I'd simply wait till they get out
18
State of the art multi-billionaire dollar security system
>>59951116
24
>not living in an affluent part of town
>>59951116
1. Romania
2. 16
3. Call the police and hide in the closet
>>59951248
what happend to the katana?
who is this semen summoner
i have nothing worth stealing so i give them coffee and tell them which flat is worth breaking into
>>59951116
if i had a gun id shoot them
i dont though so id grab a knife and stab them or summit
>>59951116
>Switzerland
>26
>I think you might be in the wrong apartment. Was the door open?
1. Canadia
2. 18
3. Grab gun and perform citizens arrest
1. US
2. 23
3. People don't try to rob my house because I have a security system and a dog.
>>59951793
Right? Holy fuck each and every one of you. Not only was this not a serious post but I set up the joke for someone else to knock it out of the park. What do you faggots do? You hide in the god damn closet like a fucking faggot. What do you do? What do you do? You blast them in the face repeatedly with your semen. Get it? GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Fuck all of you
1. Finland
2. 26
3. stab
>home intruders
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""first""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" world
>>59951940
dont blame me for your tiny penis
small zealand
28
I don't get home intruders coz I don't live in fuckin' otara
Republic of Repeating Digits
nothing, never experienced home invasion because I don't live in a shithole
giver her option to redeem herself plus tax which includes riding my horse..
lock myself in my room and hope that he doesn't hurt his back lifting heavy things or tumble down the stairs and sue me
flag
20
pray to god they kill me
20
Sing fado
>>59951116
flag
22
lolwhat
Take a guess
>>59951116
Tenochtitlan
23
Rape
>>59951116
>1. Flag
>2. 24
>3.Shoot him/her and hope the state doesnt rape me to hard for daring to protect my life/stuff
