How do I get a Kentuckian gf?
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>>59947263
1. be white
2. flirt with kentucky grills
3. ???
4. Profit!
>>59947309
> Be christian af
>>59947309
Face Height Frame
Just be an ignorant person, otherwise known as a Christian.
>>59947263
Be related to them
>>59947377
how do i get a ukian gf?
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>>59947377
They're most likely Lutheran, dipshit.
>>59947263
Haven't you heard her voice? Instant boner killer, yall
>>59947263
kill yourself
Why would you want a hillbilly gf
>>59947377
5/5
>>59947263
By going to all the youngster church events and beating a nonviolent chad at winning her affection which I know you won't because you're a fedora and self proclaimed nihilist with no sense of hygiene.
>>59947518
>self proclaimed nihilist
You need someone else to spell it out for you or something? xD
>>59947377
m8....
First you need a Kentuckian sister.
>>59947456
What's her name m8?
>>59947502
I dont want a hillbilly, but I'd love a down to earth girl with a sassy Southern accent she can turn on and off at will.
>>59947263
>tfw no russian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJVMAGQpcU
>>59947709
she's anything but modest
>>59947263
be her brother
>>59947815
but isn't Kentucky in the central-ish region?
>>59948338
Appalachia.
>>59947622
Kyla Esties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L4ywxaCCrs
>>59947263
>Be Kentuckian
>go to family reunion
Be her cousin.
>>59948788
those white genes already aging like shit since her coffee vid i see
>>59950479
if you are twelve
>>59948907
how many QTs did you score?
