>snorkeling off the coast of Australia or Hawaii
>suddenly see this
What's your immediate response?
>>59945958
Pretend to be a shark too so it leaves me alone.
Do a big poo so he won't eat me
>>59945958
*unzips*
>>59945958
Pretend I'm a bigger shark so I eat it instead
>>59945958
sharks don't attack humans
Play dead
draw my concealed carry and put two in the chest and one in the head
>>59945993
Great Whites eat other shark species.
>>59945993
youd end up looking like a whale fattiefuk
>>59945958
Disguise myself as an Italian. Sharks don't eat whale shit.
>>59946129
Are you still mad we cut your country in half
>>59946383
Never reply to panama.
>>59946129
yeah but then we can swim through the canal we dug
checkmate
they literally teach us in primary school that if this shit happens you're meant to punch it in the nose and stick your fingers in its eyes because otherwise it'll keep trying to kill you
