Good evening, /int/!
Tonight, I show you how to make cuisine from America! We will be doing something patriotic and simple today: the great American Cheeseburger.
First thing's first, I have already molded my ground beef by putting it in a bowl and punching the everloving fuck out if it, and then making four patties.
Let's begin.
Now, to ensure you do this right, you're going to need hamburger buns from Walmart and black pepper- to act like you're affluent when you're not.
To best ensure you don't burn your beloved symbol of freeing the shit out of your stomach, I like to add about a half or full cup of water.
>>59941138
>>59941059
>>59940907
nobody cares
>>59941174
I feel bad for posting this, I'm sorry.
>>59941174
I think it's cultural enrichment! These commies don't know the taste of a good American burger!
Anyways, sprinkle dat shit.
>>59941138
>Litteraly boiled steaks
Op what the fuck stooooop
it's time to stop posting
>>59940907
>>59941138
>not char grilling it
This is awful, OP. A frying pan??
>>59941138
>putting water in the skillet so you don't burn the hamburgers
what the actual fuck are you doing emeril
If you have Lowry's salt, I like to use that too. But my roommates are Bernie supporters, so no salt.
>>59941284
I'm showing Euros how to make it. They can't afford grills!
attention everyone don't listen to what this man has to say, he does not know how to make hamburgers
please don't attempt to make hamburgers in this fashion
i suspect he might be a chinese spy
>>59941412
don't worry, we know.
>>59941412
>>59940907
das sum fancy cookin ur doin there guv'nor
r u ok
Go ahead anon
Flip and season. Be sure to know that the hamburger must be WELL-DONE. That means the inside isn't even close to pink.
>>59941552
Disgusting
>>59941552
Oh my fucking god
>>59941552
What in god's name are you doing
>>59941552
That does not look appealing.
>>59940907
>>59941059
>>59941138
You're wasting good meat for a stupid sandwich.
Crash an egg into a deep plate, put the patties in the egg, then put them in breadcrumbs or optionally corn flakes and then fry them.
Serve with some veggies/salad and fries/potatoes/rice and you got yourself a proper dinner.
>>59941174
My parents are immigrants so I actually find this interesting.
>>59941437
I-I didn't know
Be sure to cook that blood out! You want it safe to eat!
>>59941653
That's some real commie food, anon! I'm disgusted!
DELETE EVERYTHING
OP CONFIRMED FOR CHINESE SPY
>>59941768
delete this
>>59941768
this is worse than 9/11
>>59941552
>>59941768
what
>>59941768
what a fucking abomination. wasting all that flavour with the water. smhfam
if you're going to do them in a pan, use bacon grease or butter 2bh.
>>59941768
So this is the power of america
They know our weak point, we're doomed
>>59941653
That looks delicious.
>>59941768
What ghetto do you even live in?
Next I suppose you'll show us the hooch you have chilling in the toilet.
>>59941552
wtf, will that not be too soggy ?
>>59941768
Reevaluate your entire life.
lALALALALA IGNORE OP JUST POST NORMAL HAPPY HAMBURGERS
>>59941904
Not in the toilet, per se.
>>59941950
Kill yourself
SHH IT'S OKAY HE CAN'T HURT US ANYMORE
>>59941950
>>59941950
how can america ever recover from this
>>59941950
those look FUCKING DISGUSTING. Was the ground beef really worth the (You)s?
>>59940907
>A
>FUCKING
>PAN
>>59941950
flush it down the the pipe
skip to the part where you cum on them
>>59941950
Drink the grease mixture from the frying pan
Dinner thread? I just ate this
>>59942105
I'm sure these pixels were very tasty
>>59942105
No, argie. this thread is NOT about food.
>>59942105
looks good
>>59942105
this thread is more about how to make dirt from beef
>>59941818
>ANGRYCAT23.jpg
upload the whole directory friend
>>59942138
thanks, i improvised with qhat i had and what i saw my dad cook growing up
its pork with teriyaki onions, the onions where supposed to become part of the sauce but i never did (onion sauce?) before i just saw my dad make curry like this
And that's how you make a burger like a Yuropoor.
Also, basking it in water is how they do "broiling" at your fast food restruant, Americans.
>>59942234
the key to bringing out all the sweetness in onions is doing them low and slow. A french onion soup takes an hour for example. Obviously that's extreme, but browning the onions on a very low heat for 10 minutes before adding the meat will bring out a lot of the flavour.
Actually, you said teriyaki, that's a sugary sauce, right? Not sure that would work, might burn desu
>>59942304
>cheese singles
you FUCKING imbecile
buy a block of cheese and slice it for FUCK'S SAKE
>>59942304
>Also, basking it in water is how they do "broiling" at your fast food restruant, Americans.
That's not what "broiling" is, you fucking imbecile
>>59942389
>the cheese singles are what's wrong in that image
actually, burgers are the one (1) legitimate use of American """cheese"""
>>59942304
That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life
Next time, we learn how to make pizza.
>>59942304
I love you
>>59942337
it was about 40 minutes in boiling water and teriyaki sauce
no idea whats in teriyaki sauce, i had it once with sushi and it was an impulse buy, i did add half a spoon of sugar tho
>>59942484
I'm saving this entire thread. God damnit OP I love cooking time on /int/.
>>59942484
>crust not browned
>toppings melted into a pool in the middle
yes please teach me this American "pizza"
>>59942484
i cant wait for you to fuck that up as well.
Will you be doing kebabs in a future episode?
even though im pretty sure its impossible to mess kebab up
>>59942524
include me in the exaggerated meme replies please. Blow up the text of this post REAL big
>>59942524
>>59942623
me too please
>>59942304
You might be the most stupid person on /int/ right now. You'd do well to look up what broiling is because you don't seem to have even the first clue.
>>59941653
>Crash an egg into a deep plate, put the patties in the egg, then put them in breadcrumbs or optionally corn flakes and then fry them.
This Pole knows more about making burgers than this alleged "American"
Literally fucking
BOILING
O
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a HAMBURGER
What a shitty looking burger.
>>59942742
That's just a standard meatball, dumbass, not a hamburger patty.
>>59942742
This is not a burger doe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikadeller
>>59942831
poland, my most noble rival, what kind of fresh heaven have you introduced me to.
And why did you had to do it at 2.30 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kofta
>>59942304
>shit burgers
>cheese isn't melted
>onions too big (assuming they're onions)
>double stacking
>way too tall
1/10
next time heat the pan before you put the meat on it, you fucking retard
>>59943314
Simply eprik my bro! Upgoated on the Redd ;)
>>59943314
4/10 effort
>>59942831
>>59942962
can we get a /ck/ edition of /balk/ sometime soon
>>59941552
>Be sure to know that the hamburger must be WELL-DONE
this is indeeed right. the plebs won't understand it otherwise the blood will leak and soak up all the other ingredients including the bread which is not good.
Bravo anon
>>59941138
HE'S BOILING MEAT
>>59941653
Fuckin yummy m8 id try that
This doesn't look nearly as good as American Stew.
>reviving a thread that died 4 hours ago
>>59941552
nigger what are you doing
I'm not sure what sort of abomination you've created OP, but it sure as hell aint a burger
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF
FUCK
WHO WASTES PERFECTLY GOOD MEAT FOR MEMES
>>59941552
![tmp_12970-[hoots internally]-1506725489.gif](https://i.imgur.com/SDrPlxr.gif "tmp_12970-[hoots internally]-1506725489.gif")
>this entire thread
>>59941552
get the fuck out of my country
