What is the worst language in your personal opinion?
>swedish
i get murder urges when i hear that language
>jag hetår bra!!! Du ska kansje börja o visitererrreer målmo!
someone should bomb them
>>59939326
>someone should bomb them
kek. What do you think Sweden is? France?
If you know even some Swedish like I do, then speaking Danish is simple: Just pronounce it like a retard
:DDD
Dutch
Japanese irritates me if the speaker is trying to sound cute, but otherwise sounds nice.
Korean, Arabic, Welsh, and Chinese all sound fucking awful.
Spanish as it is spoken in Spain altho thounds fucking thupid
>>59939667
That didn't take long
>>59939570
:-)
Fuck dig
>>59939689
Spaniards do have shitty accents, unlike us and our neutral sounding master race spanish
>>59939689
>Japanese irritates me if the speaker is trying to sound cute
https://a.pomf.cat/gglypj.webm
:3
>>59939326
Its "Žmogus-šikšnosparnis" in Lithuanian.
Danish.
>>59939850
Mexican and Argentinian Spanish sound completely fine.
The worst is when those self righteous smug cunts try to push their political bullshit down our throat
>danemark skå taka flujhtinge ind i Danmark lissom vi!! det år inte fair mot och!!!
>dnamrk skå inte verå så racistiske
>danmark skå nu verå meira feministisk ensom och1!!! (link related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xKIqpPklXo
>>59939850
>Mexican Spanish
>Neutral
kek
KEK
>>59939873
that was the worst thing I have ever seen
>>59939326
German or Chinese, can't decide. One is disgusting dog barking, the other is frog tongue.
I think German is worse actually. It doesn't only sound bad, but it has an awful grammar while Chinese grammar is pretty easy.
>>59939989
every dane I met seems to whine about this
seems you have a real inferiority complex
>>59939326
there's something back-handed and smug about Spanish, it just irritates me so goddamn much
>>59939940
/thread
>>59939850
This. Also Latin accent of Spanish has the same set of sounds to Russian so we speak it without accent. If I learn Spanish I could go to USA and pretend I'm Chilean.
My favourite language is brazilian portuguese horny voice (sounds so nice tbqh),
>>59940055
We just don't like SJW's
>>59939326
spanish
>>59939989
stop whining u fucking cuck
>>59939940
>>59940151
>>59940247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xKIqpPklXo watch this hahahahah
>>59940182
t. someone who knows very little about Latin American accents
>>59939326
swedish is pretty dank dude
Greenlandic is the worst language
>>59939326
Dutch or Arabic
>>59940280
cuck? projection much
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xKIqpPklXo
>>59939326
>>59939989
I agree that our political scene is fuck up beyond all recognition but this thread you made is about the language.
Not even a retarded Dane could pretend that your language isn't one of the absolutely shittiest languages in all of Europe or even the world.
Swedish isn't the most beautiful language, I'll admit, but your pitiful fucking throat convulsion shitheap of a language is far fucking worse
>>59940302
That is hilarious, thanks.
>>59940348
arabic is a pretty impressive language in most aspects . it just has some semetic letters that sound weird to you
Asian languages - Mandarin, Cantonese, Thai all sound like shit. I think it's the tonal thing.
>>59940350
der er osse den her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhbUzrPhoY
Batman is adamiani-g'amura in my country
>>59940366
>>59940280
>>59939940
>>59940444
this
>>59940475
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>>59939326
Swedish and Dutch are probably the most annoying to me as an English speaker. It sounds like someone trying to speak English after a stroke has paralysed half their face.
in more abstract linguistic terms, Finnish is probably one of the stupidest languages out there
>>59939850
esto
>>59939326
>Unironically using 9gag tier pictures
Why are the danes on /int/ so underage and cancer?
>>59941632
Danes are masters of irony
Danish and Dutch are probably the worst.
>>59940302
Baserte danmark
>>59939989
You're not alone.
We've had our share the Swedish media claiming we're racist bastards who voted for FrP, a political party which in swedish eyes are literally nazi. Although they're a party founded on the belief in lower taxes.
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/sverige/derfor-angriper-svensk-journalist-norge/a/10128058/
Debate about racism in Norway
>>59939940
/thread
Here's my experience with the Nordic languages:
>Norwegian
Usually spoken in a high pitch at the end of the sentences which makes it a really cute language and not threatening at all
>Danish
Hot potato in your mouth, a dick in your ass and eleven shots of vodka
>Swedish
Sounds alright, suffers with the same problem as Norwegian to a lesser extent
>Icelandic
Can't even understand what the fuck
Danish verbally, France in writing.
Danish.
worst language is definitely arabic. just pisses me off hearing it. but if we're talking about europe, gotta be spanish.
>>59946374
Some Arabic dialects are shitty but Modern Standard Arabic/Classical Arabic are based
>>59939326
Vietnamese is the most underrated worst language of all time.
Duh suc suc buk duh luh bic
>>59939326
Fucking danish of course.
Also, we say Leðurblökumaðurinn
Happy! Yippy! Yehey! [My subdialect] is the favourite language of anybody and everybody! Everybody who uses [my subdialect] natively or non-natively is contributing to more linguicides all over the planet!
Dutch
Danish
Vietnamese (and other SEA languages)
>>59949065
Last one, yes. Vietnamese is the ugliest language known to man, both spoken and written.
And that's why I'm learning it.
>>59940182
>russian and Latin spanish share the same set of sounds
>>59943842
Faroese?
>>59939326
That rage comic is so funny rofl :))))Xddd
>>59950350
>And that's why I'm learning it.
Yeah ok...I bet some pussy is involved.
>>59950398
I have studied all 3 and NO they don't.
>>59939326
Also in my opinion it is Hungarian. It sounds like a mentally disabled Finn trying to say something.
And it is also spoken by Hungarians.
>>59939326
Danish is horrid
Danish It has to be Danish
>>59950464
wena quique
>>59939326
Anything from the middle east.
>>59939547
>Spanish flag
EVERYTIME
>>59950464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30
wew
>>59950432
My current pussy is Cantonese. But future pussy...possibly.
>>59953313
Danish is the best language, stop projecting your jealousy haters.
>>59939850
>Mexican
>Neutral
YA WEY
>>59953422
>slang
>accent
>wey
>usued outside colloquial situations
>>59953446
>Speaking like singing
>Neutral again
Hmm I actually love the sound of Danish. I also like Mandarin too, but yeah Cantonese is pretty shit.
>>59953489
>They sing in our accent
>It's not neutral
Swedish spoken by Swedes. Finland Swedes are cunts but at least they know how to speak properly.
Russian.
>CHING CHONG BING BONG GAAAAA
>DURKA LURKA BURKA GURKA JINGALINGA
Chinese and Indian are sandpaper to my eardrums desu
Hebrew and arabic.
Tagalog.
It's the shittiest language ever. Maybe Vietnamese rivals it but god it's so awful. Even worse then sandspeech or curryspeak.
longest word?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconioză
>>59939689
>>59939850
>ayyy me duele la pansiiiita
Pero si Sonáis como un puto bebe!
>>59939940
We don't even need a thread for this shit. Danish is the only answer.
>>59953999
I like Sichuan Chinese but Pékin Chinese hurts my butt.
>>59953564
Swedish when spoke just pisses me off. tIt sounds great when sung
>>59956217
>Norwegian
Sounds like an elf having a stroke
>Swedish
Sounds like a virgin getting anally devastated by a bunch of angry somalis
>Finnish
Sounds like depression and stale memes
>Danish
Sounds like a proud farmer, having a conversation while eating a potato
>>59956217
It's just the mentally slow version of your language which sounds pretty fag already.
>>59939326
I'm not only saying this to banter, but it has got to be either Danish or Dutch, and I think it's because my brain assumes Dutch is English first, German Second, Danish third, only to then realize it's Dutch. With Danish, I hear that it's Danish immediately, I just despise the nasty sound of it, get the dick out of your mouth, Hans.
>>59939940
This, easily.
oh all the butthurt Danish
but youre language is just a worse way off Swedish...
>>59953564
Y-you too
>>59940475
Haven't seen it all, but it is satire of some sort...right? The Swede is fucking mongoloid.
>>59957392
It Denmark this is considered satire yes, but unfortunately the swede is serious
>>59956877
Swedish is just a rip off of Danish + your retarded way of talking like you're getting gang raped by somalis
>>59939326
malmö* homoseks
>dane starts a thread about shittiest language
>gets btfo when everyone says danish
>>59940781
>Finnish is probably one of the stupidest languages out there
Saying Finnish doesn't sound good (it really doesn't) is one thing, but saying it is stupid is not right. It is hard to to learn, but it pays off. When I'm trying to translate something from Finnish to English, it feels like I'm simplifying things. Like I'm downgrading the thing I'm trying to translate. Finnish has so much freedom, you can express one thing in multiple ways, and add your tone to the sentences. In English most of the time tone can only be added when something is spoken, eg. do you say it angrily or calmly. Also, song lyrics are much better in Finnish, they really take use of the freedom given by Finnish language.
Speakers and non-native speakers might think it's needlessly complex, but it really feels nice that you don't need to stick "to" and "from" to every sentence.
>>59939940
Or Dutch.
>>59943842
Norwegian is easily the best Scandinavian dialect, it's the nicest sounding by far, and some dialects sound really neutral
>>59939326
Holland Dutch
(not Flemish though)
>>59939850
>>59939689
Shut the fuck up, indios.
>>59939570
this is actually true. I'm a biligual swedish and danish speaker and to key to good dansish pronunciation is to try and puke when you speak.
>>59943842
>cute language and not threatening at all
we try very hard to be kawaii desu ne
Hungarian. It's sound alien.
>>59939873
How do people watch this shit
>>59940444
I agree, I notice the less tonal the language it is, the better it sounds, so that easily makes Japanese sound the nicest
>>59958653
I will find you, Bart.
>>59958540
>it really doesn't
You're either too used to it or live somewhere with a western dialect. Finnish has lots of vowels and a flexible structure, so it's one of the better sounding languages in my opinion, if the speaker knows, how to use the language properly.
>>59939850
Mexican sounds like a mix of native/indian accent, Bolivians have a similar accent. I guess everybody thinks their accent is neutral, but Mexicans are really deaf and delusional if they think it's neutral.
>>59939326
>worst language
Japanese
I think that its difficulty doesn't pay off.
>>59958917
>Spaniard doesn't like something that requires effort
>>59958894
well American is the most neutral accent in the world, so I can see why they'd want to ride off our success
>>59959029
I am learning Norwegian and I'm going to learn Finnish. Norwegian seems to be easy, but I don't think I will be able to say the same about Finnish.
I don't have a problem with effort. I have a problem with wasted effort. And the Japanese language feels like that.
>>59956478
>Sounds like an elf having a stroke
Pls. Norwegian is pure sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86CvfPPd778
>>59939326
> someone should bomb them
Well they did import many specialists for that
>>59939326
English is a shit language. We should go back to speaking Old English to piss off the yanks.
>>59959141
>>59958540
FIDF in action.
Personally I think Finnish and Swedish sound equally retarded, but Swedish sounds way more homosexual.
I also hate the Danes for the genocidal raids on my ancestors a while ago, and can't believe those Nordics with their funny deformed faces are the descendants of the murderous riffraff previously mentioned, but I still say I like the sound of Danish much better. At least it sounds manly.
Norwegians are pretty much Danes so I guess my views on Scandinavia and Fenniland ends here.
>>59959103
I don't know much about Japanese but it seems like a wonderfully over the top language and if you take into consideration all the Japanese literature, manga, anime, movies, technology etc., it's one of the more useful languages to learn.
And I think you're right about Finnish.
P.S. We're full.
>>59959257
Finnish is a great sounding language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YV0rgHhGn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRQ37ULVD4
>>59959395
Don't worry, I'm not planning to (and I can't) move around there any time soon.
>>59939940
Albeit Danish sounds harsh, I don't get a feeling that I want murder someone when I hear it
>>59959395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU
this is a better example on the sound of your language
I listen to it with my eyes closed for better judgement.
remember: my child, beautiful child
>>59959103
>learning norwegian
>learning finnish
Autism is strong m8
>>59960458
Although that doesn't sound like typical Finnish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>>59961417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTib_pOSXPI
>>59955420
I agree!! Tagalog is next after Swedish
>>59961417
this is how other scandinaveans hear us mmuahahahah you catn't understand us but we Danes understand each other and you guys muhahahha we have the secret language
>>59939689
I guess you mean Andalucia's Spanish accent, if you're foreing that sounds as anything but Spanish
>>59939326
every gook language besides jap and korean sounds like a drunken man doing inpressions of doorbells
>>59962831
>beside jap and korean
>What is the worst language in your personal opinion?
>danish OP
>>59939850
Mejor yo me echo una chela y chance enchufo a una chava.
>>59963100
I've said it before, I don't particularly like Danes, but Danish sounds ok. Cool, wholesome, guttural and manly, a bit like Flemish.
Swedish otoh sounds really homosexual. It is like the language is made so that people would not be able to distinguish an effeminate homo by his voice, as everyone now sounds like that.
>>59963336
that doesn't really make sense m8 considering danish sounds like swedish with a dick in your mouth
>>59962098
is this supposed to be a parody of danish?
>>59963515
Maybe because Swedish sounds like someone took a dick up the ass?
The throat sounds is what makes a language manly.
Consider: you are angry at someone and you shout some threatening insults. What is the best language to use? (Certainly not Swedish) --This is what makes a language manly.
