Catholic edition
cara
first for burgers
alri
Scotland will leave the UK in the event of a Brexit
t. SNP voter
havent showered for four days haha
Orthodoxy > Catholicism
Post things that don't exist.
I'll start.
2576143 2bh
Can /brit/ recommend me a good pair of pants to wear that will sufficiently conceal the diapers that I wear?
>>59906161
paganism>christianity
>wanting to marry into the aristocracy
All royals are munters lmao
>>59906170
not sure why you'd wear pants over diapers
antonia
I NEED A HAIRY BF
*slowly pulls back addidas™ trench coat revealing my nanjube katana*
What now chump? hmph!
>>59906113
VERY nice legs
Listening to evanescence lads, wake me up
>>59906179
I expect a hat post for this comment shortly.
Our Nigel
CHEEKY KYARY POST
trying to get nudes off this girl but she's not playing ball
Frustrating as fuck
>>59906161
I'll agree. UK isn't catholic though
>>59906205
That's not a knife, *pulls out boomerang* that's a knife!
>>59906228
OP edition is catholic.
thoughts?
>>59906245
insurance scam
>>59906222
dont understand why people bother with sending nudes and such to eachother
>>59906245
the jews did it
>>59906161
Orthodoxy is Catholicism. There simply was a dive handled poorly by a pope.
Like it or not our Orthodox Fathers and the leaders of the Catholic Church under John Paul the Second's reign aligned the,selves under a literal rainbow of "Intercultural Unified World Religion" during the 90's.
Have you seen the video?
Apostasy is prevalent in both our Churches which are technically still one.
Get the masons out and things will change world wide for the Church.
>>59906245
yanks could have saved it iirc
>why yes I will be voting to leave the EU in the upcoming referendum
>>59906170
Tracky dacks should hide your nappy lad
>all royals are munters
>>59906244
He's a mong then.
Just saw my dog doing a sit and relax outside what a cutie
>>59906245
inside job
>>59906259
I do not either. There are lots of naked pictures of girls.
>>59906270
>iceberg
>berg
confirmed
>>59906273
>Orthodoxy is Catholicism. There simply was a dive handled poorly by a pope.
No, there are lots of different beliefs. Catholicism is heretical.
want to shave my balls the rub my ball whiskers across a cute girls face
thoughts?
>>59906273
what we really need is to restore the pentarchy
it's high time for a nice crusade if i'm being honest
Catholics are cucks
I'll be damned before I see America become a Catholic nation
CATHOLICS OUT NOW
>>59906245
I let it happen
>decide to visit a forum to ask a question
>some fat fuck replies to literally every single thread
stop
>>59906143
>http://stv.tv/news/politics/292026-alex-salmond-referendum-is-once-in-a-generation-opportunity/
We can literally just say no when you demand one. Plus oil prices have dropped so you'd be bankrupt within a day of leaving
>>59906245
just unsinkable my shit up senpai
>>59906328
but people need to know what I have to say
>>59906328
that was me haha sorry pal
>>59906310
>>iceberg
>>berg
>confirmed
>>59906245
>>59906343
>claiming a boat is unsinkable
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>59906310
>>59906259
Does not compare to the feeling of getting nudes off someone you know
>>59906345
the one on the right looks like a typical brit
the one on the left looks American
>>59906364
>tfw used to have an internet bf who I wanked to over skype when I was like 16
He was a yank too
>>59906345
rainy out
>>59906291
far right is p cute
most normies would find far left cute but she looks like a massive slag
>>59906386
does he have massive hands or a tiny head
>>59906328
dgsw?
>>59906345
reckon she knows her nip is hard?
>>59906389
doxxed
上海陆家嘴四季酒店29秒视频曝光..已传疯 被封杀中
There's quite literally pornography on the platform called youtube
HAVE THE CHINESE GONE TOO FAR ?
>>59906423
runt
>we can literally just say no when you demand one
>>59906319
You don't realize how ready I am for this. I'll see you in the Vatican with your uniform and sword brother.
>>59906310
Separated by big issues of belief but we come from the same rite of laying of the hands. Catholicism says we are the same.
The thing is that its been disastrous since vatican 2. Our relations almost worst than ever if we don't count Benedict and your Church fathers signing document against gnosticism and world twentieth century ideologies.
>>59906291
Literally do not get what you lot see in women, they're just not attractive.
>>59906345
>alri ladies where you off to tonight fancy queue jump and a blue wkd for just a tenner and once you're inside corkys shots are only a quid each1!! ahaha come on then are YOU quids in??!?
>>59906370
You're retarded.
>>59906389
pretty town
willst du mit mir drogen nehmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJDTod_fXs
>>59906443
>Catholicism says we are the same.
Yes, because you are arrogant.
>>59906454
bit gay this
just ate my own placenta
*blurs the distinction between male and female*
*breaks social norms*
ahh, very progressive and artistic
>>59906454
you've got the wrong women then lad
>>59906488
Seriously though I don't get how any guy is straight, men are just so fucking hot and women aren't.
>>59906143
Hope all the Scots vote leave in the hopes of becoming independent desu
ISIS are not real muslims
prove me wrong
>>59906430
what city is that? looks like dubai
Wish I had a twink bf from /Brit/ tbhwy
>>59906523
Because most people are normal, if they were not there would not be people left anymore.
>>59906484
We come from the same laying of the hands.
I get how it sounds arrogant.
Your leaders for a few hundred years have said this so of course you will say the same.
boy off da ting
anyone rate zidane here?
>>59906523
hot men and hot women are both hot imo, i only wanna bone hot women though. my mind is open, but my willy has decided already
>>59906523
feminine/masculine dichotomy desu. If you're attracted to those men, you're probably a feminine sensitive type
>>59906514
Does nothing for me desu
>>59906550
Turkey basters exist
>>59906546
Shanghai
>>59906523
Men don't like big masculine things to fuck, we want small slender womanly curvy things
>>59906576
wish I looked like him
>>59906568
I'm confused, what do you mean by that?
>>59906563
>those points
>that fucking GD
Fuck spanish football
>>59906576
me behind the jaw
>>59906607
>those points
Cos you never find that in any other league
>>59906578
damn china looks nice
gotta visit it some day
>>59906607
>Fuck spanish
racists out
>>59906603
Artificial insemination.
>>59906566
But I'm burly too and want a hot masculine bf
>>59906466
the buildings are old but its a shithole
>>59906660
ah, well that did not exist for most of history
>>59906596
>Men don't like big masculine things to fuck
Well I do desu, and I'm definitely male
>>59906644
How many times has a team got 90+ points in the PL?
>this Russian bigot
Get out if you're going to be intolerant you backwards cunt
might have to go and purchase some tobacco
What did he mean by this?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
>>59906689
it's literally straight people making all the gay babies lad
why don't you have a go at them
going to pour the bull's sperm into the gf's vagina whilst she's sleeping (i drugged her)
that'll teach her for refusing to have his child
>I deleted all my nudes
>my camera doesn't have flash
>it's too dark, I'm comfy in bed and the light is too far away
All these excuses. Getting sick of it. She keeps making me horny on purpose and not helping me with it. DROPPED.
>>59906695
Meant to say most men, just saying were biologically predisposed to go after woman's physiques rather than our own, as meaty as they may be
>>59906689
Yeah I know, I realise almost all men are straight.
I just don't understand what they seen in women, just like you don't get why I find men hot either I guess. Though really, since we're both male it's probably the same feeling, just for you it's triggered by women and for me by guys.
>>59906737
not as good as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>>59906698
Who mentioned the PL, you strawmanning paki twat?
>>59906775
fuck off elf
>being attracted to people with the sex drive of men
easy mode desu
What would you do if 20,000 bees were chasing you /brit/?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/24/swarm-of-bees-follow-grandmothers-car-for-over-24-hours-attempti/
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464034994379.webm
me and the lads
>>59906767
Why is my mind/body wrong anon?
I don't get it, it would be so easy if I just liked girls but I can't like girls.
Why am I different from the normal? Why?
I challenge you to a duel
>>59906698
>>59906715
what did I say to offend you? i am trying to be as liberalised in terms as possible to avoid offense
>>59906748
but that was my point, that humans can only survive as a species through straight sex (at least before artificial insemination was invented) so of course humanity's men would overwhelmingly be straight because otherwise there would be no mankind
>>59906768
maybe so
>>59906819
*has you killed*
>>59906775
Not this garbage
>>59906763
>tfw this girl agreed to make me a 10 minute long video of her masturbating, and then made excuses to not do it and now she's on her period and I have to make small talk with her for an entire week
fucking shite
>>59906836
*comes back a ghost*
boo
>>59906845
If only there was an all female team of people who could help me with this ghost problem. Some busters, if you will.
>>59906820
>5. Newcastle United
>6. Aston Villa
>14. Tottenham
>16. Manchester City
>18. Leicester City
bloomin heck
VERY VERY VERY good edition
>>59906806
drive faster
>>59906870
The Janny Caliphate might rise against you
>>59906814
I hope the crashed and died
reddit is fucking insane
just saw a post about someones grandmother having 33 abortions and it was upvoted to hell, what the shit
20 units of alcohol in, exam tomorrow at 1pm
>>59906903
that wasn't particularly wise of you
>>59906870
reminder jani is posting in this thread right now
he might have replied to your posts
you might have replied to his posts
>>59906897
Irony
>>59906897
that sounds like an interesting post
>what the shit
4chan is fucking insane
just saw a post about someone post about someones grandmother having 33 abortions and it was (You)'d to hell, what the shit
>I go on Reddit
Feeling very alone lads. Need social interaction, especially that of the female persuasion tbqh.
>>59906920
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4l125v/my_grandmother_had_33_abortions/
interview friday
wish i could just skip it and have the job but then life isn't fair
>>59906768
alas my friend, only true connoisseurs of art such as myself can appreciate the raw, primal female sexuality in all its glory. a simpleton could never explain to you why he finds the benevolent curves of a woman or the inviting folds of her thighs arousing the very essence of the male instinct and spirit.
>>59906945
im a grill btw
>>59906821
it's not all or nothing though is it, some people are just gay, like 8-9% on average iirc. they don't have kids without art. ins either way cos they can't get it up in a vagina haha
got an exam tomorrow
watching 2001 a space oddysey
christ it's boring
i am a petulant, entitled child btw
>>59906964
its 2%
>I live in Queensland, Australia
*click clack click clack*
*stretches my fingers out*
ahh, this'll make a fine post
*clicks "I'm not a robot"*
*gets one of the fading pictures captchas*
AOGHOOUGUGHAHA
>>59906950
>twoxchromosomes
haha this is an interesting subreddit because there are lots of cucks and suicidial trannies
>>59906876
t. only started watching football this season
racists are not human
>>59906964
>8-9% on average iirc
2-3% at most
>>59906974
yes the second part is pretty slow
like it anyway, im such an intellectual hehe
>>59906955
>alas my friend, only true connoisseurs of art such as myself can appreciate the raw, primal male sexuality in all its glory. a simpleton could never explain to you why he finds the masculine shaps of a man or the inviting beef of his thighs arousing the very essence of the male instinct and spirit.
>>59906991
wrong desu
>>59906997
>>59906978
my bad
but still
I LOVE Reddit. I go on it all the time. I read Reddit. I post on Reddit. I lick Reddit. You can meme all you want, but you will never stop me. NEVER.
>>59906974
Started watching a lot of the famed 'classics' like Big Lebowski etc and it turns out they're a bunch of overrated dogshite
>>59906974
Read the book
>>59906964
Lad I'm gay, it's like 3% at best
>>59906964
>8-9% on average iirc
don't think you do
might find someone I can interact with without sperging out at those odds
>>59906816
I don't know mate, I don't know what makes people gay, you should be proud of it though, nothing wrong with being different
>>59907017
big lebowski is literal shit pal don't let it put you off
>>59907017
that's a terrible opinion anon
please hand in your opinion license
apocalypse now mentioned
>>59907032
I think my mum has it actually
she likes Stephen King
>>59907016
>>59906951
what's the job x
>>59907042
yeah it was an awful film
>>59907047
see above
how do i get clover lads
>me, defiling a pure maiden? of course I would m'sir, on the other hand I refuse to even go near a rugged boipucc, and I absolutely refuse to jam my mansticc in one as well!
reddit is terrible at anything that doesn't relate to science or tech since that's where the original core crowd gas retreated to. subs like askscience aren't half bad I'm. anything relating to the humanities or general discussion is filled with 12 year old tier banana flinging
anyone /letterboxd/ here????
>>59907065
science technician at a college
pays minimum wage but it will be very enjoyable
>>59907069
Asda's open this time of night.
>>59907068
alri you replying to yourself convinced me
>>59907083
I LOVE Reddit. I go on it all the time. I read Reddit. I post on Reddit. I lick Reddit. You can meme all you want, but you will never stop me. NEVER.
>>59907034
I'm in this weird state where I don't think being gay is a problem (I'm out and literally no one cares) but I still lament being different and being unable to have biological kids with the man I love. I guess it's ok since both my brothers are straight though.
>>59906648
Yeah it's good
Avoid Beijing it's too crowded
Shenzhen is really cool
>>59907088
yes but i'm shy silly boy
>>59907093
i meant the flippin app
ill figure it out
>>59907017
>'classics'
>like Big Lebowski
just fuck my shit up f a m
>>59907105
>can't face the fact that it was a shit film
ok whatever pal
>>59907109
Does the guy you love have a sister? Could always get her to carry it so then it's be biologically yours
How do I look, lads?
>>59907128
eat your own cum la it'll work itself out haha x
where is spreadsheetbro?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Which one of you was this
I liked Big Lebowski desu
Don't even DUDE
>>59907142
>Does the guy you love have a sister?
That was a theoretical
>tfw no bf
>>59906840
Fuck that shit. Drop the cunt.
It's not fair to do this to a man
>>59907161
DUDE
Got circumcised today lads, was pretty fucking painful and now I'm terrified of getting an erection over the next few days
>>59907153
He went to bed.
>>59907126
post profile x
love it when people make things sound dramatic by describing them vaguely and ambiguously
actually i hate it haha
big lebowski is great
>>59907135
he obviously means normie imdb classics not first year film class classics
>>59907171
literally why you nonce
>>59907171
why
>>59907171
I feel bad for Muslims like you who have to experience it when they're old enough to remember
>>59907159
need the vocaroo of "I'LL KILL YOU AUSTRALIA"
>>59907166
Aww sorry mate, get a Grindr? It's either that or you could always fuck Ribena the sissy
>>59907171
>Got circumcised today lads
Why?
>may 25th
>earth already starting the balls dripping with sweat 24/7 meme
>>59907171
>>59907210
>>59907202
>>59907201
maths degree at cambridge
>>59906950
>twoxchromosomes
this entire subreddit is confirmation that women are terrible
>>59907184
are you talking about one of my posts
>>59907171
>>59907180
hmmm
I don't limit myself in what i watch so as to be able to judge the full spectrum of films, so it is rammed with pleb shit and you will judge me harshly
>>59907206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59907208
>get a Grindr?
They all just want sex and nothing else
>>59907231
Fuck off mate.
t. doing one right now aand uncut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skj3Ckp3w_c
belter of a tune
listened to this when i ploughed your mum the first time
>>59907231
what
>>59907201
>>59907202
>>59907210
tight foreskin. hurt like fuck when i used a condom
>>59907231
ahh, the old lie to the schlomo fraternity that youre jewish trick
>>59907109
>tfw straight sister who doesn't want children so parents are relying on me
might have to get a beard
>>59907280
Used to have that but I stetched my foreskin till it worked.
>>59907283
UK has no fraternities you dumb seppo cunt
>>59907280
positively dreadful
>>59907280
ahahaha normie btfo
>>59907280
>phimosisfags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>59907171
I hope it was a medical emergency
http://www.strawpoll.me/10312102
http://www.strawpoll.me/10312102
http://www.strawpoll.me/10312102
insanely important
>>59907280
Just admit you're a muslim
>>59907283
>>59907306
I mean Cambridge has a secret gay dining society though.
http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2016/02/14/68931-68931
>>59907239
in retrospect you are probably talking about people like fortune tellers and my post was a bit narcissistic hm
>>59907280
FONT
>>59907168
>>59907269
>>59907302
good posts
>tfw have loads of white short hairs where my beard is supposed to be
when will this shit turn into facial hair
>>59906386
Bet he's doing a HILARIOUS Inbetweeners impression.
>>59907244
i'm pleb anyway
>>59906107
hahahahahaha ebin XDDDDDDD
>>59907321
No idea what a McExtreme is but its says it's extreme so you have to go for it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ttuVdFwbyJ
>>59907350
>Alphaville
Decent film that
i'm off to maccies lads
>>59907361
gonna do this
this girl wanted to chill out and watch netflix
netflix! can you believe it?
dumb bitch
Hey anon, what do you think of this? ...HAHA! I didn't expect you to jump back like that! Is this your first time seeing...have you NEVER seen breasts? Really? And you're HOW old? Well it looks like I can fix that! Just close your eyes aaaaaaaaaand...
TA-DA! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! You can't keep your eyes off them! Do they really excite you THAT much? Well then get a load of this, look how they bounce up and down! Jiggle Jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them to, don't you y-y-you perverted virgin Anon! G-go right ahead! Honk these fucking honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Hell, I'll even let you suck on them if you want since my nipples are suuuuuuuper hard right now, don't know whyyyyyy...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, it feels so good...I'm going crazy right now~
Mmmmmmmmmm, you sure know how to make a girl feel good you pervert...heheh~
I-I-I-I bet y-you want to see my vagina too...you pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! Let me just slip off my blank panties, I'll let you keep them if you want~
S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that massive bulge in your pants answers that question! Heheh...you're such a pathetic pervert, Anon! I bet this is the first time you've seen a vagina! Look how wet it is too...look at what your doing to me you fucking pervert~
Ahhhhh...I'm so wet right now, you suuuuuuuuure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! You know when it's this wet it's much easier t-FUCK IT, I'M LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE HERE! JUST TAKE ME, ANON! THIS IS THE NIGHT YOU BECOME A MAN, YOU BETTER FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!
>>59907310
>>59907311
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>>59907316
Why are all of you so upset by it? Haha
As well as tightness it was also for hygiene, washed it twice a day and would still smell a bit. Happy with my choice tbqh
>>59907350
Far top right
How is that pleb?
Been searching for that film for a very very long tme. Going to order the vhs.
Where are the subs?
Is this a streaming service?
>>59907332
>mocking some old person for using "ceylon"
what a complete and utter twat
I'm going to /cum/. You lads want anything?
>>59907413
american gf
Dunno if it's just cos I'm sad but I honestly laughed SOOO hard @ this I'm fucking creasing x
