No eulogies for /brit/ edition
cara
gerry
Anime
>>59907935
she is pretty here
don't cry for me,
argentiiiinaaaa
>>59907941
>>59907941
>>59907941
look at this mountain merchant
>>59907974
anime
>>59907932
>edition not in the title
good lad
>>59907935
thought this was that fit bird from vikings for a second
Need a sexy daddy to fuck me in the arse
>yanks
willies
/cum/>/brit/
>>59908027
can you keep it down sir
>yanks
>>59908016
wow
*dry dogs your mum in the pub carpark*
>yanks
>>59908052
>why yes I am the the op who fucked up the last /brit/ thread by missing out the title
>>59908005
ah yes the pic i was looking for
People I hate:
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
KISS ME I'M 2% IRISH
What do Aussies and Syrians have in common? The answer may shock and surprise you.
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/05/25/australian-gets-9-years-for-wolf-creek-style-rape-of-german-backpacker
antonia
people I like
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
>>59908088
is that bloke
Am I a race traitor if I'm gay and suck off black men?
>>59908070
what is this
>>59908088
unforunate face
>>59908114
your colon
>>59908079
that's quite a list
At Starbucks haha drinking a latte x
>>59908113
not if you convert straight nigs to homosexuality
>>59908113
Only if you enjoy it.
yanks
is louis gonna make it?
>>59908163
don't think so lad
yanks
>>59908052
MUH
>yanks
>>59908163
if you lend him your chakras
>>59908079
>degenerates
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>people who drink
>men who cry
>poor people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
I am all of these ones.
bloody runts
>>59908079
anon it's time
tf is a runt?
>>59908219
blyat!
>>59908242
only a runt would say such a thing
Brits
>>59908244
cyka
>>59908079
I believe in a thing called love
>>59908260
hairy japanese bastard
>>59908268
What is love?
Help me wank pls, show me ur willies or arses on imgur
>>59908260
need a jerb
>>59908260
helo rato
Bought 20 sterling cos they had no B&H
fucking rank 2bh lads
>http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36369420
>tfw I thought this was the before picture
>>59908345
pussy. how long you been smoking? i smoke sterling reds doesn't bother me i can't taste shit
yanks
>>59908368
>what right do you have to deny him his background?
>be proud of your heritage
ah yes, be proud of where your parents parents were born
slow night eh partners
>>59908426
Still surprises me that this is Pugsley.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36381379
>>59908368
i don't say it often but those are some delicious, a-grade tears
>>59908287
Sure thing bb
getting into some right banter on runescape haha
why SHOULDN'T americans be proud of their cultural ancestry?
Redpill me on based Farage
Is there any reason not to vote leave?
>>59908506
some mug just tried to sell me 1000 slayer respites even though they don't sell for anywhere near that at the GE!
>>59908540
This
>>59908443
My parent's, parent's, parents, parent's, parents are from Ireland
I'm Irish right?
>>59908540
fo5cy
>>59908540
its pretty meme tier most of the time and it only hurts the culture in the Americas with all this old world baggage
why are there no muh heritage english americans?
>>59908368
>tfw proud anglo saxon
>>59908540
they only do shallow mirrors of actual culture
>>59908600
because english american is just the default american
>>59908598
>old world baggage
Xiang
>>59908600
Fuck da queen nigga
>>59908600
Really pissed people off with the taxes
We still don't like taxes
>>59908600
that whole revolution deal
>>59908540
Because they're white males. Only the cultures of minorities should be celebrated
I am ethnically American. In other words my family is from the South.
>>59908664
this
>>59908633
>mfw Americans would rather fill their country with poverty crimeridden shitholes than pay an extra 10% burgerdollars every year
>>59908646
no just everyone hates micks
>>59908680
its not like people here are any different
Need to go to bed but this doge looks FAR too comfy to be moving, don't you think /brit/? Might sleep in the spare room lel
>>59908680
10% of my income doesn't convince niggers to stop being niggers 2bh
Just buys them more beer and weave
This
>>59908707
he does indeed
although if it was mine i'd still move him so i could get into bed and then he can get comfy again after
>>59908728
our caribbeans became civilized people for the most part
>>59908707
>not cuddling with pupper
Where would I go to get more in-depth English history?
going to roll another spliff lads
>>59908600
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel
>>59908753
Your local library
>>59908753
Wikipedia
>>59908759
thats gay tho
there was some wasted fellow from newcastle or somewhere in the 24 hour shop, I think he couldn't find his hotel or something, the staff didn't seem too pleased about the situation
I bet living on an island is comfy. I envy you bongs.
need something long, meaty and moist down my throat lads
Hot dogs it is
>>59908748
Your Caribbeans aren't named Tyreese and Shaquanda and raised to hate whites, drop out of school, fight other blacks, sell crack, and blame their lack of success as a race on the white race on a nearly universal scale by their equally shit single mothers since dad couldn't be bothered and took off or is in prison for murder or selling crack.
>>59908753
why the BBC of course!
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36376999
>>59908803
aren't there islands there?
>>59908804
Want some sauce with that
>>59908806
hate that ginger cunt
>>59908600
Because muh heritage is just a fashion accessory to yanks and they only go on about what is in at the time.
>>59908812
>what is Hawaii
Whoops, went and Cucked myself on that for again lads, really ought to get it fixed
>americans genuinely believe their country was founded on ideals of freedom and democracy
>most of the natives and blacks sided with the british in the revolution because they were terrified of a white colonialist country being established in north america
america was founded by whites, for whites and there's no shame in that. i just wish they'd admit it
>>59908798
>24 hour shop
do they see anyone else but pissed up northerners who've lost their hotel?
Do the English really hate the French, and vice versa? Is the hatred genuine hatred or just some old grudge but nothing serious?
>>59908731
fucking cant stand normies
>>59908600
plot twist: theyve been mostly replaced by irish and germans
>>59908842
it's just banter isn't it
>>59908633
>Really pissed people off with the taxes
>America paid taxes 7 times lower than in the UK
>Now Americans pay considerably more than that
>>59908815
Need something creamy, thick and white
Any Mayo?
>>59908842
just banter innit
>>59908016
she's kinda hot, facially
cant handle the bantz
>most of the natives and blacks sided with the british in the revolution because they were terrified of a white colonialist country being established in north america
>>59908837
just the local drunks and me I suppose
>>59908836
Most of the natives and blacks weren't free to side with anyone.
It's just the northerners that don't admit it, we're fine with that concept down here. But then they went and fucked it all up for everyone and still to this day they act like they did everyone a favor.
>>59908847
>>59908857
Is this a dank meme I'm not aware of?
>>59908731
I know it's borderline meme to say this, but literally who?
>>59908842
banter innit
>>59908842
Um, yeah no shit we hate each other jackass
>>59908875
no, that is the actual answer to your question
>>59908867
how do the yik yak jannies get paid?
>>59908876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
>>59908759
It's always England with these people, not Britain, but England.
I suppose Britain interferes with your muh heritage worship and other stupid beliefs.
>>59908812
>>59908832
Hawaii is too warm, densely populated, and expensive. I want a nice comfy overcast at all times.
>>59908842
Isn't it banter?
>>59908893
i dont imagine very much
all i did was call everyone and everything a runt. then i said nigger cocks are tiny
>>59908763
Haven't peeked but I'll be sure to next time I go downtown
>>59908773
Ehh, I find Wikipedia is better for a run down summary on specific events more than it is general history
>>59908806
Had a laugh desu
>>59908836
We do admit this though, at least our historians and anyone awake in history class does
It's just that the majority of Americans don't give two shits about their education and just spew out slogans
>>59908876
All about that bass fat girl you jerk off
>>59908898
not really m8 even in europe "england" is shorthand for "britain"
>>59908873
Didn't Lincoln want to send the niggers back? Shoulda done that desu.
>>59908902
there are islands in the great lakes
>>59908849
The USA would eventually be more wealthy than Great Britain and the leaders in the USA knew it. They needed an escape claus
>>59908842
the french hate us more, but what do you expect from bitter frog eating manlets
Lol @ the uk wanting to leave the eu whole accepting 300k non eu migrants every year
>>59908804
Good lord, try having something with a little effort in at least.
Have a sausageroll over that yank shite.
>>59908842
Banter, isn't it?
>>59908893
I reckon they do get paid desu, it's probably the same people that work for them as customer support
>>59908927
Pretty sure most of the northern leaders owned slaves during the civil war.
But I agree we should have.
>>59908898
britain isnt a nation
>>59908898
Well England were the main ones being colonial assholes y know
new high score on slitherio lads
>>59908832
Rightful British clay.
going to sleep
was gonna say bed but then i realised i've been in bed most of the day haha
night
>>59908842
Hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil himself.
got half a dominos pizza from earlier that i was looking forward to heating up but now i've drunk so much super strength lager i'm not hungry at all lmao
>>59908963
they only have that on their flag because they thought it was beautiful
>>59908963
Just remember what happened to the Japs when they tried to touch it.
>>59908842
innit banter?
>>59908986
this
>>59908920
Kill yourself, yank.
>>59908986
>>59908995
shut the fuck up and get to work finishing the F-35 we've got 2 carriers to fill this is an embarrassment. we're going to have built two multi billion dollar ships and have only a few fucking planes to put on them
>>59908985
It does though tbf
>>59908984
kek bet ur pretty pissed
>>59908842
Banter, is it not?
>>59908836
>>most of the natives and blacks sided with the british in the revolution because they were terrified of a white colonialist country being established in north america
mfw
>>59908931
At least you admit it was just a simple powergrab and the people were brain dead retards manipulated by a good speaker.
>just found out my great grand dad was a jock
Should I kill myself to take my inferior genetics out of the gene pool lads?
>>59908916
Here is English history in a nutshell (just know I'm being 100% unbiased)
>lots of Celtic tribes running around
>Romans take them over
>Peaceful time
>Rome collapses
>Germans decide to live here
>they're called Anglo Saxons
>Lots of minor kingdoms
>Danish take over
>Anglo-Saxons rule again
>Normans (Vikings living in Northern France) take over
>Now the kingdom of England = England + Northern France
>Norman rulers marry French princess
>Now England = England + North/West France
>French king doesn't like this
>They go to war for 100 years
>France wins
>Now England looks like modern day England
>They decide to conquer Wales and a bit of Ireland
>Civil war
>Welsh family becomes kings of England
>They quit being Catholics
>Suddenly they realize they have no heir to the throne
>They invite Scottish king to rule England
>So that's how Great Britain is formed.
Im too lazy to type the rest
>>59909037
wagwan breddeh
>>59909018
>dollar
foy
>>59909018
>a whole 2 carriers
>>59908842
Banter?
>>59908953
>>59908956
Terrible bait posts.
>>59909008
Woah what? I'm as British as they come bro
>>59909049
>tfw one irish grandparent
>one welsh grandparent
>my dad's from england and my mum's scottish
i AM the british isles
>>59908956
>colonial assholes
Freedom was a mistake senpai
>>59908985
And they were right.
>>59908916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNgP6d9HraI
>>59909037
weh yuh a seh badman
>>59908985
flags instantly look better with the union jack
look how shit the aussies' would be otherwise lmao
>>59908986
I don't like your tone, fatty.
>>59909053
>invite Scottish King to rule England
Please tell me this isn't true, the yanks a filthy lying pig right? The jocks didn't cuck us right?
>be British
>create massive colonial empire
>one day you decide "eh, fuck it"
>start giving up all your colonies and leave your white colonists to get butchered by angry natives
>when white colonists resist, like in Rhodesia, you arm the communist natives
>once Rhodesia was destroyed, you then support the communists in SA because apartheid is "raycis"
>you even supported the Muslims in Nigeria and let the black Christian Biafrans get massacred
>Africa is now a total shithole
Why Britain?
>>59909062
We have a fuccboi to do all of the heavy lifting. The best part? He does it for free.
>>59908079
>marxists coming up that high on the list.
I almost feel like it was aimed at me.
>>59909098
>>59909060
kek
damn good impressions
>>59909134
I wish I could give an answer, but I genuinely don't know. I think WW2 turned everyone into anti-racist cucks. So blame Hitler
>>59909046
That's generally how revolutions go
>>59909018
It'll be done when it's done :^)
>>59909053
Thanks for the effort but this is mostly things that I already know
>>59909093
Thanks a many
>>59909142
Fuck off lisicki you were a ukipper like 5 minutes ago
>>59909115
>The jocks didn't cuck us right?
Scotland cucked the great Roman Empire, what makes you think they couldn't the English?
>>59909115
I wasn't even alive back then and I doubt you were either
>>59909134
wasn't me lad
>>59909114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qI-GyAfIw
>>59909139
We have 11 currently ready for service and over 50 under our belt, many of which are still seaworthy.
Also we drag you lot around to wars, not the other way around.
>>59909148
what you doin ere? me cyaan think what a likke batty man tink im find ere
>>59909168
They wot?
anime
It's not getting any better.
Every thread you go through the same routine. Anxiously you see the post indicating that it's time to migrate, you quickly click the link hoping you'll arrive before the shitposting starts, however by the time you get there five posts are already up of the same low quality memespamming that you see in every other thread. Your excitement is gone and you begrudgingly trudge through the shitposting, trying to salvage what's left of the thread, despite your attempts nothing changes. After a while you break, you hover your mouse over to the "x" on the /brit/ tab, you try convincing yourself that you'll actually do it this time, you even out down some weight on your index finger to just press down without clicking it, but in the end you cave. Like a battered wife you tell yourself, "Just one more chance," hoping that you'll see the day when /brit/ goes back to better times. You're blinded by fond memories, and bounded by a dependency upon those memories. Regardless, you don't leave, you'll never leave, and even if you do you still come back. Welcome to /brit/, it doesn't get better but you'll get better at dealing with that, I hope you enjoy your stay.
>>59909168
Because we English are superior to the Scottish commie scum every way?
>>59909206
i close /brit/ all the time. but then i almost instantly re open it
>>59909223
>commie
FOY
>>59909179
I know all about your capabilities and how you are the janitor of NATO.
>No monetary compensation
>>59909223
it has more to do with the politics of monarchical rule. but yes the king of scotland unified the english and scottish crowns and not the other way round
Damnit guys, no matter how hard I try I can't get my mom to catch me jerking off so we can bang
>>59909183
wah yah do ere? me cyaan tink what a likkle battyman tink im find ere **
>>59909253
So uh... if the biggest part of NATO is "the janitor"...
what does that make you?
>>59909272
Beer can butty.
>>59909270
Fuck off, yank.
>janny deleted /metal/ again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
wonder what the next default, catch-all insult will be after "cuck"
Test
>>59909272
Are you one of those Jamaicans who is only like a quarter black and actually manages to act like a civilised human being?
>>59909283
Someone who enjoys the fruits of your labour. You take your job very seriously.
>>59909115
They did. James I, known for the King James Bible and first king of Great Britain
Elizabeth had no sons nor heir, and the King of Scotland was related and a Protestant.
I'm pretty sure though that James was mostly English anyways, but just king of Scotland anyways through inheritance
>>59909307
its kind of strange when you think about it
how cuck came to be more popular than fag
says a lot about the mentality of the online community today
>>59909258
Scot here
Tbh it more fucked us over since it did lead closer to union and the loss of independence and James fucked us over by moving the court from Edinburgh to London.
So yeah England stole our monarchy because he was a greedy unlovable bastard
>>59909324
So your country is essentially a welfare bitch?
I'm sure your countrymen take great pride in that.
>>59909307
Why not make it now?
I vote squash
Thoughts on nihilism?
>>59909296
Uhhh, I'm British tho?
>>59909345
come on m8 if england and scotland are going to be unified you can't keep the court we're far bigger and more important than you
>>59909365
Don't really care
>Are you one of those Jamaicans who is only like a quarter black and actually manages to act like a civilised human being?
>>59909365
I have no strong feelings one way or the other
>>59909365
I have very little respect for them more because of their general attitude rather than their philosophy
>>59909365
Seems like it has no point
pornfu in the middle
>>59909365
Should be avoided at all costs. It's sweeping Europe
>>59909343
Because cuck is a broad term and flows off the tongue like my wifes bulls semen
>>59909357
it all starts here
squash
ground zero
>>59909365
I have yet to see it be refuted.
>>59909348
Just getting that tax money back.
>Thoughts on nihilism?
>>59909425
hush junglebunny, don't need your input
Feels good having a lot of shit even though you cant afford it. If I had to pay for shit in cash I would have barely nothing. I keep telling the credit cards "I'll pay you back later". They keep calling me anyways. Feels nice to have people call me. Theyre like my own little crew. Sometimes I pretend they are calling me to go hang out. Lifes great, man.
>>59909397
She is fucking daffy. She posted on twitter about hating her granparents because they are racists attached were multiple pictures of her fucking niggers.
>>59909316
kek
I'm closer to half but kinda,
Caribbean countries in general have a solid base of black scholars running most things
However there's a pretty huge rift (literally 2 different lives) between upper & middle class vs lower class, we have higher levels of inequality than Nigeria
Somewhere like Barbados is a pretty good caribbean country for the average person, poverty isn't rampant there
>>59909404
I find it odd just how the community has become so self-deprecating to an unhealthy level
aggression and angst turned inward where it can harm no one but ourselves
which I assume is THEIR intent
>>59909307
Hard to think of something more insulting to insinuate about someone than that they're a cuckold.
Maybe that they're a pedophile or dog-fucker?
>>59909445
You are welcome to fuck off back to /cum/.
>>59909447
kek you've got nothing right? declare bankruptcy and let the credit card cunts take their fair share of fucking nothing XD
>>59908842
innit
>>59909476
beastophile?
>>59909447
Aye keep track of the debt, it can be your high score
>>59909476
Call them a squash
The Smiths or The Cure lads?
>>59909506
Don't let the door kick you on the way out.
>>59909521
It's my door.
>>59909307
runt
>>59909515
Smiths
Judas Priest or Iron Maiden?
>>59909456
Lmao
Link?
>>59909467
>Caribbean countries in general have a solid base of black scholars running most things
And what a great job they're doing. What I want to know is how do your shithole dwellers get their hands on assault rifles
>>59909521
Chill out bro were all buddies here
