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the eternal anglo edition
cara
foy
>>59904347
FOY
>>59904219
yeah, but i'm talking about going and carving a kingdom, right now
obviously you wouldn't be scientists n shiet
>>59904289
I would love to bum a manly nat-soc skinhead man
Rough too
porn addictions ruined my soul
I feel sad.
>>59904354
>tit tats
get a better waifu
wahey
>>59904398
bit gay
LOOK AT THE MOON
ITS RED
Not sure I like this so-called 'FONT' gimmick lads.
>>59904402
You ARE sad
what's you favourite podcast lads?
looking for some new ones, hopefully ones i don't already know about
>>59904418
FONT
>>59904408
>bit gay
Full gay
>>59904421
true
I'm socially conservative but fiscally liberal
>>59904347
plastic paddy edition
<oy-er-laaaaahnd
>>59904418
FONT
>>59904432
true
>>59904425
Been listening to the history of Rome for about 10 months on and off, it's pretty fucking long
>>59904406
like mosquito bites amirite? hahahahahaha
>>59904436
I'm socially centrist and fiscally centrist
AMA
>>59904439
its pronounced ahrlind you retard
not ahlind
not eyeuhhrleyand
not oirland
ahrlind
>>59904418
Helvita Neue
I unironically don't care about politics. I genuinely believe that it poisons the mind
>>59904395
Always thought it would be cool to go to some corner of Africa, bribe the local government and just make a giant opium and cocaine plantation.
Import hookers from all corners of the globe and live like Dionysus.
work it harder
make it better
do it faster
makes us stronger
more than ever
hour after (h-)
our work is
never over
>>59904453
unironically listened to it all
tried listening to the history of byzantium afterwards but it was a different bloke and not nearly as good
Fucking hell the teen cum slut from the other night is pressuring me to make more shagging videos this weekend I only like having her round once a week
>went to an all boys school age 13-19
>Never went out and partied with girls
>Had few friends and never went outside
>Fell in love with a friend who was a girl
>She ended up setting me up with a girl who happened to be a virgin
>2 weeks into being bf+gf she left for University (probably to get away from me) and we broke up.
Ah yes.
>>59904427
>flat water
>large vessel
how the fuck?
antonia
>>59904484
but then the communists will take over ,taiwan
>>59904492
try the history of alchemy or the history of germany if you haven't already
SHE'S AN EASY LOVER
SHE'LL GET A HOLD ON YOU BELIEVE IT
>>59904401
Same here m8
not looking forward to wizardry and eternal loneliness
>>59904402
whenever i feel sad i actually think of you russianboo :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JExydcALipo
>>59904513
he is from myanmar
Is it unreasonable to want to murder women for making my winky tingle?
>>59904504
they often capsize it themselves so the navy has to rescue them and bring them to europe
yes we indeed are this cucked
>>59904532
most people would say yes
>>59904504
traffickers are scam artists who swindle these people out of loads of money and set them adrift with no navigation on extremely shoddy "boats"
What happened to Rosy's twitter?
Type kaching or rosebud - Gives the family $1000 each time you type them.
Type Motherlode - Gives the family $50,000 each time you type it.
>>59904402
maybe it has something to do with the country you live in
got a gig in a hairdresser's lads
>>59904550
what would you say?
>>59904484
this
"political people" are always the worst kind and a pain to talk with
just stand up for yourself and don't get pushed around.
My small contribution to the Aussie economy.
>>59904530
then why does he have a taiwanese flag
>>59904418
FONT
>>59904560
offed herself after the bullying from here
>>59904560
Was wondering this myself tbqh
>>59904560
she deleted it
>>59904488
i hear oil companies set up small enclaves on the coast where they bring (white) engineers to work on offshore oil rigs
sounds pretty easy to kickstart your own nation like that
>>59904593
Pretty sure Uggs are made in England
honestly who here wants a swordfight
I'll have a go with any of yas
the namefag is also a dumbfuck newfag hmmm yes surprising
>>59904600
are you the Irish lad?
>>59904484
>>59904586
we would be living in mud huts without politics
didnt mean to post >>59904604
dae /burntfaceman/?
>>59904593
are you a girl from 10 years ago?
>>59904524
i found the one were they hit each other funny
>>59904571
no, i am just thinking about things too much
>>59904600
it is Myanmar's old flag
>>59904578
sick do you get to brush your mantits in customers' faces always is the best part for me
>>59904580
probably
>>59904633
so?
What do you think about paki goys?
Third eye is getting a bit calcified
might watch some infowars later
Where you lads going out on bank holiday Sunday? Love bank holidays always the best nights out
Really want a hairy gf
might leave my fourth year of law and become a hairdresser 2bh lids
*spots runt that excaped the pen gorging itself in the feed trough*
ARGH MARTHA GET Me MY AXE
*stomps to the trough*
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING YANK RUNTS I SWEAR
*the runt sees and turns to run away*
*trips the runt with the axe and hacks it to pieces while whistling along to its squeals*
>Work in London
>Work has a "reflection room"
>Literally full of Muslim prayer mats and shit and exclusively used by Muslims
>Be an agnostic but raised Christian
>Find out on my break that my friend has passed away
>Go to the "reflection room" because I assume it's for people of all faiths and I want to process what's happened and possibly spiritually reflect
>Room is full of praying Muslims
>They all give me dirty looks while I'm in there
>Manager is a Muslim as well, he's in there
>He asks to speak to me outside
>Says that I'm making people uncomfortable (I've been low key crying)
>Tells me that I'm being too "loud" (i.e. white)
>End up hiding in the disabled toilet for half an hour
Why is this allowed?
>>59904626
Dunno, talked to a few rig workers who worked in Africa for a bit and they fucking hated it
I recall being told Luanda was the worst city in the world and the guy would take hell over going back
>>59904633
theres nothing wrong with that you retard
>>59904693
>law
so glad i just have a generic desk job
http://store.infowars.com/Filtered-Water-Pitcher_p_813.html
just ordered this
>>59904696
let him have it
tell him that your friend died and you have as much right to use the room as anyone
if he gives you shit get the ministry of labour involved
>>59904658
>>59904699
it's backwards and unpleasant
Do you have any goals in life? Do you believe in teamwork? If you answer yes to these, you have to support some kind of political structure.
>>59904721
Conspiracy theories aside, the pineal gland can produce endogenous DMT - they think it explains a lot of 'religious visions' and shit people have.
Which begs the question why the pineal gland can produce DMT given that DMT has no apparent physiological uses.
Unless somehow humans evolving spirituality gave them some kind of advantage.
Guess the show.
>1/3 of the charaters are nigs, yet it is not a bad thing.
>One male character gets replaced by a bint, and another slag character became a main, but were still good.
>>59904781
top gear
>>59904763
>Do you have any goals in life? Do you believe in teamwork?
not really
an anarchic society can work as long as the people in it are carefully selected
>>59904696
you're also allowed to vote for the far right but you didn't did ya m8
>Canadian "police"
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>59904763
>it's backwards and unpleasant
so is modern life, and its more stressful these days anyway.
>Do you have any goals in life?
yes to live innawoods and raise a family
>Do you believe in teamwork?
no
>>59904698
>google it
>first two articles are about how it's the most expensive city in the world for expats
>"it might be difficult for expats to find accommodations up to western standards"
bloody hell
>>59904781
Fuck, I meant 2/3.
Embarrassing.
Listening to 'Broken Wings' by Mr. Mister, wishing I was driving a 1984 Porsche 911 Targa around the LA hills.
>>59904642
Yes
>>59904763
>Do you have any goals in life?
yea
>Do you believe in teamwork?
I don't believe a "team" is necessary or even beneficial to achieving my goals
let alone a """""team""""" which seeks to take the ability to act away from me and place it in the hands of a cabal of supervisors
someone make a good runt post please
>>59904797
not anarchism m8. primitivism.
>>59904791
Nope. But like Top Gear it is a classic British show.
sleep tight piggo
>>59904818
the wire
cannot think of another show with majority black cast that isnt a "black show" if you get me
What's the name of that Irish guy with awful teeth who makes Facebook videos fighting/threatening other people?
I think he might be an Irish Traveller desu.
>>59904843
runt
>>59904848
>cops wearing camo pants
lol police are such fags
>>59904872
turkey?
>>59904878
BOCACKAT OF SHOITE
>>59904757
I said that and he said I was disrupting the prayer. I don't wanna rock the boat too much because I'm not exactly a model employee and like half of the staff are Muslim.
GF sent me this
>>59904875
Nope, it's British. Would it help if I told you race doesn't even matter, and that one of the black characters isn't even human?
>>59904878
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ
this lad? hes a knacker in england i think
>>59904905
>BOCACKAT OF SHOITE
I want to say his name is Paddy McDonagh but I can't find anything online with that name.
>>59904913
stargate
>>59904696
ddont fucking have it lad
fucks sake stop being a pussy and tell them to get fucked.
>Bradford University literally has accommodation called Malik Halls
>>59904804
>You hunt the game
>Your wife cooks it
there's your teamwork
Also, youre no better than an animal.
>>59904797
>anarchism
that's a goal and people undeniably work together within it
Drunk and posting leftist bait on /pol/
>>59904913
Red Dwarf, it wasn't still good when Kochanski became a main character though
Alright lads?
Been away for a few days, we still constantly going on about the EU and Muslims?
>>59904944
>The leader of a town or community in some parts of Asia Minor and the Indian subcontinent; "maliks rule the hinterland of Afghanistan under the protection of warlords"
interesting
Hi guys, is "bru" Ã la mode these days?
>>59904913
that one with the cat whos a black guy
>>59904924
Ohhhhh, his name is BALDY McDonagh.
This is who I was after:
https://youtu.be/n0gl18v5ouU?t=57
>>59904913
I watched my 2 favourite episodes of Red Dwarf the other night
>>59904939
Nope. Is Sci-Fi though.
>>59904976
Speak English, you frog twat.
How old is she again?
Bought my first comic book in 2 years. Think I'm back on board the DC train. New pull list
>Suicide Squad
>Death stroke
>Blue Beetle
>Wonder Woman
>Batman
>All Star Batman
>Titans
>Chinese Superman
And whichever book follows the Legion and Doc Manhattan plot in Rebirth.
>>59904976
irn is the in thing right now
>>59904991
Pollymorph and Backwards?
>>59904696
This literally did not happen.
Guys if you're gonna shitpost about Muslims at least make it believable to people who know muslims...
thinking of becoming an Irish Traveler
need a gf first I rekon
>Hi guys, is "bru" Ã la mode these days?
>>59904975
LET ME FLY FAR AWAY FROM HERE
FUN FUN FUN
IN THE SUN SUN SUN
I WANT TO LIE
SHIPWRECKED AND COMATOSE
DRINKING FRESH MANGO JUICE
GOLDFISH SHOALS
NIBBLING AT MY TOES
IT'S FUN FUN FUN
IN THE SUN SUN SUN
FUN FUN FUN
IN THE SUN SUN SUN
>>59904952
>there's your teamwork
you implied teamwork on a a large industrial scale ie. modern teamwork.
no problem with my wife (and her son) cooking rabbits
>youre no better than an animal.
its impossible to be better than an animal since i am an animal.
>>59905036
better than life and backwards, I will watch Pollymorph now though
>last two consecutive superpowers were english speaking countries
>tfw everyone has to learn my language and i dont have to do jack shit
feels good
>>59905032
>irn
Sorry but, what's this?
>>59905031
>all capeshit
Should have fucking stayed away tbhfam
>>59905048
>becoming an ethnicity
>>59905051
I have that exact hilt on my katana
>>59905078
irn is the trendy bru
>>59905023
24 or something
>>59905023
*unzips*
"old enough"
>>59904963
Man I loved it.
>>59904975
Let me fly! Fly away from here!
>>59904978
ye
>>59904991
Backwards is kinda shit desu. It makes even less sense than normal.
jim sterling literally lives with his wife's son
>>59904757
>get [government agency] invoolved
>in a case of a white european vs muslims
might as well piss in a fucking violin mate
>>59905061
micropolitics is still politics
your wife gets mad at you and she refuses to cook for you means you have to. It's just like how france refused to aid us in the Iraq war.
>>59904913
Wait, Craig charles is black?
>>59905105
doesn't he have multiple wives or something
>>59904776
Wouldn't the evolution of DMT producing parts of the brain and the social evolution of religion be on vastly different timescales?
>>59905064
Better than life is why I refuse to get an Occulus Rift.
>>59905114
no, its called a human relationship. stop being autistic.
>>59905031
Haven't even made it all the way through the new52 yet and now this new rebirth bollocks
>>59905118
Chyea maet, bot hees from Livehpewl.
>>59905129
he's in a polyamorous relationship with his wife i.e he's a cuck
>>59905089
Oh, ok but just ,what 'irn' mean?
>>59905158
I just thought he was swarthy like Tom jones or something
Halifax won't let me buy some shit online ffs, they think I aint me. So much cunting hassle.
>>59905150
Zoos need to be made illegal in 2nd/3rd world countries tb.h
>>59905178
iron
>>59905178
irn bru aye laddie
>>59905178
iron
>>59905146
an alliance between countries is also a human relationship, bud
Good old Louis
>>59905150
This
>>59905118
I had a similar realisation, growing up I simply didn't see Lister as black.
I think a good part of that feel of Red Dwarf is that even though half of the cast isn't white, race short of ayys, isn't brought up.
>>59905205
that
corporations are people, my friend
>>59905186
doxed
>>59905186
>using the globalist jew controlled banking system
good goy
>>59905191
>>59905198
Thznks lads.
louis theroux' documentaries are awful and autistic
when making the autism documentary the camera crew were not sure if they should film the autistic people or just louis himself
>>59905201
thats neither direct nor personal though.
youre just arguing semantics however.
>>59905204
Ps I read that somebody thought he was laughing, he was definitely crying throughout. What a fuck up family lmao
In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly
>>59905185
M80 he has fucking dreads ffs. Also his nose.
died on bullet hell lads
shame
>>59905220
It's a show of another time, when a man could be a "minority" without a fuss needing to be made about it. Plus Lister is so, I dunno, British in character.
>>59905247
your opinion is objectively shit
>>59905235
oh no are u the hacker known as "4chan?"
>>59905236
Just want to buy cheap shit off ebay desu.
>>59905282
he probably smokes as well, lad
>>59905247
what are some good documentaries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miotqEVeSo
>when rorke says black/paki lads aren't british
nah, not a fan
>>59905282
literal smoker
>>59905264
White people can have dreads
Know of any obscure post WW2 British military involvements lads?
>>59905335
yeah
>>59905335
yeah
>>59905335
yeah
>>59905335
Iraq
Iraq 2
Afghanistan
Falklands
>direct
meaningless crap you dropped in to intensify what you said.
>personal
monarchs used to marry off their children to princes and princesses out of as good faith in their alliances, so there's personal
>>59905335
Kosovo
Sierra Leone
ignore the other ones
Morbid thought of the hour; Do any of you know someone who An heroed? If so do you know why?
>>59905335
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War
EU vs Canada supported by The Royal Navy.
>>59905385
actually a very good post
haha
>>59905343
>>59905350
>>59905357
Terrible gimmick imhahafo (in my honest and humble and fair opinion).
>>59905387
lad at my school hanged himself
>>59905335
iceland fish wars
Doing a wank, you lads want a pic?
>>59905414
Not really a gimmick desu. Keeping kayfabe would be difficult
>Accidentally match with an ugly girl but don't want to unmatch because you don't want to hurt her feelings
new gimmick: the word yeah
cracks me up every time
>>59905335
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency
>"right wing"
>doesn't actually want monarchy
hmm
>>59905387
lad who was in my class in secondary threw himself in front of a train in august 2014
he was a right cunt though, so me and the lads didnt give a shit
but tbqh it is a bit weird to know that someone you were in class with and sat next to occasionally got fucking splattered by a train
With this fit Latvian girl at a bar lads, wish me luck x
I feel really sad
>>59905465
I support a Swiss style democracy where the head of state is a council of multiple people tbqh
>>59905472
>>59905416
>northerners
>>59905465
Right wing can be against traditionalism too lad
>>59905376
does it matter you retard? telling your wife to fuck off=/=being president of the united states
With this computer alone in my room lads, wish me luck x
>>59905387
My uncle, he hung himself from the attic beams of his house when my aunt went to the shop, he did it completely spur of the moment too because he prepared two teacups and the kettle was still boiling.
The last thing he ever said to me was that we will play a certain PS1 game together. We never did.
Miss him desu
>>59905535
good luck lad
>>59905506
i live in south oxfordshire
bigger southerner than you
there was a bird in a fishnet dress with her gf in town earlier
followed them about 10 minutes out of my way, then watched them make out, then watched the fishnet bum get squeezed irl by a girl from about 15ft
literally ran home and wanked twice with no break
>>59905530
>I dont understand what an analogy is
jump off a cliff
>>59905540
murder framed as suicide
>>59905535
She's called sabine, fancy my luck tonight hehe x
>>59905567
not an arguement
Stretching my ball skin out and scratching it with a DVD atm. Feels fucking godly desu.
>>59905604
what dvd
>>59905604
ad homenim
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/25/acne-and-exam-stress-among-factors-leading-young-people-to-suicide-study-finds
speaking of suicide
>offing yourself because of a few spots
>>59905335
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_National_Revolution
>>59905604
strawman
Anyone else get pubes caught in their foreskin?
>>59905644
Mentioned this yesterday
The suicide rate must go up because of exams
>>59905655
yeah but only my bfs i am shaven
Eating beans on toast at 1 am.
This is the life.
>>59905663
>yeah but only my bfs
Gay?
>>59905601
>arguement
just made a milky coffee
going to have some digestives with it
feeling proper naughty
>>59905689
>Spanish flag
>gay
Pick both.
>>59905662
i remember that
it was a good post desu almost gave it a (you)
>>59905610
Some shit copy of some shit thing called conspiracy of love. Don't even know what it is, never watched it or seen the case.
>>59905612
ad infinitum
>>59905651
equivocation
>>59905662
Does it go up amongst Uni students as well?
>>59905644
>>a few spots
Listening to Faith no more lads
>>59905707
desu I'd fuck a spanish lad
>>59905726
if he washed his face this never would have happened
>>59905604
cognitive dissonance
listening to linkin park - crawling
Summer vibes x
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>59905655
yeah especially when this lad walks slowly towards me
>>59905694
not an agruement
would you be a top or a bottom if you were gay lads? A bear or a twink?
>>59905743
should go without saying, it's the natural state to be in
normans leave the thread immediately
listening to linkin park - in the end
>>59905758
he's just getting the cross country from norwich now mate, got an any time off peak return
>>59905612
>>59905651
>>59905740
Awful gimmick desu lads. Even worse than the last.
Me and my gf are feminists
Pretty good tbqh
>>59905766
I'd be a lesbian and still pound your mum
>>59905743
>nu metal
Out you get
>>59905766
either a twunk or a twank
>>59905713
bandwagon
>>59905766
top
>>59905780
my surname sounds norman but is actually irish in origin
>>59905780
can you tell who is a norman?
>>59905758
I hear Granit Zhaka has signed for the Arse
will it be their year next season?
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20160606T18&p0=37&msg=HOI+4+Launch&font=cursive
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
How exactly did lisikis' photo leak onto /eire/ lads?
>>59905697
Cheeky post x
>>59905798
appeal to authority
>>59905811
fallacy fallacy
was reheating my dinner in the microwave and it exploded and now the inside is covered in rice and chicken
Listening to some nice Chicago house from the late 80's. Reminding me of the summer of love, and bombing absolute fucking pingers at the rave, Thatcher's Britain was a different place lads, great times that's all I can say.
>>59905811
is this real
>>59905814
>yank going full out ancestral on our arses
walking meme
>>59905766
I'm literally gay and I've topped and bottomed and enjoyed both.
theyve started doing iced coffee at wetherspoons
>tfw no norman blood in me
feels good lads
>>59905853
what are you going to do about it?
>>59905766
i just would not be gay
>>59905869
benders out
j'habite en le montagne avec mon chat et mon chiens y mon freur
>>59905881
i'll probably clean it up tomorrow, can't be fucked right now
>>59905850
Not an argument
>>59905860
Yes mon ami
The memes are becoming very real
>>59905848
The sex is really fun
>>59905892
Begging the question
>no normie blood in me
Feels alright man tbqh
>Do you have anxiety?
>I have anxiety.
An ode to Sara Davidson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcqj0aasWo
https://twitter.com/Channel4/status/735586487245275136
>>59905903
if that's how you choose to live your life then so be it
>tfw can't land a royale
why even live
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
REEEEEEEE
>>59905906
i love how zyklon ben fully embraced the memery and started supporting trump with his recent drawings
they don't even need to be edited desu
>>59905857
are you eating some 'go style 'za to go with it
>>59905864
its called google
actually i found out the "origin" of my surname in class when learning about the norman conquest of irelqnd
said i was a norman
im not a norman
>>59905892
anectdotal evidence
>>59905906
no true scotsman
>>59905925
cherrypicking
lads
>>59905892
argumentum ad nauseam
>>59905965
>That shitstorm over the first lady drawing he did with everyone calling him racist and sexist
>no true scotsman
hate when people use this one wrong
it's like they don't even understand it
>>59905943
They're parents should've spanked them
>>59905957
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_invasion_of_Ireland
we all know that feel
I just lost the game
>>59905957
Mark?
>>59905948
Steve?
>>59905928
Jake?
>>59905900
Jackie?
>>59905873
Tom?
>>59905857
Dan?
>>59905837
Reece?
>>59905814
Arnold?
why the fuck do people put sponge in desserts like trifles and tiramisu?
It gets soggy and becomes vile
Animals
>>59906051
lost my dick down your mum throat
>want to play a bullet hell
>too tired to concentrate and keep fucking up
it's the little things
>>59905990
2,5,7,6,1,4,3
>>59906093
Touhou?
>ywn marry one of the aristocracy
why live lads
You faggots are making too much of these threads on here.You should chill out a bit with /brit/
>>59906072
Gave me a fucking heart attack there for a second you cunt.
>>59905990
Are those Koreans?
>>59906114
Sam cam is pretty fit tbf
>>59906072
errrrrrr yes actually
Lewis?
>>59905739
if you have shit skin it can't be helped
>>59906126
They don't look Korean.
>>59904642
>he doesn't wear comfy ugg boots as inside shoes to keep his tootsie toes warm and snug
how does it feel to be cucked?
