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fuck everyone below this post
maisie
nth
>>59888188
you
hi
9th for getting away with justified mass homicide
wtf theres a paki on the chase named paddy lol
Am I white lads?
Tabletposting is supremely comfy
>>59888252
.....no. Is this a trick question?
in the mood to get blackout drunk
>>59888252
you look arab
being cucked by microsoft
>>59888274
want to get drunk with me?
>>59888252
no you look spanish/north african
i wish i had a gf
bf and i made a video
Our Simon.
russians are increasing
going to message my matches tomorrow lads
wish me luck
>>59888285
>tfw born in the UK but moved to the states before getting a British accent
>Turned 22 at the weekend
>Got something through th epost from work about my pension
I've no idea how it works but it looks like work are paying £142 a month even though I put nothing in lmao.
>Tfw getting old
>>59888329
No I'd just end up beating the shit out of you you little anime posting whelp
>>59888347
Very impressive
Having a few cheeky ones to take the edge off hehe ;)
things that should require a license:
>giving advice
>expressing an opinion in general
>>59888397
some of its probably being docked from your wages
I have a pension and it started when I was 19
>>59888383
whoops didn't mean to reply to Ivan
>>59888340
I'm actually partially Portuguese, but I have greater percentage of another non-white county in my genes
>Tfw hate working but since starting work have got out of my overdraft, been able to treat myself to things like a macbook, have saved thousands in separate accounts and get loads of free shit from work like branded clothes and coats and meals
shit. So this is how you get trapped in wage slavery eh?
>>59888362
I am the only Russian who has so far posted.
>>59888383
Do Americans like British accents?
>>59888406
Good luck faggot.
>>59888425
Unironically see potential in this
>>59888427
Well it says that I'm currently paying 0% and my employer is paying a certain percent about 0 which implies I'm getting free money?
just bought an amazon fire stick. not sure why yet
>>59888440
>seperate accounts
why do this?
>>59887988
>stop masturbating for two days
>can actually get an erection outside masturbating
>have a wank and cum buckets
>go back to my old heathen ways
HOW DO I STOP
>>59888440
>buying nice things
wage cuck
>>59888447
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>59888440
what job lad?
>tfw almost 22
>can't reverse the sands of time
>>59888447
yes.
>>59888447
>Do Americans like British accents?
There's the Mid-Atlantic accent which has it's origins in the US but sounds like a mix between a English and US accent. Unfortunately very few people speak with it any more.
Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons speaks with a Mid-Atlantic accent
>>59888491
next time you want to click on porn just don't do it
that's how I did it
>>59888440
>macbook
>>59888440
Yeah i was stuck in arrogant student mode for so long, until I felt the high of consumer hedonism.
Fully indoctrinated wage slave now. No going back
>>59888488
one for him
one for his gf
one for his gf's bf
>>59888486
It's easy to jailbreak and stream live TV for free
>Tfw at my gf's sister's house and they were watching basketball playoffs through iTV
>>59888486
Bought the £50 Amazon tablet, really decent.
It's much better with the Google Play Store on it though.
>>59888491
>tfw get laid
>can't ejaculate
porn is the fucking devil
>>59888488
One is a Help to Buy ISA which basically gives the best interest rates with absolutely no requirement. Withdraw with no penalty etc and if I ever buy a house the government will give me a quarter of whatever I save toward it.
Only downside is it takes £200 max a month so it's a nice easy way to slowly save and put money away for a house without actively trying.
The other saving account is about 2% unlimited deposit so as long as it grows every month they'll give me interest.
Then I keep my spending money in a current account I get paid into.
One saving for a house.
One saving for travelling/ monging out/ doing something cool/emergencies
One for everyday spending and stuff.
>>59888566
weebs out
>>59888557
It's weird because as a student I almost enjoyed living frugally and wasn't bothered about scraping the coins together for a pint.
Now I'm working I dread the thought of not getting a proper wage every month.
>>59888523
Lobbyist
really should get a job this summer
>>59888242
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6EUjqOkh34g
>>59888581
>having over £200 a month after bills
FOB
>>59888516
Wiki says you both use it now
>Use of fag and faggot as the term for an effeminate man has become understood as an Americanism in British English, primarily due to entertainment media use in films and television series imported from the United States. When Labour MP Bob Marshall-Andrews was overheard supposedly using the word in a bad-tempered informal exchange with a straight colleague in the House of Commons lobby in November 2005, it was considered to be homophobic abuse.[11][12]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28slang%29#Use_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>59888581
wew nice lad
How do you allocate your wages?
>>59888592
What makes you think I'm a weeb? ;)
What way should I vote in eu ref lads?
I'm a Catholic from ni so any nationalistic arguments for leaving I don't really have time for in regards to this referendum desu
just spilt brown sauce all over my fucking white t-shirt
I bet the fucking normies did this
>>59888664
Nonces fire
xbox or ps4 ?
>>59888632
I live at home though.
>>59888660
Depending on the month/ bonuses/ expenses (which I make money on for driving to places but the idea is that the extra money accounts for wear on the car)/ other shit like that I come away with quite a bit for a young 20s person because I live at home.
£200 goes instantly into a H2B without fail, my current account always stays above £1k so if anything that gets topped up first so that my months expenses don't let it dip below i.e. car insurance/fuel/eating etc.
Then usually anywhere from 400-700 into a savings account and maybe spend a bit in my current account on random things i.e. birthday presents/holidays etc.
I used to get happy about it until I realised that people out there are starting on like 40k etc.
>>59888763
ps desu
Stop calling them pakis. They're brits just like you and I. 99% of them haven't even been to Pakistan.
might revive the peak of the week gimmick
>>59888732
What are you eating with brown sauce at this time of day?
If it's not a steak (and kidney) pie, you fucking deserved it desu
had a hyper successful state on tropico lads basically built everything and got more money than I can spend and very happy populace.
Going to crash it all into the ground and go full pyongyang with a few constitution alterations
>>59888491
remember that every time you don't masturbate you increase your pleasure gauge for the next fap, so the pleasure you deny yourself today will wait for you till tomorrow
>>59888763
PS4
Add me
>>59888823
paki
>>59888826
spag bol
how common are girls as gorgeous as this in britain?
>>59888745
That's only the start
What are cats?
>people born when What I go to School For was released are in Year 9 now
wew
>>59888569
>>tfw get laid
>>can't ejaculate
>porn is the fucking devil
how? i don't think I would last a minute during sex
>>59888874
She's not that gorgeous 2bh. I see plenty of women much more gorgeous every day.
doing a really smelly coffee shit
>>59888874
all over the place mate
I can't walk to the shops without constantly tripping over beautiful women
>>59888869
> brown sauce on spag bol
Disgusting
>>59888874
avg unislag
there are many better looking girls
>>59888869
Then you deserve it for not splashing out on a bit of Worcestershire sauce
>>59888926
Neither did I until I actually had sex. I've fucked numerous times and haven't been able to cum, due to the fact I've overstimuated myself with porn. It's a well documented problem amongst young men.
>>59888869
>brown sauce on spag bol
Rafa's staying lads
Newcastle are going straight up next year
>>59889053
>was managing Real
>is now in the championship
TURKS
OUT
>>59888826
Fuck off rasheed brown sauce is GOAT and can be eaten with anything
>>59889053
howay the lads
tights
>>59889099
>could be in Milan on Saturday instead he's in the northeast
>>59889179
Fuck off poleaboo, nobody wants to ee your arse
>>59889160
Is there a greater bastard spawn of England than Australia?
>>59889179
is that poleaboo?
can i run windows from an external hd taken out of a mac?
>>59889205
New Zealand
>>59889194
>>59889212
how new
that picture is a /brit/ classic
Eating some chilli con carne for dins x
>>59889194
You mean proleaboo.
>>59889226
Your shit fetish is now forever tainted by that mental paki.
Enjoy
just pissed in some lads chili con carne through the window
7-year-old transgender kid on Look North
Fucking hell at least wait till 18
>>59889222
*provide evidence to support your argument
>>59889205
Watch your fucking mouth
karen
>>59889283
t. Hwangatiki Pakanui
>>59889160
>>59889205
>>59889283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59889261
"oh johnny is playing with dolls?"
"he must be a female trapped in a male's body"
>I will never be Australian
>>59889053
Mike Ashley is staying too
Enjoy being a yo-yo club
Too big for championship too shit for pl
>>59889295
I would give my left nut to cream in her fanny
>>59889358
you got something in your eye pal
>>59889358
Do you have shiny rocks to sell?
>I will never be Australian
>>59888434
ayy i was pretty close then, same peninsula
do only true lads or absolute legends get nicknames like Gazza, Jezz, Tazz, Tezz, Mezz, etc.
and is there some kind of flow chart to what the name becomes
Why do girls get so nervous when I talk to them?
>>59889295
>brown eyes
dropped
>>59889344
This desu. I played with dolls as a child.
>I will never be Australian
>>59889417
Are you ugly?
>>59889417
You're gorgeous and overwhelm them.
>once again the topic of conversation veers towards Australia
hate all of you racists
>>59889462
not really, probably 7/10
>>59889464
see above
just bought a papa johns
>>59889435
me too desu
it was an action man doll though
and i had those military vehicle miniatures too
pretty good childhood in all honesty
>one shot at life
>was born australian
>to an upper middle class family
>in the best city in the country
I was thinking about this the other day, it's hard to grasp just how fucking lucky I am. luckier than 99.9% of all humans who have ever lived.
hands are sticky from eating pineapple
>>59889506
racist
>>59889344
as harsh as the reality is, allowing this behaviour condemns the child to an entire childhood of bullying and probably resulting mental damage becuase of it as an adult
retarded
just seen the new xmen
sophie desu
>>59889414
It's Uncle Mez, who is it? It's the miracle man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOPyVrfOnIc
>>59889537
delete this
>>59888874
everywhere
>>59889536
can you send me a block of tofu
>>59889466
how can we not talk about the big strong AusGODs? You literally run this '''poomunity'''
>>59889559
She looked fat and her big scene was terrible
Disappointed desu
>>59889414
they arent all like that
tell me your name and ill tell you what your lad nickname would be
>>59889536
>>in the best city in the country
Brisbane then?
>>59889531
Mine were actual ones meant for girls. I had toy soldiers as well though.
>>59889598
Perth desu
>>59889536
>Melbourne
>>59889577
you look fat
>>59889646
I am fat
>>59889344
literally played with polly pocket when i was younger
would have turned out a fake woman if i was born 10 years later
I want to go back.
>>59889536
>>in the best city in the country
How's Sydney?
>>59889598
brisbane mentioned
Might play The Sims lads, but I'm not sure which one to play. Which Sims should I play?
what the fuck i literally ordered 2 minutes ago
go to bed daniel
message to all fattys:
stop being fat
>>59889667
My sister had loads of those and I fucking loved them.
>>59889696
Probably someone's canceled order
>>59889699
stop talking lynn
>>59889684
simcity 4
>>59889668
What the FUCK happened?
>>59889673
It's shit, but pleasant in small doses
if this cunting cat doesnt shut fucking up about being fed I'm going to fuck him out the window
>>59889667
polly polly pocket
I ldon't care about what happens to the country as long as I'm rich and happy
message to all hattys:
stop being hat
>>59889696
musta gave you one they made ages ago but couldnt sell
>>59889722
grim
>>59889711
i went polly pocket - "classic" doll house - sims - simcity
i think i just like to pretend i'm really big
>>59889732
what if someone sees?
>>59889727
I said The Sims, not Sim City, you stupid fucking frog fuck.
>>59889789
reminder
games I'm bored of
dark souls 3
stellaris
overwatch
games I am currently playing
totalwar: warhammer
>>59889794
Civ 5
>>59889810
thought overwatch came out yesterday or something
I want to visit Australia.
>He didn't go over to the girl's house across the street and play house with her and her dolls
/r9k/ NEET Confronted By His Fed Up Father
Did he handle this correctly? What would you do in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7D
>cunting cat
>>59889794
Populous: the beginning
>>59889784
I need a second name too, because that really does factor into it.
you can make one up if you like
>>59889824
exactly
it's that boring
so if conservatives are last generation's liberals
and considering the state of this generation's liberals
what does that say about next generation's liberals
>>59889794
you should play simcity 4 tho
>>59889684
Sims 2 was the best 2bh, but it runs shit nowadays
>>59889684
SimAnt
>>59889730
Yanks/Kikes/Pakis/Niggers happened
>>59889829
millionaires out
>>59889696
you probably ordered something shitty and generic like pleberroni and they just gave you an old one
>>59889661
Fat cunt haha
bit weird how I'll not see a lot of people who are graduating this year ever again
>>59889822
I'm going to fucking gut you, Mohammad, you fucking goat-fucking smelly cunt.
>>59889849
Fuck off you fucking moorish muslim non-white cunt, go back to not having A FUCKING JOB
>>59889856
FUCK OFF FROG REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59889849
first game I purchased for the pc
when they used to come in those big card boxes with like 5 cdroms
I love Australia.
>>59889849
*blasts all my villagers into the sea and drowns them*
chatting with her right now lads
I've set a high standard with my wit so far and I'm a bit worried I'm running on empty now
>>59889903
Roller Coaster Tycoon
>>59889903
the sims is a trash game for girls
>>59889903
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
>>59889937
I'M GOING TO FUCKING ROLLER COASTER YOUR TIE, COON
>>59889851
Whatever Big Kev's last name is, Cena?
>>59889839
I had a sister for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
overwatch just made me want to play tf2 again desu
>>59889684
(Airport) Sim(ulator 2016)
>>59889909
>he didn't have an entire collection of pirated games he couldn't even identify from the cds
>>59889937
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
>>59889903
Europa Universalis IV
>>59889996
The first game I ever played was Airport tycoon.
>>59889982
Did you ever borrow her clothes?
>>59889684
Age of Empires 2
>>59889959
A FUCKING LEAF CURRENT YEAR SAY SORRY FOR PAKIS A BILLION YEARS AGO
>>59889966
MOHAMMAD, FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO CUTTING VAGINAS AND FUCKING BOYS
>>59890015
AHMED YOU FUCKING SERPENT. STOP TRYING TO REMIND ME OF THE CURRENT FALL OF EUROPE YOU FUCKING SMELLY RAT
>>59889996
Might play this desu
>>59889987
GREAT post
>>59890037
for what?
Got into my visual studio online lads
all is well
>>59890061
(The) Sim(psons) (Road Rage)
hate my fucking job lads
yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy
>>59889928
So do I, our greatest son of the empire.
Cuz cliches don't have any impact
So I guess I will be matter of fact
Cause it's so good to know ya
That I just don't know how to show ya
I love you
You know that
Don't you?
I love you
>>59890003
dying at a re-read of this
>>59890172
Professional potato peeler?
>>59890172
what's your job lad
>>59890172
give it here then
>>59889987
Post more traditional Australian stuff!!
>>59890172
i just got some shit job that emailed me the work schedule but not the fucking start date, the email said DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL, so i went down there and the mexican security guard didnt speak english, and so i went to call the business, and it redirected the call to india for Raj to not tell me shit about anything specific
It's all kicking off lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
I genuinely believe my father is crazy
This might be the end for me
>Mourinho is expected to replace sacked Louis van Gaal, with talks ongoing between his agent Jorge Mendes and United officials.
>But it has emerged that Chelsea still own the 'Jose Mourinho' name as a trademark - meaning United may need to pay a six-figure sum for the rights.
aaaaaaaAAAAHHhHHhhhh yes modern football, very impressive
>>59890269
I laughed pretty good at that la
>>59889928
What London bar are you working in, Bruce?
>>59889987
makes me tear up a bit
>There are redditors here who haven't heard the Louie vocaroo before
Best soap
>>59890331
some of the lads only visit sporadically m8 it's not a big deal so don't be a cunt about it
>>59890300
I want a Wayne Rooney action figure desu
what happened to that lad who had a russian gf that used to post here?
got a ticket for detonate festival lads, gonna be sick
>>59890370
i killed him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGsjayZcUA
dun a vid lads
>>59890369
can you interchange the head between hair transplants, also fuck off I want a Vardy action figure with thai ladyboi companions
>>59890383
oh heck haha
>>59890323
Wetherspoons
>>59890248
Here (You) go my friend, it's all yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgsebueN-o
>>59890383
you can't have because I killed him and I'm not you
>>59890395
Feel the Bern!
>>59890408
The deluxe 12" figure comes with a beer belly
>>59890270
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Sounds very abusive desu, reminds me of when my dad would attack my mum..
>>59890369
>>59890408
>>59890475
this was all done by the same poster
>ywn Massacre Royalists and Irish alongside Cromwell
I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're five points clear, i've been a season ticket holder for near enough 20 years, I moved to Wales, and I've seen Robbie, I've seen Muzzy, and I've seen Lennon, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Robbie. With all due respect Robbie, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Kanteh, Drinkeh, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now five.. hang on a minute.. we're now five clear, five points clear.
I went to Atletico Madrid, I went to Red Star. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Manchester United, Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, wear the fox, wear the blue.. wear the fox, wear the blue, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Robbie, l-like.. oh, honest to God...
Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance of winning the league Robbie. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Robbie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot win the league, please..
>>59890490
Was it?
>reminds me of when my dad would attack my mum
>>59890431
I love Australia, but I don't love spiders.. how often do you see spiders? I remember in primary school we were told that Australians had to check their shoes every time they put them on in case a spider was in them.
>>59890300
what the fuck lmao
ban finally lifted lads
who'd've thought posting half time slags during england vs turkey would get you banned? not me that's for sure
England are playing the Socceroos on friday
Who are you aussieboos going to support?
>>59890270
Lel
>>59890270
mum seems like a massive enabler
Why hasn't Quebec seceded yet?
>>59890582
site wide ban for half time 7s? nah that can't be right mate, I only get 3 day bans and it's only on /sp/
>>59890207
maintinence
>>59890552
dont look very british to me
>>59890496
Republican scum, I'll squash you under the heel of my boot like any other cockroach.
>>59890582
it's a blue board you daft cow
>>59890528
Not very funny mate.. glad he's dead now desu
>>59890270
GET FUCKED WAYNE GET FUCKED
>>59890619
they're like scotland and only use the referendum to get more money
>>59890582
>seeing out bans
C U C K
>>59890506
do you have the 'Illsbreh version?
>>59890623
once got an 18 day ban from all boards for posting "FONT"
>>59890631
looks like it was made by a JF who only ever sees tourists desu
>>59890666
the last referendum was REALLY close
anglos and wogs literally stole it
dunno why Invaders Must Die gets such a bad rep there's some rate bangers on it
fancy a pizza or something shite for tea but already had KFC for lunch :x
>>59890680
>autist btfo by mega autist janny
pottery
>>59890600
I might like Australia, but I'll always put my country first before all others.
>>59890600
Fuck off yank
>>59890582
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>59890568
We get told the same stuff 2bh
this is perfectly natural, goy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ-D9atKl7Q
Why are they so autistic?
might sit here and chain-eat four packets of fruitellas
>>59890270
SHUT UP LIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP
I could knock the fuck out of any of you uni twats.
>>59890739
Good lad
>>59890746
,,|,,
When did /brit/ become overwhelmed with thick niggers and stupid Aussies?
>>59890600
Soccerwho? is more like it tbqh
>>59890807
seriously, fuck off fatty
never post again, not even to reply to this post
trogdooooor
hmm
That's pretty cool
Poleaboos purchases of girl clothes are completely offset but the income he receives in the form on NEETbux
>>59890820
think you grew your neckbeard upside down lad
>>59890798
Aren't familiar with the internet.
haha ello
ah yes
the law on the side of justice yet again
>>59890820
why is she licking a flower pot
also
>tfw you milk a yank (you)cow for a (you)
>>59890864
HOLD DOOR
>>59890798
>u r very sex pls giv me sex acept frien reques
off to barcelona on sunday lads
any tips to bang catalan chicks?
Lads are black guys more fem than white men? I'm not gay but I think pic related would look hot as a girl/trap.
>>59890884
Do your parents know you are dressing as a girl?
>>59890937
He's like 75% white.
>>59890938
Of course not
>>59890935
cornetto
>>59890908
I bet it's cos he never had planning permission, but that doesn't grab headlines.
>>59890938
Poleaboo's dad has gone to fight for ISIS
>>59890937
his wife is qt imo
>>59890908
>A spokeswoman for his housing association, Sovereign, said: ‘We don’t want to prevent anyone enjoying hobbies which may include fish keeping in a garden pond but, as the landlord, we do ask residents to get our permission if they intend running a business from their home or building a permanent structure.
>‘Due to the substantial size of the pond we’re talking to our insurance company and with the resident about how we might resolve this.’
>The housing association did not comment on Kevin’s claims about the pond posing a risk to burglars.
looks like you fell for the clickbait headlines designed to rile up middle age men who say 'health and safety gone mad!' and apparently stupid johnny foreigners too
>>59890794
>those accents
>all that dyed hair, fake nails, and make-up
good riddance
I wonder if louie is okay ;_;
>>59890829
the day your mum etc.
Back from the gym lads
Did you behave yourselves?
