Had enough edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4goZxXRZk
What average anon from /brit can tell me about parliament, because what I can see in this video looks very glibly and notable.
How do parliament works?
The are just two different parties who argue with each other?
How I can notice ordinary folks can ask a prime minister too, who can join to this debate?
Why peoples stand up after someone stops his speech?
What will happen if the ruling party lose those debate?
Is this some sort of tradition to say "yeah" if you agree with the speaker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewM1NvM6EqU&index=1&list=LLsZHTzWLNBNsKMLPMVpRs4Q
>>59886022
bit cheeky
ALL TURKS CAN FUCK OFF FROM THIS THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
>>59886097
you should've been aborted, you fucking abomination
>>59886106
They say aye like a pirate.
hiding behind my door
>>59886131
>ALL TURKS CAN FUCK OFF FROM THIS THREAD
>>59886106
House of banter.
Opposing parties and all people elected, representing their constituents go there and shill for goodies to be given to the area they represent.
Desperate for attention desu
*reads The Prince*
*bends you to my will*
>>59886022
EARLY YOU STUPID CUNT
>>59886106
OOOOR ORRR ORRR HODOR HODOR!!!
first for the sun never setting in the british empire
>>59886055
I don't care about Poleaboo, don't care that he's a paki and don't care that he dresses like a frumpy 50s housewife.
Squealing cunts like you are far more annoying than he ever is
>>59886224
do NOT steal my gimmick ever again
quite interesting watching the waves of people coming to /brit/ and discovering the Louie vocaroo for the first time
>>59886224
*Puts my tinfoil hat on*
*Calls my reptilian guardians for assistance*
Once I find foundation in the right tone, I'll be ready to go out with one of you nice boys
Any thoughts on what film we'll watch?
>>59886247
RARE
A
R
E
>>59886276
Haha sorry that was me xx
ah yes, very tolerant
>new balance are the Neo Nazi trainer of choice
>also used by the Israeli army
/pol/ BTFO
dad's threatening to take away my sweet food and drinks again
>>59886106
>The are just two different parties who argue with each other?
there's a government side and an opposition side, there are several parties in Opposition currently. The leader of the largest Opposition party is the Leader of the Opposition
>How I can notice ordinary folks can ask a prime minister too, who can join to this debate?
This is just a gimmick the current Opposition leader does to seem more in touch
>Why peoples stand up after someone stops his speech?
so they can speak next, if the Speaker of the House lets them
>What will happen if the ruling party lose those debate?
they can whip their own party members to vote and if they follow the whip the law will go through, but sometimes government members will rebel and a Law will fail.
>Is this some sort of tradition to say "yeah" if you agree with the speaker?
you aren't allowed to clap, so that's what they do instead
>W-We are going to l-leave now guise.
>L-Look at me i-i had enuf
>F-Fuck Da EU guise.
>G-Guise p-pls im important
>G-Give me attention RRRREEEEE
>Allah save the Queen
This is pretty much what I think about you and Brexit atp
lads, would I make a qt trap?
>>59886247
A maxim stolen from the Spanish.
>>59886207
Do you want to go out with me sometime?
I'm sure we'll attract plenty of attention
What do you think Loiue is doing right now?
>want to get US made pocket knife
>it's $20 on their website
>email them about international shipping
>they say they no longer ship internationally, but a French company does
>go to French site
>it's £50 with delivery
Anyone remember this absolute belter of a meme
>>59886330
What a hideous advert
>>59886364
You never cease to impress me
>>59886356
its just the lighting, dont worry
>>59886371
playing computers games in his pajamas
what a life!
>>59886364
Your shoulders are too broad to pretend to be a girl.
>>59886371
posting frogs on /r9k/
>>59886406
>>59886330
Having some soft boiled eggs
>>59886306
>Any thoughts on what film we'll watch?
I was thinking we could watch "The Resolve of the Brave 2". It's mostly about the fighting in al-Anbar, which means that ar-Ramadi and al-Fallujah are all featured.
It includes lots of Istishhadi attacks as well, and the nasheeds are excellent.
My personal favourite part is in pic related, when Abu 'Uthman and the media knight Battar al-Ansar storm the house before performing Istishhadi attacks.
I'd rate the film an 8/10
>>59886364
That's kind of you to offer but I think I'd rather drink my own melted shit, thanks Amer.
Reminder to not talk to Poleaboo
>he's a paki
>on /int/
>on /brit/
>he does it for (You)s
>he takes his "gimmick" very seriously
>>59886247
RARE AS FUCK
A
R
E
>>59886330
>operation black vote
*overwhelmingly votes remain and labour in turn subverting the native population*
>>59886354
>W-were gonna pay denpts
>w-wait need mo shekels fo dem pograms and ooze
>Swar on mi mum ladm8 gonna pay u back just set me another 50 bill euro m8 pl-pls
>B-but I pay u bak next week, our wimmin are whoring themselves out for the price of a sandwich pls set us another 40 billion euros!
>GIB MUNY OR WE LET THROUGH BILLIONS OF OUR OWN POOSKINS! GIB MUNNY NOW!!
>LOL GIB BACK MARBLES AS WELL LOLOLOL!
That's Greece.
Is Poleaboo a Muslim?
i can't stand being black
so i'm going to slit my wrists
poleaboo dresses exactly how a guy with no experience with women thinks women dress
>>59886330
Me on the right
>>59886545
ok good
im the official swedish poster of brit btw
>>59886545
Take a load of aspirin and slice vertically down the Ulnar and Radial arteries.
>>59886545
Don't do it Jamal, think of all the Swedish girls you could have.
>Housemate says he's moving his internet gf in with him
>2 weeks later he posts on facebook "Well that's that relationship ended".
>She's still here
??????
>>59886545
slice really thin so it dissipaters in the olive oil
>>59886530
Yes, I most certainly am
Preferred pakipoo before the tranny gimmick. Would have even met up with him if acted like a normal lad.
>>59886330
absolutely no fucking idea what this ad is trying to imply lads
>>59886525
>whoring for a price of a sandwich
>
>>59886571
im the official russian poster of brit
>>59886559
That's not completely true
or at least I'm not on the extreme where I dress like a whore
>>59886603
Liar
back from work lads
listening to this vocaroo
2d fags out Tbh
>brother got ill and it turned out to be a chest infection
>mum recently got ill with a chest infection
>think my sister is on the early stages of it
>I got to Beijing in just over two weeks
I better not get fucking ill
>>59886644
Swedes out.
>>59886612
It means if you vote leave you're voting for evil racist WHITE MALE bigots while voting to remain is a vote for sweet old grannies who bake you curry pie
normans vacate the premises
>>59886618
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/greek-women-forced-prostitution-the-6921080
Watching wheeler dealers
Top show
>tfw you get play of the game with Bastion
>>59886631
you just throw together items of clothing and hope they work but they mostly dont
>walk past my old primary school
>filled to the brim with pakis
not looking forward to the 2021 NI census lads
>>59886655
If your lungs aren't fucked up now, they will be by the time you leave Beijing.
Its like trying to breathe soup over there.
>>59886676
>anti-meanie
always in self-defense huh
>>59886364
for gods sake stop posting these
I feel sick
you do not look like a girl whatsoever m8
A-Are you lads actually going to leave?
>>59886722
>mostly don't
A big greasy paki doesn't work with any women's clothing.
Please leave the EU Britain, I fucking hate the EU. If you guys leave the EU it will fuck it up and we might stop be such EU cucks since secretly we just copy you.
Don't puss out like Scotland.
>>59886746
Always.
OH WE WERE COMING AROUND
YOU THREW ME BACK DOWN
YOU HAD MY TRUST IN YOUR HANDS
YOU GAVE IT UP AGAIN
WE WERE COMING AROUND
SO FAR FROM DEALING
WITH ALL THESE LITTLE GAMES
you guys just don't know how awful it is to be black
to know that there are gorillas with higher iq than you, to know that you will never be able to survive without handouts
i hate being a negro, even gorillas have more humanity than me
>>59886743
Looked at my sisters class photo and the majority of children are pakis
This is the new Britain
>>59886783
>>59886765
>>59886781
Votes gonna get Austria'd.
Had a dream last night that me mam was a victim of serious online trolling and it made her really sad. Going to rethink my shitposting in future :S
>>59886810
anton, tagga ner lite nu va
Business idea: Draw your name in a characteristic style to signal consent.
>>59886783
We'll leave, just for EU XP
I guess you could say
Louie held the door
>>59886722
>throw together items of clothing
They're literally just a dress + tights
Hardly a mish mash of random styles
Looking forward to the 2021 NI census lads
>>59886811
>see cousins class photo
>everyone in it is white
>>59886601
clearly a man who doesnt know what to do with his hands
you look awkward in every single shot
its cringeinducing
>>59886677
No, but nice twist
>>59886818
We at least the young Irish who actually vote despise the EU, give us a few years and we may be gone.
>>59886811
>walk around town
>still 90%+ white people
feels good living north of the border
>>59886811
All the kids in my brother's year 7 class are white, and I mean every single one. Quite impressive really.
>>59886810
>is endangered
>can survive on its own
>>59886810
>>59886810
this is pretty offensive material
please stop posting here
>>59886851
HODOR
Can you explain to me why do alt. rights support Brexit? Without polish toilet cleaners you would have to import toilet cleaners from India again. I don't think rights like Indians more than poles. What's the point?
who /whitemale/ here?
fucking hell lads he's going mental
>>59886858
>super hero t-shirt with acid wash short-shorts and overly patterned tights
hmm
>>59886869
What do I do with my hands?
I can understand maybe how someone can be a virgin in the late teens/early twenties, but how can someone be kissless?
I'm about as far from normie as you can get and even I've had sex with several girls and tongued many more than that
>>59886879
Seriously though don't put it past slimy David Scumeron to rig the vote.
But the backbenchers have said he's out if we vote in or out.
Also talk of riots if we stay in and the demand of a new vote.
Or some such stuff. Polls are close but again, it'll be rigged, Scumeron loves the EU too much to let it go.
>>59886920
because britain wants more pakis and indians and less slavs
such is their way
hi
wer r the EU?
thanks
>>59886920
because we are all secretly pakis here, pretending to be rorkes
>>59886920
Britons will work those jobs
>>59886947
I had my first kiss the same time I lost my virginity
kissing someone without fucking them seems silly to me
>>59886930
I can't think of anything patterned tights go with
But I can accept I probably should have bought the shorts in a darker colour
>>59886948
>Also talk of riots if we stay in
lol
do you think people are really that animated about leaving the EU? it's mostly old people who will be voting leave
>>59886947
I'm a kissless virgin and I never had any female friends and didn't go to shit like raves or stuff in my teens. I just stayed in and played vidya. 21 btw.
>>59886921
>white male
get out this is our safe space
>Walk past a primary school on a school trip today.
>Not a SINGLE white child
>>59886953
on stellaris i uplifted some cockroaches and named their world Ankara after your nation
What's there to do in the East Midlands lads? Finished uni and got a few weeks til exams, nothing to do though because the place is a shithole
>>59886683
>https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://www.tovima.gr/society/article/%3Faid%3D757758&usg=ALkJrhjAOgB7JvwcnZaEwX7Q0kIRRSRc4A
Hhhmmm I bet they didn't report that over there
My name is Maria, I am sixteen, I have blonde hair, and you can't stop reading ,you have already started!! I was murdered 7/14 with my father's shotgun and a butcher knife. If you dont post this to 20 other boards, I will come and kill you in the middle of the night. You have five hours. Don't believe me? Google: Maria Marsha
March 22 at 3:52am
I'm literally the only white kid in my Year 4 class, it's fucking disgusting
>>59887005
Would you really want a white child to be in a school were they were the only one?
Is he Jewish?
>>59887016
>>59887016
see you in a month
>>59887010
Come visit me :3
just put £100 on newcastle to win the championship next season
easy money
>>59887068
does it matter
Is anyone here really not interested in having a wife and kids?
>>59887005
>>59886349
>they can whip their own party members to vote and if they follow the whip the law will go through, but sometimes government members will rebel and a Law will fail.
Wait, member of party can reject Law, which was designed by his own party and it will fail? Party cannot delete this member or what?
>you aren't allowed to clap
Why?
Also, does the PM is importiest
>>59887010
where in the east mids are you?
me and the missus
>>59887114
me
I don't plan on getting married or having kids
>>59887104
What odds, nigress?
>>59887114
haha yes I am also a twenty something who finds children annoying and has no current interest whatsoever in marriage isn't that a fascinating phenomenon that nobody has experienced ever before fascinating
>>59887013
>>59887191
savage
>>59887103
Pay for the plane ticket and it's a deal la. No funny business though.
>>59887167
Loogabarooga
*purrs*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308241
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308241
Important poll
>>59887191
I'm in my 30s and have never been interested. Ain't my bag.
>Watching new GoT
>A guy literally just has his cock out on screen for no reason
>>59887114
add to that owning a house and having a job for life
>>59887239
Would you like me to translate it then?
Or its against the sharia law ?
i remember when i was in primary school, year 7 i think. we had a transfer student called ahmed who was about 6'' tall and had to sit at the front of the class with a stress ball. nobody liked him. naturally he fucking dominated the sports day before he left though.
bit sad when i think about it
>>59887270
so progressive
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36379934
I often read British poltards who complain about muh Christianity but they complain about black people simultaneously who are more usually more devote and religious people and majority of british blacks are Christians. How do they solve that contradiction?
>RACISTS BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36377394
>>59887295
six inches tall you say?
>>59887305
ah
yes
>>59887291
pay denbts
>>59887301
fucking hell
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
Did the change Brand's actor in season 6 of game of thrones lads?
>>59887133
>Wait, member of party can reject Law, which was designed by his own party and it will fail? Party cannot delete this member or what?
The whole Parliament votes on laws that the Government (or a private member, if it passes committees) introduces.
The ruling party usually has a majority (over 325 MPs), but these MPs are not forced to vote in favour of the bill.
>cannot delete this member
they CAN be deselected at the next election (i.e the party won't pick them to stand for election again) but they quite often don't. Corbyn for example voted against his own party hundreds of times
And you aren't allowed to clap because it takes up time.
Reckon I'd rather not live past 65. I look at old people and wonder what fucking satisfaction they have in life. Probably neck meself, if I don't do it before then.
>>59887270
Just like how women had their tits out for the last 5 seasons
But you didn't complain about that
>>59887307
Well it makes sense in a way because they only want white british christians, not others.
>>59887352
No, puberty just made him really tall off-screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Io6lop3mk
>>59887326
it's my new gimmick, trying it out
throwing the TV out the window mate is nothing clear of weak cliche
the so-called "legal highs" or lahiesh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36382348
>>59887357
whats withdrawing the whip actually do then?
you know that my soul's gone
but let me put this gold on
>>59887301
>Magnus Djaba, chief executive of Saatchi and Saatchi London, the ad agency which created the poster, said: "This is a message about democracy, not a message about race. Whichever community you're from, it hits home."
merely a coincidence
Business idea: Buy lottery tickets for all possible combinations of number to ensure winning and then collect all of your money back + whatever anybody else also playing added to the pot
it's flawless
that's fucking art you fucking cunt, the fucking damages are minor
fucker
>>59887301
ok well atleast the general consensus is that it wasnt a very good poster is there and im not completely out of touch (yet)
>>59887399
they can't represent the party anymore
>>59887408
>Magnus Djaba
weird name
>>59887359
same lad hopefully in ~30/40 years they have widespread drugs you can just pop and off yourself at any time tbqh
>think I did well immediately after the interview
>more I think about it the shitter I think I did
>>59887421
Only 50% of ticket sales revenue is distributed as prize money.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308280
>>59887397
if they're illegal, then they're no longer legal highs, which makes them legal again
>>59887349
that a whole lotta votes
sure it isnt being abused?
>>59887397
hmm does this upcoming legal highs ban thing mean I won't be able to get my mits on 1P-LSD legally anymore? haven't been paying attention
>>59887374
But the Christianity forbids racism and is strongly universal.
>>59887305
You better feel bad you left the PIIGS
Now we are just PIGS.
Shame on you.
>>59887341
Wew lad.
any tips to help stave off the crushing loneliness?
>>59887451
Legal High is slang, the actual name is NPS (New Psychoactive Substances)
>>59887478
yeah it's too late for you now
becomes illegal to sell them at midnight i think
>>59887451
>>59887444
ah... hmm
tfw some poor lad at MI5 has to browse these threads every day
>>59887448
I'd go out with poleaboo in public if he was in normal mode but not girl mode.
>>59887448
>All these Poleaboo h8ers
>>59887489
no ;_;
>>59887487
depends upon interpretation I suppose, in the old testament there is plenty about not mixing. If you placed more ephasis on that you could justify it.
>>59887427
Seems a bit silly/pointless to me to do in it in the middle of a session 2bh
guess its making a point to other MPs though
>>59887520
We know him. His name's Dave and he's an SEO working on the 2nd floor
>>59887508
rope
ace
sin
>>59887508
is it 2016 already??
woah..
I SAID THAT'S LIFE
AND AS FUNNY AS IT MAY SEEM
SOME PEOPLE GET THEIR KICKS
STOMPING ON A DREAM
BUT I DON'T LET IT
LET IT GET ME DOWN
CUZ THIS FINE OLD WORLD
IT KEEPS SPINNING AROUND
>>59887499
Well that's a bit shit. Have been thinking about getting another batch for a while but never got around to it.
Oh well. I suppose my third eye will just have to be left to slowly calcify.
>>59887508
Npsen jsfli mqia
http://imgur.com/a/uZUME
dad made another comic
wish he would stop
When was the last time a female that isn't your relative spoke to you? Be honest
>>59887526
Are you in Manchester?
>>59887508
>Europe
>race
>war
however, they are bolded so its based
disregarded
I would rape Poleaboo desu
>>59887508
European
Fox
Fags
>>59887567
oh no i remember this
>>59887520
>getting paid to shitpost
sounds good
>>59887537
it's hitting me pretty hard right now Ñ‚bh
slumped on my bed sipping a beer and assessing my life
Just read that 300 thousand people from outside the eu emigrate to britain every year. Why do you care so much about the eu is you have basically open borders anyway? Lol
>>59887520
It's me la. Don't mind to be honest, still getting paid, and I've learned lots about 'memes'.
>>59887489
try a gf
>>59887568
yesterday
>>59887546
It means they're an Independent, losing access to all party funding, support for their bills, re-election campaign assets, access to Cabinet / Shadow Cabinet ministers, etc.
It's a big loss
>>59887568
bout an hour ago
bout 20 minutes if we're talking about texts
>>59887489
Your parents will always be there to hear you and make you feel better desu.
A phone call is all what it takes
Second option is to leave the house and get a gf.
>>59887585
biased*
>>59887601
lol
>>59887568
about a month ago when I signing on, she wasn't in two weeks ago.
>>59887568
Today in work. They never shut up.
I would pretend to be nice to poleaboo so he agrees to meet me and then I'd throw him in a river
>>59887568
Receptionist at the gym said 'Hello' to me as I walked in a mere 6 hours ago. Looks like I'm a Chad after all.
>>59887567
Not falling for that again
>>59887608
any tips to achieve that?
ashens videos make me depressed but there's nothing else to watch
>>59887668
tinder + good looks + a sarky and funny sense of humour
Wouldn't your country get flooded with Pakis if you were to leave?
Or are Eastern Yuros really such terrible immigrants? Of course the EU, has other issues, but it seems like immigration is the key issue to me as a foreigner sporadically following Brit media
>>59887677
I used to like him years ago but he's proper reddit now with his forced shit jokes.
Do you lads think Louie is playing Overwatch right now or did his dad cut the internet cable?
*commits treason*
>>59887568
dont remember but recently
>>59887704
do people actually use tinder to find a gf
>>59887708
In a few years when you give a million africans German passports, no border checks will be a really bad thing.
Still voting to stay though because I'm off to Chile in a few months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ
>>59887728
plusnet disabled his laptop mate, he's fucking done
>>59887708
Are you that pole from yesterday that got angry because I said polish immigrants are scum?
Poles integrate less than pakis. You get pakis with regional accents meanwhile poles are 'I CLEAN TOILET YES VERY GOOD'.
>>59887728
hope someone put a straitjacket on him
>>59887733
I had a gf from tinder for a bit
>>59887733
yeah
>>59887704
I want to try tinder but first of all I want to move out. I feel like I need to achieve independence before pursuing a girl.
Why doesn't Louie's family just barricade his door and get a new wifi router?
is there a more normie activity than listening to music?
>got a job yet anon?
>>59887794
Watching TV.
>>59887790
I'd say so, yes.
