good morning edition
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Working class scum
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Pakis OUT.
Nth for Luther Strode.
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>>59871178
>he's angered by the sight of a british flag
rasheed
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G R A C E M Y eyes with an answer
>>59871239
I admire your dedication
Mad Max will not happen due to global oil shortages or nuclear warfare but due to Australians being so out-of-tune with the rest of the world due to slow internet that all their bombs and nukes and whatnot go off, destroying the continent.
>>59871262
How can you destroy what is already ruined?
pls kill me
if you can fill up a cup with water then how do you fill it down
12:34 am good morning. Goodnight Australian kangaroos, don't get eaten by drunk outback rednecks.
*kills you*
>>59871257
Thank you.
>>59871305
okay
*unsheaths schimitar*
any last words?
Dubs and we leave the EU.
>>59871347
prefer not to say
Work's going to be hell again today lads.
>>59871361
Worst gimmick ever desu lad.
>>59871372
alri zac lad
>>59871361
suit yourself
*positions schimitar at the base of your skull*
are you sure?
I hope Nige is ok
There's a car parked up near my road with a Faketaxi sticker in the back window.
Wonder if they're aware what it is
>>59871392
post belly
want to go to bed desu
>>59871419
>belly
Are you 12
>>59871469
unmm it's not even 9am sweetie x
>>59871474
Are you older than 12?
Anyone ever read about that girl who died because she held in a poo for a couple of months?
What's the longest you've held one in lads?
>>59871500
>I believe in time zones
hat
>>59871419
no it's too hairy, and I'm at work
Becoming a gimmick is one of the highlights of my life and that's so sad I think I might cry.
Hello britfriends
>>59871534
would be better if they weren't a thing
>>59871545
Which gimmick are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byI6Fj9BlFw
its not to early to move
>>59871542
You actually Taiwanese?
>>59871545
Nige?
>>59871552
hello Czechoslovakia
Writing my new hit single Dope Boy Millionare
R8 my lyrics
Chorus
Haha yeah haha dope boy
Haha yeah haha dope boy
(x16)
>>59871569
Is a Myanmar poster, and I fully doubt that anyone actually from Myanmar posts here.
>>59871552
when is gookmoot going to fix your flag name
>>59871588
How's your morning?
question: why do all british girls sound the same when they say: what do ya mean?
>>59871599
Doubt he gives a shit. I really don't.
>>59871594
I am actually a Myanmartian tho
>>59871594
decided last night I really want to go to Myanmar. Looks nice 2bh.
Have you travelled round SE Asia much?
BLACK DEATH
>>59871615
do you notice it when they request your song, Justin?
>>59871605
about to go to work :((((
you?
>>59871644
>Myanmartian
Holy shit is that what you people call yourselves now?
What was wrong with Burmese?
>>59871644
Amazing if true.
Mengala ba... I like your alphabet, it's very beautiful, but please into unicode soon.
>>59871654
Not really, I've been all around Thailand and a lot of Laos. Laos put me off a bit because it was just like a less good version of Thailand.
The capital city is akin to a small Thai town.
>>59871707
Burmese only make up a small amount of the ethic inhabitants
having a go
>>59871654
it's Burma you pathetic KEK. You're gonna let a bunch of jungle gooks tell you what you should call their country?
also, don't come. We have a lot of pagodas, and almost nothing else. Wait 10 ten years, until we actually have some sort of night life and a proper sex industry.
couple of legends on bbc1 rn talking about that picture of a night out with the man lying on the floor
>>59871767
I just saw that
What the hell is going on, I have it on mute and can't find my remote
>>59871510
5 days was the longest, I ended up sprinting to the toilet and as I was pulling my pants down my asshole failed me and I shit myself
>>59871740
literally no idea what the significance difference is between Myanmar and Burma
>>59871781
Some northerners plugging their shitty one man play
i just watched all of what happens in kavos. is there another one i can watch need to live vicariously through british teens
>>59871295
i do it with your mums box all the time
>>59871809
As far as I understand it, the country used to be called Burma, but then -something happened- and the new people in charge were like.. We're not actually Burman, so lets change the countries name to be more inclusive.
>>59871781
Some fat lad and his son being really loud and having a laugh
the son took the picture and the dad was the one on the floor in the pic
they're touring the country doing some sort of stand up-play
awww
why are Britboys so cute? more cute than their women
>>59871871
Karen mentioned
keen to box tonight lads
>>59871905
fucken box on wit me then cunt
>>59871867
watch Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents
>>59871562
Zac
Internets being fucking SLOW
>>59871932
nice thank you
>tfw all my yank shows are ending
I know they're but they fill time, without them I have to spend more time interacting with you cunts
>>59871931
you sydneyside?
>>59871993
nah brisBANE
>>59872010
do you like dare iced coffee if so which is your fav? raw for me desu mot caffeine least sugar win bloody win
haha LADS
>tfw still undecided because I don't form my political opinions based on circlejerked ideologies
Brother nicked my good shirt.
Gonna batter him 2bh
>>59872093
was wondering how long it would be until i saw a blokes advice post hahaha
>>59872113
how long was it?
I recently attended a bachelor party and there was a stripper that popped raw eggs out of her vagina 5 feet across the room, and we tried to hit the eggs with a wiffle ball bat. Is that a sin? And is the fact that I swung at the eggs a sin? Just wondering where I stand with the lord on this one.
Slept like fucking SHIT last night. Went to bed at 2 and probably didn't get to sleep until about 5am.
Got to work tonight aswell. Gonna have to nip out and then go back to sleep for a couple of hours or I might literally die.
>>59872115
about a week desu
up the blokes
>>59872069
don't like any of that sorry m8 far too much sugar for me plus not a coffee drinker
>The US reports about 85,000 rapes a year, about 27.3 rapes per 100,000 population.[100] There is a rape in the US every 6.2 minutes, with 1 in 5 women likely to be raped in her lifetime.[101] As with other countries, the US does not collect separate data on gang rapes; Vogelman and Lewis estimate 25% of all rapes in the US are gang rapes.[79] Another source indicates 21.8% of American rapes are gang rapes.[102] A Roger Williams University study estimates from survey of crime data that 16% of all male rapists in the US participated in a gang rape crime.[103]
Well theat decides it. I'm going on holiday to the USA and I'm not coming back a virgin
Would you roast her?
>>59872183
she looks like a mexican lexi belle
>>59872183
>runarway--beaner
She jumped back into mexico?
>>59872183
she looks like that rattish looking man on suits
T-rex is more recent to us than it was to the Stegosaurus
>>59872195
She kinda does.
I'd split her in two.
>>59872195
More like taco bell amrite
>>59872271
>>59872206
mexi belle hahahaha
>>59872183
whats the point of locking something if you leaves the keys in the lock
>>59872271
hahahh body shaming so funny hahahaha
>>59872287
good post
>>59872183
Old school prossie, tracking her appointments on a blackboard
just got called a paki lads despite only having one grandparent being partially Indian
Wish I was better at roasting people.
Takes me about ten minutes to come up with something good and by that time someone else has said it already.
>>59872287
ugh...
>>59872357
>one grandparent being partially Indian
fuck off paki
i just realized that my comfy night time /brit/ is actually morning /brit/
>>59872357
t. Sanjay Gupta
>>59872366
Practice makes perfect.
>>59872357
I saw your eye, paki!
>britbongs will defend this "country"
>tfw your aunt married a pakistani man
>tfw one time we had curry for christmas
>>59872426
I really hope you're joking
>>59872383
Actually have a really English, but doxxable first name, and a Scottish but super doxxable last name
>>59872426
>tfw one time we had curry for christmas
Please be joking
>>59872447
t. Winston Macbeth
>wake up
>no canadian gf with qt twangy nasally accent
why live
>>59872426
You're joking right
>>59872426
what variety
>>59872436
>>59872451
>>59872469
i honestly don't see the problem with this.
If its good curry, go ahead. I've personally never been one for sticking to meme christmas food traditions. I'll eat whatever the fuck is there.
Has /brit/ read the Flashman Papers?
>>59872465
that's more like it
if you have the cheek to t. Indian Name me again, I'll fucking end your life
>>59872528
t. Rajinder Singh
eating a ham sandwich lads
>>59872553
what about the cheese
>>59872436
>>59872469
>>59872474
wish I was... she decided to double barrel her last name too kek
>>59872571
That's only for pizza.
>the caliphate of Noporkshire
>>59872614
>>59871868
Underrated bants
https://twitter.com/lisbundock/status/735385071545376771
feel sorry for her daughter
>>59872614
>the size of that thumb
>>59871510
Close to two weeks
I used to hate doing a shit because I was embarrassed but I'm somewhat over it now
>>59872614
>doner meat
what is this
>>59872550
*gets Janny to give me your IP*
*get your address*
*picks up some piano wire*
*puts on leather gloves
*teleports to your address*
*wraps piano wire around my hands*
*finds you*
*wraps piano wire around your neck*
I said I would do it, pal
*pulls piano wire*
*kills you*
*teleports away*
>>59872665
Meat that's given to you by someone who doesn't need it any more
>>59872405
>Alaska part of Canada
REEEEEEEEEEEE
what's your NEET routine lads
>>59871867
Sunny beach is the GOAT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3607036/Nigel-Farage-caught-camera-telling-Ukip-supporters-Dudley-bully-people-voting-Brexit.html Oh no this isn't the best choice of words
how can yanks be nationalist when their nation is a clusterfuck of a trillion nationalities? no commonality at all.
>>59872183
Why is it always fit birds that want roasting
>>59872751
We're not nationalist. We're patriotic. Our pride is in our country not our ethnicity.
>>59872324
Kek
>>59872792
Because they're baiting out responses like "I can't, you're beautiful"
Same logic behind "I'm so ugly" posts
Facebook's been weird recently, seen a lot more tinfoilers and bitter feminists than usual over the past few days.
>>59872812
this
>>59872447
t. Raj "Angus" McHaggis
>>59871510
5 days when at a music festival where I also drank 60 cans of guinness, You should have seen the size of that shite, had to chop it up to make it flush.
Played Halo 5 the other day lads, literally a bit in it where one of the characters praises the Arbiter for including women in his army.
Why do yanks have to insert their retarded political shite into video games.
>>59872825
post pics
>>59872812
A interesting fact is that when people go to write their ethnicity down (which by itself is not reliable since anyone can call themselves anything) people have been calling themselves "american"....mostly in the South though.
>>59872848
Honestly don't care
>>59872647
>gender pay gap
Why won't this myth die
Who keeps pushing it
>>59872866
Usually just means their mongrels with no dominant ethnicity. Ethnicities are a load of shit anyway considering how migrations, conquering, rape, etc. threw different genes all over the place. I bet there are plenty of proud "Anglo-saxons" that are actually mostly French.
>>59872951
>every report into the subject confirms women on average get paid less than men
>myth
How are those soggy knees m8?
>interview today
>had a shit night's sleep last night
ahh yes
>>59872990
i dont how that happens though. isnt that massively illegal?
i'm out of fresh gimmicks
not a new
>>59872996
>>59872996
>>59873020
delete this
>watch 40 minute video of polish girl driving a truck in rural germany
>5 am
>>59872990
Not him but the important part is to stress that it is *on average* i.e. it includes all the stay at home mums who choose not to work. Bit irritating when the social justice crusaders try to use it to show how horrible men are.
>>59873025
No, they fudge the stats to make it seem that way, when you take into account hours worked and professional choices the pay gap shrinks to almost nothing
>watch 40 minute video of polish girl in the shower
>put on a dress
very nearly went for the two for Tuesday pizza binge last night and I'm so glad I didn't
>>59873025
You can make excuses for anything
>oh women are less physically able to do this outdoor job, better pay them less for putting in the same effort regardless
>oh she went on maternity for a year rather than staying in work and taking annual leave togive birth, better pay her less for fulfilling a biological function whilst not gimping her husband's pay for life
>oh I have two equally talented candidates, but I'd better hire the man over the woman since he's got an arbitrarily higher retirement date so the company can get more out of him in the long run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMsvD8iyJg
>>59873097
Who's that mustachoed muchacho?
>>59873164
Based Oswald Mosely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuP9UczTIT4
me and the gf
nerds BETTER NOT reply to me or else!!!!
>>59873126
>cameraperson solid as a rock :)
what does this mean?
Really wish Koreans wouldn't clean their teeth in the toilet, I'm sat here trying to do a poo and some gook is brushing away and I can smell mint
>>59872825
FONT
>>59873210
How disgusting. The smell of mint when you're trying to shit. Can't imagine anything worse.
>>59873195
I'm 71, so most people my age, likes the Beatles better than any other band, and I do too. But, I can tell you, I prefer Ricky Nelson, to most any of the other singers or bands, he was a one of a kind for sure. His 3 sons play also, but the one that looks most like Ricky, is Sam. The way he closes his eyes when he sings, just like his dad, it's kind of scary how much he looks and sounds like him. Would like to see him do a show, singing more of his dads songs.
>>59873193
'k thanks. Looks a bit cray-cray.
>>59873230
The smell of shit when you're trying to brush your teeth comes to mind
i finished dork souls now I need another timesink RPG
>>59873210
make seagull noises, guarantee they'll leave.
lol
hey guys
>>59873078
Polish girls.
Not even once.
*is at the gym*
Imagine actually thinking like this
>>59873327
post fucking machines
haven't showered in a week
mummy and daddy can fuck off if they think I'm getting a job this summer hahahaha reeeeeee
>>59873358
>yfw they die and leave everything to charity
>>59873201
he had a lob on
>>59873380
>tfw get a sex change, change your name to Charity and intercept it
watching this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03qb1gq/the-silk-road-episode-1
Just remembered when I was in year 12 and a kid used a meme as a source of comparison for an extended response lol
>>59873210
>Really wish Koreans wouldn't clean their teeth in the toilet
where else are you supposed to brush them? kitchen?
>>59873438
didn't ask
>French authorities have already told English and Welsh fans without tickets not to travel to Lens, and there will be an alcohol ban in the city centre for 24 hours from 6am on matchday.
reeeeeeeee
any yanks in here? want to ask you all something.
this is a TEST post lads thanks
Is there anything worse than a leavecuck?
>MUH IMMIGRANTS
We only get europeans from the EU, we will get more undesirables if we leae
>WE CAN SECURE OUR BORDERS
Our borders are already secure, thanks to the EU and shared intellgence, brussels won't happen again(that one was an accident)
i KEK at ANYONE who votes leave, you might aswell tatoo "I'M FUCKING STUPID" on your forehead
foy
>>59873475
you are literally economically illiterate
>>59873468
It didn't work
how did yanks go from THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GUV6Kru1s
to THIS mess: >>59873482
>>59873475
>We only get europeans from the EU
And as of June, that will include Turks
And "Turks" includes anyone who washes up on their shores, grabs themselves an EU passport and saunters the fuck into Britain
Doing a game
>>59873456
>Alcohol ban
I see the caliphate has expanded soon than expected
>It didn't work
>>59873456
absolute benders
i didn't read your post
Cucked lmao
>>59873506
>>59873541
it's bait you melts
>>59873555
So sad to see a proud, intelligent British boy go down the wrong path
Hopefully he realises the error of his ways and comes home x
>>59873566
She looks like a nigger
Janny get in here, sweden is spazzing out again.
>>59873586
Statistically speaking, so does your next door neighbour
>>59873555
WHAT R THOOOOOSE
>>59873566
>You have 17 hours to respond!
way too much pressure that
Oh woe is me
>>59873600
The black population in the us is like 20%
>>59873634
You don't have to be black to look like a nigger in the US
>>59873598
just filter sweden
>>59873583
Isn't it just heartbreaking?
So sad to see these British boys being swindled
>>59873634
I would like to point out that it's no more than 12%
I would put my willy in:
The girl in the Smiths 'how soon is now's video clip
whos going to dylan's barmitzvah
>>59873579
>>59873619
>>59873646
janny's gonna flip when he sees these posts lads
depressed and have absolutely no sex drive
>>59873631
Paki is just as bad
>>59873646
>Second hand (You)s
Its not much but I'll take it
no reason to live if i cant have a harem
>>59873629
and the worse thing is they only have 24 hours to message you or else the match goes away forever, and you can't message first
that's bumble though, the quality is much higher than on tinder, as the hot girls aren't put off as they have "control" of who to talk to
Brexit ain't happening and Farage is a faggot
I can batter every single one of you pencil necked uni cunts
>>59873767
bet you're used to battering things aren't you fat cunt
dumb whingy pom, i'd fucking smash you
Me on the left
>>59873767
>pencil necked
I'm a tough broad shouldered cunt, you don't stand a chance mate
full wingspan measures 82 inches, I'll have you on your backside
>>59873767
Only thing pencil shaped is your dick you gimp
>>59873727
Why'd you leave Iraq then?
>>59873767
Yellow belt in muay Thai cunt give it a red hot go
>>59873824
wew
jobsworth janny still sat there with his fucking thumb up his arse
bet if someone makes a new he'll fucking get his arse in gear
absolute cunt
janny if you're reading this you're a fucking cunt
>>59873802
me in the middle
>>59873862
Jannys have feelings too you horrible bully
>>59873798
>>59873824
>>59873819
COME TO LEEDS AND I'LL FUCKING BRAY YOU
I bet you all wear tight trousers, brogues and a long coat you poofs
>>59873631
why'd you delete lad? she's a piffy https://www.instagram.com/kaylalarue/
Pls gib kohinoor
>leeds
>>59873862
howled at this lil gemma
mm yes garlic
>>59873886
Brogues? Trousers? Sounds like poofter terminology
Don't even know where Leeds is wheres that south coast or something?
>>59873802
They should have called her Elliot.
>>59873935
gib kashmir and we'll consider it
>>59873947
>Don't even know where Leeds is wheres that south coast or something?
nah
leeds is at the back of your computer lad
When did the Tories become a meme party?
well good evening
>>59873947
>Brogues?
Work shoes.
>Trousers?
Work pants
>>59873976
rasheed
