back to normal pls edition..
anim-SIKE haha
this one pls
much better
anime
I am by far the richest person in /brit/
>>59868052
I got an American $1 bill
>>59868052
Send me some money.
bit hungry
real /brit/ over here >>59868007
>>59868007
>>59868007
jani should delete this spam thread
why are latinos the worst poster on /int/?
we need to build a wall
>>59868052
me puedes a prestar 5 pe pa comprar ese vi pa beber con lo pi en la pla
za
thailad post your pecker mate
We're over here
>>59868007
>>59868007
>>59868007
>>59868007
>>59868100
>>59868106
>>59868140
Fuck off..
>this desperate yank
is this a valid depiction of americans?
>>59867984
R8 meeeee
auujuuauuujuaujuau
>>59868133
u gay?
ke beia era ...
>>59868148
>>59868157
real thread over >>59868007
alice
>>59868165
Kung pow
pinchis britanicos piratas...
>>59868175
not really. if you aren't comfortable looking at another bloke's todger in the eye then you might be a bit bent
>>59868191
>do they kill outsiders?
Nahhh. They'll just rob them, then they'd tie their hands and feet, cover their eyes, tape their mouth and throw them in an empty field. Then some pedestrian will take notice and will proceed to call the police and help them out.
>>59868180
I like Romanov flag more.
>>59868218
Ah ok. How corrupt is the police in your country?
>>59868217
Catching a glance is one thing, requesting it outright is quite the other.
Embrace your sexuality m8, there's no shame in being an arse bandit.
>>59868218
>call the police
who arrive 2 hours later to take whatever the robbers left on you
>>59868247
NAH MAN IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>59868158
Yes
Is this accurate depiction of Russians?
>>59868255
Rude
>>59868259
pretty good
>>59868284
>>59868247
>>59868191
Silly gay Russian weaboo.
>>59868303
the pirate...
>>59868303
I am not gay.
Am I the only person who still doesn't 'get' anime? I mean what compels fully grown adult males to watch this?
>>59868303
shut up
>>59868325
NORTH KOREA > SOUTH KOREA
>>59868325
>>59868325
Ehhhhh... masomenoo...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVwL33Htvo
>love life is improving
>actual life is imploding
is it too much to ask to have both?
>>59868247
>>59868251
Cops here (some of them) are somewhat corrupt. But this ain't peru or bolivia where they'll literally ask you for a bribe upfront.
>keeping bread in the fridge
>>59868321
damn shame
>>59868325
No, used to like dragon ball z and one piece when I was younger, that's about it.
>>59868350
Yeah, fucking greedy cunt
>>59868376
>>59868350
shut up
>>59868383
"no"
una vela... pendejo....
>the most common breed of runt on my farm is cannuck.
>what's that? are they funny? haha fucking what? not a chance
>well, yeah, they are basically yanks
>you'll take 5? brilliant, I'll have them butchered and sent around right away
>>59868393
hallo roto
>>59868391
no in what way?
Going to show up to work tomorrow just to do nothing all day and make follow up calls on new jobs on breaks
>>59868248
most people think that their most loved one is their mother or some family member, but I disagree because this is a given that you are supposed to love your family because you are programmed that way by evolution so that you can make sure your kids grow up and pass on their genes, which is the most natural way to love. but you must also love your spouse so that YOU can pass on your genes to a sexy and smart woman. but I think that the real love is for something you are not genetically programmed to love. what do I get out of looking at pictures of penises all day? it is hard to say, but at the end of the day what is loved that is most bizarre or off the chart is the most pure and cherishable. people think when they see a man who admires a penis that you should go to hell or you are a faggot but you should go to heaven because god would have made us to be our own man and NOT love what is naturally programmed into your brain by genetics. why do people spend so much on abstract art that looks like shit or drive a hummer just for the fuck of it is because you are loving it even though it is completely useless. so my obsession with the penis is the pinnacle of human freedom, and loving your mother or father is vulgur to say the least.
>>59868467
You are gay and you go to hell for it.
>>59868325
a friend of mine likes it
he invests energy that he should invest into life into anime for whatever fucking reason
guess it's just another, more pathetic sort of escapism
>>59868467
excellent
>>59868325
this
gueys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9l1xOcCR4
famous danish video blogger lads
>>59868570
Why are her lips so big?
>>59868570
What's wrong with her nose, cheekbones, ears, and lips?
>>59868589
>>59868612
slavic genes
bunch of twots the lot of you
>>59868628
>slavic genes
hat?
http://www.sbs.com.au/topics/sexuality/article/2016/05/23/uk-performing-hundreds-gay-weddings-australia
yeah could you not thanks?
>tfw used proper British english all throughout high school
My teacher fucking hated me
>>59868102
Are you the Dane that was advising about buying Monsanto stock the other day?
>>59868659
very good lad
>>59868659
>proper British english
"Proper" English*
>>59868659
well done fat lad
>>59868644
kek, why are aussies so bent?
>>59868664
No
did it work out well for you?
>>59868676
fuck off enabler
>>59868644
>Britain sending its unwanted degenerates to Australia
What's new?
>>59868700
how about you stop sucking so much damn cock instead? YA BIG POOF
>>59868711
>>Britain sending its unwanted degenerates to Australia
did you even read the article you literal fucking poofter? go get married lmao
the guy at 3:36 in this video with the fake accent posts in /brit/ lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIIYpqRx24g
>>59868718
i dont see how not working faggots to get married makes me the poofter, pooft enabler
>>59868659
Same here. I even recited the prayer call in English.
egypt tourist board trying a new marketing campaign, what do you think lads
>>59868743
>not working faggots
you some kind of layabout as well?
what a runt
i'm fucking twisted
>>59868773
you would love me to layabout wouldn't you? probably want to ravage my pristine hereto arsehole
>>59868728
lmfao
"that" yank has to be the strangest spaz I've ever met
>>59868784
>you would love me to layabout wouldn't you?
I'd love you to get a fucking job instead trading blowjobs for your next heroin fix.
>pristine hereto arsehole
bleaching your arsehole are ya? fucking bender
>>59868840
stop projecting, faggot
to echo my previous sentiment: go get married you big gay cunt lmao
breakfast is REALLY disappointing lads
>>59868857
easy Bruiser or should I say Brucer lol
>>59868857
>stop projecting, faggot
lol the paranoia. it's all in your head mate including all this bent shit.
bet you're off to get married at the consulate you massive cock hoop.
>>59868882
>>59868886
cute pairing up boys. whens the wedding? remember to go to the UK consulate because only they allow faggots to get married
>>59868873
What do Danes eat for breakfast?
>>59868895
Nice trick getting your boyfriend to false flag but I don't know who that spazz is. He knows your name so he must be your boyfriend.
>>59868927
Right now i'm having ymer:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ymer_%28dairy_product%29
>>59868932
>I don't know what that spazz is
oh trust the gay cunt not the know the bloke hes fucking. found him in a toilet stool or something did ya? no names to keep it low key? yeah fuck off back to the chapel, pooft
>>59868927
Horse blood licorice
>>59868959
>oh trust the gay cunt not the know the bloke hes fucking.
Ok, I trust you not to know.
>>59868947
Is it sweet? Looks like yogurt.
>>59868977
OK gay boy how can i be gay if i fucked your mum last night?
>mfw we'll never have a qt commie slag on lat
Why live?
hey lads lol haha
>>59868998
no but you add brown sugar to make it palatable
high in protons
>>59869012
>fucks boyfriend in drag up the shithole
>brains so addled by heroin and cock that you think it was my old mumsie
kek mate have a word with yourself
>>59869050
you are once again projecting these sick homo fantasies mate sort your head out
>>59869023
Think I'd rather have yogurt, but it might be interesting to try some day.
>>59869065
>heroin abuser talking about sick fantasies
yeah alright mate, don't you need to go suck your next fix out of tyrone?
>>59869090
dont see why you keep deflecting the assertion that you're obviously projecting. nevertheless it's good to know that my country doesn't tolerate gay marriage.
Are commie slags a thing in Britain?
>>59869115
>deflecting the assertion that you're obviously projecting
that's a lot of big words, you must be a politician.
and politicians are gay
>>59869129
>and politicians are gay
how do you know that? is your gaydar beaming?
>>59869135
there was a politician in the news once that was well bent
oh wait that was you
alri lad
>>59869152
think you'll find that politician was the UK ambassador for Australia - hence the liberal gay marriages you lot are performing
Are those poofs gone yet?
gotta make a run to the ol tesco for a just ham
>>59869195
you're the the UK ambassador? blimey, no wonder you're performing so many gay marriages
>>59869197
nah you're still here
>>59869223
yes i know it would make more sense if i was gay AND british but fortunately i am neither of those
>>59869200
bit haram
>>59869241
yeah alright mate, you just sound so desperately in denial
must the heroin
Woo diddly doo I'm a yank everybody lookie here
>>59869274
at least i dont sound like a faggot
>>59869296
wow
look at him go
>>59869299
>aussie accent
>at least i dont sound like a faggot
good one
>>59869316
ah yes nothing quite screams "trust me im not gay!" like a posh RP accent or an inbred brummie one
>>59869336
getting desperate m8, just cos you've been bantered off by your superior.
that's the difference: I banter people off whereas you suck them off and then get bummed.
>>59869353
>lose
>b-but im bantering you to death! *flicks hair*
yes mate you do "banter" a lot of people off
alright
doing a tesco run for a cheeky 2 percenter tesco™ lager
gonna slam a sixer then a wanking to our beautiful queen next up! xoxo
>>59869361
your whole post is retarded and makes no sense
must be all that sun, cock and heroin
>>59869386
it actually makes perfect sense, dead shit. i'll break it down for you
the green text: it was implying that you are losing, then i followed it up by impersonating to be you (hence the camp gayness at the end with the hair flick and the obnoxious but ultimately incorrectly claim that you're bantering anyone).
the comment: if you weren't born as an inherently beta cock taste tester you would have eyed out that i was implying you wank men off
>>59869414
>making a massive angry post about how not gay you are
kek
You now remember the 5 minutes that Cameron approved and used the term Daesh
>>59869427
>you are mad hahaha!
mate a camping site is less camp than you
>>59869442
is that why your dads are always camping?
like father like son I guess
>>59869452
yeah you'd know a thing or two about daddies
>>59869469
not as much as you though since I only have 1
>>59869474
im done with you mate
gotta go suck a bunch of dicks and shoot up
>>59869469
>>59869474
all that sexual tension can only be solved one way
exam in 2 hours and feel quite ill
only managed to sleep about 4 hours :x
>>59869493
don't do heroin lads unless you want to end up like this sad poof that can't even handle a bit of banter
It was a dark knight
A plane crashes silently overhead
>>59869523
*takes the dick out of my mouth momentarily*
your banter is atrocious
Almost had a wet lucid dream but stopped myself from cumming just as I realised what was happening
Regret it now
>>59869536
the words uttered by every cunt that gets out bantered
Doing a bit of a
i don't see banter btw
just two anglo apes mutually jerking each other off using words
>>59869587
well, you wouldn't recognise banter if it shat in your face so..
>>59869587
Open your third eye
>reviewing and discussing banter
Here Are 5 Ways To Know You're A Fucking Nerd
>in wake of recent turmoil in the banter markets aussie runt prices have plummeted
Shocking: Unemployed Fight Over Their Petty Quarrels To Reafirm Their Existence (Warning: Graphic)
>>59869614
ah yes
at last i truly see the truths of the world
gotta brexit guys btw
4 Reasons Discussing Banter Is A Sign He's Not Worth Dating
Business idea: Use lots of Ozone generators to fix the Ozone layer.
>>59869658
good idea but it needs donors. get in touch with the tesco ceo's and get back to us
>>59869654
>>59869658
thats not even me
great to see someone has taken the reigns
Having A Bad Day? Here Are Two 4chan Posters Whose Life Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
morning lads. i have been asleep and am now up and showered and full of porridge.
>>59869682
reckon an article like this actually exists
>>59869700
very good lad
>>59869700
good post
something something checking on my runt farm
Silly: 11 Runts In Funny Hats (Adorable!)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3582337/Ben-Batterham-released-Cessnock-prison-given-bail-death-Ricky-Slater.html
boongs btfo
>>59869770
You're supposed to make up a funny fake headline, not post a real one
>>59869783
its funny because some boong rapist got murked when he broke into some lads house and now the lads out on bail and the mums all like "wahh wahh you killed my convicted rapist son!" but everyone else is like "haha gw mate ! :)"
>168 posts
>40 posters
nice poomunity you got here
This /Brit/ Poster Thinks There Are Rules To Be Followed Lmao
Lads would a french or german parrot speak in french or german?
This ls considered newsworthy in the UK.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/673535/Jeremy-Kyle-guest-sex-21-seconds-girlfriend-pregnant
>>59869811
No parrots can only speak English
>>59869770
>beats a robber to death
>literally called batter-em
>>59869828
i love me some jeremy kyle show but why the fuck are there no subtitles in their youtube videos. you can't understand half they're saying baka
plus steve a qt
*pozzes your neg hole*
>When your boss asks you if you have any spare formula books when the exam started 10 minutes ago, and you tell her no and she runs off and starts screaming at someone
Ah yes
tesco gf coming over in a minute what prices should i bargain
Morning lads
>>59869903
>took exam
>forgot we get a formula book
>remember and then realise with 5 minutes to go that I did one of them wrong
>>59869903
what
what job do you have where you have exams with formula books?
>>59869931
invigilator?
>>59869931
I'm a maths teacher, but I don't run the exams, my boss is (supposed) to do that
cocaine in my throat from nose drip down
>The 33-year-old was charged with the murder of convicted rapist Ricky Slater, 37, after he broke into Batterham's house in Newcastle, north of Sydney, on Easter Saturday and a fight ensued.
Why aren't we allowed to defend ourselves?
How is it murder if the burglar was trying to kill him?
>>59869970
>my boss
nice
Imagine going back to work on bail for beating a burglar to death lol. Your mates would never banter you again.
hate when I sleep wrong and my hair gets those little bits that stick out and look shite
can't do a bloody thing about them
>>59870015
it's australia lad. plus i think he chased the burglar down the street before he beat him to death.
>>59870052
It is murder then, that's not self-defense
SHE LEFT ME A LOVE NOTE
BUT I WOKE UP WITH A CUT THROAT
>>59870051
umm have you tried showering and using product?
>>59870051
wear a nightcap lad. if you don't have one a woolly hat will suffice.
>>59870068
When you attempt to commit a crime on someone your rights should be null and void.
>>59870015
because if the government acknowledges that the average person may at some time have a need to defend their own life, then it follows that the average person must also be allowed to own weapons with which to do so, and widespread firearm ownership is not in the interest of socialised states because of the monetary costs to society
>>59870032
you can get charged even here for beating a burglar to death. you're only obliged to incapacitate them. if that means death so be it if you're using a gun, but anything that depicts an execution style killing will surely get your ass behind bars
>>59870093
Why?
>>59870072
ye
>>59870077
don't see how that'll help
>>59870052
we learned it from watching you
>>59870109
Burglars would think twice is everyone had the right to kill them.
Plus dead criminals is a good thing.
The guy didn't mean to kill him 2bh.
He chased the guy out of the house and down the street to get his wifes handbag back, then he tackled him to the ground and punched him in the head. Isn't that something anyone would do?
The burglar just happened to die from one punch.
>>59870134
> Burglars would think twice is everyone had the right to kill them
Probably not, I don't imagine people that burgle residential property do it because they enjoy burgling; they've probably got a habit to feed, which makes them more dangerous than someone defending themselves
>>59870120
Myleene Klass is a detestable cunt, only one level above Feare Cotton on the cuntscale
>>59870166
America has less petty crime than we do because home owners can kill burglars.
>>59870162
>The burglar just happened to die from one punch.
in the fights i've gotten into nobody straight up fucking dies from a punch. that's horseshit unless the punch knocked him out mid-air and he ended up hitting his on the concrete. still total bullshit
>>59870178
I don't even know who she is but here is another image from my england yes folder
>>59870204
Is less petty crime a good trade off for more violent crime?
>Ah yes but we receive lots of money from the EU if we leave we'll be £X worse off
Lol the money the EU give us is money we've fucking given them.
hate politicians and people who live in the city
>>59869770
quite grim
>>59870234
im not even sure america does have more violent crime, just more homicide because guns are better at killing than cricket bats and bike wheels
>>59870120
Surprised they didn't arrest her for not wearing her mandatory safety helmet.
>Be against death penalty
>Be for home owners being allowed to kill defend themselves with deadly force
Hmm feels conflicted.
>>59870274
> im not even sure america does have more violent crime, just more homicide
So homicide isn't a violent crime? lel
the gf
>>59870274
they have a higher rate of non-gun related homicide than we do overall so that's not necessarily true
>>59870253
that's not so much the fault of the victim in this case but gravity
i wonder how many lawsuits newton would get in the 21st century
morning lads
America has more niggers.
In states with high white populations they have a similar crime rate to Europe.
>>59870287
Being against the death penalty means your against the state killing individuals, saying that individuals should be able to kill other individuals in self-defence isn't conflicting at all lad
the gf
>>59870306
ah ok, I thought we were pretty violent but I guess america is different level
>>59870295
thats exactly what i meant well done
>>59870287
It's not a conflict at all, killing someone in defense of your home is not a penalty, it's a safety measure in a highly volatile and unpredictable situation
a penalty is imposed retroactively after the danger has passed and with cool heads
>>59870120
going to go climb into her garden shed
>Spend decades passifying the nation so they rely entirely on the state for their protection
>Cut police budgets, hardly any police on the streets etc
I don't understand what the government want from us
>>59870332
it's mostly their large bl*ck population tbf
>>59870319
similar crime rate to the white areas of europe, or europe as a whole? because only one of those is a fair comparison
>>59870339
they want you to live in fear
fear = control
>>59870339
Hope the police go on strike action soon
>>59870339
dorset police actually came out and said they're not going to go after weed growers because they're too stretched
which is strange because there isnt really any crime in dorset
>>59870354
Not just blacks, really just drug dealers in general. We have a really bad organized crime problem. We have whiggers here that make chavs look like gentlemen.
>>59867984
there's a photo of prince charles kissing his boy toy. is this true?
your future king is gay?
>>59870390
why would they go after gardeners lol
Holy fuck lads, I'm currently red as a beet, drenched in sweat and shaking. I had a terrible fucking dream. Basically I was walking around my uni (only it was different) with a dirty plate and cup, trying to find a bin specifically for plates and cups (there were plenty of bins about, just none to put the stuff in). Finally I have the idea of going to the Chinese teachers rooms because I think "ofcourse they're going to have some". So I get to the room, look around and then the room starts to become flooded with students, all budging and barging me. I try to make my way upstairs but there's a massive gap on the (which the other people aren't having a problem with), so I decided to go through the window. I open it up, set aside my plate and cup, and try three times to climb through normally and I fail each time. Now I can literally hear the other people talk about how retarded I am, and I can practically feel their eyes hit me. I then go through the window directly forwards, and my cup is crushed under me and I begin to bleed and cry, and now I can hear them laughing. I finally make it after a century, people have recorded this with their phones, and finally I try to grab my plate. It's too far along the windowsill for me to reach it.
I then woke up. I have fucking heart palpitations and and exam coming up lads, fuck me.
>>59870390
The only crime in Dorset is incest.
hmmmm
ahh yes
solutions the specimen for the exam I have in an hour assume we're a 170IQ genius for 6 marks
this can only go well
>>59870419
cheeky cunt
>>59870339
>Intruder breaks into your home
>beats your wife and daughter
>ties them up, is about to rape them both
>"e-excuse me sir. I'm calling the police. Please don't do that"
>sits down and pray the intruder doesn't do anything until the police arrive
>>59870396
Was meant for
>>59870348
Also as a footnote blacks are still the majority but lots of whites have been corrupted by american thug culture.
>>59870428
hope you fail
Look at this
>>59870458
*looks at it*
should I tell him that I've disabled my filter
Increase the minimum wage?
No problem
>>59870458
>I am the queen now, eh eh.
>>59870458
That's jongo d'bongo, famous French war hero.
2 weeks since my last cigarette lads
still havent felt the urge to lecture and nag smokers yet, when does that start?
>>59870472
Are those poleaboo hands?
>>59870509
I don't smoke but I like girls who don't look like the smoking type but do actually smoke
It's a kinda unique taste
>>59870527
>I don't like the physical effects of smoking but I like smoking
Ah yes I inhale toxic chemicals into my body I'm so cool look at me
>>59870527
I get that..
>>59870558
too busy looking at the picture from earlier sorry
>There are still fucking lads who don't use regional flags.
Not a good jape t b h.
