ITT: /int/ in 1982
>>59867244
what the fuck am i typing on
who the fuck are you
why can i control the tv
what the fuck is a 4chan
Capitalistic world will fall in the next 10 years and it will be glorious
>>59867244
/thread
"One day, a commissar in the Soviet Union went to check on the potato harvest at the collective farm. A farmer told him 'Oh comrade, it's glorious! If we piled all the potatoes up, they would touch the face of God!' Whereupon the commissar replied 'Bah, there's no God. That's just capitalist superstition.' The farmer then said 'That's ok. There aren't any potatoes anyway.'"
Great, I'm in the most tasteless decade of the last century.
I couldn't find my Judas Priest cassettes, then I realized that my mom took them to our church's "Burn A Heavy Metal Album Day" gathering. Fug.
>>59867345
Canada was still euro cuck in 1982
>>59867778
not one of us in this bread would've had a computer, my reply is only sensible response wew
>>59867749
>church's "Burn A Heavy Metal Album Day" gathering.
That was a thing?
I was born in 91 so genuinely curious.
>>59867812
>tfw had an Apple in '82
>>59867244
FUCKING LEFTIST COMMIES!
>>59867836
Yes, it was very much a thing in the Reagan-Bush years. The media was all like Oh noes Iron Maiden is turning your chilluns into psychotic devil-worshiping baby rapists muh James Vance shotgun face muh Kern County daycare rapes muh Anton Lavey.
>>59867836
Yes, though the 'satanic panic' really kicked in a few years later. D&D even pussied out and removed devils and demons in 2E over it.
But then, religious groups burned Beatles albums in the 60s, so this was nothing new.
>what the fuck am i typing on
You do know that CompuServe is charging you $10 an hour for that post you just made.
I'm glad there is communism. As long as there's communism capitalism could lose everything and has an incentive to be keep people in good health.
Ha ha, the ERA failed! GO HOME, FEMINISTS.
I'm so psyched for next year, Revenge of the Jedi is gonna be rad. There's no way Lucas could fuck it up.
my cat looks like a fucking marmot
>>59867749
>meal
Go home, underage b&. We adults listen to Springsteen and The Pretenders.
>>59868216
>inb4 britfags and their Human League new wave shit
>>59868216
I wrote a program in BASIC to play The Number Of The Beast on my VIC-20. Want me to upload it to a BBS for you guys?
>>59868276
Downloading it would take too long at 110baud, just make a copy of the tape for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EedcpeHBmro
Anybody else getting a 5200 this Xmas?
I bought 5000 Atari shares. I'm gonna be a millionaire in three years. This video game thing is a bubble that will never burst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JxVxdbT0R4
music for the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7gqErYW0K0
I just took some Tylenol for a headache and now it's much worse than before. And I feel all funny and woozy and...*thunk*
>>59868445
Money in the bank. This game will sell SO many fucking copies, you'll be set for life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E7_tyudwbY
>>59868256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyrdrEG-qbc
I mean, what the fuck. British New Wave is weird, mang. I'll stick with Devo, thank you.
Time to save Lebanon and bring peace to the middle east. No need to thank us, goyim.
The fuck is a "muslim"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdCTy-Vm7o
Fuck you Reagan, the steel mill is closing in my town. Fuck Reaganomics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8
The Rolling Stones are playing in my town next Saturday. Might want to go. I hear this is going to be their last tour ever. Can't believe those dudes are like 40 now.
Why aren't brits and argies talking to each other any more..?
>>59868854
I get the feeling some ugly shit's about to go down. I don't know why though...
>>59868869
ww3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeIPBQjJ2P0
>>59868899
Yeah prolly. Damn Russians.
>>59868714
At least Ayn Rand is dead and her contemptuous philosophy can't do any more harm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxWhP-RM8v4
Wow 1984 is going to be real
Wow, they finally have a new 'Maro out after 11 fucking years. Sure took long enough.
brb, gonna go program a shitposting program in basic on pic related
Elk Cloner: The program with a personality
It will get on all your disks
It will infiltrate your chips
Yes, it's Cloner!
It will stick to you like glue
It will modify RAM too
Send in the Cloner!
>>59869252
Since this is 1982, they don't have the rainbow logo on the things yet and they aren't available in PAL countries for another several months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T__Htin0Ai0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cATPLk559XY
My mullet looks like shit, I wish I had better hair genetics
>>59868518
Underrated post
>>59869321
At that time, the C64 had just come out, was expensive, there wasn't any software for it, and the early models had a lot of reliability problems. The Atari 800 and Apple II ruled in 1982.
Evetytime I see youuuuuu my life turns upside down
And they never found the perpetrator.
>>59869375
>Canada
You'd still be saying this in 2016, though.
>>59869417
And that's where tamper-evident seals came from.
Went to a metal club in Frisco the other day. It was open night and this kid from like Denmark or something gets up there and bangs on the skins. God, did he suck. And then someone told me he tried out for Metal Church and got laughed out of the building.
Go back to Europe, little boy. You ain't cut out for the metal world.
I'm gay and I just went out clubbing the other night and now I feel all funny and woozy and there's weird blotches on my skin and...*thunk*
>>59869476
>I'm gay
Stopped reading there.
>>59869421
We haven't had mullets here since the late 80's. For comparison, my cousins who live in Alabama were last here here in 2001 and had mullets.
Feels comfy as fuck. I have free house and decent job. I am sure we will never be a shithole.
I just got 400,000 points on Galaga the other day. Beat that.
>>59869535
True, it is called a Tennessee Top Hat; but it's also called Hockey Hair for a reason.
>>59869537
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>59869537
im sorry to hear about the death of your beloved leader Leonid Brezhnev
>>59867502
What a retard.
Commissar is a military position. There were no comissares at collective farms. Also it's impossible to not grow the potato, lol.
>>59869593
Man, those guys must be drowning in pussy.
Wow cool we have a new constitution.
t-thanks Trudeau. haha it would funny if your son became PM one day too haha that will probably never happen though haha
yesterday i almost got fucked because i didnt return home before the curfew started and i lost my meat stamps when i was running away from the milicja
this is going to be a shitty month
>>59869622
solidarity is a counter-revolutionary movement!
>>59869593
If those are high school cheerleaders, why do they look like they're 40?
>>59869737
Life in Ottumwa is rough. Look what it did to Radar O'Reilly.
Drew Barrymore's the hottest bombshell in Hollywood. I would fill every one of her holes with my cum.
>tfw don't exist yet
"A series of brazen training exercises conducted by the US Navy off the Arctic coast of Siberia in 1981 went completely undetected, thereby proving the weakness of Soviet radar detection abilities."
>mfw the chumps buying 5000 Atari shares
>mfw I bought 5000 IBM shares
We'll see just which one of us is a millionaire in 5 years.
My camel died in starvation and what the hell these white people are digging ground for ? They extract some black liquid it looks like drainage why do they want that?
you people disgust me
>>59869877
Oh, Denmark. Thank God you're here. Please take Lars Ulrich back before he metastasises. Do it for the sake of the human race, man!
>>59869846
IBM? I wanted to buy one, but I'm not gonna take out a second mortgage on my house and there's not any good software for them. Maybe a year from now.
"Weird Al"? All he does is parodies of songs. How long does he think he can get away with that?
>>59869952
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was listed on the Top 100 list of Top Drummer Magazine and I’ve been involved in numerous metal projects, and I have over 300 million confirmed record sales. I am trained in double foot pedal and suing online piracy companies. You are nothing to me but just another illegal downloader. I will sue shit the out of you with lawsuits of the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers and record company executives across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your money. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be playing anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the sales from the "… And Justice for all" album. Not only am I extensively trained in removing the snare off my drum, but I have access to the entire assets of the Metallica estate and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Megadeth fan. If only you could have known what unholy war your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price with all of your money, you goddamn idiot. I will shit double bass all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking sued, kiddo.
>>59867244
fuck you russia
>>59868490
Blondie may have had a following in huehue land or Japan in 1982, but they were almost irrelevant here by this point and The Hunter was a commercial flop.
>>59869578
The best ruler of Russia ever. We have never been #20 by HDI before.
Also our rock bands are great. And we had a Pink Floyd concert recently.
HELL AND FIRE WAS SPAWNED TO BE RELEASED
Anybody got $600 so I can buy a disk drive? Saving programs on tape really blows.
>>59870457
ITS HAPPENING USSR LAUNCHED TH-
oh wait nevermind
HAPPENING
wait nevermind
>>59870533
Maiden were really great at making albums that were just a wrapper for a hit single, y'know?
>>59869788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWpEZfM0eM
>>59870858
Kiss? Are those guys still around? Put away the circus makeup, guys. The 70s are over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0SCX-7JiFU
Fuck Russia
