>Wake up
>You are now Brazilian
>What do?
Be my friend.
>>59864174
Say how much I hate my own country in 4chan
>>59864174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raqXayXQmVU
>wake up
>take a shit and throw the toilet paper in the toilet paper bin
>eat french bread with goiabada for breakfast
>take a bath in my electrical shower
>it's winter so I better wear a tank top together with my shorts and flip-flops
>leave my house
>get shot by BOPE
>>59864174
>go outside
>get shot
man just like home
kill me
BR?
>>59864174
I go to work, if am luck get a blowjob of a cutie HR chick in the warehouse, eat some spaghetti, go back home to play some minecraft and yank some, take a shower and o to sleep
>>59864174
>go outside
>test my football skill
or
>go outside
>test my criminal skill
>wake up
>start the computer
>play csgo the entire day
>become world champion
