>meet British person
>they immediately start talking about the queen
Every. Time.
at least you didnt get shot
>oi bruv
>meet british person
>their teeth immediately fall out
>meet an American
>He shoots me
>>59858373
OI listen who is your queen yeah thats what I thought enit
>meet British person
>they immediately start trying to steal my food
>>59858554
>Meet Irish person
>they immediately start trying to plant a bomb under my car
Just saying.
>Meet American
>Shaking his hand
>He slips me a $5
>meet British person
>he piss and shits in the street
>>59861216
>Meet British person
>He lets me fuck his wife and daughter
>meet fellow British person
>he starts trying to hack my head off in the middle of the street
>>59858653
shooting is better
t. commie
>meet American
>hes fat
Every. Time.
>>59858582
Wouldn't be the first person either. Everybody hates you.
>meet American
>he tries to eat me
>>59861502
>meet Chile
>put him on a taco
>meet british person
>he fucks goats
>>59858493
t. muhammad
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a25011625/top-baby-boy-names-2014
>>59861408
>everyone hates us
>depends on our money and military
>attempts to emulate our culture
why are euros so confusing? they are like women, they never make up their mind
>>59861809
eat a salad porky, it's good for the brain
