>playing american version of Sim City 4
>trains and roundabouts are disabled
>crime is always red, not matter how many police stations I build
>playing Indian version of Sim City 4
>sewage levels of certain streets is off the charts
>playing german version of Sim City 4
>get invaded by brown mountain gypsies
>>59830513
>Playing as America on Civ 5
>Discover Gunpowder
>Citizens randomly get shot
>playing australian version of gta 5
>people won't stop calling me "m8" or "cunt"
>get nervous and shot myself
>playing greek version of Sim City 4
>start with debts
>play as Italy on Fifa 16
>2-1 down at half time
>come back after break and all my players are on the other team
>>59830797
kek
>>59830797
post of the day
upboated ;-));^^)
>playing australian version of Gran Turismo 4
>all the cars are spider
>playing with abbos on Age of Empires 2
>you cannot advance past the stone age
>playing french version of CS
>terrorists always win
so sad but so true
>>59830513
>German version of Sim City 2000
>"You can't cut back on immigrants! You will regret this!
>>59830955
>>59831100
no bully pls
>>59831148
lel
>playing Russian version of banished
>everyone starves
>>59831175
>playing australian version of Sim City 4
>the prison population is equal to the total
>playing EU version of Papers Please
>no Reject button
>>59831100
lol'd
>playing californian version of Sim City 4
>always running out of water
>playing slav version of Fallout 4
>everything looks exactly the same
>>59831255
>UK version of SimTown
>"You've unlocked the Asian paedophile ring"
>>59831335
>playing Norwegian version of Sim City
>every Christmas it sends one of my trees to an English city
>play austrian version of anno 2070
>can only play eco faction
>playing american version of GTA San Andreas
>the only way to eat are fast food
...wait
>playing Dutch version of Sim City
>water tower breaks
>floods entire city
>playing Danish version of Zoo Tycoon
>giraffe dies
>food goes up
>arab version of aoe2
>can only create petards and demolition ships
>>59831539
>play belgium in victoria II
>get arabian rebels
>playing Danish version of Zoo Tycoon
>can't win unless you build an animal brothel
>play Chinese version of Turok 2
>playing British version of Alexandra Lerdeman
>it's a Cooking Mama reskin
>Play simulator
>only available in german
>play as Iraq on Fifa 16
>half of my players blow themselves up in the first 5 minutes
>playing american version of pokemon
>you choose black or white
>play Finnish version of medal of Honor
>nazis are allies
>play finnish version of hearts of iron
>mannerheim is black
>Playing Vietnamese version of Arma 3
>It ain't me starts playing
>playing german version of HoI
>swastika is disabled
>>59830513
>play with my dick
>still forever alone
>>59831822
>playing american version of pokemon
>"Are you a boy, a girl, neither, both, a bit of each, something else, haven't decided..."
>playing irish farm simulator
>no farms
>playing a EU civ in Stellaris
>Stagnant Ascendency, fanatic xénophile
>>59831897
>english stole muh potatoes
>>59831858
>playing Polish version of Kerbal Space Program
>game crashes
>playing canadian version of battlefield
>kill all the enemies
>they win
>play Call of Duty
>suddenly the phone rings and I'm called for duty
>playing german history simulator
>get choked on swedish feces
>>59831945
>playing french Rome Total War
>white flags everywhere
>play Jewish version of the Sims
>character refuses to use the shower or oven
>>59831954
>playing germany in victoria 2
>remove undesireables
>israelis suddenly stops posting
>>59831838
wats ur steam name
>play as an Australian in an RPG
>get -50% damage against bird enemies
>Play Sim City: Cumbria Edition
>working nuclear plants spawn radiation
>>59830838
and the french forfeit
>play Australian version of Stellaris
>Avian empire vassalizes me
meme status: created
>Playing German version of Contra
>Everyone is robots
>playing Romanian version of Civ5
>copper creates extra happiness
>takes highway to germany
>gets citizenship
>play Argentinian version of Alone in the dark
>my character is invisible
>Play Portugese Aoe2
>Malians are the only available civ
>play polish version of GTA
>always drunk
>plays american economy simulator
>economy goes into a bubble and crashes
>playing french version of Parappa Da Rapper
>parappa is black
>all is well
>"game not for sale in the US"
>it contains easter eggs
>playing civ 5 as the french
>calais is constantly under siege
>playing venezuelan version of Civ 5
>toilet paper is a luxury resource
>>59832207
Good one m8
>>59831663
wtf man thats hitting below the belt
>>59832248
xDD
>plays Australian hunting simulator
>dies after leaving the road
>playing korean version of Fallout 4
>Dogmeat is in the inventory
>play german version of crusader kings
>recieve over 200 courtiers from travelling merchant
>Playing Swedish version of crusader kings 2
>getting cuckolded by someone makes you like them more
>play Australian version of GTA V
>arrested irl
>Playing French version of Cook Serve Delicious
>set nationality to British
>try and add something that isn't warm beer or roast beef to my menu
>game crashes
>playing german version of contests
>gives 12 points to Israel
>playing American ck2
>you play as the leader of a Jewish holy order
>>59832318
keked
>>59832318
The Korean version wouldn't have dog meat because the food in Fallout is supposed to be strange/disgusting.
>>59832405
you talking shit about warm beer?
>playing Japanese version of video games
>all the characters look stupid, fight unrealistically, and they're always clogging up /v/
>playing Ethiopian version of don't starve
>starve
>playing democracy 3 as Russia
>never loses with single-party-democracy
>>59831947
underrated post
>>59832450
>playing french version of frogger
>nothing changes
>play victoria 2
>greece goes bankrupt
every time
>playing NHL as Finland
>get silver
>>59832448
>play ck2 as Slovenia
>get conquered by Bohemia
>>59832463
You can already do that as there is a mod for Russia and it has rigged elections. You just win until the end of time.
>>59832486
>playing polish version of call of duty
>campaign ends after tutorial level
>Playing Polish Mario Bros
>Is a plumber
>playing Canadian version of Doom
>elbow demons to regain health
>unlockable costumes ranging from Pakistani to Han Solo
>end goal is my 72 virgins in heaven
rekt
rekt
rekt
rekt
>>59832575
you piece of fUCKING sHIT
fUCK OFf
>play Saudi version of Flight Simulator
>Plane has no landing gear
>plays american NHL
>all good players leave for WC
>play polish version of sim city
>special "bath houses" are now unlocked
>>59832667
Bur
>>59832508
>playing slovenian GTA
>car breaks down as soon as I enter it.
>play dutch version of the sims
>can only have same-sex relationship
>play American version of chess
>blacks go first
>playing portuguese version of Sim City 4
>it's in brazilian portuguese
>>59832732
>plays English version of chess
>there are no whites
>play american version of chess
>all blacks are king
>>59832703
More like
>playing slovene gta
>play as a law abiding citizen because there is no crime in slovenia
>>59832747
>play Swedish version of chess
>black pawn takes my white queen
>win
>>59832758
lol'd my sides hate you
>>59832770
>be british poster
>posts cuckold fantasy
>>59832756
Top kek
>>59832740
>Play as Brazil in FIFA'14
>Lost to Germany 7-1
>play serbian lord of the rings
>you start as an orc in morodor
>>59832792
>be swedish poster
>can't take the bants
>>59832806
>Play as Israel in FIFA
>germany gives 7-1
>play french version of rimworld
>it's a sex game
>play finnish version of WoW
>PvP includes only alcohol and knife-fighting
>>59832813
>be English poster
>asks god to save my monarch
>play american sims 2
>have to rebuild my cardboard house every year because of hurricane
>Playing German version of Counter Strike
>German CT prays to allah one last time after getting shot
Im serious btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUuABNnTC0
>>59832878
>play polish sims 2
>can't rebuild my house because I'm poor
>play german version of Hotel Tycoon
>jews are guest
>play hungarian version of ace attorney
>can't progress because I don't understand hungarian
>plays chinease version of democracy 3
>............
>>59832892
>Be German
>Get Shot in the head
>Surrender
>solve American version of captcha
>asks me to select all sandwiches
>nothing but burgers
>>59832911
>playing british sims 2
>cannot afford a 1 room house even after using /cheat gib Infinite shekels cheat
>>59832944
That's silly, to progress in Ace Attorney you just have to press everything and present all pieces of evidence.
>solve American version of captcha
>asks me to select all pizzas
>nothing but pies
>Playing Canadian version of GTA
>Apologize to everyone nearby for everything I do
>Playing German version of Need For Speed
>All vehicles are white SUVs tipped on 2 wheels
>>59832990
>playing british sims 2
>everyone on my road is Polish
>solve English version of captcha
>asks me to select all chips
>see nothing but pommes frites
>play english version of sing star
>only nasheeds
>>59832991
You'd have to rely on a lot of save scumming my friend
>plays british war simulator
>america has all the warscore
>Play UK version of GTA
>Armed with a plastic fork, constant 5-star police meter
>>59833137
lol'd
>>59833137
Gta was made in the UK you dumb burger
>plays american version of don't starve
>die of obesity
>Play swiss version of Age of Empires 2
>Villagers can only mine gold
>play australian version of Hearts of Iron
>still get cucked by american GIs since you can't defeat the japs on your own
>playing TW
>attacked by 10 stack enemy army
>enemy immediately flees on the field wtf
>realized the enemy was the French faction
>play France in civ 5
>army immediately disbands at the sight of enemy
>play italy in hearts of iron
>automatically switch to faction with highest war score
>playing Turks in Civ 5
>what happened to armenia?
>Play French version of Guitar Hero
>Crowd gets shot
>plays american version of passports please
>twin towers get airplane'd
>play american Victoria
>country names are wrong
>Play austrian version of sims
>daughter becomes pregnant while only father is around
>play american version of Xenoblade Chronicles X
>breast slider in character creation is removed
>play German version of pizza tycoon
>Das Juden is an ingredient
> play romanian version of Dark Souls
> only class available is the thief
>play American version of zoo tycoon
>feed is renamed "burger"
>Play Russian version of Ace Attorney.
>All evidence gets rejected.
>play as poland in hoi
>officers dissapear
>Play Arabic version of Tomb Raider
>Get raped and beheaded before first temple
>play british version of TW:Warhammer as Empire
>empire crumbles
>play Malaysian version of flight simulator
>plane automatically nosedives at the sight of a body of water
>>59833313
fucking hell man
>play American version of hunting simulator
>trigger guard is too small
>playing india in civ 5
>enemy units cannot enter my tiles because theyre covered in poo
>play Swedish version of the sims
>wife exclusively impregnated by black neighbour
>Play Moldovan version of Skyrim
>Only class is town rapist
>play brazilian version of Tropico 5
>nothing changes
>playing strayan version of Sim City
>everything's upside down
>>59833640
>play Indian version of EU4
>scorched earth is renamed "designated earth"
>>59833632
>Play British version of hunting simulator
>Get arrested for having a gun
>>59833664
>play swedish version of the sims
>all females are thai and IKEA is the only store
>play Belgian version of Airport Simulator
>everything blows up
>play American version of Civ V
>Israel the default ally
>play German version of GTA
>cops ignore me as I assault women
>play Russian version of Papers, Please
>nothing changes
>play Australian version of zoo tycoon
>emus rebel and take over the zoo
>>59833715
>play Finnish version of hunting simulator
>gun is replaced with a knife from K-rauta
>>59833356
underrated
>Play Pakistani version of Goat Simulator
>Get raped constantly
>play British bus simulator
>bus gets bombed
>>59832892
lel wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4MrTEe1EVY
>play Australian version of World of Warcraft
>gnome females removed
>also everything but the Barrens removed to save download space
>play american sim city
>terrorists always crashing airplanes in my sky scrappers yo
>buy Norwegian prison tycoon
>turns out it's actually just the sims
>Play Canadian version of GTA V.
>Character says "sorry" everytime they kill someone.
>>59833884
>play american version of world of warcraft
>females have "realistic body type"
>Play Russian version of civil war
>Army is 100% volunteers
>play dutch version of innawoods
>get arrested by police
>Play Indian version of Gran Turismo
>Tracks are covered in shit, cars constantly slide, nobody wins due to crashes
>play swedish version of world of warcraft
>only haircolours availible is pink/purple/blue
>>59833954
>play Swedish version of WoW
>males have "realistic skin color"
>play american version of Assassin's Creed
>main character is actually a native american
>playing german version of rocket league
>life simulator
Put me in the Reddit screen cap faggot
>play the Canadian version of a game
>it's a carbon copy of the american version, but all the text and voices are in chinglish
>play norwegian version of banished
>butter is not in the game
>play polish version of moonbase alpha
>set on earth
>play canadian version of city skylines
>city burns
>Play mexican version of army of two: devil's cartel
>Accidentally shoot my cousin
>play austrian version of stronghold
>can't build walls
>play black version of game
>can't loose because you did nothing wrong
>playing Indian version of roller coaster tycoon
>free drinks, $10 bathrooms
>make no profit
>Play Rick's Radious Adventures on my console because Im a console fag
This comes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>buy Indian version of Forza
>900 cars in each race causing gridlock and constant crashing
>>59834149
:'(
>>59834208
>play French version of game
>can't win because white flag flies by default
>play uk version
>all the house look like this, but they are too expensive for people to afford
>play northern irish version of tf2
>only playable characters are pyro and demoman
>plays german version of hoi
>all officers are austrian
>play american version of dark souls
>dark sols
>>59834243
it's easy to spot those who have shit humour
>>59833771
>play Swedish version of hunting simulator
>you hunt white people
>>59834322
>play irish version of hunting simulator
>nothing to hunt
;)
>>59834305
Sure is
>play french tekken
>start with -40 health from butthurt
>play Akarin poster version of sims 4
>game disapears
>buy black version of thief
>game progress is 100% and all achievements unlocked before I even begin
>Play Russian version of Sims
>Can't build house, just live in commieblock
>Only furniture is a dirty mattress surrounded by vodka bottles
>5 years of work earns a tiny monochrome TV
>Die at age 45 from liver failure
>>59834349
>hunt for their pot O gold
>>59834322
>irish version of hunting simulator
>hunting for wild american ocean liner tickets
>>59834402
>play irish version of hunting simulator
>hunt for pot o gold
>no food to buy
>Play mexican version of rome total war
>no need to build siege equipment, troops just jump the walls
>>59834432
>play german version of kerbal space program
>landing struts don't work
>>59833313
top kek
>Play american version of whale hunting simulator
>It's actually a dating app
>>59834353
>Dutch version of Sim Tower
>Must build fast
>Tower constantly sinking into relentless swamp
>northern irish version of hunting simulator
>set in the 1970s
>>59834349
>implying
>buy Israeli version of GTA
>killing children is unlocked and gives you gold bonus
>>59834466
xD
>play british version of sims
>family gets shot on their way to school
>>59834453
>play german version of KSP
>soviets rape my kerbals
>Play Malaysian version of plane simulator.
>Game crashes and save files can't be found.
>play austrian version of the sims
>it's a mod by akabur
>>59834475
>buy arab version of gta
>crashing a plane in a building completes the game
>kiwi version of goat simulator
>18+
>buy Russian version of war thunder
>just get the same shitty biased game
>play german version of Total war: russian invasion
>can't invade family members
>Play Polish version of Sim City 4
>The eastern half your city is deleted but you get a new used western half to your city to make up for it
>play Indian version of Morrowind
>Balmora is covered in scuttle
>>59831990
underrated
>play american version of stardew valley
>no option to leave shitty corporate job
>die at desk
>play australian version of csgo
>get khan'd
>play polish version of the sims
>the toilets are always in perfect condition
>play english mod for C&C Generals
>sound effects are from GLA
>>59834624
kek
>>59834624
calling it
most under rated
>Play Albanian version of GTA
>No star levels for stealing cars
>>59834652
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Playing American version of Sim City 4
>There is no mixed use zone
Wait, that's how it already is
>>59834652
>any other sim using the toilet lowers happiness
>cleaning it puts it back up
>>59834652
>play polish version of the sims
>plumber and criminal are the only career options
>play Jordan version of flight simulator
>planes get shot down
>Play Iraqi version of City Skylines
>Work really really hard to increase economy
>Finally upgrade my financial district
>Get's jihaded and destroyed for being to western.
>>59834770
*Gets
*too
Fucking hate my phone's keyboard.
>play Norwegian version of Mario
>beat all levels
>princess is rescued by strange Arab character
>>59834741
>play UK version of sims
>get arrested and fined because burgler breaks into my home
>play english version of rollercoaster tycoon
>crashing brings your rating up
>>59834823
>play Swedish mario
>sink to levels hitherto unknown
>play polish version of stellaris
>game won't start because we never left earth
>play the italian version of sims
>live in moms house
>>59834842
>also double fine for not having a TV and air gun license
>play american version of roller coaster tycoon
>all revenue comes from the burger stand
>>59834885
>play italian version of any online game
>fuck own mother
>Play Japanese version of Sim City
>Monster attacks and nuclear meltdowns are mandatory
>Play British version of Cities Skylines.
>City is 25% mosques
>Citizens still aren't happy
>>59834336
it wasn't clever and a reply to a french poster. he is probably a nigger
>>59832911
Shouldn't it be
>play polish sims 2
>can't rebuild my house, move to the UK beat kids, go to jail.
>>59834926
>play french version of /int/
>unable to take a joke
>>59834935
The standard of living is still improved this way.
>>59831835
DELETE THIS!
>play british version of grand turismo
>everyone be driving on the wrong side of the road
>play french sim city
>1st person view opens csgo
>play swedish version on far cry 2
>nothing changes
>Plays European Sim City
>Cities of the Future DLC
>All the cities look like Mosul and Allepo
>>59834911
Pretty sure those are already in there.
At least I remember UFO attacks from Sim City 2000
>>59835070
>download "american civilization" for civilization 6
>it's just zimbabwe with an american flag
>>59835132
>file size is 1kb
>Play German version of FIFA 16 Pro Clubs
>Have a good game
>Suddenly I now play for Bayern
>Indian version of Sims
>Witch occasionally pokes head out of toilet, looking for children
>Poop outside
>play Chinese version of Dawn of War 2
>Tyranids are the main campaign
>Play Canadian version of Zoo Tycoon
>Seals get clubbed
>indian version of don't shit your pants
>only bad end is shitting in the toilet
>>59835132
Touché
>play american QWOP
>you're in a mobility scooter
>play german version of Medical waste management simulator
Oh wait, there is only a German version so far
>>59835257
More like:
>Play American QWOP
>Instantly awarded a medal for being so strong and brave
>play american version of counter strike
>get shot
>Israeli version of Mario
>Have to collect every single gold coin to complete level
>>59835196
fucking normie
>UAE version of Sim City
>Most of my population are slaves
>play russian sim city
>half of all city expenditures stolen
can i be in screencap pls
>>59835493
word to your babushka
>Mexican version of Mario
>Mario is always in small mario form
>play Japanese version of League of Legends
>towers and creeps can now be denied
>buy GTA 5 in germany
>installer installs euro truck simulator
>>59835590
>Mexican version of Mario
>Gets beheaded by La Koopa Cartel
>install russian version of fallout 4
>its just russia simulator
>>59834954
to be fair the french surrender monkeys "joke" is overused as hell and isnt fun anymore
>German version of Witcher 3
>Filled with minorities
>play russian version GTA
>car wheel torn off pit road
>play black version of Thief
>my single mother sues The City if guards kill me
>>59835714
are you implying /int/ would EVER run a joke into the ground
>play congolese version of call of duty
>nobody can pick up weapons, or anything for that matter
>play Age of Empires set in the Middle East/Europe
>end goal is to devolve back to the Stone Age
>Play American version of GTA V
>Become fat
>Get handicapped parking
>Get shot
>>59835608
>GTA in Germany
>All that is available are the import/export missions and ambulance/taxi minigames.
>play argentinian battlefield
>get rekt
>>59835874
Hey Reginald, welcomed any Pakis lately?? BING BONG
Also I'm the guy who originally made the French joke. It was a quick shitpost, but man was it worth it for that French asspain.
>>59836032
Hello new friend.
>>59836032
>Also I'm the guy who originally made the French joke
>>59836061
You what
>>59836032
>>59836061
>>59836133
>>59836169
I return to the thread after some time and I am taking credit for fracturing French ass
Deal with it my dudes B)
>>59834352
UK is the most stupid and ugly country in world and British are all smelly gay abrutis who NEED TO GIVE BACK THE CHANNEL ISLANDS THEY TOOK FROM US
>playing British version of Medal of Honor
>sit around drinking tea until America and Russia win for me
>>59836411
>Be Australian
>playing with a VR headset
>this happens
>MFW I'm 18
>Can't buy my own booze until I'm 21
>I just want to get buzzed after work
>Fortunately live in Wisconsin, so everyone has a really lax feelng towards booze
>Give my parents money to buy beer when they go shopping
>Both of them were able to drink when they were 21 so they think it's unfair
>Going on a roadtrip through eastern Canada this summer
>Going to buy myself first ever legal beer in Quebec
>Going to do buy myself another first legal beer when I turn 19 in early august when I'm in Ontario
>Load up on Canadian craft beer before returning to the States
Fucking love Canada to be honest guys.
>play french version of amnesia: dark descent
>immediate mental breakdown
>>59836411
>Play American version of medal of honour
>Americans singing star spangled banner while soviets die
>>59836588
Nice blog faggot.
>>59836588
Posted in wrong bread
>>59836032
it's fucking shit living in this country because you get the wrong dead horse jokes
>tfw northern ireland
>>59835657
Kind of want to see Soviet version of power armor and how often it breaks.
>>59836411
>playing American version of Medal of Honor
>join the game at the end and claim victory despite Russia doing all the work
>>59835874
most int jokes are only run into the ground on int
the french surrender monkey joke however is overused literally everywhere
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