Why do you call Indians Pajeet? That isn't even a real name.
>>59830212
ok, Ranjid
POO IN LOO
>>59830280
That isn't a real name either, Rasheed.
Ok Sanjay Patel Prajalrahna
>>59830212
t. Dilbagh
>>59830350
FUCK YOU
They don't even eat ketchup!
>>59830350
>Indians thinking they're allowed to banter
Poojeet please
literally had to filter pajeet on /g/
>>59830414
Why, what did he do?
>>59830395
>>59830212
Why are all horny indians on omegle named Raj?
>>59830419
shitposting
>>59830212
What's the most common name you've heard?
>>59830470
www.babycenter.in/a25012571/most-popular-indian-boy-names-of-2014
>Aryan
>>59830470
Rahul, Rohit, Abhishek for men, Priyanka, Divya, Shreya for women. Punjabis aren't a majority in India, only in Canada.
>>59830570
>>59830611
all ugly names
>>59830570
Kek
>>59830611
I see. I've met a couple Abhishek's at uni
>>59830721
A LITERAL AMISHKEK
>>59830350
>Indians denying that Ranjit, a name belonging to one of their great national heroes, is not real just to stop the bullying
DISHONORABIRU!
>>59830712
I think all the female names he listed are actually pretty nice. Maybe it's because they sounds vaguely Slavic.
>>59830570
That's incidentally also a Christian name. Can be found here where I live.
>>59830712
Almost as ugly as the soul of a New Zealander
that's right, colonialist racist scum
>>59830212
stfu pajeet
>>59831036
That's Ranjit with a T not a D as in Rasheed.
Where did Pajeet even come from?
>>59831156
amalgam of patel and various -jit names
>>59830212
t. Amal
>>59831216
Patel is a surname though
There's a girl in my class called manjeet.
I nearly meme'd in real life when she told me.
>>59830212
Amin Yashed
>>59831297
I knew one in high school named Kirby(no idea if that's how it was spelled). I never had the balls to ask if she knew how to suck as well as the pink ball
>>59831339
That's a terribly wasted opportunity.
>>59830611
i'd drink from the ganges to smell priyankas armpits
>>59831462
grim
>>59830212
t. Abu Pooinloo
>>59831462
The name strongly reminds me of my great aunt Ivanka.
Anyone else find the poo in loo song really catchy?
>>59831462
This one?
>>59831564
she doesn't look as good in pictures as she does on film
looking forward to the new baywatch for a naughty wank on the sly to her and beef flaps
>>59830212
Rajeesh khan pls
>>59831605
She does look better on film.
>>59831526
Honestly I feel bad for Indian posters having to deal with that meme
>>59831693
I can't see it ever dying either, India is such an easy target too so they can't banter back.
>>59831685
Sita Gupta
Sanjay Gupta
>>59830570
Where the fuck's Panjeet?
>>59831693
>>59831719
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>59831719
Its because all Indians here are internet autists. The ones who migrate are usually wusses who live off family money and have had sheltered lives with everything they could ask for. Those are the two types you have contact with, and they can't banter because they never learned. IRL indians aren't so retarded.
>>59831840
I know, the ones at my uni are pretty bro but all very cliquey for some reason.
>>59831840
Always liked Indians IRL. Not devoid of personality like the Chinese.
>>59831902
why do indians at unis always travel in groups of 3?
i've noticed it my entire life
>>59831902
Foreign students? Maybe they're scared and shit. I have the same problem in my class with it being full of Russko's sticking together...
>>59831946
http://www.baka.com.au/national/indian-student-bashings-on-the-rise-in-sydney-community-leader-20090529-bpxy.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-12-30/indian-student-bashed-on-first-night-out-in-melbourne/5178818
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-07/an-brother-of-bashed-indian-student-speaks-out/5189424
They kinda have to m8.
>>59831946
They are scared of getting their heads bashed in.
>>59832115
maybe that explains why i've never seen an indian chick alone on the street
>>59831564
Wow, gorgeous
>>59831840
>IRL indians aren't so retarded.
Then why won't they poo in the loo?
>>59832115
>Police they are looking for nine people, eight men of African appearance and one Caucasian woman
of course
>>59832265
kek tbqh
>>59832115
My old boss
>If you see two Indians, they are from the engineering school and are looking for a job. They always come in pairs.
Guess it is a thing
>>59832214
Funny story. Some ADL bloke robbed some pregnant Indian chick in my suburb but the girl kept shouting "please not my baby" and then the madman threw her on the ground and stomped her on stomach just because.
>>59832265
>only one occasion compared to many others
American education everyone.
>>59832115
>baka.com
I hate word filters but that one always gets a chuckle out of me
>>59831605
She's beautiful except for the Voldemort nose
>>59832394
haha so edgy /b/ro
>>59832454
How am I being edgy you turd?
>>59830212
here
>>59832505
tfw diversionary tactics are successful. You will laugh at poo on streets only till ISRO drops an asteroid on you.
>>59832611
why are indians so weird on social media?
>>59832781
Because cultural relativism
>>59832781
Because dalits have impaired brain function.
>>59832411
i forgot what word filters to baka desu
>>59833931
shaking my head
baka
>>59834017
thanks senpai
>>59832115
Fucking dickheads. The fact that anyone does this to anyone makes me sick.
>>59834288
>>59830212
What is a typical Indian name then?
>>59834288
Pajeet my son...
>>59830212
Ranjeet my son
Can Indians actually understand each other when they speak English?
>>59831940
>implying Chinese aren't just all mentally ill/crazy personalities
>>59830350
Give us a name then, otherwise you're poojeet.
>>59835979
I can barely understand Northerners when they speak english. Let alone Indian """""""""""english""""""""""""
>>59830212
Pratap, mera beta.
>>59830611
aditya
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
Classic India video
>hey, u wan wip? 3. 3
"No, I don't need a whip.
>u wan wip? 2 kay? 2
No. I don't need a whip.
>cheap cheap u wan wip?
Nooooooo! I don't need a whip!!!!"
>>59830626
lel
>>59830626
took me 30 minutes
Indians on social media make me want to kill myself. I probably should, to be honest.
>>59841546
Same here
I'm not even Indian. I'm just a girl that gets way too much Indian/Paki spam on all my pictures.
>>59841584
Yeah, I know. Women everywhere are weirded out by South Asian men and mostly hate us. Makes me sad.
>>59830212
t. Aarav Kumar
Poo!
>>59830212
A FUCKING WHEEL
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>>59841546
>>59841905
Comedy gold.
(Fuck.)
>>59841905
RANJIT MY SON
U WAN GOLD NOW
>>59832874
I don't know which one is more pathetic
>>59841546
Delete facebook you dalit
>>59842368
Deleted my Facebook 2 years ago.
Indians being abysmal at social media interaction is a byproduct of botched globalization, the primary one being Bollywood. We went from Satyajit Ray to fucking 'Bollywood', a shoddy imitation of the Western cinema hierarchy at best. As I said, makes me want to kill myself.
>>59830212
We IRL call Indians "Jimmy", that's after the Indiam movie "The Disco Dancer" that was pretty popular in soviet union.
>>59830611
Can i call you babu?
>>59842923
Everyone here is an autist, that's why we're here.
At least they has the balls to say something.
Is this a nice guy?
>>59830212
Why do Indians shit in the street?
Is "Mandeep" an indian name or paki? there was a brown stoner in college with that name and we used to make fun of him for it.
With a chatroom our class made, someone changed his username to "Deepinman" and he never noticed somehow.
>>59830212
Hello Raji
A question for Indians, why do your members of parliament put themselves in the loo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBRt7v1Ihdo
is a Hajeeb an indian name
>>59845160
No its british now
>>59830626
Explain
>>59830212
Fine I want call you that Pavan Patel.
>>59832781
because that's what we were like too in the 90s
>>59830570
>Ryan
>>59843502
Its a sikh name. And since you are canada, he probably came from punjab.
>>59843468
No he drove a car over sleeping hobos and even managed to get off the hook. He also hunted endangered animals and is a muslim.
>>59830212
Okay Deepincar
>>59831339
There was this small Puerto Rican girl named Kirby that I went to school with. I did ask her if she knew how to suck. She asked me if I wanted to find out.
>I did.
>Answer: not well.
>>59832874
>>59845269
>Amin Yashed
>I'm in your shed
>>59841546
You mean like pic related.
>>59830212
My favorite Indian name is Amrita. Too bad she never noticed me...
>>59847560
That really isn't too bad. For you guys anyways.
The best are the butthurt ones.
>>59847772
SHOOT
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T
>>59847957
Yea, like that.
>>59830350
Mandeep pls
>>59841584
L O N D O N
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>>59849349
I think there is a bigger chance your name is mandeep.
>>59830626
Kek
why do they smell so bad? not even memeing. I go to a college with a lot of them, and walking behind them makes you want to die. They leave a scent trail
>>59832874
>Keep your mouth shut beach
Because calling you a budget chink is racist.
alri Deep
alri Raj
apu
Neither is Sven you damn bastards
>>59850923
We know that Jamal and Tyrone are traditional Swedish names
>>59850923
Ok muhammed
MY NAME IS NOT ABDUL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>59851261
sure thang ahmed
>>59851703
>ahmed
yes thank you, that's my real name
Pekka is actually pretty common desu, though not in fashion anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
>>59830212
t. Poonam
>>59830721
i met an brit Abishek in erasmus, the dude was a real bro, very cheerful. 3rd generation tho
do many pakis visit India?
>>59830212
t. Harpreet
I think we should give India a new chance: dubs decide what Indians shall be called from now on
>>59855280
Harpoot
>>59830570
>Ryan
>already giving them call center names