mexican half breeds éagran
https://youtu.be/XVWtLx8ax9k
Who /sick leave/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5mqgacck0E
>>59814483
whatre you sick with or are you just dossin off
Up the Celts
>>59814560
dossin off. I just couldn't get myself into work
>>59814594
up the rangers
>>59814625
whats your work
>>59814787
production worker in a chemical plant. abitrating 25kg bags on pallets all day erry day
got a tiny splinter in my foot from walking barefoot in the brush. its irritating but painless. i had a bunch from when i was in bulgaria, they trigger me but they go away themselves
>>59814894
sounds draining
>>59814966
>sounds draining
it is, but it's also well paid (1700-1800€/month) so I can't complain
>>59814966
>from walking barefoot
Are you some sort of impoverished urchin?
Also did your Ma re-marr?
>>59815057
ah well
find something you enjoy.
>>59815134
nah i just like it
and my mam married a greek american thats why i came here
also irish nobility went barefoot see
>>59815144
>>59815144
>find something you enjoy.
I've really given up on finding a job that I'd "enjoy"
>>59814787
Rangers Newco**
>>59815190
Any siblings step-siblings? What's the Greek chap like.
>>59815190
you're 18 and you've got swiss citizenship why dont you go over there and live off swiss welfare bennies
Shit thread
>>59815230
Why?
>>59815230
maybe live a self sufficient life
its what i wanna do
>>59815266
KAT ATAT
>>59815268
one baby half-sister
the greek is an annoying cuck
>>59815322
no money
if i went to switzerland id join the army (id have to do it anyway if i lived there)
>>59815352
What's the difference between an Apple and an orange ?
>>59815352
Just join the military.
You won't go to war, and you learn some nifty things.
>>59815352
What does he do to annoy you?
>>59815421
an orange is a citrus
>>59815427
yeah ive got a few options
join the swiss army
join a freight ship
fuck around in eastern europe
get educated as a mechanic here in america
>>59815450
hes trudeau the stepfather
>>59815344
Jobs are soul draining. Having to be at certain place at certain time to do certain task just gets tedious pretty easily. take that paired with a coworker you can't stand (every company has at least one of these fuckers) and you get instant depression.
>>59815352
>self sufficient life
thought about that too but im not sure how to archieve that
mdma worth it if everyone around you is drunk
>>59815492
>hes trudeau the stepfather
don't get the reference
>>59815502
Yes, you can get away with it easily. But if it's your first time, you'll experience something new. You'll probably end up telling everyone you're on drugs.
>>59815492
You can't get an Apple bastard mukaaa
Hehehe
>>59815540
pm of canada
DUDE WEED LMAO?
its 2016?
holier than thou hypocrite and a leftist basically
>>59815569
haha prods BTFO
>>59815500
>Having to be at certain place at certain time to do certain task just gets tedious pretty easily.
I absolutely hate that too especially if it's routine like say a 9 to 5.
Have you considered a job where you'd be working alone? Or self employment?
>>59815569
How long until reunification?
>>59815554
So should I do it alone
Should I have a few cans with me in case the mdma does nothing
>>59815676
Trust me, it'll do something. Don't have cans, do it sober so you get a feel for it.
>>59815612
>working alone?
would be a salvation but it's hard to find a job like that.
>self employment?
Don't really have the energy and resources for that
>I absolutely hate that too especially if it's routine like say a 9 to 5.
shift working is even worse. last week I had night shift from 21 to 5 and it fucks up your perception of time and sleeping pattern really hard. Probably the main reason I decided to get sick leave this week
>>59815736
It'll be at night and all the lads will be on cans and weed do you think the mdma will give me a real experience
>>59815781
lad, move to the alps, learn useful and edible plants, learn to hunt primitively, and be a mountain man. itll be sound. im gonna do that eventually.
>>59815781
What skills do you have? What age are you? Could you go back to education?
>>59815823
well not in the alps. somewhere in connemara or donegal. same idea though.
>>59815663
Send the army into Derry and take it as it comes from there
>>59815815
It will make you feel amazing. You'll have great conversations and you say things that you'll never usually say.
It's a great drug, personally I've never used it in a party environment. And I've never used it with drink. I will be using it tomorrow though.
>>59815919
I'll take your word for it then. Enjoy tommorow.
Who's droning tonight?
>>59815864
Don't see that scenario getting very far. The boys on the Curragh wouldn't be too impressed by it either.
What went wrong, /paddy/?
>>59816004
snape playing dev in michael collins was hilarious
>>59815965
Yes. Vodka, straight, room temperature.
>>59816004
Biggest cunt ever to live tbvh
Ellen post neck
>>59816004
the brits
always blame the brits
>>59816004
Reality.
>>59815936
I will.
Just remember to be safe about it.
MDMA raises your core temperature, so be sure to drink fluids. Not alcohol. If you feel it's too much, get a mate to stand outside with you.
>>59815984
Put that army to use ffs
>>59815858
Im 24, made an apprenticeship as carpenter which is useless since I didn't pass the final exams. Was never really interested in it and kinda forced into it
>Could you go back to education?
I could although I have no idea what to do.
>>59815859
Sounds really romantic but im pretty sure im fucked if I need medical treatment or something
>>59816090
THE BRITISH
THE FECKIN BRITISH
(british is pronounced with a hard r btw)
>>59815919
http://www.rollsafe.org/
says here you should take a load of supplements and shite before and after, what do you think about that? Don't bother and follow the three month rule?
>>59816123
what army lol
we need conscription honestly
>>59816144
primitive people were surprisingly healthy. and its not like you cant come down from the mountains and go to a hospital.
>>59816144
>I could although I have no idea what to do.
Find something. Something that you enjoy.
>>59816144
As long as you can work as a carpenter and perform most jobsthough shouldn't you be okay regardless of whether you got your exams or not ??
>>59816149
Personally I find a herbal tea enema is enough preparation
>>59816149
I take supplements a week before the dose.
I also make sure there's at least 2 months between each dose.
>>59814105
I am the father of that child
>>59816241
Like what and where do you get them?
>>59816260
so youre my wife's son's father
>>59816149
You will be grand
All this shite About supplements and certain foods is all well and good but at the end of the day unless you don't go crazy and take a full gram of it - and end up seshing till 11 o'clock the following night you will be grand
In saying that , a couple of joints the day after a night of partying is essential for me
>>59816287
yes
how is little yuki doing?
>>59816274
I just use a garden hose and a funnel and a few cups of freshly made green tee
>>59816203
Society here praises these exams (Gesellenbriefe) into heaven and back.
It's not impossible to get a job with it but for a lot of employers it's a major criteria
>>59816274
Any multi vitamin packs.
Try your pharmacy and ask around.
>>59816328
alri lad
*preps you*
dont mind if i do, bull-sama
>>59816361
Then emigrate -
I know a good few people who got half way through their apprenticeships and just bailed to America
>>59816419
Im actually saving up for this in case shit here gets real
>>59816400
>Any multi vitamin packs.
Aldi do 20 effervescent multivitamin tablets for €1.19 a pack. And it's overloaded to fuck with the NRVs (nutrient reference value). They are up in the 100's of percentages.
Starting to feel depressed lads. Think I might be getting ill again aswell but have to wait until July to get tested again.
>>59816655
I wouldn't fancy doing an enema with that desu
>>59816726
Très amusant.
>>59816260
Good job, buddy!
>>59816979
What's up with all the weebshit talking about mexican half breeds?
>>59817064
prolly some new shite forced /int/ mem from the spics
>>59816726
Why would you do an enema
>>59817064
Do you think the latest Austrian election was rigged
>>59817206
To take certain drugs or to prepare for anal sex.
>>59817064
its an old meme tb h, popular in /cum/ especially
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>59817256
My moth has never had an enema, and I've never had shit on dick.
>>59817064
>Not appreciating superior Mexican seed
Mentally picture a man on the ground with his legs up in the air as herbal tea and water gushes into his anus with anime blaring in the background
Then the black bull knocks on his door
>>59817242
nah, i think a lot of people changed their minds last second when the social democrats party swapped out the loser that was federal councellor a few days ago.
>>59817337
It would be shit up dick that would be more of an issue but the quares do it.
Also for health reasons, clear out the pipes so to speak.
>>59817473
Never had an issue with anal though. Although she's not a fan as much as I am of it
>>59817401
Move to Ireland and be my friend, you seem sound.
>>59817534
>Although she's not a fan as much as I am of it
Gayboy.
But if you don't use a condom small particles of fecal matter can enter your urethra and you'll get a urinary tract infection. Also, without a condom, if you ejaculate inside blood borne viruses can be transmitted.
>>59817534
Same here but she also doesn't mind using a strap on on me so it's fine.
>>59817608
Are you taking the piss or?
>>59817607
Condoms for anal. And there's no worries of stis
>>59817536
not sure about moving there but I'll be damned if I don't manage to visit hibernia in this life
>>59817719
>but I'll be damned if I don't manage to visit hibernia in this life
Why?
This place is fucking awful.
Anyone ever have sex with MDMA
Can you get it up and do the business? Better if your partners also doing it?
>>59817796
>grass is greener
>>59817809
No, but I've wanked while rolling.
My friends get pilly willy, but for some reason I'm as hard as a rock.
Can't convince the girlfriend to take it, so it sex won't be happening. However, she's open to lsd. So that may be happening soon enough.
>>59817796
>This place is fucking awful.
but travel agency jews make it look like heaven.
What exactly is awful about it?
doin a poo
>>59817867
Knowing me I'd probably get Pilly willy
Would Viagra counter this
>>59817977
Most definitely.
>>59817818
You have no idea you fool and you're guilty of the exact same line of thought.
You're actually proud of Port Laoise ffs. I imagine because you believe it contributes towards your "identity".
Go join the Swiss army, learn some useful survival shite before you do your in-a-woods plan because you'd be dead within a week. You might also, depending on how long you are signed up get some form of payment to help you live.
>>59817878
Tbf, you don't live here. It's easy to get fed up with it.
>>59817878
The people. Everything.
>>59818042
Join the mechanic part of the army if that's what you're interested in.
>>59817878
We all secretly hate each other
>>59818220
>secretly
more like an open secret
>>59818056
>>59818101
I can kinda relate. I don't like it here either. not sure if its of my closer social circle or society here in general
>>59818042
dont worry ive got it all planned out
>join a freighter
>leave in europe
>hitchhike to switzerland
>join the army
>do that for two years
>move to ireland
>get a job as a mechanic
>learn irish
>buy some land
>go innawoods
>marry a qt
>raise family innawoods
its flawless and my autobiography would be interesting as fuck.
>>59818311
Not gonna happen.
>>59818311
There are no innawoods in Ireland lad sorry to burst your bubble
Get American citizenship you can go innawoods there
>>59818333
just you wait
>>59818360
theres some pretty fucking sparse regions
Also "Micked" learn about the flora of ireland when you do your in-a-woods thing as certain things that grow wild can be very appealing in the culinary industry.
>>59818311
>get a job as a mechanic
>with army mechanic education
you've never been in the military, aren't you?
>>59818386
In terms of money.
For instance literally only one woman in ireland has the ability to find truffles. She makes a fortune from selling them.
>>59818386
yeah obviously
you need to know your plants to survive. source of vitamins, fiber, etc. cant just survive off rabbits and deer.
>>59818418
ah sure itll be grand. ill have enough education to get an lower level job as a mechanic for a few years
and no i obviously havent been in the army
>>59817977
Watch out though, don't wanna overdo seither the MDMA or Viagra if you're taking both. That's just calling for heart problems. Err on the cautious side regarding dosing.
>>59818469
wew thats a good idea
id use them for food mostly but if truffles are big money that would be appreciated cash in pocket
man ive got it all figured out now
life isnt so bad
>>59818477
Can you tell the difference between cow parsley, which has culinary uses, and hemlock?
I could tell you but if this is literally what you want to do with your life, in-a-woods shite, you need to know this shite.
Can you identify wild garlic?
>>59818523
plants in general i mean not just truffles lol
>>59818505
Do you have problems getting hard with MDMA?ks it a common problem? Have a family histoeh of heart problems. Dunno if if need the viagra
>>59818382
Like where
Everywhere that's sparse either has walkers everywhere, tourists, national park or farmers who'd give you quaar looks
>>59818477
>deer and rabbits
You would catch neither and the deer would probably be illegal to hunt.
I see mushrooms walking around sometimes. Are any of them in Ireland like shrooms/phycadaelic?
>>59818563
no, i dont know shit about plants unfortunately. i need to do my homework of course. these are vital skills which i dont have.
in fact, next opportunity i have, im going to the library and picking up a book on edible plants. unfortunately theyll be north america centric but it may be handy since im here for a while anyway
>>59818606
literally just some unused bogland. i dont plan on farming so thats not an issue
>>59818646
what about rabbit traps
and deer are legal to hunt if youve a license. muntjak deer the government wants you to hunt cos theyre invasive. and i could fish, hunt pheasent, raise chickens (eggs and meat)
plenty of options
>>59818679
perhaps but youd have to do your research
>>59818679
Mushrooms containing psilocybin do grow in Ireland, yes.
>>59818773
How do you identify them
>>59818477
>and no i obviously havent been in the army
hope you have a healthy liver then
>>59818815
go to the library
go to the plants and animals non fiction section
find a book that says "irish mushrooms" or something
look for mushrooms that make you high
learn to identify them
DUDE WEED LMAO
or you die from mushroom poisoning
Hi
>>59818878
they have conscription in austria yes
whats it like
>>59818891
hello
>>59818768
>unused bogland
Bogland is very wet. It tends to get drenched.
>>59818768
>what about rabbit traps
If you have the ability to use them sure.
>and deer are legal to hunt if youve a license. muntjak deer the government wants you to hunt cos theyre invasive.
What? You would need a gun a licences anyway which can be very difficult and expensive to maintain.
>and i could fish, hunt pheasent, raise chickens (eggs and meat)
Yes sometimes in the countryside you'll come across a pheasant with its wings clipped.
>plenty of options
Oh yeah.
>>59818815
Liberty caps. They grow everywhere from September to November.
>>59818982
>If you have the ability to use them sure.
obviously it would be miserable at first. i wouldnt jump in head first either, learning one skill at a time while still working as a mechanic.
>gun a licences
dont need a license for a bow :^)
and i could raise pheasents on my land. give me a source of food and help the ecosystem. and youre ignoring fishing and chickens.
>>59818968
>they have conscription in austria yes
they have it in switzerland too
>whats it like
after basic training is over, most of the time you're doing nothing at all.
I wasn't a mechanic but I worked near them and most of the time they were busy playing cards and secretly drinking beer
>>59819147
i know switzerland has conscription m8, just want to know what its like.
>>59819129
You should just be a farm manager or something, you can raise animals, fish, have money and not sleep in a wet tent
You're mad if you think you can go innawoods here what do you hope to attain from it
>>59814105
Where can I find the sauce of these doujins?
they're great and humorous as fuck
>>59819227
happiness
maybe im mad but maybe im right too
>>59819284
theyre just slapped together images afaik, sorry
>>59819129
>dont need a license for a bow
For hunting you will unless you're just doing it anyway , and a licence for hunting in the first place.
Can you even use a bow? They're expensive. Do you even know what wood you make them from or how to? Coz I do. Do you know how elusive deer are? Their range, depending on where in-a-woods you are, is severely reduced.
>and i could raise pheasents on my land. give me a source of food and help the ecosystem. and youre ignoring fishing and chickens.
Raising pheasants is just retarded, fishing is a seasonal thing, with the chickens you'd only be eating eggs?
Do you even know how to prepare a slaughtered chicken? My Granny thought me when I was five. Also chickens require a coop and would also attract foxes.
>>59819564
Just go pheno Park, hit a deer with your car and put it in your boot. Simple
>>59819564
jesus christ STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
i understand i need to learn a lot but its not like my general idea is impossible. believe it or not you dont have to be born into a family that teaches you something to learn it if youre literate
>>59819606
lol
>>59819606
Hello Oliver.
>>59819662
I'm just questioning your competence. I'd be an outlier in Ireland with this knowledge.
I think you are delusional of you think you can just walk into a woods and survive and I'm actually truing to help.
>>59819677
I'm not Oliver
>>59819793
Who are yo?
>>59819825
I'm me. Who are you?!
>>59819755
not gonna just walk into some bog and say "gonna gadch a bheasend :DDDDD fug im ded xDDDDD gold oud irish weddr X-------DDDDDD". as i said, while i was still working in whatever profession i choose to take on, i would one by one learn survival skills, using them in practice until i was completely self sufficient.
>>59819793
hello ollie
>>59819845
im jew
Having a smoke while looking at the full moon. Tis nice.
>Be Jewish/Mexican hybrid.
On my a few hours now until the postman arrives, I'll be dropping acid no time
The night is still young lads.
The room is spinning as I type tho
Hello ?
>>59820502
the worst kind of jew AND mexican
i feel sorry 4 u
My father is white and my mom mexican....I always considered myself mexican....don't want to seem self hating and all if I call myself white...
4 hours until post man arrives
3 hours now, so excited.
Who's on?
>>59819852
You should have a look at Ray Mears then, I suppose in Youtube
2 hours lads
>>59825334
Is it a normal brown envelope?
>>59825629
I'll tell you when I get it
>>59825656
I thought you've gotten them before?
>>59825784
I have. But I've gotten white and brown before, excuse me for any confusion there. I'm really tired and I can feel the hangover coming on me.
>>59825835
Hangover from what?
>>59825856
I've been drinking all night. The only person posting about drink.
>>59825873
>The only person posting about drink.
No you haven't you light weight.
Have a lot of calls to make today, so lucky I woke up early.
ITT Mexicans who think Jap women would allow mongrel mulatto dicks near their birth canal.
>>59827495
The largest Japanese immigrant community is Brazil, an even larger multi-ethnic society, than Mexico.
Mexico did have black people though.
Lsd and mdma arrived.
>>59827784
bastard
>>59827829
Why?
>>59827784
Got confirmation of my stuff shipped today which suits me better as it'll likely be delivered on Friday.
>>59828947
Where did you order from?
>>59829005
U.K.
The mainland. ;)
>>59829103
I hope your stuff doesn't get caught at customs.
>>59829127
Nah. Never happened before. It was even held in a post office for a few days for me before due to how I ordered.
>>59829372
Tripping balls right now. It's hilarious
>>59830416
You got this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradoxical_laughter ?
>>59814105
Alright buckos
>>59832909
Alri Trinity.
>>59828947
Researchchemist lad? Mine got shipped as well, hopefully it'll arrive friday
only 5 though, angry didnt get more
>>59830416
On MDMA AND LSD? or just the LSD?
>>59835119
Only 5 blotters? I got 10 + 5 free 2mg Diclazepam pills. My order status was just updated to shipped so I reckon Friday too.
Also emailed them to thank them and wish them the best of luck. ;) Politeness can go a long way ya cunt ye.
>>59835382
how did you get free pills
you paid a fortune anyway, 75 euro ripoff
>>59835637
You were singing a different tune about it yesterday. ;) The price of the products + shipping in total was €50, the rest were the bank fees.
>>59835786
You're a cunt
>>59835637
>how did you get free pills
I don't buy from researchchemist website, I spent over a certain amount so was offered a free gift, and like I said, if you have a good rapport with people they may just be nicer to you.
>>59836107
wasn't even me lol
enjoy your 10 blotters that degrade after a few days
>>59836257
I will. Thank you for your well wishes.
>>59836480
And I thought we were friends guess not since friends dont call another friend a cunt with a bad tone
>>59836544
How do you construe tone from text? The whole point of calling you a cunt was the joke, for ironic purposes, in the context of the subject matter of the post.
I thought that was pretty obvious.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I even changed my typing style to be more colloquial to further convey the intended humour and lack of intent to offend.
just cut myself shaving lads.
>>59836934
yer alri then
>>59837074
What condition are the liathroidi in?
>>59837370
sound
Jesus Christ boys, I'm cutting down trees with the father and the fucker only goes and falls on those fucking uninsulated ESB wires.
We were lucky to get out with our lives unscathed.
>>59835157
I'm back. Went for a long walk.
>>59835157
Just lsd
>>59839336
Have any spiritual experiences while walking
>>59839860
This has a mind binding experience.
The taught of cigarettes make me sick, so I haven't had one since I dropped (9am). I'm usually a heavy smoker, so this is great for me.
are ted
>>59840091
did nothing wrong
I think im suffering from insomnia, lads
>>59841186
haha
ted is a cheeky fecker
>>59816004
The people of Ireland just didn't have the vision Saint de Valera had. They were literally too stupid to see he was right.
ah gowan
>>59847297
ted is more right than any of us will ever be
>>59849248
wtf is it then?
>>59849755
its a meme you dip
been around since like 2015
what the fug
>>59850251
get rekt censors
N-nyaaa !
>>59850566
why is russia so gay?
>>59850664
It is not gay thing, it's cute CUTE
>>59850566
BENIS
>>59850709
why is russia so gay?
>>59851070
Russia is not gay
awooo~~~~
>>59850566
Best girl
>>59851615
>>59852909
russia is a gay
An ami
more like non amis ;_;
>>59856581
honhon
>>59857511
Why are you always here, it's like 4 or 5 in the afternoon in Chicago.
>>59857811
He's out of it on yokes
>>59857934
dont do drugs cunt
>>59857811
nothin else to do
>>59857934
He's straight edge, but that would actually explain an awful lot.
>>59858008
>nothin else to do
You live in one of the biggest and famous cities in the world and there is nothing to do? Go do something with your friends. Or study, are you not 18 and in the equivalent of the Leaving Cert year in high school?
>>59858081
>straight edge
thats way cringy, i just dont do drugs
have no problem with weed or alcohol
>>59858179
literally what is there to do for someone unconnected like me in chicago
and im 18 but got held back a year so im 5th year
wish this cunt would stop bumping this thread and let irish people start threads
go fucking make some friends or some shit in chicago christ do something
>>59859333
>le only im allowed to make threads gimmick
fuck off.
Are they still talking about drugs! I hope all you druggies get fucking shot. Get a hobby you boring cunts.
RITSU
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>>59859731
It's interesting to read these threads though, you'll notice how the posts fluctuate between some abstract stoner justification for wasting their lives type posts to the occasional hopelessly depressed, woe is me type discussions about their diagnosed mental health and family problems.
>>59860770
Quite a summation of /eire/ and maybe an insight into your personality.
>>59859731
>Get a hobby you boring cunts.
How ironic.
>>59861043
hello jim-bob
Fuck off
>>59861266
excellent post
>>59861315
Cheers. I first post of night.
>>59861001
Thank you and yes I am very analytical and a fantastic judge of character.
Tell me something nice please.
>>59861458
>i wasted 2 minutes of my life seeing if two numbers matched up
what am i doing
>>59861560
read technological slavery by ted kaczynski
>>59861560
I really like you :)
>>59861641
Thank you.
>>59861680
*kisses cheek*
