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Back of the local mosque edition
rasheeds out
>>59792359
Halal
crayon pop
yoo woohoo
Hello bongs. Would you buy a gun if you could?
Pic related, a gun.
>>59792359
delet this
>>59792359
whered u get this
Funny when people pretend like Thatcher was some evil devil and all other major industrial countries didn't also go through de industrialisation
>>59792315
>getting btfo by a non country
can't wait till we knock you out of the euros aswell lmao
>>59792431
I can. I'd opt for a 1911 though.
>>59792451
Took it myself earlier
>>59792431
yeh i'd buy a nuke
>>59792453
b-b-but muh german cars
>I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed---and gazed---but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
>William Wordsworth (1770 - 1850)
>>59792468
Are you in NI?
>1911
Ehhh. Well, if you like archaic firearms I guess
There's a self-hating Cornishman lurking about
>>59792468
>not a dessu
>>59792508
Yes.
>not revelling in the sheer beauty of a 1911
Just got back from having a filling.
Had the get the bus back. Fucked up my pretty lips and people probably thought I'd had a stroke from looking at me
Poleaboo finished watching Game of Thrones and is now watching WWE Extreme Rules
having a wank in the shower lads
>>59792492
Those are pretty expensive even if someone agreed to sell you one. Are you sure you could afford it?
>>59792536
Yeah, they are pretty aesthetic, but there are prettier guns that aren't obsolete.
Jailed over a peanut. Kek.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36360111
if you don't like drake your music taste is shit
>>59792558
are you posting from your laptop in a plastic bag
>>59792508
>>59792509
>>59792511
>3 Finns in /brit/
The fuck? Get out
>>59792563
i'd make it myself then. just bash some uranium together
>>59792571
it's health and safety gone mad
>>59792563
Name a prettier gun than the 1911. Protip: You can't.
I'm not going to get involved in politics anymore. It just end up in disappointment. Just like football.
>>59792600
You're right there should be just one, myself I mean.
>>59792607
Beretta 92FS.
Asuza
>>59792540
>filling
hello dolescum
>>59792607
revolver
>>59792600
wow! ok??
>>59792600
I was born and raised in London
pissed on a ramdom girl from work yesterday
went for a piss and she was in the mens toilets snorting coke off the back of the toilet
took my cock out and and started to piss like she wasnt even there and ended up pissing all over her
she ran out screaming "oh my god what the fuck that"
>>59792680
yiu
>>59792607
FAMAS
A
M
A
S
>>59792682
You have to be unemployed to have a filling?
I have a job, what you on about
>>59792514
ah yes, all these companies are natural monopolies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_privatizations#1980s_4
>Her deregulation started the long process of deregulation that followed that created 2008. Her land/property reforms started the long property bubble that followed
nah
it wasn't deregulation that caused crisis in 08
>>59792707
>>59792702
t. fresh prince of helsinki
>>59792721
Plus we have competition laws anyway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_competition_law
>>59792359
KEBABED
>>59792729
nice pic
mind if I save it?
>>59792688
>>59792664
>Either of those are prettier than a 1911
Look at this beautiful motherfucker.
gawd blez duh kwin
>>59792722
Asuza
>>59792431
probably just get a tank instead
>>59792359
What's going on here?
>>59792762
any revolver is still nicer you pleb
>>59792632
>You will never live in a time where politicians are publicly executed for suppressing the will of the people
>>59792771
me on the right
>>59792760
Feel free, it is all yours my friend.
what am i doing oh yeah that's right i'm doing me
>tfw no bf
>>59792702
Rasheed
>>59792808
me on the left
>>59792789
You're the pleb here. How the fuck are revolvers more aesthetic than that? They're sweet as fuck but nowhere near as aesthetic. Revolvers are the absolute plebbest of guns in terms of aesthetics. They're everyone's go to answer because they saw Clint Eastwood use them.
Really powerful message
#SoTrue
Anyone do their shopping online?
What's it like for fruit and veg? Gonna place an order but don't know whether to order my fruit and veg or just go into the shop and get it myself because I might get given all the shit.
>>59792762
Well, if you like them blocky and rustic I guess. But look at these lines man.
>>59792779
It's harder to carry a tank than a pistol though.
is it hard getting into boxing? im 20 and i might see if my mate would want to get into it at a PCYC
>>59792862
This is how I feel about really tall people in basketball
>>59792862
There arent any crocodiles or mines in inner cities
>>59792862
>.se
Ah yes
>>59792890
*Boxes your fucking noggin in*
>>59792862
there's a massive lack of context here
>>59792862
The ball and chain is accurate.
the gf
Me and the gf
>>59792889
I don't know. Something about the Beretta seems child-like to me. It reminds me of all those pellet guns kids used to wave around back in the day. I don't like the finish either.
>>59792862
i keep being told that women and non-whites face hurdles in life but i've never been told what these hurdles exactly are.
they all have the same legal rights and opportunities as i do. they all also went to the same schools as i did so im struggling to see what exact privilege i have?
Wouldn't mind being able to speak Latin
>>59792934
*blocks it because a big leb bloke is screaming "HANDS UP HANDS UP COVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD" at me
>>59792862
tbf running in a suit is a hindrance, I can see why they had to balance things out
>>59792721
>it wasn't deregulation that caused crisis in 08
Ah yes it was. Deregulating the separation between commercial and investment banks. Deregulating who can get mortgages and how much can be borrowed etc.
Nobody even on the right-wing denies deregulation caused the 2008 financial crisis.
>>59792952
ummmm racist and sexist much?
Chip got a nigga ribs hurtin today
>>59792954
Cerberus est un atrium
>>59792862
why doesnt she just run off the track
>>59792998
yes it is frankly. deconstructing me down to my sex and race is very racist and sexist.
>>59792771
she's called Azusa you retarded bydlo
How does this losing weight gimmick work lads?
I'll eat hardly anything in the day and walk home 3 mile for the excersise but the I'll be absolutely knackered and starving and eat a fuck ton.
>>59792977
ah yes, lehman brothers, merill lynch and bear stearns were two commercial banks all along, how could i forget?
not to mention the european countries who didn't even have such an enforced barrier in the first place!
>Nobody even on the right-wing denies deregulation caused the 2008 financial crisis.
good thing i'm not a right-winger then
>>59793062
eat plain food
>>59793049
Actually racism and sexism are prejudice + power and since white men have all the power in the world, it's impossible to be racist or sexist towards them.
>>59792947
Well it's no surprise that you prefer black. But you'll be happy to know that black finish variants are available!
Maybe you think that everything which isn't a block seems childlike to you since you've looked at the 1911 for so long.
What about this one? It has a 1911-esque beavertail and safety.
>>59792977
>le repeal of glass-steagal caused 2008 meme
>>59793062
>but the I'll be absolutely knackered and starving and eat a fuck ton.
Not like that
anyone gotten into boxing as an adult before? im 20 would it be weird to start boxing now? want to get head in the face to gain some perspective and toughen myself up
>You're the pleb here. How the fuck are revolvers more aesthetic than that? They're sweet as fuck but nowhere near as aesthetic. Revolvers are the absolute plebbest of guns in terms of aesthetics. They're everyone's go to answer because they saw Clint Eastwood use them.
How long until he gets in an unfortunate car crash or slips in the shower?
>>59793056
Don't bully me. I just got them backwards by mistake.
Is it possible to get a decent bike for under 300 quid
Hoorah! Hooray!
>>59793112
Nicer, but it just makes me wish it was an actual 1911. I guess I just like straight lines.
>>59793142
probably an overdose
>>59792952
>i keep being told that women and non-whites face hurdles in life but i've never been told what these hurdles exactly are.
>
>they all have the same legal rights and opportunities as i do. they all also went to the same schools as i did so im struggling to see what exact privilege i have?
>>59793142
If Corey Feldman is still alive then Elijah has nothing to worry about.
>>59793133
So how do you not be knackered and starving when that's the end result of diet and exercise?
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
>Why yes, I do indeed believe in Hollywood conspiracy theories
Third eye status: shrivelled up like a raisin
>>59793037
We do, and then the pigs lock us up
Get punished for excelling beyond our station, sending a message to the rest
>>59793210
What is the third eye?
>>59793172
I think you might be gay. I mean, it would explain your aversion towards curves, wouldn't it?
But what about long guns then?
MY THIRD EYE IS SHUT FOR GOOD
do not reply to him
Thinking of just getting an escort, no other way I can have it as I've been cursed with 9cm.
>>59793143
retard
>>59793199
feldmans career is over and he is mentally deranged though hmm wonder how that happened
*gets absolutely LIT listening to yeezy's 'hold my liquor'*
UCLan's changing their logo lads, it's part of a whole design revamp in time for next academic year
Need a big willy bf
>>59793079
Even if an investment bank doesn't commercial banking divisions (which I believe Bear and possible Merill did) they were connected to other commercial banking activities through through shadow banking.
>not to mention the european countries who didn't even have such an enforced barrier in the first place!
There wasn't a clear barrier like in the US before Clinton/Citi but it wasn't as deregulated.
>>59793126
It's a major contributory factor.
>>59793245
redart
>>59793229
>Might be gay for liking the manliest handgun of all time
nuh uh! you're gay! I'm partial to slender long guns. I'm white, which is why I don't like "curves".
>He only has a THIRD eye
LMAO
>>59793254
Being child-raped for years on end probably. Not so much the telling of it.
like and comment on my new video lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXbYp_KZyPs
I think we should not bully our Russian visitor lads.
>>59793285
Hello friend. I was thinking of going to St. Petersburg next February. Do you live there or know it well? I would like to know what interesting things there are in St. Petersburg.
>>59793282
>It's a major contributory factor.
Ben Bernanke thought differently
>>59793240
By the time a girl realises you have a small Willy she's already made up her mind on if she will shag you or not
![62357fcc9fb0ba882aea7d73b73c4fbd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mzj4BbP.jpg "62357fcc9fb0ba882aea7d73b73c4fbd[1]")
>>59793287
It's fine, friend. I'm not one to judge.
>slenger long guns
Something like sporty AR's?
>>59793386
FONT
>literally capitalising willy to evade my filter
>>59793347
>banker doesn't like banking regulation
>>59793345 here, just posting again to share some wank material with you lads.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Ru-Sankt_Peterburg_Leningrad_Petrograd_Piter.ogg
I want to marry a Russian boy!
>>59793310
got seven mate
>>59793285
radort
>>59793391
Too tacticool, but along those lines, yes.
Although I still don't like the finnish.
Anyone got that pic of Aisha from last night?
>>59793391
post a sako
>>59793395
Had no idea about your gay little filter, don't think you're important enough people actually remember anything you've said before 2bh. Posting from my phone and it capitalised it
bored to all hell and back
Chichester
*listens to beach house and thinks about my oneitis*
ah yes
Arrogant students
0161
>>59793455
me too desu
might play some stellaris
Going to pass out very soon. Hope I sleep through until about 6AM rather than like 1AM ugh
01273
>>59793484
Link the website
>>59793345
The Palaces, the half dozen cathderals and churches which are very nice, there are lots of museums. There is Nevsky prospect. There are gardens. There are also lots of little things you can go see like different shops or restaurants. There is also theatres, forts, convents and things like that. You could spend quite some time exploring St Petersburg if you really wanted to.
>>59793415
rodart?
>>59793464
what the fuck man
that's where i live
08119
>>59793427
>Too tacticool
That has an optic and offset sights. More practicool than tacticool if you ask me.
>Although I still don't like the finnish.
Maybe I'll get you something of a different Finnish?
>>59793435
Here you go! Not mine though.
>>59793494
Doxxed
>>59793484
>le 12 million face
why is kronenbourg so much nicer than every other beer?
>>59793537
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/05/britain-s-eu-referendum?fsrc=rss
>>59793535
this is mine in the wrong order
Imagine actually having to be french :|
>>59793325
thats what the kikes want you to think
>>59793578
Cheers
My erect dick is almost as long as my entire forearm
CornWilly
gonna get my haircut
>>59793681
forearmlets, when will they learn
>>59793681
you must have really short arms haha
>>59793520
going to play warhammer tomorrow
>>59793542
Thanks for the help, friend. Have an anime, on the house!
>>59793703
show women
>>59793681
>t. double arm amputee
Remain will win.
I think it will be close, but we'll stay in the shitty EU and forever be cucks.
>>59793494
MENTIONED
>>59793703
Remainians BTFO
>>59793494
manny on the map
heh
>>59793744
Thank you
>>59793703
>There are UKIP voters who would vote to stay
What
Plan for the day:
5:00-8:00 - work
8:00-10:00 - go shopping and have some food
10:00-1:00 - go to the library to do some more work
1:00 - have a joint and shitpost here
>>59792762
Silver walther ppk
>>59793786
>>59793783
>>59793774
what up lads
>>59793786
good you paki
>>59793809
didn't ask
Need a Cornish bf desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IjvT2rxTs
Howling
當理論/想法站不住腳時,阿伯使出了[權威]來回應,處理的很快,也好薄弱。
>jacobin writer admitting victimhood culture is a thing
i think the sjw phenomenon is going to die off soon desu
>>59793852
I don't c-care what y-you t-think
>>59793851
No need to be jealous lad. Women don't care that much about size.
Shh lads, don't tell him.
need any human interaction
anything at all
>>59793796
Maybe they vote for them for other policies or to protest?
How long can you last lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zWwd8n2JVI
I actually can't bear hearing the Japanese language desu
>>59793912
LITTLE
>8:00-10:00 - go shopping
>>59793942
WHITE
Stop body shaming in /brit/ #NotAllAnons
Need a new chair for the computer lads. Any suggestions?
just ate 3 cornettos
on offer down local
>>59793953
what?
>>59793901
>i think the sjw phenomenon is going to die off soon desu
It's only getting started
>>59793972
#BIGFATSMELLYARSE
feel a bit sick and I'm supposed to be going to see the gf tonight
Not sure I can be arsed
>>59793992
and you didn't save one for me???
*cries*
>>59793953
>Tfw my water isn't fluoridated
Not sure how to feel about this
want a gf with a smelly bum
>>59793931
all the way through top song
>>59794040
>3 lads
you gay?
>>59794056
get your own cornettos mate
i aint not icecream charity
du nu nu nu nuu nun
we are human
du nu nu nu nuu nun
after all
>>59793542
tordar
R u 18 lads?
Ahh yes
haven't had sex for over a month
thinking of Aisha hurting
getting upset
>>59793931
How long can you last lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfZoP9akUJo
>>59794185
FONT
>>59794185
oh you poor soul
are we sure aisha deleted her twitter and didnt just change her name
Even though there's a huge amount of abuse in immigrant communities, people also need to start adressing the role that British culture has in allowing sexual abuse to happen.
We have a culture of standing by and letting terrible things happen to other people because it's easier than making a scene. There were probably at least a dozen people involved who knew what was going on, or were at least suspicious, but couldn't be arsed to bring their concerns to the authorities or the media.
It happened in Rotherham, in Elm guest house, in the BBC and it'll continue to happen until British society starts to grow a pair.
Normie hours are upon us lads
See you later
>>59794167
Youth marketing is horrible
>>59794185
have some self-control you animal. be the master of your own existence.
R U 18?!
R U?
Just smoked 5 weeds and Im feeling the buzz
>>59794255
>immigrant communities
pretty sure its just one community doing the abusing.
caretaker
>>59794164
radrot?
>>59794341
>>59794359
important and undermentioned fact
>>59794319
good lad
>>59794204
the whole song. the boobs helped
>>59794244
she was talking about it. If she makes another we might not be able to find though
>>59794238
you will get unironically banned for this
>>59794396
rorke
>>59794367
Fuck the caretaker if he tries to ban me I'll tell my mum and the school he nonced me up
>have some self-control you animal. be the master of your own existence.
I really do not understand why the lower class(aka you) hate immigrants.
There was 3 asian gentlemen at my private school and I lived next door to a nigerian in my gated community, and they were all upstanding members of society.
Anyone who wants to deport or take less immigrants is a racist bigot who needs to be educated.
>Trying to go keto
>Went for fairly vigorous bike ride there
>Feeling the hypoglycaemia - vision greying out and all that
Whelp, thought I had a few more years of being a fat cunt before I ended up with prediabetes
>>59794185
me too
got a tinder today though
>>59794414
not rorke, it's literally one particular region of pakistan that most of the "sex gangs" come from. Trevor philips said so
Reminder.
no gf edition
>>59794456
>there was 3
glad i didn't do to ur private school lmao
any maths lads in
how do you find the proper subgroups and left subgroups of the symmetry group of an equilateral triangle
>>59794518
look with your eyes
never had a gf edition
want to have sexual intercourse
me in the foreground lads
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463614968739.webm
Census information from 2011 showed that Rotherham had nearly 8000 people with Pakistani or Kashmiri ethnicity, or 3.1% of the Borough population, an increase from 2% in the previous census
As has been stated many times before, there is no simple link between race and child sexual exploitation, and across the UK the greatest numbers of perpetrators of CSE are white men. The second largest category, according to the Children's Commissioner's report, are those from a minority ethnic background, particularly - 92 - those recorded as 'Asian'. In Rotherham, the majority of known perpetrators were of Pakistani heritage including the five men convicted in 2010. The file reading carried out by the Inquiry also confirmed that the ethnic origin of many perpetrators was ‘Asian’. In one major case in the mid-2000s, the convicted perpetrator was Afghan. Latterly, some child victims of CSE and some perpetrators had originated from the Roma Slovak community, with a steady increase in the number of child protection cases involving Roma children, though mainly in the category of neglect. Work with Roma families was one of the six priorities of the Child Sexual Exploitation sub-group of the Safeguarding Board in 2012. The Roma population in Rotherham was proportionately much larger than in bigger areas such as Bradford and Manchester.
Reminder
lads
>>59794652
>Reddit balls
Ahh
Yes
Very
>>59794652
this
>>59794476
None me
>>59794678
I'll bully your bumhole with my gorgeous dick
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
>jewstar on flag
hmm
if I had a gf I think I would find it hard to deal with her being with other people before me
>>59794677
wew
New business plan: try to get on disability money citing flat feet as the reason
mmm yes eating cherry tomatoes
delicious
Business idea: Go to war with random Middle Eastern countries so we can purchase munitions from companies in our own country and stimulate the economy.
lads
muslims
rooooo
>>59794765
you need to seek help
you're mentally unstable
who is your daddy and what does he do?
>£8 for a cherry tomato
my dad could fucking deck your dad
any other yummy mummies browsing at the moment :P?
Ahh yes, tomatoes, the fruit of the working class
>>59794839
solicitor and he earns less than my mummy
>>59794800
did you get the £8 Waitrose ones or the 69p aldi ones
>>59794677
I kinda feel bad for her, she seems like an okay lass.
Am I turning into a faggoty normie? ;_;
>>59794884
the £2.20 M&S ones
absolutely lush
clean
clean
cleaning my ears~
>Ahh yes, aubergines, the fruit of the working class
>>59794831
t. internet qualified paki psychiatrist
>>59794812
Wish they would go back to Islamistan
>>59794839
My dad is a brick layer, salt of the earth
>>59794935
and think as fuck
so what will you be voting on the "involuntary repatriation of all british muslims" referendum on the 23rd june?
How did the whole Aisha thing start?
She's not *that* fit compared to the thousands of other twitter girls
>>59794961
pretend I never posted this
never happened
>>59794988
fucking mong
>>59794961
Quoted for posterity.
still on page 1 lads
>>59794985
POST MORE LOVE LIVE
back from work ladoodles
mum just asked me if i want a cup of tea
#makesuthink
hey what's occuring
hope the janitor comes down on early thread makers
>>59794886
>commie slut
>okay
most girls are nice, lad. this one's nice but off her rocker
also fuck off, normie
>>59795981
Yeah, but she didn't take all the crap that was flung at her to heart and just laughed it off no matter how hard people tried to break her.
Then came on here and gave a pic.
![M1911A1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gktAk1E.jpg "M1911A1[1]")
![Beretta_92FS_left[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v3cTJmD.jpg "Beretta 92FS left[1]")
![P226-XFIVE-detail-L[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F1dW6li.jpg "P226-XFIVE-detail-L[1]")
