Vocaroo thread
Obligatory english
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
Czech
Průzkum se týkal také nákladů, které vzniknou v souvislosti se zavedením nové legislativy. Zákon totiž jasně neurčuje, kdo je ponese. Jak Novinky.cz upozornily již dříve, poskytovatelé internetového připojení si totiž budou muset pořídit speciální zařízení, aby byli schopni splnit nařízení ministerstva financí o blokování konkrétních webových stránek.
>>59791114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19yq22WKxVW
>>59791749
native
>>59793081
Please read this :
Je t'aime pour toutes les femmes que je n'ai pas connues
Je t'aime pour tous les temps où je n'ai pas vécu
Pour l'odeur du grand large et l'odeur du pain chaud
Pour la neige qui fond pour les premières fleurs
Pour les animaux purs que l'homme n'effraie pas
Je t'aime pour aimer
Je t'aime pour toutes les femmes que je n'aime pas
Qui me reflète sinon toi-même je me vois si peu
Sans toi je ne vois rien qu'une étendue déserte
Entre autrefois et aujourd'hui
Il y a eu toutes ces morts que j'ai franchies sur de la paille
Je n'ai pas pu percer le mur de mon miroir
Il m'a fallu apprendre mot par mot la vie
Comme on oublie
Je t'aime pour ta sagesse qui n'est pas la mienne
Pour la santé
Je t'aime contre tout ce qui n'est qu'illusion
Pour ce cœur immortel que je ne détiens pas
Tu crois être le doute et tu n'es que raison
Tu es le grand soleil qui me monte à la tête
Quand je suis sûr de moi.
>>59794466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q7unXUEiIp
>>59795273
is anyone who's naturally an english speaker taking requests pls
>>59791114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I9m2Guyph9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14xYuvXNKAV
>>59795486
hello poland
>>59795594
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14xYuvXNKAV
do you speak some other slavic language?
>>59795685
Yes, slovene.
I surely must have put all the accents wrong, among lots of other mistakes.
>>59795613
i'm not polish i just need a voice over for a project i'm doing and am too autistic to use my own voice
>>59795747
>i just need a voice over for a project i'm doing and am too autistic to use my own voice
Kek seriously ?
>>59795734
>I surely must have put all the accents wrong
not really, you pronounced most correctly
>>59795747
>and am too autistic to use my own voice
it can't be that bad
>>59795947
yeah seriously
>>59795976
it's not that my voice is bad i just don't like the idea of using my own voice for it
You should wait for the danish guy to show up, he has the perfect voice for what you need.
alri then hopefully he turns up
>>59791114
Taking requests.
Any language, but some Spanish would be great. I need to practice before my oral exam and watching anime with Spanish dubs/subs probably won't be quite enough.
>>59795486
Go on..
>>59797722
have you watched pro video gaming?
i need the call outs "pass me the flag and slay!"
and "2 by blue window" for my montage
here's an example of the tone i'd like you to try and copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7oFuv8jdg
go to any point in this video and hopefully you'll know what i mean
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWVFjxaZpx
r8
anyone here not from an english-speaking country but can speak english? i need you to say "visit prussian babes.com" in a super husky voice its for a friend pls
>>59798354
yes hello
>>59798354
>not from an english-speaking country
What exactly do you mean by this?
>>59798488
you know what i mean you pedantic fucking twat
>>59798583
No, I don't, you moronic idiot.
A country where English isn't the native language?
A country where English isn't taught in school?
A country where only a tiny fraction of the population speaks English?
Etc.
>>59798227
no m8. Sure someone else will do it, though.
>>59798583
you don't get to request spam AND to be an asshole.
>>59798747
2 e Z
>>59798902
why not?
>>59794466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J5ttUJQtOx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yIAjxHx5tn
r8
>>59799267
pls do this
>>59798227
>>59799159
You sound like an arab. That's weird.
>>59791114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWLvxyWiq4
>>59799042
dont really feel like doing gaming voices. Plus my accent wouldn't suite it
>>59800208
>suite
>>59799714
>that's weird
>canadian sounding arab
Not in this year of 2016, anon
>>59800208
damn
fp m8
>>59800275
Funny thing is im online clothes browsing
>>59800299
>fp m8
I'm not even going to begin to pretend I understand what you mean m8
>>59799714
Please. I'm like the farthest thing from being an arab or a nigger.
>>59800348
Oh nice, btw, I ordered two shirts, I just received it today. Idk how they did but I received one of the two shirts and one sheet kek, gonna have to send it back.
>>59800406
fairplay
>>59800452
m8 keep it
>>59800580
Fuck no I want my shirt, I believe they can see that I ordered two things, so if I just tell them they forgot one they'll ask me to send them back the additional/non-ordered one. Plus it's quite ugly, I don't want that lel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qIm6Juyauz have some Elvis you cunts
>>59800420
Yeah I don't know. We should wait for another frenchman to listen to you, get a second opinion.
>>59791114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KDGZkH54hd
>>59800811
Kek
>>59791114
bored, this is my czech accent http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hlcWfieiTi
Any german/german speaking friend can help me out with the pronunciaton of this?
>Wehrforschungsgemeinschaft
>>59797698
De qué quieres leer en español?
Encontré un poema que yo había leído en mi juventud durante mi clase de español.
Te presento a José Martí, un poesía famoso de Cuba.
http://www.poesi.as/jma0001.htm
>>59801155
Cool. Your reading was good.
Also, nb4, are you a grill.
>>59801622
say something in french
>>59801365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ReW91GFmuI
Why do threads always die after I post
>>59802484
>>59802111
They did not die. I listened to you. Are you a native to Sweden?
>>59802554
Nope
>>59801884
I have nothing to say sadly.
>>59802800
>>59802554
>are you native to sweden?
>nope
Sverige
Ja
>>59803088
More like
Suecia
Sí
>>59794466
Jolie poèsie anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GgIrhdaNPf
>>59801365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dyoNalxOt1
>>59803220
The fuck is suecia? spanish for sweden?
>>59791749
>>59793081
>native
>>59803397
Yep
>>59803469
Uno pizza & cerveza por favor
>>59803318
Very well read.
>>59803602
Varsågod
>>59803703
>swedish sperm pizza
i did not ask for this
>>59802800
Excuse my langage, but I fuckin' knew it! Ain't no way a Swed is pronouncing that poem like that.
I guess I have seen you posted ins /esp/, but it is full of JORGE and autismo at the moment.
>>59803842
Vocaroo your order and you may have better luck
>>59803927
>it is full of JORGE and autismo at the moment
Hahaha, true
Funny thing, I've had Spaniards compliment my Spanish like "wow, your Spanish quite good!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIM7BXCAn0
Lads, why does all German music sound so homoerotic?
>>59801365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgUhN6gdSY
>>59804495
For you.
>>59801320
Hope this helps.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFGpRSA3Ba
>>59791114
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F553b2VjVw
>>59801320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Zm3KNafEW
You're welcome.
>>59794466
How bad is it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LXTLf3GyMs
>>59804138
Ironic. As soon as you post this, they did not dissapoint and did the same things again. Never change, esp.
>>59808841
Are you anglo ? Not that bad honestly, pretty good even, but it would be hard to understand without the text I think, although your mic volume doesn't help at all.
