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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY 乙
nice
>>59785623
乙 curry
おやすみ
>>59785703
I will pay 500,000 for your sister
will you do it?
>>59785723
おやすみ
>>59785623
おちゅでちゅ
綾波ゲイ
>>59785723
ゲイだから勃たない
ってか
>>59785623
乙
>>59785723
おやすみ
japan
おつかれーしょん
>日本人ではありませんが可愛い彼女を作ろうとしている
do people in japan use tinder?
>>59786054
>フィン太郎が童貞やめた
>じゃないちゃんがリア充になる
>Fは彼女はいないが話す女子はいる
>Brit anonはいまだに童貞
>>59786054
なに人の彼女?
12時間後にoverwatch
>>59786092
Only a few people use it.
>>59786147
そういえば、フィン太郎ってまだこのスレに来てるの?
>>59786308
I guess most of the people are foreigners who want to fuck asian girls
look at this. its pretty funny. a neckbeards diary about his tinder usage in japan
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/540865/forum
"he replies OK, let's have sex now.
Honey, that is not how I roll... I don't need your half-baked offer, I kissed you, you didn't kiss back, if you're not interested in me, I don't wanna fuck you, I don't need mechanical pussy. "
>tips fedora
>>59786092
yes
化粧映えする地味子って最高
>>59786308
新しい出会系??
>>59786362
4月に来ていたけど、以来見ていない
>>59786362
わからん
ずっと見てない
>>59786500
>4月に来ていたけど、以来見ていない
そうなのか、サンクス
>>59786404
If you're a decent looking white male you'll get shitloads of matches in east asia
>>59786404
まあ、頑張れや
えっち目的なら騙されて文句は言えねーな
>>59786470
なんじょるのの
only my railgun
最高だわ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_hciORWUw
fripSideって、今どうなってるの?
ネトゲ嫁の曲は、八木沼じゃない
Japanese ghost
>>59786793
>only my railgun
>最高だわ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2XcmEA3xc
たしかに
でもこのころはメイク技術が確立される前だから地味子のままだ
>>59786772
Then, if he is fatty and ugly?
>>59786772
I guess so. But I hate people who are using tinder
Please teach me the best way to remember English words...
>懐日ブーム
台湾で日本統治時代を懐かしむブームが生じている
今、TV東京でやっている
満足させます
>>59786961
just watch movies and shit
it'll stick eventually
>>59786772
Normie plz go
>>59786996
おばはん
>>59786896
拡大せなわからんで
帽子を被った男に見える
>>59786995
多桑(とうさん)世代がまだ生きてるからね
いわば彼らは元日本人だったからなつかしいんだろう
>>59786995
沖縄県の政府はいつもアメリカの基地に文句を言っている
なぜ今までpearl harbor 2.0をしたことないかい?
>>59787113
木じゃんって思ってたら人の形してるんだね
サイズ的に木のサイズっぽいし不思議だね
>>59787098
私はあなたがきちがい殺すだろう
>>59787180
沖縄だけ地方交付税が他府県の3倍だしな
ふざけとる
>>59787180
米兵や米軍属が犯罪ばっかりしてるからだ
ドイツやイギリスにも米軍基地はあるけど、そんなに犯罪を犯さない
つまり根底に人種差別があるんだよ
>>59786927
idk, I never tried being fat and ugly :^)
>>59786952
why?
>>59787087
axaxaxa
>>59786995
まあ、旧日本総督府の建物を取り壊し、日本統治期の統計を発表した学者を親日で罰する隣国では絶対に起きないみとだよな
>>59787117
違うで
台湾の20~30代で起きているブームのことやで
つまり親日を通り越して懐日なったとか
http://toyokeizai.net/articles/-/94829
can't blame CCP and Kim Jong-un.
>>59787246
これは合成
Neko
After a week of using Lang8 I can say that it's good for practising languages other than English.
All my Japanese posts get at least 15 views and from 1 to 3 corrections, while my one English post only got 8 views and no corrections.
Native English speakers are lazy free loading bastards.
犬
tfw
>>59787347
mostly normie scums with a big ego use tinder
>>59787400
*起きないことだよな
まあ、厨狂に対する政治的反発もあるのかな?
>>59786961
1.Study new words
2.Review the same words the next day
3.Review the same words the next week
4.Review the same words the next month
Make sure to remember them with sentences and hone your pronunciation.
Swedes should get kicked out of this thread.
They are fucking normies.
>>59787584
ONE PIECEかよw
>>59787629
WORD
rare chara enjoying to be collected by rare chara collectors.
>>59787400
>台湾の20~30代で起きているブームのこと
そうだったのか
知らんかった、リンク先の記事も興味深かった
ありがとう
>>59786961
>>59787556
>remember
Learn English words.
lol
>>59787518
君はくまみこが大好きだよね
くまみこ画像だらけ投稿している
>ctrl + f
>"gook"
>"kimchi"
>"park"
>"kim"
>"zainichi"
>"plastic"
>"chon"
>0 of 0
phewwww
>>59787629
They are gay as fuck
And love to post their body
What a slut
間もなく日本の経済のクラスがあります
またね!
>>59787809
We are busy talking about dick
>>59787819
>日本の経済の授業
>>59787819
またね
Now I am in Japan but can't watch anime in crunchyroll.
Fug
>>59787809
Post your penis or fuck off
>>59787635
それを言うなら桃太郎だろ
>>59787819
そんな授業があるの?ニッチすぎない?w
ともあれ勉強がんばって!
>>59787891
停滞してる国からだって学ぶことはあるだろう。同じ失敗を繰り返さないためにも。
Commy smell
>>59787706
What do you mean?
>>59787959
ああ、確かにw
となりに巨大な不当貿易国家が二つもあるとか特殊すぎて
>日本経済授業
>授業は車•電気製品•アニメ•ロボットしかない
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>59787819
安倍に受講させたいな
Almost forgot, this is today's anime OP music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YLwHGzNnSU
竜卿は日本で有名ですか? 彼は最も有名なドイツのインターネットの星であります
>>59788311
EUも同じ政策してるのに批判的な授業してるのかね
>>59788308
No, I have a masculine vagina
>>59788308
What are the qualifiers for it? I think it's cute for being 17cm long
>>59788388
gross
>>59788414
It has to be cute and small.
>>59788376
who?
>>59787941
you have no choice but watch anime without subs on TV unfortunately or download subbed anime from the Internet illegally.
>>59788376
少なくとも僕は知らない。
どういう理由で人気なの?
>>59788327
プギャー、懐かしい
Penis talk is always valuable and heartwarming
This IS Japanese thread
>>59788439
like this?
Hi
>>59788564
Hi.
>>59788564
オレオ
>>59788564
oreo
>>59788414
>2cm shorter than Janai-chan’s penis
Cute
>>59788564
Hey
http://www.dmm.co.jp/mono/dvd/-/detail/=/cid=hikr024/
is it me or JAV penises getting bigger? lately AMWF porn, I see bigger asian actors and it's been ennerving the fuck out of me seeing these asian men with much bigger dongs than me
>>59788672
LET'S GO !
>>59788711
He won't have me because of that. I hate him.
>>59788732
Are you gay?
Your penis size?
>>59788775
Why?
I barely have time to visit this thread anymore, why do you hate me?
>>59788826
He is jelly for your adorable penis
>>59788789
I was bicurious for a brief moment in my life, but never touched a dick before
12.5 cm
>>59788826
I JUST WROTE WHY YOU BIG BAKA
The green get Austria
Fuuuck
>>59788875
>never touched
Try it
It will change your life
>>59788881
I am sorry
My penis size is spreading irl as well
>>59788929
slut
S L U T
>>59788826
>barely
have you been busy lately?
>>59789056
No but I told a few friends when we were discussing dicks during class and I have no idea how far it have spread
>>59789145
so you made being 19cm your gimmick on the internet and irl but nobody has actually confirmed it?
huuuuh, that's so boring, everyone could do it.......
>>59789118
Yes
Been spending a lot more time outside now when its summer and I have finally started to study other things that I have been wanting to pick up since forever that is related to business and stuff
my dick is 13cm long
>>59789234
>and irl but nobody has actually confirmed it?
>>59789328
I'll bully it sexually
>>59789328
cute!
>>59789404
UNCUTE!
>>59789303
I see. that's good.
I have to start job hunting next year too.
I hope you'll be back here after things settle down.
Does this line sound angry to you?
This thread is for kawaii penis only
>>59789477
>got the same reaction as janai
heheh
>>59789655
I am penis 17cm
>>59789633
No.
I actually measured my penis last night and took a pic of it next to a ruler
>>59789691
Not only length
Colour, shape, everything
>>59789624
ありがとう
>>59789784
And fapped to yourself?
Is there a list of holidays and the like in Japan? Many English sources don't list キッスの日 and others.
>>59789784
My penis too easy to recognize because I have a scar from when I had penis surgery so I do not want to put it up on the internet since people I have been with before will be able to recognize it
every time I go to a spa or swimming pool and I see older men their penises are brown
why
>>59789914
Shit
GET OUT
SWEDE
YOU FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEE
>>59789914
worn out from use
when a man loses his virginity his penis changes colour
>>59789865
Are you top or bottom?
>>59789865
>penis surgery
what happened to you!?
>>59790044
なんでもいい
>>59790088
My fremulum was a bit out of alignment so they detached it and attached it in the right place again and I have a tiny scar where i used to be
It is a common procedure
I did it way back though in Sweden
>>59790248
damn that hurt just by reading
>>59790027
how come porn stars don't have brown dicks then
>>59790317
bleach
>>59790309
I had worse
To administer the anesthesia they had to shove a syringe right into my bellend
This was exactly my face when I heard that they needed to do that
また地震か
>>59787518
いやばくおんも。
今季一番のお気に入りだから
中二病の三期が来るかもしれない!
>>59790149
ええのんか?
まあ、寿司喰いねぇ
>>59790248
>>59790417
「裏筋」のことか
>To administer the anesthesia they had to shove a syringe right into my bellend
まぁ、麻酔の注射をするための麻酔の注射もあるくらいだから
読むだけで痛いわ
>>59790417
>To administer the anesthesia they had to shove a syringe right into my bellend
I had the same thing too, once when I had a frenuloplasty and then later when I had a circumcision.
I didn't like having things shoved into my benis 2bh.
>>59790417
vad fan
>>59787778
安価間違った
「くまみこが今季一番のお気に入り」
今日はまもなく「ばくおん」やな
>>59790248
jeez...
That made my balls shrivel in fear.
>>59790417
I know you had penis enlargement surgery.
>>59790417
what's bellend?
there's no such a word in my dictionary.
I guess it might mean penis or something from the context, but I'm not sure.
is it a slang?
my penis is 4cm but when it grows it's 13cm
it sucks because no one will ever see it at the real size
>>59791107
It is the head of the Penis
じゃ、みな、
おやすみ
>>59786961
I use anki for japanese. Using 4chan to talk is very useful.
>>59791107
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1248472152
>>59791262
おやすみ
have a sweet dream.
>>59791262
good night
>>59791262
> the head of the Penis
I got it. it means 亀頭 in Japanese probably.
thanks and oyasumi
How do I say "[noun] was hard?" As in "This level in a game was hard"
>>59791646
このレベルのゲームは難しかった
>>59791504
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head
と辞書にあるけど、fremulumが裏筋でよいのかわからん
>>59791646
>How do I say "[noun] was hard?
in Japanese?
if so, [noun]は難しかった
今日も一日ぶん取るぞい
>>59791844
こういう単語は画像検索するとわかるよ
>>59785778
>>59785623
REI IS BEAUTIFUL
>>59791787
>>59791870
ありがとうございます
>>59791844
http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/陰茎小帯
あんまりイメージできないけど>>59792113
あーなるほど
>>59786404
He seems to be getting laid.
Tinder is for people who want to have sex. That's why you use it.
Looks like it works.
>>59792139
She is too thick for rei's body.
Rei is very thin,light skin and small(159cm).
That's why black/white girl can't into anime teen girls cosplay.
>>59792113
なるほど
絵が貼れないな、これは
イメージ検索すげえ
>>59792198
やはり、俗に言う「裏筋」やな
thanks
>>59792276
I want to have sex too but I dont use it coz im too socially akward even for online dating
1 in 5 white are so obese while having too much self-confidence at appearance?
Especially Americans.
Imagine BMI 30 American posters posting "muh dick" posting on Japanese.
post sweet and calm japanese songs onegaishimasu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMaPy3tNXVY
>>59792285
Definitely true. But, it's also more than just copying an image, it's also a little about tribute.
But, remember that this was something that actually happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhjXgluTCGM
>>59792435
Don't worry, I feel you. You need some confidence first, start working with that!
>>59792483
It's safe for them to say it online.
>>59792285
racist
>>59792435
im too socially awkward to text chat with another person, but relationships are too dangerous anyway
>>59792512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bwTR7Gqdmb
>>59792594
beautiful song, beauteous voice
that isn't you by any chance?
>>59792285
but she is free to cosplay as Rei no matter what you said.
>>59792699
it's matter for rei fags.
>>59792755
as a reifag i almost accept her, but her tattoos are just no good
>>59792139
The Absolute Territory with the letters..
what is up with all the German betas in the thread today
I have social anxiety too but I got a gf anyway
aahaha losers
>>59792755
To me, cosplay is just cosplay. There's a lot of people whose figure or face don't fit the original, but to me it's more cool that they like the character and the design.
I am more affected by what they choose to represent and "be" with their cosplay. That angers and annoys me, at worst.
>>59792853
>>59792914
>>59792755
The only unforgivable Rei Ayanami cosplay is this one.
If you cosplay as this fake Rei, you are not a Rei fan. You are an enemy of Rei fans.
>>59792483
lies, almost nobody here is obese.
>>59792647
its me
>>59792905
gj. I had a gf too many years ago but since then nothing happened
>>59793080
I'm a true reifag since I like Rei in all her forms even when people like you try to talk me down, it hurts a bit but it doesn't matter to me, all that matters is Rei
>>59793119
He said "white" didn't he :^^^^^^^D
>>59793216
that's really cool >//<
you could get all kinds of gfs with that voice
>>59792984
>>59793267
I see. So you are not a true Rei fan.
Because what is in this picture: >>59793080
is not Rei and will never be.
Instead, because you accept that abomination, you are an enemy to Rei and all Rei fans.
Your existence is allowing Rei's image to deteriorate.
>>59793359
I had no idea Italy was into blanding upp.
>>59793353
thanks, i dont even like my voice
>>59793447
you know nuffin, Norway
>>59793364
It's okay, whether people approved or not never changed what I felt.
>>59793267
>>59793267
What you feel is ugliness itself. You are only making things worse.
TRAITOR
R
A
I
T
O
R
>>59793695
You aren't Rei, you shouldn't speak for them
>>59792984
She looks like Draemon tbqh.
today is Peru's birthday
24 years and still no girl has ever really loved him
>>59793878
Doraemon is black?
>>59792139
>>59792984
>>59793447
なんか 怖いっす
>>59793657
>>59793746
まあまあ
we japanese love black girls
>Japanese thread
>everyone talking about Rei
What happened to this thread?
>>59793914
he never has gf anytime
>>59793914
no one cares about his birthday to be honest.
>mfw you will never hear me and the T singing this since there's no recording of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB2VIC_-MzY
>>59794036
>Rei thread
>everyone talking about Rei
>homo thread
>everyone talking about dicks
>hage thread
>everyone talking about hage
>>59794200
No, we don't talk about hair here
Everybody talks about Rei.
I'll join in.
um..he is hentai.
>>59794187
lol that must have been fun
I taught english in japan for a year, it was the worst year of my life.
Thanks for nothing, japs.
>>59794036
>hage
>>59794311
なんという古いというか
あっ
うっしろゆ~び~
さっされ組~
>>59794492
what was bad about it?
>>59794492
good riddance for us. win-wln
>>59794492
日本語も喋れないのに英語を日本人に教えられるわけがない
大学生なら別だけど
ALTは税金の無駄
アメスパとか穴マンとか日本人じゃないとかみんななんのビザで日本来てるんだろう?自分も外国で少し生活してみたいけどワーホリはなんか嫌なからきになる
>>59794492
Why didn't you accept the gaijin hunter sluts?
I like Peru even though he's responsible for the death of the Canadian pinoy
It's sad that he doesn't like anyone. I'm actually half Chinese and I like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxt01yzqlw
日本人の男は中国人の若い女性をナンパする
しないと思う
モテるから普通にするけど
im in love with jessica
国際結婚のトップ3が反日国家とか笑えんよね…
またアレか
>>59795255
Is this an image for ants? It needs to be at least three times bigger.
近くて絶対数が圧倒的に多いんだから残当
国際結婚自体がレアだから気にしても無意味
>>59794708
JETを介して来るので就労ビザやろ?
>>59794793
天安門事件
>>59794861
日本人の女より気性が荒く我儘
>>59795255
共産党は反日政策というだけ
もっとも、どこの国にも馬鹿はいるが
日本も例外ではない
>>59795275
アレやね
忘れた頃にやって来る
latina girls > Jap girl
>>59795393
no only two times
チンポを済ませましょ
>>59795711
For some reason I thought many old farmers marry Vietnamese women. I guess it's just the Filipinos and Thais.
easy get
焼肉焼いても家焼くな
japanese
>>59795711
日本人男性の方が日本人女性よりも国際結婚数が多い
なので、そのチャートは左の円を何倍か大きくしないと実態が伝わらない
>>59796080
human meat
>>59796307
英語ソースがないんだよね〜〜。
>>59796665
アメリカは相対的に人数が多いから分かるけど、イギリスも結構結婚してるんだね。
後6時間でOverwatch
>>59796665
I'm sure that Chinese women have got married to Japanese men for their money
I think Chinese women get married to Japanese mfor their money
少年よ大志を抱け
>>59793746
There is no "them", there is only Rei.
You deserve another dresden.
>>59797892
huh, but in your image, the plural of child is used
>>59798037
Shinji is also the 3rd children.
Asuka (worst girl) is the 2nd children.
There is no "them". Now repent, traitor to all Rei
fuck off /a/ssholes
>>59798120
You can't anger me, I'm pure to myself and Rei.
;_;
僕はバカですよ…
>>59798211
I'm not trying to anger you, I'm just calling you what you are, traitor and hater of Rei.
The sun does not angry for being called bright, water does not get upset at being discussed as wet, and you, the filth that degrades Rei Ayanami should not be upset at being called a traitor to Rei.
