>my janitor acceptance email STILL hasn't arrived yet
Fucks sake lads, I've been refreshing my emails every 10 minutes for the last two weeks and repeatedly checking my junk folder
Please give me a chance Hiroshyi, I won't let you down
I want to make /int/ great again
Why don't you get some practice in by deleting this dumpster fire of a thread?
>>59778257
>he wants an employer that doesn't pay him
>>59778296
I don't have the powers yet
>>59778325
Money isn't everything you know, I feel it will be a very rewarding experience
>>59778378
>he thinks sitting on his arse all day, eating hotpockets and deleting threads he doesn't like would be a "rewarding experience"
>>59778538
It would be something good to put on my CV and help me find a better paying job in the future
Working for a huge international company like 4chan would be very attractive to my potential employers
>>59778665
>Working for a huge international company like 4chan would be very attractive to my potential employers
Except that anyone that has heard of 4chan would immediately trash your resume, I know I would and not because of 4chan's reputation but because jannys keep deleting my threads
>>59778785
Easter?
pls respond
>>59778814
Oh?
>>59778785
you arent only failing to notice the irony in nigels post but you unironically think employers trash your resume for any reason
fucking dumb chingchong
>>59778992
>>59779070
你他妈的屄
Employers do trash resumes for plenty of reasons fuckwit. Spelling errors for instance.
>>59778665
>It would be something good to put on my CV
>Working for a huge international company like 4chan
>would be very attractive to my potential employers
>>59779176
yea if they are asians in straya
oh
>>59778665
Brah, you sound really confused.
None of the things you said are real, no healthy person would think that. You sound really depressed and desperate.
Lemme give you some great advice that is gonna suck: Go to a Temporary Work agency and start doing the odd jobs they send you on.
You will get alot of different experience--real experience that is REAL--and eventually it will lead to a real, permanent job, either from you Temping at a place that then wants to hire you, or because you will have the experiences on your resume--don't be afraid to do anything too hard--it builds character.
It got me out of working as a line cook for 5 years straight, then into college, and then onto bigger and better things. I did it solo, the whole ">be American, turn 18, get kicked out" meme.
You can do it you lime-sucking island nigger, I believe in you.
>>59779329
Shit banter sideways shitaly
