Ask an 19 years old israeli serving in the COGAT unit in the city of jericho anything
Are american's on birthright trips annoying?
Thinking of going next summer
>>59776232
They are usually funny
Feel free to come
Where do you plan to visit?
What do you think of the Jericho 941? I'm thinking of buying it as my first handgun.
>>59776280
Its beautiful
I have a cop using it in my outpost
You cant get better then israeli shit
Jew come to fatherland
>>59776214
How do you not wind up hating Palestinians after working with COGAT?
>>59776214
how many palis have you blown up today lad
Why do you kill kids?
>>59776303
Jew already came from motherland
>>59776317
Well i think that the unit gives us alot of legitimacy to stay at those areas
There are humans after all and the annoying ones dont get far. Trust me.
>>59776322
Wew lad
>>59776214
Would it be possible to marry a hot Israeli girl somehow, do any Israelis want to live in the US?
>>59776340
>falling for propaganda
Yeah it just so happened that an HD cameracrew was there, kek
>>59776214
I hope some Arap stabs you soon, kike
I hope you die in a lot of pain.
>>59776348
motherland is shit u live in fear of the muslim stab in the back here u can be free come home Kraków is waiting
>>59776357
Its possible
The inly problem might be that you arent jewish
Your kids will be jewish law wise
And alot of israeli move to the US my close friend moved to NY some years ago
>>59776411
>living i fear from kebab
>putin is hosting kebab roasting parties at syria
Nobody really fears them dont worry
>>59776260
It's through my university, I don't know where they plan to go next year but this year their route is:
>Tel Aviv
>Galiliee
>Golan Heights
>Tel Aviv again
>Jaffa
>Jerusalem
>Negev/Dead Sea
>more Jerusalem
Seems really fun but someone from my university died during a trip to Israel earlier this year from a terrorist attack, so that kind of freaked a lot of people out. No idea how many will go next year
>>59776456
>Golan Heights
that doesnt seem like it'd be a very safe destination
If any arabush comes at you do you Lionsault them?
>>59776456
The riskier places there will be jerusalem and jaffa
But the whole place should be good
Terrorist attacks arent something that happens everyday here like people want you to beliave
The israeli army and the police make an amazing effort to stop any plan to hurt somebody
If its jewish or muslim
This place if beautiful and you wont regret coming here
>>59776500
Its cool actually
I was there 2 days ago
>>59776519
When arabush come we have a thick glass between us
There are some people in the palestenians office that we are with good connection with
>>59776500
I was there on a field trip last year
You can see syria and Lebanon
Very beautiful
It even has this sign showing where alot of the capitals are
Gives you a sense of where you exatcly are
>>59776214
Have you had any exciting or stressful moments yet?
>>59776214
What do you think Israel's future will hold in the next 30 years (and why)?
>>59776792
Well... One day a guy opened the window where we serve the Palestinians and found a guy who jumpednabove the fence
We also have alot of people almost passing out because of hot weather but we help everyone who has any problem
>>59776375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faris_Odeh
>>59776822
>One day a guy opened the window where we serve the Palestinians and found a guy who jumpednabove the fence
Wait so are you preforming a security/checkpoint function or working at an aid centre?
>>59776884
Its an outpost that has a section where the planestinians can come with any probelm they have (medical for example) our job is to help them with a solution (a permit for an israeli hospital for example)
>>59776812
I actually think nothibg major will changs
We will continue advancing in our technology and the Palestinian problem will stay the same
Or a 3rd world war
In that case we will die first desu senpai
>>59776957
Oh cool I get you now. As far as national services posting go how good is yours?
>>59777306
Well mine is fun because i just do my job
There are alot of people in my base that dont because they are willngly going against the system just to show how big their jewish balls are.
Just do your 3years and leave if you dont enjoy the army
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
THE HORNS OF JERICHO
>>59777432
Not hearing those
But i do hear the mooazin fron the Palestinian refugee neighborhood
why have so many whores in tel aviv?
>>59777476
also, rishon letsiyon
Should I do Aliya? Is it worth doing military service for?
>>59777476
>>59777510
Its funny because i live in a town between those two
But its not a special level of whorness and maybe because tel Aviv is alot mkre connected to the outsids world to the US for example. Towns a cities around telaviv usually go the same path
From all sorts of sources I have heard how after the nazi jewish genocides you people were given a country that doesn't belong to you and you proceeded to do horrible things to the palestinians. Can you try to convince me this is not the case?
>>59777549
If you beliave and look for coming here maybe you can do visits before it but i would say that 100% i got here from russia and this place is amazing
It has its unique colture that you might need to get used to but it's alot better thdn cucked at your front door dear sweden
>>59777575
Well its belongs to us from the bible where is written that we were here and we are here to stay.
And the face that the cogat unit exists in our army proves that we are helping the people
We never act with violance towards them unless found in life threating situation
You can even see that before 1987 when the palestinians launched massive terror attacks towards our side we were in complete peace and there wasnt such tension like today. Because of their acts and violance there are problens today
>>59777779
>the Bible says it's our land
lol
You're on someone else's land.
Leave.
>>59777779
fucking parasite
>>59776214
Leave Palestine, fascists. The world sees you as the bad guys.
>>59777779
Yeah, I've been to Israel a couple of times and love it - qt girls, kosher food, nice weather... Serving in Gaza/Ramallah/Golan or something seems pretty scary though
>>59778047
>fascists
>>>/TUMBLR/
>>59778065
Serving is scary in general this isnt tha safest land to be in
But in the end it worth it. This is a beautiful country.
What are the odds of being killed by terrorists if I stayed for a week in Israel?
>>59777898
I AM GREEK
>>59778283
Well if you sleep in ramallah with a shirt that says "i am jewish" its pretty high
But its not that risky to be honest
Where are yoh planning to stay?
>>59778283
t. yidf proxy
>>59778345
Yes I am a Greek
>>59778381
so am I
Do you speak Arabic at all? Or do you have interpreters for dealing with Palestinians, Bedouins etc.
>>59777857
>>59777898
The irony of these two posters. It should be screen shotted
>>59776214
>israeli
when will you go back to Ukraine?
>>59778065
>kosher food
Choke on pork fucking kike
>>59778626
Fuggen terrobist
>>59778626
t. buttblasted gentile
>>59778439
We learn basic arabic that we expand in our service we also have a palestinian worker that sits on their side of the window that helps translating or general help that they need
how do I get a q jewess gf?
>>59779421
Wave your shekels and just get to know them desu
whenever i see israelis in europe they always carry plastics bags of fruits.
is this a meme?
>>59776214
What's your opinion about T*rks
>>59779508
Wtf
You are not carrying bags of fruits around?
>>59779596
literally muslim greeks
>>59779596
Well see this >>59779616
Jew used to fly to hotels there and steal taps
>>59776214
Do you like boys? :3
>>59779651
>steal taps
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK
Normal people steal something light. Like pens, towels, coathangers, bedsheets, soap, slippers, water glasses, etc. But who the fuck steals a tap?
>>59779657
Only you anon desu
>>59779708
Kek you wont beliave this
>>59779757
>>59779708
Not only taps, there are incidents where they steal furniture. Many years ago there was this one incident where one family stole an entire living room.
>>59779757
>packing for a turkey vacation
>ID copy in case i need to identify myself
>medicine in case i feel sick
>slippers in case the hotel doesn't have them
>FUCKING WRENCH in case i decide to FUCKING STEAL A TAP
JUST WHY
>>59779885
יפה מצידך לספר לאנטישמים דברים שכאלה
אולי תקבל סיכת אס.אס אם תלכלך עוד על יהודים וישראלים
>>59780117
הכול בסדר אחי גם ככה כול הגויים האלה לא משהו
>>59780117
אתה זה שהתחלת לספר על הדברים האלו
>>59780358
חח נראלי יש פה 3ישראלים... קשה בלי ID
There is nothing that closer resembles Hitler Germany than the state of Israel
>>59780887
>ID
אה כן אולי תקעקע לנו ID על היד יהיה קל יותר
>>59780887
>>59780358
>>59781646
>>59780338
>>59780117
>[((((()))))) intensifies]
>>59781662
איי אם גריק
>>59781884
>>59782328
Nice self portrait man
>>59782354
ty man
t. island jew
>>59776383
When are you gonna die yet you dirty Arab pole abomination, just like your family
>>59778047
>the world sees you'd as the bad guys
>says the cunt that gave us the land and colonized most the world
But you're probably a dirty shit smelling paki
>>59778478
When Palestinians go back to Saudi Arabia, you go back to Greece, and all Muslims in Europe go to their respective shit holes
>>59778065
wut? jews in sweden?
>>59781630
t. Someone who never been here and never will but a Muslim told him this and they're usually happy people so it must be true
I wish we did half the shit your retarded Muslim cum guzzlers say, at least then we wouldn't have Muslim here
>>59776214
Why do you sterilise and kill fellow Jews (Ethiopian s)?
>>59783897
Guess you haven't succeded yet Ahmed
>>59784000
We don't, why did you leave Pakistan? Why do you all smell like shit? Why is every Muslim place filled with sectarian violence yet you "care" so much about the Palestinians? Why has every Muslims country without oil been an utter failure while the ones with oil fund terrorism? Why do you follow a prophet who rapes children? What happened to all the Christians and Jews/pagans/yazidis of the Middle East? How come every few minutes there's a terror attack done by a Muslim somewhere in the world? Why do Muslims enslave fellow Muslims in Africa, Kuwait. Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and UAE? I guess what I'm trying to ask is just why are you such horrible hypocritical human beings who follow a clearly evil religion?
>>59784055
succeded with what? i thought allmost all jews in sweden had moved. rare none the less. do you know salomon shulman?
>>59776214
How do I make shekels like jew
>>59784912
No but seriously though Israel does fuck us over and in the most dangerous areas at the checkpoints it's usually fillednwith my community. Like fuck off both things you said and they said are valid and Israel is a Eurocentric Ashkenazim and Sephardim centered pseudo-state.
>>59785049
I know one and fell in love with him but he was a womanizer :-/
I'm 22, I go to community college, I have no friends, I've never had a gf, I haven't had sex in 2 years, I still live at my parents house, I haven't worked in 2 months, I'm not in the military, I have no interesting hobbies, and i have no future. Now I want you to answer the following question with 100% honesty…
Do you think you're better than me? Why?
>>59785049
>do you know salomon shulman?
Yeah, I've met him on occasion. Pretty cool guy
>>59786117
>>59786829
my dad was a long time friend with him, but during the 2006 stuff in gaza they ended up having an argument about the whole thing that ended with shulman going apeshit. After that he didn't even say hello to us anymore if we met him in the street. He didn't even come to my dads funeral a couple of years later. he was a nice guy otherwise so it's kind of sad it ended like that.
>>59786829
also don't move from sweden man. the loss of jews and jewish culture in europe and the world because of jews making aliya for different reasons is and has been a huge loss desu.
>>59785762
Except it's not. Israel is more mizrahi then anything and every white person who's ever been here will tell you that. Israel doesn't kill our Ethiopians and one time when we it an influx of them we have them some pill that was temporary, like Hamas or fatal don't do worse every day. He Israeli Arabs don't get fucked over and the Palestinians do because they ELECTED terrorist to rule them so we can't trust them. Don't want check points? Stop voting in, supporting; and committing terror
>>59787124
Låter tråkigt :( Jewish Swedes tend to have autistic standpoints on the conflict, 10x worse than AIPAC and other kosherburgers. Then you go to Israel and people are (mostly) pragmatic and nuanced...
>>59787379
Not really observant, but studiebidrag/a-kassa/etc is a pretty compelling reason to stay. You get pretty sick subsidies when you make aliya though
>>59783952
Does it strike you odd that the two posters actually in Palestine are actually very moderate on this situation and mostly just say they dislike the inbred asshats that are the frontier settlers.
When will you remove more Egyptians?
Don't care about other arabs, but REMOVE EGYPTIAN.
>>59787527
I have a Palestinian proffesor and he says HAMAS and the muslim brotherhood run the schools so they can push an extremist ideology at a young age. Also it was pretty based when Israel blew up saddams reactor and everyone got buthurt for some reason.
Do you have qt sisters?
>>59776340
It says clearly in the Zohar that goyim toddler blood contains the most shlomo mana.
Don't you know anything about Jews, Pedro?
>>59776214
there hasnt been much hamas activity lately
what are you doing?
>idf thread
who /miluim/ here?
>>59795279
Nope
>>59797505
איפה מילואים אחי? למרות שאני סדיר בתכלס
>>59796314
Making sure the area around jericho is fine
>>59798122
בכרמלי אחי, חטיבת מילואים של גולני
>>59786829
mfw they are the kind of people who say islam is a religion of peace, it's not the bomber's fault and so on
My cousin recently moved to Savyon. Been thinking about visiting this summer, but that would mean I wouldn't get a chance to go to Morocco later this year, due to the whole passport stamping situation.
Do they still do that thing where they don't stamp your passport and do it on a piece of paper instead? Heard they stopped doing that, but I could be wrong.
>>59776214
Why cant you guys stop steal palestinians land? I think we can start a club or something.
>>59800168
I dont think they do it already
I am pretty sure the stamp your passport
>>59776214
can u fug there?
If I visit Israel, how many countries can I not go to?
>>59801883
Yes
But only with a special permit
>>59802193
just don't get your passport stamped and you won't have a problem anywhere
>>59802251
I've Irish and British passports, so it won't be an issue. But just for a matter of interest though.
>>59802196
basically a license to fucc
can u get the succ tho
I wish that we had an /ivrit/ general.
I'm learning Hebrew because I might make aliyah in a couple years.
>>59802647
move to ra'anana big sith efrican community there
>>59802647
Me too achi
Sadly israel genrals don't work, only when someone opens a thread about Israel it eventually becomes /isr/
>>59777779
>Well its belongs to us from the bible where is written that we were here
Literally wtf. People believe they have a claim to a land because stone old book tells them to?
>>59802871
i personally don't but it's ours now so fuck everyone else. come and try to take it from us if you want it so bad, pussies.
>>59802871
No
However, the land does belongs to us abd thats the bottom line because Moshe dajan said so
What do you think about greatest ally, the US of A?
>>59803264
they're pretty cool and generally friendly, upbeat people.
except for californians who are literally the worst people in the western world.
>>59800168
They gave me a slip for entry and exit instead of a stamp earlier this year, might depend on if you have a NSA-approved biometric passport
>>59800168
no no
it doesn't work that way with Morocco
you can go to Morocco with an israeli stamp
Hell, you can visit Morocco with an israeli passport
>>59804218
>אך עדיין הנטל הדמוגרפי לא יחזור למרקש
>>59804373
>tfw marrokaim dropping us below ukr*ine levels in IQ ranks
>>59804607
דרוש ציטוט
>>59805037
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
https://www.iqtestforfree.net/average-IQ-by-country.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html
>>59776214
מה התפקיד שלך בעצם
אני מפעיל צמ"ה
>>59806033
מה זה מפעיל צמ"ה
והתפקיד בתכלס זה לתת סיועה הומניטרי לאוכלוסיה הפלסטינת בגזרה שלי (יריחו)
>>59805693
Wew lad being a Russian is good
>>59806217
אני מפעיל D9
אז אתה מהיחידה שמעבירה לחמאס חומרי בניין בעזה רק באיוש?>>59806217
>>59806217
>implying
זה רק מזרחים מורידים את הממוצע
אם היה תוצאות מפורטות לפי רקע, רוסים היו יוצאים כמונגולים שהם
אבל לפחות אתה חכם יותר מאבוטבולים, דימה
Can I, a non-Jewish Englishman join the IDF? Once I'm out of college I want to help Israel in anyway I can.
No, I'm not a shill.
What do you think of us?
Plus what is the standard issue weapon over there?
>>59806691
Don't you have to convert, or know Hebrew?
>>59806691
>>59810505
Nah.
They have quite a bit of Christians.
