>yuropoors will never know the feeling of boating on a hot summer day
>tfw friends and I are spending 2 weeks at a lakeside cabin next month
>Euros will NEVER know this feel
>>59760243
>>59760298
>Amerinsecure
>>59760243
>yuropoors and amerifats will never know the feeling of kayaking on a hot summer day
>>59760243
>>59760298
>tfw not a single lake or water in yurop
FUCK
Excuse me? everyone knows Norway is the no.1 boating nation in the world
>>59760389
That pic is taken in Norway
>>59760401
Tfw not a single mass of water in Europe.
TFW no rivers
TFW no lakes
TFW not a single coast nor sea
Why even live
Does anyone have a good website to buy water ? I haven't seen any here for 20 years
>>59760243
>>59760298
>>59760360
>>59760389
>>59760401
>>59760427
>>59760468
>>59760489
>yurodeserts
what is a water?
>>59760389
but I kayak all the time.
>>59760598
You'll need an American friend that sends you water over
>>59760243
>>59760298
are you retarded we are doing it all the time
>>59760598
water.com
>>59760243
If only Europe had natural bodies of water and our ancestors had thought to invent such things as "bodes" (I think that's what they're called, I've never seen one)
Do Europeans know what pools are? Or ponds? Do they know what a diving board is?
>>59760663
I got scammed last time, they sent me beer
I almost didn't realize
>>59760819
cheeky
>>59760598
Sharia banned this a long time ago. Do you WANT to be sent to the re-education camps?
Is this a new meme or what?
>>59760969
the master of water is here
>>59760803
Enlighten us, moist overlord!
water is ILLEGAL in california
they have to buy it on the BLACK MARKET
Why do Americans wash themselves with Coca Cola?
>>59761390
Actually they wash themselves with water but it turns to Cola after contact with their skin
>>59761257
okay well there are two types of pools, above ground and in ground. Above ground pools are usually for poor people, unless they're nice above ground pools. Ponds are sorta like small personal lakes people have on their properties (usually out in the country). My childhood home had 2 ponds but only one was safe to swim in as the other was full of snapping turtles.
>stupid thread by retarded person turns into okay pretty funny thread
Excellent work
>>59761472
>small personal lakes
For what reason? Are there even any fucking fish in it that you can catch?
joke's on you we have all the spice
Do Americans also drive their small penis trucks under water ?
Post boats
Bombard Aerotec 380 with a 15 hp Suzuki 4-stroke here
>>59760298
most of the finns spend half the year on LAKESIDE cabins
>>59761596
I would so fuck Muad'Dib.
look at this schmug piece of shit and tell me you wouldnt dominate his ass.
I grew up on a lake too, it was awesome building my own wooden rafts and diving off in the middle.
>>59761632
Here's a pic I took between France and Ireland
The boat obviously don't belong to me tho
>>59761519
Yeah sometimes. Our pond had fish in it and sometimes they'd nibble at your toes. And sometimes the snapping turtles from the other pond would come over to the other pond and we'd have to set a trap for them and/or wait for them to leave.
Also when I was a kid we had pet raccoons and they loved to swim with us in the pond.
Aww America-kun is so cute!
He knows that our continent is bereft of water so he's trying to make us cry about it so that we finally have water coming out of our eyes!
So noble of you America! You know the risks. Maybe you will be hated for having bantered us, but in the end it was all to make us cry and have some water. I love you America!
Tfw driving my boat on Lake Superior this summer
Euros can't compare
>>59761772
I LIVE ON LAKE SUPERIOR
>>59761753
Shut up frog, learn English.
You're attempt at bantering is so poor nobody knows what you're talking about
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>>59760243
The newest Europeans definitely do.
Europeans are all dirty and uneducated, I wouldn't be surprised if none of them even knew how to swim
>>59761707
>you will never drink his piss-and-shit water
>>59761839
There literally wasn't anything wrong with his English, what the fuck
>>59761839
Would you happen to be Greek by any chance
>build ton of dykes
>realise there's no water
>>59761839
No you shut up.
>>59760243
Lol I used to boat with my dad on the river.
>>59761632
What the hell can you even use that pile of crap for? It no good for fishing and too slow to pull anything.
>sink immigrant boat
>refugees start walking
What's like to have water amerikun?
I have just one thing to say..
..Flint
>>59762096
It floats in water and can hold people in it so I'd say it's pretty fucking great for fishing tbqhwy
>>59760243
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THESE BOATS
>>59761897
>you'll never have to suck each others dick to survive harsh conditions of the desert.
>>59762179
>can hold people in it
lol no. It really can't.
>using razor sharp hooks on a boat made of rubber.
Full retard. Confirmed for never gone fishing in their life.
>>59760646
It's a natural vodka I think
>>59762189
look at how congested that is, yuck. Where I live our lakes are vast and open and people do all kinds of stuff on them like water skiing, inflatable water trampolines, party boats etc.
>>59761662
>lakeside
>not archipelago
>>59762275
Not everybody sinks everything they set foot on apart from aircraft carriers, genius
>>59760298
What county?
>>59761845
Stupid mudslime, you don't swim with your head in the water.
>They don't practice water jousting in their country
>>59762352
That's pretty fucking obviously not a lake you fucking fourth grade drop-out
>>59761632
that's a dinghy
or a boatlet
>>59762402
Maybe not but some people sure are good at sinking turds stuck in the pipes. You know what I'm saying.
>>59762454
Exactly, because Europe has no lakes.
>>59760298
>cabin
You don't already live in a lakeside house?
Are you severely impoverished?
Why can't Europoors afford boats?
>>59761626
>having something I don't like means you have a small penis
>>59762275
>lol no. It really can't.
For a fatty maybe
>using razor sharp hooks on a boat made of rubber.
Ever heard about "being careful" ?
>>59762352
>look at how congested that is
yeah thats a boating festival my amerafriend, we've got plenty of comfy water too
>>59762427
Muslim jet propulsion swimming technique:
>fill lungs with water
>blow water out of lungs with force
>propel yourself forward
>>59762096
I don't fish much and no it can't pull a 500 lbs Cleetus on waterskis, but if I want to do that I'll go to the local cableway.
It's for general cruising/speeding on local lakes, canals and to take with me on holidays.
>>59762492
well no but I live near a lake, about 15 minutes by bike.
is it true that the dutch stole all the water of europe
>>59762519
dicklet detected
>>59762525
>For a fatty maybe
I'm a 6'1 man you little boy.
>>59762525
>Ever heard about "being careful" ?
lolol holy fuck. Europe confirmed for limp wrist pussies who can't even fish.
>>59762352
What the fuck made you look at that picture especially posted by that flag and think "that's a lake"? Were you dropped as a baby or something?
>>59762530
The refugees will love that house.
>>59761717
It looks like a submarine on the miniature
>>59762625
It's a European lake aka not a lake
>>59762602
I'm not well-versed in McMeters but I'm pretty sure you don't measure weight in feet.
>>59762569
>pull a 500 lbs Cleetus on waterskis,
That piece of shit wouldn't even pull a 40 pound 5 year old child on a tube.
>speeding
>15hp
lol wow I'm done. Europoors are pathetic.
>>59762668
You are why everybody thinks we're shit at banter
>>59762485
>Europe has no lakes
around 10% of this country is a lake.
and the rest of europe has plenty of lakes
>>59762591
>is it true that the dutch stole all the water of europe
What the fuck kind of grammar is this? Please tell me you're drunk.
>>59762591
shhhhhhhh
>>59762695
>you don't measure weight in feet.
Wasn't the point. A true man would never fit in that "boat" made for women or manlets.
It's true, we are overcrowded, America has so much open space.
Its alnost impossible to get away from people where I live and I don't even live in the south, we have a few public lakes that are overcrowded on a day with decent weather, and you're not allowed anywhere near the water. Other less populated lakes have always been found by the anglers and dog walkers, and most of the "getting out in nature" means walking through farmers fields.
I would move to the US but it's pretty much impossible and unless trump wins its going to be a Mexican country soon anyway.
Americans love their boats and lakes because it's the only place where can't get shot
>>59762602
>6'1
Can't be bothered to look what it is in normal units sorry
>lolol holy fuck. Europe confirmed for limp wrist pussies who can't even fish.
Well at least this post confirmed you for being a shitposting faggot so now I can move on
>not living lakeside
shiggy diggy don't
>pic rel
moderately sized (the closer treeline in the horizon are lakes) and very comfy
>>59762485
We have lochs
Is it OK nowadays to buy water from the US or is it still infused with American semen? I don't wanna exceed my daily ratio desu
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>>59762569
Op een vroege warme zomerdag, in je eentje door de trekgaten kanoën/varen.
10/10 gevoel
>>59760243
this is a really bad meme.
i don't know a single finnish person who has never been boating.
we literally live in lake-side- or arcipelago cabins half the year.
>>59762697
15 hp on a boat that weighs 40 kg goes plenty fast, Cleetus.
Still have to show us your boat, though
>>59762852
>are lakes
*islands
Water clean enough to drink from too.
Continental, non-Scandinavian Eurocramps will never know
>>59762804
Says the noodle armed faggot who has obviously never even been a boat.
>>59762780
you can move anywhere in europe these days
move to norway, we have so much nature and solitude here you'll cry and scream for a countryside pub, but you won't find one, only moose and trees
>>59762909
>i don't know a single finnish person who has never been boating.
On water is where the least amount of people are, hardly a surprise.
>>59762926
Well Annecy's lake is known for being one of the cleanest in the world, cleaner than several sources that end up bottled
>>59762921
>Still have to show us your boat, though
Which one? Joy ride? Fishing? Canoe? Duck boat? I am American after all.
>ameriburgers in charge of knowing anything in europe
>>59760243
who the fuck has never been boating on a hot summer day?
Boats and lakes were invented by an European inventor. Not y an american one.
>>59760243
>implying
>>59763097
look at all those boats
>>59763163
Stop taking credit for AFRICAN achievements, you racist. Pharoah Shaniqua II invented lakes and boats, and Europeans were taught how to make them along with how to bathe by moors.
>>59763215
Do you have sexy bays in Netherlands? This one you posted don't looks nice
>>59763348
Black people were invented by an European man. But it was a mistake.
>>59763364
not really, we tend to just make them
Kitchen in my summerhouse. Get rekt burger.
>>59763583
thats actually a nice view desu
would stay/10
>>59762530
>tiny canals
>"""""comfy"""""
>>59760243
Delete this you homo
>>59760243
Damn, I wish I had some mass of water where I could go fishing.
>>59763583
>implying that view is noteworthy
Here's a view from the beach in front of my family's summer cabin
>>59765142
>Rocks
>>59761845
That's a pretty sweet boat. Though most people just use blue jeans as pants since they aren't so buoyant.
>>59765217
implying you wouldn't murder a refugee for this view.
Only Canadians and Scandis can understand this.
>>59763583
You're out of cola and olive oil, rich boy.
>>59765423
Why would I want that if I have this?
>>59765798
Odeceixe is noice (I got drunk there once) but it's like a three hour drive from Lisbon. It'd be awesome if it were closer.
>>59765798
>highest point is 1,993 meters
into the trash you go.
>>59765423
>meanwhile, on Long Island...
