>His country is below 2nd place on the human development index
>>59753486
>His car was stolen by a sneaky Pole
>buys new car because he can afford it
>stolen again
>few years later, Poland enters first world
>>59754672
>Poland becomes the worlds largest exporter of Mercedes-Benz and BMW.
>>59754836
I was about to write "Oh I wish there was another Norway so we could do this forever", but then I remembered that the diaspora does the same in pretty much all of Europe
Finland included
Of course plenty of them work hard and pay their taxes strengthening local economies, but just to think
>>59754672
>he takes pride in literally being a nigger
>>59755237
Don't call me that, I'm not diaspora, and I live a humble, but honest life here in my country.
But since you made an arrogant thread, I found it appropriate to make you realise how many sneaky Poles are there in your country.
Thanks for the shout out norge.
Loving life desu. Being 2nd is anything to be proud of, but can cop it on the chin if its you.
>tfw made $3000 today but don't feel like I earned enough
>his country has unlivable/depressing weather conditions
>his country isn't the great switzerland
>>59755405
>he believes Norwegians wouldn't stab you in the back
Just check the image, Bruce
>>59755443
spend a lot of time inside in our comfy wooden homes or out drinking.
oslo puts on the highest amount of cultural events per capita per year in the world
>his """""""""country""""""""" doesn't have the largest EEZ
But you are still a loser, am I right?
Succesfull man dont need to aprove his succefulness on AIB.
>>59755380
Believe me, they make up for what they steal by doing dirt-cheap manual labor for us. Poles are basically percieved as slaves here.
>>59753486
It's a pretty good feeling to not be third world 2bh
>>59753486
Get your own actors and sketches.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHpY5tYL5XM
>>59753486
Fuck you Netherlands stronk
>>59755532
okay mr. wzyckinwzyinskiwzy
>>59755775
Your country is a Poland compared to Norway, on the same scale as Poland is to Holland.
>>59755835
>his surname doesn't end in -szczyński or -szczawski
>his syllable is a one quick nasal Wong
>>59755939
kek
>>59755674
I know. but we still have problems. I have a few days off this comming week. the problem is I can't decide if i'm going to go to my mountain cabbin or my summer house by the fjord. What do austrailiabro? Also. both places have sauna and hot tubs so that makes it harder to choose.
>>59756098
Let me call my cousin Grzegorz, he'll take care of the summer house
Mountain cabin is yours
>>59755939
>Literally a string of unpronounceable consanants
>>59756245
>pronounces thorough without problems
>dies of a heat stroke when trying to pronounce some s's and z's that even babies know how to pronounce
>AND IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF THE SANTA CLAUS COSTUME
>his country is a humanitarian superpower
>>59756436
>his country isn't a fortress shielding itself from immigrants
>>59756350
>pronounces wzyzskiwziskizxwyzzi without problems
>dies to invading germans and gets annexed within one month
>>59756863
>pronounces thorough without problems
>calls a fly or a spider "Daddy Long Legs"
>dies to invading emus and gets nuked by Brits testing their toys
I met four australians in Oslo two weeks ago. I asked them if it was true that you call all cunts mate and all mates cunt and we laughed and they bought me a beer. Ended up shitfaced together. Great bros.
>>59753486
The netherlands is objectively better than both of them.
norway= snowniggers
straya= wastelandniggers
>>59759907
Anyone got the picture of the car? You know the one
>>59759975
How can you be so salty when you don't even have access to the sea?
>>59761017
>>59761109
Well thats one version of it atleast
Going to bed. Australia has to keep this thread alive for now
