Choose one to spend the rest of your lives.
The sea.
Iran
>>59746747
Turkey
i don't want to get out of my house so turey
>>59746747
turkey has more k*rds so iran
>>59746747
Turkey.
>>59746747
Iran.
Because white people.
>>59746864
just create a kurdish puppet and build a wall
>>59746747
Persian here.
Turkey. Not even a tough decision.
Iran
They persecute Turks/Turkics
They hate Arabs
They are not Sunni
They have less kurds
Less Arabic than Turkey
Has more culture than Turkey
Iran bc they're white
>tfw you really, really, really like both countries (le "Iran vs west, underdog" and "kill le Kurds, epic" notwithstanding)
Iran is more comfier
Turkey is good for vacation and stuff
>>59746747
I guess Turkey would be the rational choice.
>>59747831
t. proxyfag
Just give me a loaded 9mm 2bh
Turkey
>>59747831
>Iran is more comfier
kek
>>59746747
Turkey.
Turkey, no question.
t. Been to both countries
>>59746922
Behold your Aryan progenitors
turkey
>>59746747
Obviously Turkey, as much as I would prefer not to live in either countries. Turkey is much more Western than Iran, the living standards are quite decent and you don't get stoned for having sex. Iran is a shithole at this moment.
>>59747921
>anzu
Step it up bro
>>59748030
At least they aren't mongoloids.
>>59746787
This.
https://youtu.be/k5iozM5ZiNE?t=8
>>59748030
Are they Pakistani or Indian?
Durgey you are my best ally DdD
>>59748072
Yeter cringe olmaktan sıkıldım
*cringes*
shoo altyaş shoo, anzuyla beraber shoo
Turkey
>>59748210
Neden cringe oldun?
>>59748072
>tfw no pure Türkic gf untainted by Anatolian genes
>>59746747
Iran
>>59748030
>be mongel
>can't distinguish pakis and iranians
lmao
>>59748272
SHOO
>>59748272
i know that feeling bro
>>59748393
>>59746747
Obviously Turkey, richer and much more free than Iran
>>59748384
Different shades of shit
>>59748253
>neden cringe oldun
neden diyor bir de altyaş
SAGE
*CRINGES*
my home is in antalya
turkey
>>59746747
Turkey
Turkey..
>tfw currently seeing a Persian expat who has only been out of Iran for 4 years
>tfw she is dominant as fuck
>tfw she is thick as fuck
>tfw she made me lick her feet already
>tfw she made me touch her pussy under the table in a restaurant while she dug her fingernails into my neck and made me beg her to stop
>tfw she wants to come over to my place tomorrow and whip me
>tfw I live in a meme apartment with one piece of furniture and no food, and all my cutlery and clothing is on the floor
>>59748889
*cringes*
>>>/facebook/
>>59746747
Do I want my country to have fucking weekly car bombings?
>>59748967
*cringes*
>>59747921
>>59748030
>>59748272
>>59748468
>>59749052
Hi Mohammad Al-Saudi inbn Al-Khaliji Walid, how are you finding Finland?
>>59747856
t.newfag
>>59747856
>proxy
>has state/province flag
Nah, that's Chubak
>>59746747
iran seems more interesting but turkey is probably more familiar/safer
>>59748030
thats Indian
>>59747889
>Be Turk
>Get blowed up by kurds car bomb
CAN'T FABRICATE
Turkey
Where do I sign?
>>59749428
>wanting to move from one of the richest countries in the world to a poor one
>>59749330
Nah,chubak don't have flag addon,also he's posting anti Iran shit lately
>>59749573
I saw a thread last night where he was ranting about Iran, but I was on my phone.
>>59749573
how are pakistan-iran relations
Turkey.
But only if suicide isn't an option.
>>59749649
Dunno but Iranians hate pakis
>>59749794
any main reason why? is it shia vs sunni?
dont you all sell nuclear weapon secrets to each other and stuff tho
>>59749343
>safer
kek
>>59749573
>>59749794
How do you literally recognize short vowels in your language? I asked on /MENA/ some time ago, but I got a "just be yourself" tier of answer. Short vowels to be precise. Whenever I transliterate, all I get is consonants and long vowels, and the translation is alright. It's just that I don't know which short vowel is it, in, let's say "kardam". I read "krd-am"
Send help
Turkey
Because Düsseldorf is comfy for Japs
>>59749794
>but Iranians hate pakis
you can barely tell apart pakis from iranians
is it the country you all hate?
>>59749885
Its because pakis are fucking retarded (including you)
also
>he fell for the shia vs sunni meme
>>59750353
Pakis and baluchis look like each other not all Iranians
>>59749885
I was told pakis support an insurgent movement along their border with Iran
>>59750245
I can't give you some proper explanation
But you get used to it,its not that hard
>>59750494
nah, the iranians at uni aren't balochis. They're full on westernized iranians, that look just as durka as pakis.
>>59746747
Iran it's more secular and Shias are bro-tier.
>>59750620
Theres a guy whos got a clothing shop in my city
The guy look like a copy of Verg Vikernes
Afghanistan
>>59750570
>I can't give you some proper explanation
Can you give me an "insider" explanation? What's the trick? How do little kids in Iran read the script and pronounce all the short vowels right? Do you fully grasp the extent of my pain? I know the alphabet, but without sort vowel marks, I read most of them wrong. That "kardam" for me just might be "kerdam" or "kordam". Why? I don't have the vocabulary knowledge necessary to read. Can you even understand this absurdity? Usually, people lack the vocabulary foundations to translate, but here, you lack the vocabulary foundation to JUST READ
>>59750841
t.ashraf ghani
>>59750985
Fuck that kalmorgh tbqh
>>59746747
Turkey. I won't get jailed for being Christian.
>>59750869
We first learn about short vowels,then we even have to write our homework with vowels,but after first year of school we learn to write without the extra shit.
Sorry i wasn't really good student in my whole school years
>>59751054
>Where ever i am i must also bache bazi
>>59751122
Nice meme
>>59751216
>hazaras
>bacha bazi
Nope
>>59751399
>afghooni
>not bache baz
Doubt.jpg
>>59751496
Irani e haramiiiiiiiii
>>59751122
No but you will be exiled to Allah Akbar mountains by the personal order of Erdogan
>>59751538
BACHA BAAAAAAZ
>>59751216
Aren't Christians being persecuted in Iran?
>>59751733
Edrogan hates Christians?
I have been living in Turkey for the past 21 years and nothing interesting ever happened. I choose Iran just so Hezbollah could kidnapp me and I could see action in my life
>>59751822
He doesn't hate Christians unless you are catholic
>>59751822
Christians who go to "Underground churches" may face jail
>>59751953
>unless you are Catholic
>>59752140
Interesting. Are those not state approved or something?
>>59751758
Motad e powder
>>59752585
Yes,they fear they incourage people to change their religion
>>59746747
Woah? Turkey borders Iran?
Turkey for sure.
Iran. Iranian guys are hot.
>>59752786
Canadaian education everyone
Iran, because I'm Persian and got family there.
>>59748672
I just a deja vu moment while reading your post.
>>59753044
You're Iranian not Persian chaghal,we are all mixed with other Iranic tribes
Farsi? More like Fartsi.
>>59753465
Arabic??More like ayyyrabic
Turkey. No debate.
>>59748672
Hot
>>59753555
Why does the opinions of some base dweller bother you so much?
>>59749912
it is
Israel
>>59753744
It dosen't
He's just a shiposter
>>59754066
>>59749359
A mongol always support a mongol anyway
>>59747921
the girl left of anzu is infinitely prettier
Huh, didn't know we shared a border with Iran.
>>59746747
Iran seems to be more secular and more modern
>>59755459
Nope but people are more freindly
>>59755366
>>59752786
t. faggots who didn't passed geography class
>>59746747
Iran, I want to be as far as possible from Erdoǧan
Probably Turkey, we're more secular
ALSO HOLY SHIT
I always thought our eastern border was with Syria, not Iran.
>>59746747
The Sun is alway superior to the moon
>>59746747
Obviously it would be Turkey. It's not even a contest.
wait what? dude we don't border Iran right? what the fuck with the map?
>>59755366
>>59755759
>>59755930
I think this is a ruse lads.
I mean come on, we were taught the neighbours of Turkey, they're Greece, Bulgaria, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Iraq and Syria. What's this with Iran?
>>59755759
Syria is to your south not to your east, learn your geography
>>59755930
It's also where you get your gas
>>59755930
learn 2 geography
>>59756109
I know we get our gas from Iran, but that gas comes via Kazakhstan or something, not directly from Iran right?
>>59756160
This literally has to be fake what the fuck
I would fucking know it if we bordered Iran. I'm not retarded.
>>59756253
Just accept it, there's no need to fight the truth.
>>59756359
dude what truth
seriously i was never taught this
i'm seriously creeped out right now
lmao T*rks don't even know their borders
>>59756558
shut the fuck up paraguay
>>59756437
obvious proxy who the hell doesnt know that
>>59756655
r00d
>>59756714
sorry bby
>>59756701
i'm not proxy
>>59756196
>Kazakhstan
Is your language's spelling for "Iran" equal to "China" or "XInjiang"?
>>59756891
no we call it İran and I'm not convinced we border them
I'd have heard so in the news or something
never heard it, stop b8ing
>>59756806
then you should probably learn at least basics about your country before visiting a international board that's ridiculous
>mfw turks didn't knew their women goes to Iran to get IRANIED
>>59746747
Persia. Persia has a right to exist, Turkey doesn't.
>>59756978
I fucking know the basics, we border syria not iran
>>59757008
can you back me up lad? you know that you don't border us right?
>>59756437
It's because Kurdistan lies between you two :^)
If I wasn't American, I'd go for Iran.
>>59756971
>>59757162
For fuck's sake, lad
Just Google it already
>>59757213
>falling for the weak bait
>>59757162
I'm Libyan and I knew you bordered Iran the day I looked at a map when I was in the third grade.
>>59757113
This is Greek and Syriac territory.
>>59757213
as you can see we border afghanistan not iran
see how afghanistan blocks us from iran?
>>59757440
That's Iraq and also not accurate.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Middle+East/@31.5398532,32.2318808,4.75z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x157ec4658142ffb7:0xa5b8320215ea72c!8m2!3d29.2985278!4d42.5509603
>>59757415
No.
>>59757440
>afghanistan
lol what the fuck
>>59757440
Do you have autism?
>>59746747
I want to creampie Iranian women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>59757440
>This heavily pixelated
>>59757440
It's a good try but this meme won't go anywhere
Iran
>>59757490
>>59757515
>>59757541
>>59757604
jesus fucking christ stop giving me (You)s
i have to sleep but since you give me (You)s I have to continue this weak ass b8 which no one hopefully believes anyway
>>59757783
KEK "no"
>>59757782
need to be ANGLOED
>>59746787
This
>>59746747
The Shahbanu has decided
Lotfan dar eshgham beh to shak nakon, Iran!
>>59757783
Check your timezone and my timezone
>>59746747
Turkey
>>59757952
Baradar aryaie man!
i didn't know either that Iran bordered T*rkey, kek
>>59746747
Turkey so I can catch the midnight express out of the middle east.
>>59750494
Is Chubak a paki?
I've met two Iranians before, one looked like an Arab with a hooked nose and the other one looked somewhat white.
>>59748191
fucking degenerates
>>59758325
>>59758282
/int/ says he's balochi
>>59758282
hooked nose is not an exclusively semitic trait retard
Iran
>>59758098
Danesh-e Farsim mahdud-e, agarče kharam gereft, khoda bede. :DDDDDD
>>59757854
>>59758680
>>59758742
kolko je sličan perzijski hrvatskom?
>>59758742
khaham*
Azr khwahi mi kunam
answer is easy, but iran would be aight if they lost the whole islamic shebang
>>59758742
farsi asone,faghat tamrin mikhad
also putting alot of :DDD after your sentence is a an Iranian trait
>>59758802
Kao i svakom drugom indoeuropskom jeziku. Sličniji je slavenskim po "seljačkom" rječniku, a finije izraze koristi iz domaćeg rječnika ili preko engleskih ili francuskih posuđenica. Zajebano je, svakako. Nije kao arapski, gdje učiš jedan potpuno novi, semitski rječnik, ali isto je čudo. Jezik je prozračan, analitičan, samo da mi je sakupiti fond riječi...
Gramatika je šest puta lakša od naše
>>59758814
eshkali nadare!
>>59758915
izgleda mi ko puno hrackanja da ima ono ko u arapskom il francuskom
>>59758854
why are Turkish girls wearing blue and gold wigs
>>59746747
Iran
>>59758897
>asone
An nemi-fahmam
This communication is proving harder than I expected. The language seduced me and then skinned me alive. If only I had the discipline to earn vocabulary more consistently. Your grammar is much simpler and more elegant than let's say Serbo-Croatian.
>>59759288
asone=asan=easy
>>59758973
Da, to je najčešće ovo "kh" slovo. Zapamti samo da je fonetičan skoro u potpunosti (dakle kako pišeš tako i čitaš) i uhu ugodan. To "kh" daje PTSP "Tamo neki arapski, brate, što je ovo", ali jezik zvuči drugačije od arapskog. Jednostavno je drugačiji. Ima pozajmljenih riječi iz arapskog, ali usporedba perzijskog i arapskog ti je usporedba engleskog i francuskog. Dakle ima tu "nešto", zajednička povijest i ostavština, ali su drugi jezici. Perzijski je francuski, naravno. Francuski istoka, oduvijek
>>59759624
al engleski ima vise francuskih posudenica
a perzijski arapskih
>>59759508
One day, I will return here and we will have a real conversation
Although I am bothered to "surrender" to current learning resources because they promote Tehrani. I like Isfahani accent more
>>59759726
Da. Engleski ima dosta francuskih pouđenica, kao što perzijski ima dosta arapskih posuđenica. Samo su Iranci veći puritanci od Engleza. Politika
>>59759943
zao mi je sto su islamska drzava cine mi se ko ok narod
>>59759870
Isfahani accent on girls is really cute tho
Turkey.
>>59760041
Ne treba ti biti žao, budućnost je svijetla. Vratit će se Reza
>>59760150
I also find Gilaki, and especially Lurish, interesting. Actually, Gilan is my favourite province. I am Gilanboo. Mazandaran comes second
iran
>>59760443
Gilaks are very chill people,but they try to jew you when you buy stuff from them,but they are chill
Also Reza shah was an OK ruler,i like mohammad reza shah more
>>59750668
t. Reza Al-Shah Muhammad
>>59760919
>Gilaks are very chill people,but they try to jew you when you buy stuff from them,but they are chill
Im sure you described dalmatians
>>59760919
Mohammad is missing his father's firmness though. He was a major element, but not as patriarchal, fatherly and purely Iran visionary as his father. Not mentioning that Reza Shah started it all,the modernization, saw the direction necessary, when he wrested the power from the Q*jars
If only the Anglo-Soviet invasion didn't happen...
>>59761196
kek
Iran has prettier and aryan qt3.14s. Would convert to love one. I dont drink alcohol , so Persians May like me. Plz post more grills
>>59761369
That's literally us. We're too chill for our own good though...
>>59760443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYjg6YHPFZw
>>59760919
Gilan and Mazandaran also have the best food in the country
>>59761484
t. Ardashir Mahmood
>>59761793
*ardashir mahmoodi
get it right yousef mubarak
>>59761868
He's not Mubarak, he's Erkan beg Mehmetoglu, Firuz-aga Khshathrapavi
>>59751122
Even better, you'll get beheaded
>>59751953
I hate erdogan a little less now
>>59746747
ez choice
turkey is a shithole.
iran is even more shithole than turkey
