>be stralian
>wake up in house full of rabbits
>go to take a shit
>snake on the toilet
>get in my car
>spider in car
>be in the road
>kangaroo in the road
>get beaten by kangaroo
>get to workplace
>discover country is at war with birds
>get beaten by birds
>new prime minister is a bird
>go to swin
>bitten by shark
>jellyfish stings me
>get hemorragic shock
>recover cuz i got stung so many times im inmune to poison
>go play rugby before going home
>lose to new zealand
why did you make this thread
do you want attention?
you want to entertain others?
>be Argentina
Oh wait, I'm Australian, my country is not shit and I am white.
>>59744931
>my country is not shit
Questionable
>>59745031
Pooey lynx lad
>>59745031
muslim mayor
>>59744839
>Freudzil
>>59744678
>Argentia
>So irrelevant I can't think of any memes to make about your country
>>59745102
>Josef Fritzl
>>59744678
pretty accurate
>>59744931
>>59745050
>>59745209
>>59745258
>>59745313
fuck off 2nd-class-citizens to emus
your opinions are literally worthless
>double spacing
Lol are you a fellow atheist from reddit? xD Hats off to you good sir :)