Didn't see a /voc/ thread in the catalog so I guess it falls on me to make one. Obligatory english:
A soliloquy (from Latin solo "to oneself" + loquor "I talk") is a device often used in drama when a character speaks to himself or herself, relating thoughts and feelings, thereby also sharing them with the audience, giving off the illusion of being a series of unspoken reflections.[1] If other characters are present, they keep silent[2] and/or are disregarded by the speaker.
Some Finnish: Hei alijohtaja. Luuletsä että ku persesittiäinen kytänny viikkotolkulla siinä norsun perseen reunalla, ni luuletsä et se ois tienny et se jonain päivänä lentää siitä helvettiin. Ku se norsu pierasee. Se mitää taloo rupee siihe rakentaa.
my microphone is loud for some reason, sorry.
english (from newfoundland)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vPQhMgdsph
attempt at finnish:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FGtS8f0nc8
>>59743896
5/10 finnish, you can understand most of what you're saying and you know how to pronounce ä.
Guess I'll do the english then: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixJC2OIp9k
Latin:
Introibo ad altare dei, ad Deum qui laetificat iuventutem meam. Iudica me Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta; ab homine iniquo et doloso erue me. Quia tu es Deus, fortitudo mea, quare me repulisti, et quare tristis incedo, dum affligit me inimicus? Emitte lucem tuam et veritatem tuam: ipsa me deduxerunt et adduxerunt in montem sanctum tuum, et in tabernacula tua. Et introibo ad altare Dei: ad Deum qui laetificat juventutem meam. Confitebor tibi in cithara, Deus, Deus meus: quare tristis es anima mea, et quare conturbas me? Spera in Deo, quoniam adhuc confitebur illi, salutare vultus me, et Deus meus.
Bump.
>>59743262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oj4ycgc4q2
give some russian or chinese
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ad3W6iTLGo have some opeth
Molly Bloom's soliloquy from Ulysses, I think one of the most beautiful endings to a book:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08w72Q6BdRW
>>59746506
Heбo пycтoгo цвeтa. Hac пoжиpaeт лиcтoпaд
Иcхoд из cлeпoгo лeтa и вcлeд пoгoня нayгaд
Кипит кoлoкoльный лeпeт, дымят зaбытыe вoйcкa
A вдpyг вcё тo, чтo ищeм
oбpeтaeтcя пpи вcкpытии тeлecнoгo poднoгo дopoгoгo ceбя
>>59746833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mWtl3ejrqX
>>59747560
Russian 8/10
you have a problem with "щ" and "ии".
>>59743262
>English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcrquJh0Ua
>Finnish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v556pFEUsC
I will never understand how this language works.
Taking requests, if anybody has any.
Also requesting someone to sing this. (Or just talk, that's fine too.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5DKDNHULLY
>>59747560
Sounds like a computer voice synthesizer tb͏q͏h :3
>>59743262
english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kAeODbZohl
finnish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JktkfBebon
english:
have i strong accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ne0xFkqMI6
finnish:
sorry for that autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m5ItSRWEiQ
>>59749600
I don't think it's that you have a strong accent, it's more that you're just not pronouncing most words correctly.
The words you did pronounce properly had barely any accent at all.
How long have you been speaking English?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V5h0dzwBsB
>>59749921
>How long have you been speaking English?
I had english lessons in school but i didn't really study anything there. I think i began something that you can call "study" a year ago. But i didn't have any speaking practice yet.
>>59750235
I see, that would explain it. You're not bad, taking that into consideration.
>>59750690
Can you please point which words i pronounced incorrectly? Almost all of them or something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qGO0Ipzktg
>>59750866
"Relating" sounded like you missed the G. (Relatin')
"Audience" sounded like "Aww-dense". It should be more like "Aw-dee-ens".
"Series" soundes like "See-riss". It should be more like "Seh-ree-ess".
Those were the main ones I noticed. You also have a sort of weird tempo. As in, you sometimes talk a bit too fast, other times a bit too slow.
I can still easily understand you, so it's not a big problem. Just something to keep in mind if you want to improve.
>>59743262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JeH1cEAFw
>>59743262
Record this
>Look at you. Is there one thing you have done that is good? Did you think this was all a game? "I will go to 4chan and I will play the frogposter with the natives." Is that what you thought? We are not a game, Reddit. We are real. This board here, it is real. I think your ban will be the first real thing that has happened to you.
>>59750690
>>59750866
but he really is bad
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PnyoyQ7VpA
fucked a little
>>59751160
>It should be more like "Seh-ree-ess".
wat
>>59751826
At first I thought you was a girl. Then I thought you was a teenage. Then I thought you was doing some funny voice. Then I realised it's just your voice that is that way.
10/10 for the record btw
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XsL2mgOPuo
>>59751958
Maybe more like "Seh-rees".
>>59752007
i actually do sound like a creep due to that lousy mic
>>59752135
you sound too muslim-ish
>>59752206
That's a first. I've been told I sound like many things, but never a Muslim.
>>59752266
weird then, for you live in Denmark
Bo вpeмя paзгoвopa мнe пpишлa в гoлoвy мыcль o ceльcкoхoзяйcтвeннo-мaшинocтpoитeльнoм зaвoдe. Пытaяcь вcкoльзь yпoмянyть eгo в бeceдe, я нe зaмeтил чeлoвeкoнeнaвиcтничecтвo мoeй пoдpyги-oдиннaдцaтиклaccницы.
Vo vremja razgovora mne prishla v golovu mislj o seljskohozjajstvenno-mashinostroiteljnom zavode. Pytajasj vskoljzj upomjanutj ego v besede, ja ne zametil chelovekonenavistnichestvo moej podrugi-odinnadtsatiklassnitsy.
>>59752312
You're thinking of Sweden.
Norway and Denmark are generally pretty good when it comes to this stuff. Generally.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w6GvhDtnlg
what do you think of my accent?
>>59752928
no slav accent/10
>>59752983
which means no american anals :(((
>>59753056
>which means no american anals :(((
>anals
wut
>>59753244
exactly, anals is what i need
>>59753351
>anals is what i need
You've got no fingers?
>>59753441
female ones, you dumb ass
>>59743262
Finnish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EfE50sA0Fz
English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PkOipaGZqS
The first line got cut off for some reason.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08YsslW4v5Y
>>59753553
>English
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PkOipaGZqS
now, give me some anals
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LICUJpe1gI
don't judge
>>59743262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DKkY083soW
I need a better mic.
English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CEM4EnnSGC
Finnish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wfovx95DsW
(Please note that I do not speak Finnish.)
>>59753632
too hoarse even for a cocksucker like you
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0edqQ0VQ7Cv
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZaK1EvqxN
there you go
It was a bit gay, tbqh.
>>59754629
fucking whore, you sound so hot
>>59754336
rude
>>59754860
you make me crinkle inside
>>59743262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qc3dsHNStH
SorryXDDD
>>59751717
Reminds me of this:
""Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo
>>59746506
四是四, 十是十, 十四是十四, 四十是四十。
红凤凰,黄凤凰,分红凤凰, 分凤凰飞。
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0msD1l8fTN2
>>59743262
Did Finn
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pgQdX6Scbb
>>59754954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohbCz1poWT
>>59743262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvRPweTo0I
>>59751112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfgXrQbjEf
>>59754954
>>59755564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06JhgZuPV1M
>>59755786
Oh, subhuman turned up, lol. Not even gonna listen to.
>>59755860
why so rude senpai ; ;
>>59755728
sounds good
what is it that you're reading?
>>59756173
http://interlinearbooks.com/greek/
>>59756173
why are Greeks so deaf? nothing personal, but you do actually resemble animals rather than human beings just by you presence here
>>59756458
sorry for the typo
>your
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9wY2hdVdF
Rate finnish plox
>>59756458
>what is it that you're reading?
>why are Greeks so deaf
>reading comprehension
>>59756458
wat
>>59756551
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9wY2hdVdF
can't define your gender
>>59756674
I'm a boy :3
>>59756651
what an ugly face, ugh
>>59756703
you sing very well, though
Where the Italian bitch disappear to?
>>59756847
Thanks!
>>59756749
you're just a play hatin bitch
>>59756996
Fuck out of our Lviv, you fucking rats.
>>59756963
I'm still here
>>59757464
share your skype with me, babe
>>59757552
you first
>>59757678
fuck it, do you have at least a pair of nice little tits?
>>59757819
>>59757678
sorry, i would rather not small
>>59757464
Post Italian.
t. foreigner
Rate my French.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1utjBxwykOE
>>59758339
is it harder than english grammar-wise?
>>59758339
That was really good mate.
>>59758444
Yeah, but the difference is not that significant. Got a few funny features here and there that might baffle an English speaker, but nothing crucial.
>>59758444
It is for me. English and Norwegian grammar are basically the same. French is different enough that it becomes challenging. But it's still not extremely complicated. They still use pronouns and a lot of the grammatical principles are similar. It's not a massive clusterfuck like Finnish or Turkish.
>>59758478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IcNCReM45y
Rate mine, would you?
Try this
Sono tutte azioni che compio interiormente nell'enorme palazzo della mia memoria. Là dispongo di cielo e terra e mare insieme a tutte le sensazioni che potei avere da essi, tranne quelle dimenticate. Là incontro anche me stesso e mi ricordo negli atti che ho compiuto, nel tempo e nel luogo in cui li ho compiuti, nei sentimenti che ebbi compiendoli. Là stanno tutte le cose di cui serbo il ricordo, sperimentate di persona o udite da altri.
>>59758757
why not learn Spanish instead? French seems to be so outdated
>>59758901
French is, well, useful if you're going to talk to the French, and Spanish for Spaniards, simple as that. Keep in mind that Spanish is considered a lot easier than French though, so if you're not particularly experienced or keen, you might want to lean towards it.
>>59758478
Thanks.
>>59758901
It was the only foreign language that was offered at my school. But neither is particularly useful. I don't think I've ever met a Spaniard or a Frenchman irl.
>>59758859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JGGX40MoyZ
I've summoned a demon, right?
>>59758859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1BywRtVxn
How Slavic do I sound?
>>59759955
You don't sound slavic at all. Your pronunciation is great.
Are you that croatian (?) guy that posted on /ita/ a few days ago?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSbXMsJ3L9
>>59760197
Does Italian differ from Spanish too much?
>>59760279
btw its for
>>59758859
pls respond
>>59760197
Yep, that's me. I still lurk the thread.
I was told by an Italian friend that my accent is Slav-ish.
Tbh I can pronounce the language better than I can understand it.
>>59760359
My brother and father told me they spoke with Spaniards in Italian while the Spaniards spoke Spanish and they understood each other fine.
It's not 100% mutually intelligible like, say, Croatian and Serbian, but speakers of both languages can get a very good idea of what the other is talking about.
>>59760436
Hey dude, rate me and the murrican
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1462ocHa57E
>>59751717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vqpC1o6LQr
>>59754954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m0bTxG5J9T
>>59760779
I'm not eyetalian, m8, I can't give a proper judgement.
But I listened to it anyway. I couldn't understand shit due to your mic, sorry.
As for
>>59760279
it was, well, as expected from someone who has next to no experience with the language. Slow, long pauses between words, wrong phonology and accentuation, etc.
If you can, try to speak with the stereotype "it's a me mario" style, it's more accurate than the actual attempt.
Sorry if I'm coming across as rude, I'm not trying to be, just giving my honest opinion.
>>59746833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QHS16lpoaG
>>59752385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BmH6Lje1Q
>>59761122
alri thanks
not particularly interested in italian just felt like doin a vocaroo
come here vocal man
>>59764607
