return to the motherland edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhlU34DloDY
>not owning nukes
benders
Inbetweeners aged like fucking milk.
Thought the show was fucking hilarious in college.
Watched it with my American gf last year to show her British comedy. Neither of us even smirked once.
/fr/
wrong flag
>>59742017
bender
>>59742010
you aged like milk
desu
REAL THREAD
>>59741941
>>59742055
thats gotta be fake, look at the fucking font
>>59742010
>>59742064
fuck off nigger
kpop desu lads
>>59742055
In moments like this shaira law doesn't look so bad.
>>59742117
why there are no children here either! am i so out of touch?
got this feeling in my chest like when the lift suddenly goes down
how to make i stop? I need to study
Real Brits posts in this thread
Chav pakis OUT
>want to get a tinder
>no good photos of me
doing a sad
>>59742064
fuck off
>>59742136
good post (me on the right)
>janny leaves the roach thread up
>>59741814
I'm just making a shit argument like he was, there's plenty of arguments that are pro gun but this is a shite one
>>59741805
>He literally wants the average person to own a nuclear weapon
OK mate
>>59741917
Sounds like bollocks to me, reckon you'd be imprisoned pretty quickly if you personally owned a nuke
>>59742172
i thought this but managed to scrape a few together
you can upload your own that aren't on facebook too
>>59742025
should be, not many of my m8s are going this year though
>>59742010
>amercian gf
yeah.
you've done wrong, all american girls are superficial bimbo normies.
bit dark in room haha
literally me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWazCH1KawE
Just copped these
doing a "weed"
>>59742195
>mfw when the thread made by an actual brit is deleted
Some patrician kpop for any sad lads out there today...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MShzqoKGmE
>>59742099
>>59742142
>>59742206
i'm considering selling mine because i'm going parklife, and most the people at detonate are at parklife too
Fucking hate wogs who can't shut the fuck up about the shitholes they come from
Chinky fuck:
>Ah yes Chinese families are not like that
Paki woman:
>Where I come from...
Some paki guy in a Japanese lesson:
>I know that in Arabic we say it differently
NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHERE YOU COME FROM
watch out lads, the custodian is about
>>59742235
>baby pink
bit behind there lad
>>59742064
>REAL THREAD
>>>59741941 (Dead)
>(Dead)
>>59742235
>he's here
heads down boys
>>59742235
nicked your girlfriends shoes did you, ya massive poof
look at these thirsty gooks lads hahahaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9kKAF5ooqs
>>59741937
>return to the motherland edition
In a couple of years lads
/bit/ is shit today
I'm going to get some fresh air
Reminder
>>59742272
>mfw when i managed to create a /brit/ general
>mfw when i'm a fucking hongkie
truly btfo he showed him
MANLETS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EENOjpCcveo
>>59742245
caras not like that
delete this post please
Glad I live in the middle of nowhere so that I have to put up with as few non-whites as possible
>>59742235
very fashionable anon!
>>59742245
That's terryfing.
>>59742309
your the lad that was in jordan or something for a bit right?
why are you in all these different countries?
>Janny deletes a true Brit thread
>Leaves one made by a Tunisian up
CALIPHATE'D
INCREDIBLY depressed lads haha
>>59741937
COME HOME HONG KONG MAN
>>59742235
I like them.
>>59742316
how will Trump ever recover
>>59742316
I'm here for the job interview
>>59742344
>why are you in all these different countries?
Because the UK is actually a shit place to live mate
>>59742326
>tfw the pakis have invaded dublin
Janny's hershey highway literally running ebullient with my cum
Waiting for my cat to come back so I can shut the door and go up to my room
>>59742316
>sucking cock is a bad thing
wow, homophobic much?
tip: don't watch lewd webms when you're not wearing underwear
i've got precum all over my trousers
>>59742355
SOON
>>59742383
I've been to Korea and it was a million times worse than the UK, never been happier to live here than when I went there.
watching daft hands
great video
loving every minute
>>59742310
thanks for letting us know x
>>59742265
>>59742276
>>59742278
Fine. Here are the black ones you insecure twats
>>59742351
It's a thread to discuss Britain and British culture. First made gets to stay, the OP's flag is irrelevant
>>59742387
not really
>>59742316
i am SO fucking sick of CIS WHITE MALES using SUCKING DICK as an insult. don' they know that being gay is PERFECTLY acceptable in 2016? this displays a large amount of institutional homophobia in today's society. personally, i would SUPPORT donald trump if he came out as gay. what a fucking BIGOT this person is for making fun of such a beautiful lifestyle
>>59741937
>Boris Johnson, who once wrote and spoke eloquently in favour of Turkish membership of the EU, said only three years ago: ‘I’m probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he’s pro-immigration.’
>He has also called for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
>This raises the question of whether a Britain outside the EU, perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth, would be any more willing or able to introduce real limits on immigration than it is now.
Pic related is part of an official leave campaign leaflet
Source for the quote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html#ixzz49OPbPS2w
Source for the picture:
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15.html
>>59742394
how are you on the computer just now then Lol
>>59742244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTM-YWzo_0
I prefer this thank you
>>59742418
what is this fucking 2008
>>59742408
Serves you right for calling them trousers
>>59742434
theres more than id like anyway
>>59742351
It's Hong Kong, and this thread is much more British than the other one
>>59742442
I'm on my phone la
>>59742430
>>59742235
We have manlets in our midst
>>59742383
>Because the UK is actually a shit place to live mate
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseed
>>59742458
*writes down billions in sub-prime mortgage debt*
>>59742440
This triggered me somehow.
>>59742351
quite proud really
the depression in this thread is palpable
how do you make a girl cum lads? rub her fanny? finger it?
I'll never be called a manlet ever again come November
why don't we just ban crime?
>>59742430
Patrician shoes
How much are they 2 cop lad?
>>59742518
Clit
>>59742483
pickpocketing never had been esier.
>>59742499
you don't need to go back to 2008 to do that, you're in spain
>>59742453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9PCDCd2bI
>>59742483
me at the left.
>>59742257
>go to paki countries
>have to respect their culture, wear their clothes etc
>people come here
>they can do whatever they like, prop up shops written in their language, wear their clothes, demand their culture is catered to etc
*shorts your company for 400% ROI*
>>59742518
who cares what she does
>>59742430
How much will these cost in Britain
>>59742505
*looks at you*
>>59742540
$150
>>59742430
just get some AF1's
I beg your pardon?
>tfw a /pol/tard said they wanted to lick Poleaboos feet
>>59742535
IS THIS SHIT SAFE
>>59742535
that looks like literal torture
>>59742257
>paki guy
>Arabic
They speak urdu you mong
you heard me
>>59742483
Cringe
>>59742625
Excuse me?
>>59742430
link us to them on a uk store please
>>59742621
w2c socks
don't reply
>>59742535
All of that for what, a couple of inches?
>>59742621
>le insecure about height shoes
John Snow is fucking based
>>59742653
u wot m8?
>>59742654
Not in the UK atm la
>>59742682
He is faggot desu.
>>59742670
yep
>>59742415
He's right though, UK is a shithole
>>59742689
*defeats you in a duel*
So dropped my laptop and fuckd the screen a bit
about 2cm column on the left is just black
Is there any chance that this will 'grow' (assuming I don't drop it again) or will it just stay as is?
Thailad/other tech-gimps pls help.
work it
make it
do it
makes us
>when a girl cuts her hair from long to shoulder length
>>59742719
Fuck OFF
Now this is a good thread >>59738525
>>59742660
White Mountaineering
>>59742737
Put it in rice
>>59742574
You know some paki is going to say shit about colonialism any minute now
Cat came back in lads
thailad wanks his little willy to jav every night wishing he was in japan instead of brown chink country
>>59742674
not him but im 6'3" and i have a pair of them because they're comfy and they look pretty :)
>>59742742
I prefer it like that desu
>>59742737
It should stay assuming you don't fuck with it
>>59742535
is this what the future looks like
>>59742775
mine is still waiting for food Lol
>>59742744
Force me,my dearest mate.
>>59742682
>john snow
who?
>>59742493
>>59742674
can tell you wear those shitty Lacoste/Le Coq Sportif sneakers with wafer thin soles
harder
better
faster
stronger
>>59742430
nice lad.
cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJnQyrQuggI
>>59742643
No he was an actual paki from Saudi Arabia/ UAE and his surname is 'Sheikh'
>>59742761
uh, excuse me? cultural appropriation much? wow, last time i checked it's $current_year.
>>59742291
You fucking know Mew is a hooker lol Indonesia was the same
>>59742309
>In Jordan
Yup
>Why?
Travelling n shit innit
>>59742383
Mate so many Brits can't grasp that concept at all when I talk with people back home
>>59742643
Haha rorkes are dumb as
>>59742730
The UK is a high income country ranked 14th in HDI in the world above countries such as Japan, France and Austria. On no objective measure is it a "shithole". You must be from a council estate or something
>>59742836
>sneakers
fuck off yank
>>59742811
Why don't you feed him/her?
>not wearing a nice pair of boots
boys have swag, men have class
neighbour has lost it. he's hoovering outside
>>59742887
to the lions
lads how do musicians like deadmau5 and other electronic artists make their music
i wanna give it ein go
someone tell her...
>>59742742
>when a girl cuts her hair
Shot in the dark. Does anyone have that photo of rose blowing a bubble with gum?
pulled this chubby girl last night and went back to her place for sex, was shagging her from behind and when i spread her cheeks to put my dick in there was a shit stain right across her arsehole and it fucking stank so badly
still fucked her though lol
Name a better metal album
>protip: you can't
>>59742877
that doesn't mean its good value for that income
>>59742896
pic
laughing at the thought of this
RREEEE my neighbour is cooking the best smelling food I've ever witnessed. Smells like a prawn curry of some description.
Might go and ask for a bit lmao, don't know them at all though ahha
>>59742887
he's an impatient little shit. gets fed on the dot at 4
>>59742889
>wearing boots in the summer
bet you've got a trenchcoat
>>59742930
>her
>>59742910
pink nails don't suit you, sorry.
>>59742903
>deadmau5
>musician
yank!
Tanking it down, lads. Thunder + lightning.
>>59742535
If this doesn't look bad enough, it's also absolutely fucking excruciating on your wallet; costs over £25,000 apparently. The patient also has to be in a wheelchair for months and it's very painful.
Thank God I'm a tall, good looking White male.
>>59742903
just download fruity loops and press a few random buttons
Prefer Winter clothes to Summer clothes desu. Can't wait until it gets cold again.
>>59742742
cute girl i might make a move on is talking to me about cutting her hair. i keep dropping hints that she shouldn't, but goddamnit she might do it
C O C K
O
C
K
>>59742796
guess you like dick as well la
>>59742934
Yeah I can't because I don't listen to shit teenager music :)
>>59742954
your face doesn't suit you
>>59742910
you gotta go back ;_;
>>59742962
is there anything else you can do to get taller? exercise? drink milk? sacrifice a goat to the pagan gods?
>>59742960
Whereabouts?
>>59742872
NZ is one of the most boring places on earth. My uncle lives there. It's like stepping back into the 1970s
there's this girl I flirt with whenever I see her and she's gained a bit of weight
reckon I could slide in easy but I never see her anymore
>>59742962
>Thank God I'm a tall, good looking White male
being a short, good looking White male isn't so bad either desu
never understood what these fags keep moaning about
>>59742919
yeah so much this.
>>59742969
don't be soft about it
compliment her about it la'
>>59742344
Sorry lad this is for you:
>>59742872
>>59743031
Middlesbrough
bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DahkwAsth-o
>>59742872
Kek this Bom girl is pretty cute actually and she speaks Spanish too
Might keep talking to her. Shame I'm leaving Asia tonight so I can't bang her
>>59742934
panzerfaust
>>59743062
eww!!! haha jk
>>59742979
>>59742919
>>59742969
Are you being serious?
Shorter hair is objectively more qt than long hair
>rather not say
>>59743004
haha, what banter we have here
*goes to walk away*
*spins around incredibly quickly*
*puts you in a headlock in the blink of an eye*
*holds stanley knife to your eye*
apologise right now you runt
>>59743045
fucking great place to grow up though
birds and sunshine and nice people and grass at pavements and cicadas
>pulled this chubby girl last night and went back to her place for sex, was shagging her from behind and when i spread her cheeks to put my dick in there was a shit stain right across her arsehole and it fucking stank so badly
>still fucked her though lol
>>59742994
>metal
>teenager music
Hello skinny Jean wearing grime enthusiast :) heading to the upcoming Skepta gig by any chance?
>>59743091
nonce bender
>>59743051
a 7/10 5'9" is the same as a 6/10 6'
>>59743091
yes I'm serious, quit being such a fag
>>59743045
The nature is truely breathtaking but the rest I'm not sure about, only been here a couple of weeks so far. Only came here because it was cheap to fly to lol
>>59743091
yes i'm serious, we have preferences
>>59743092
>stephen seagal goes to tesco
fixed
>>59743140
yeah, of course being taller makes you more attractive
I'm just saying that I don't understand why people single it out so much (unless you're like 5'5 or something in which case idk)
>>59743103
grass, birds and pavements doesn't make somewhere a nice place to grow up. most places fulfil criteria
>>59743124
Of course lad, going to drop some mandy and then go back to my gfs after.
Meeting up with your fellow sweaty neckbeards anytime soon?
>>59743161
>>59743127
>>59743205
Shit taste desu
>>59743205
can I come nut inside some han guong women?
twiceshitter about?
>>59743102
*forces your head*
>>59742934
>metal
>>59743220
no one calls it mandy mate
lads if a girl you fancy adds you on facebook after you've been talking a while irl does she want the D?
gf stuck a finger up my arse when we were having sex this morning the cheeky bint
got shit on her finger serves her right
>>59743237
go ahead, we love white people here
>>59743091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>mfw
>>59743218
Yeah unless you're a turbomanlet like no one girls a fuck
I'm short and I fuck girls on the reg
>>59743220
>mandy
whats that then
>>59742934
>>59743210
haha! love it! so true!!
might start a twitter account andbecome one of those people that makes leftists mad and have trump pepe as my avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7aG-VQYGhA
>>59743278
>adds you
yeah prolly 2bh
how's britain lads
I demand a (You) right now
oh just fuck off all of you
>>59743073
I wish I could have better organised my time in indo, I had the chance with one but I genuinely wasn't sure if it was a scam or not
>>59743220
>let me just casually mention out of the blue that I take drugs and that I have a gf, got to make sure these losers know I'm better than them
>>59743336
too hot
>>59743284
isn't there loads of white people there though
>>59743336
not bad
we're full though soz
>>59743265
>>59743294
>nobody calls it mandy
fuck off pseudo-yanks
around the world
around the wooorld
around the world
around the wooorld
>>59743265
>I don't use a word so no-one does
>59743338
(You)
>>59743338
(You)
>>59743296
babymetal's just a gimmick Tbh
>>59743086
Just a wall of water!
anyone know where i can get audio of a girl doing JOI, preferably with a countdown to cum
ideally british girls, like sexy asmr
Been growing my facial hair for a bit
Can't tell if it's looking good or not
Got a really good spread/coverage, no patches
Just dunno if it suits me
going to THE GIRLFRIENDS house to HAVE SEX
Why is Camden market so full of freaks lads?
>>59743406
>tfw 22 and it's still all patchy fluff
>17.c where I live
>still feels cold as fuck
>>59743353
out of the 6% of people here that aren't asian, 12% are white
0.72% of our population is white
>>59743370
yeah, the only other word for it is totally molly, you're right
>>59743372
>i don't understand the concept of popular use of language and hyperbole
/brit/ continues to be a normie general
anime nonces and all their usual faggotry out
>>59743394
They do these on /soc/, sexy female audio threads.
>>59743453
>Me and my mates don't use a word so it isnt in popular use
Right, sounds like you're the one who doesn't understand it
>>59743392
That's actually a nice view. Have I been lied to about Middlesbrough?
>>59743062
where abouts?
>>59743483
correct, but you're still a pasta paki so gtfo
>>59743446
hmm so I can still use my "exotic" white skin and blonde hair to fuck some bitches
nice
are you a chinky?
>>59743394
R*ddit gone wild audio
*dabs on whole thread*
