I like Greece
I wish i were greek
Everyone who is greek come here
>tfw no greek gf
I am Meme
I am a Spain
>>59730154
I am greek
>>59730154
Greeks are sweaty, lazy, incompetent bastards. If it wasn't for their uselessness Constantinople wouldn't have fallen to the Turks. They dare lay claim to the greatest empire the world has ever seen, while being unable to even remain financially independent. I hate them and wish they would be wiped out and their lands colonised by a more worthy race, even the Turks would be better than them.
>>59730316
says failed australia
>>59730423
says failed quebec
>>59730504
>australian banter
>>59730280
NOW YOU ARE HERE, WHAT THE HELL YOU POLACK PERKELE
>>59730576
I am Spain
>>59730528
>banter
I was just replying to your meme with my meme, since you didn't seem interested in refuting any of the points I raised. Did you want me to say something mean about France or use a better meme?
>>59730602
ATLEAST YOU ARE NOT POSTING FROGS HERE
>>59730613
>australian replies
>>59730632
I am Spain (ps not Portugal)
>>59730657
HOW DO YOU FUNCTION IN SOCIETY???+ HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREATHE YOU RETARD?????
>>59730678
>australian agreement
>>59730703
Rude
>>59730703
spain is my oxy
gene
i lik it
breat it to
>>59730726
why
>>59730745
YOU ARE A GODDAMN TUMOR AND YOU SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM LIFE YOU PISS SOAKED DEGENERATE
What is this thread?
>>59730790
POLAND AND FROG-HATE THREAD.
>>59730781
oke but not
spain
spain is to be
likd
Am I Baltic?
>>59730790
I am greek
>>59730809
why would you do that to yourself
>>59730809
I am a Greek too
I like your Byzantine flag
>>59730790
Are you greek?
>>59730908
Yes I am a Greek
problem?
>>59730316
>fighting 2-3 front wars all of its existence
>being the only civilized nation throughout the Early to Middle, Middle ages
>4th Crusade happens, pussy Venetians don't even declare war
>they minimize the population of the Empire
>fastforward
>Ottomans try to siege Constantinople
>They fail
>Ottomans try again
>They fail
>Ottomans try once more with big ass cannons and a numerical advantage 1:10
>3 regions with Greeks manage to remain somewhat autonomous without any outsider help
>the Greeks rebel every once in a while
>fastforward 1821
>Greeks rebel with minimal outsider help and succeed
>First & Second Balkan War
>Greece doubles its land gains
>First World War
>Greece mostly remains untouched by the war and later on takes part in SUCCESSFUL campaigns, unlike the anglos (Dardanelles, Al-Kut)
>Allies occupy Constantinople
>Allies suck Attajew's dick
>Second World War
>Greece is declared war by the Italians
>Greece takes the first allied victory and beats back the Albos/Italians
>Germans zerg from East
>They take mainland Greece
>Battle of Crete
>Germans losing a lot of paratroopers, even grannies are fighting
>ANGLO command surrenders
>Crete is Axis
>Greece by 1944 has completely liberated itself
>Civil War by commie partizans and capitalists, caused by foreign powers
>fastforward
>Military coup d' etat backed by the CIA
>Starts off with based Papadopoulos
>Americans depose Papadopoulos because he didn't go with their plans
>They put another CIA crony
>He loses 33% of Cyprus without even stationing troops there
>fastforward
>2007
>Greece is the hot shit, everyone loves it, football, basketball, Eurovision, movies, music etc etc
>due to Goldmann Sachs and Germoney there is an economic crisis
>the people obviously don't know anything about that
>suddenly it's our fault and we're lazy, non productive etc etc, even though we work most hours in the EU
That's right Bilbo, it's OUR fault
Take your Maori ass and go to school, child
>>59730316
>>59731437
lmao stomped
>>59731437
Greece is the Poland of Greece
>>59731669
and Poland is the Greece of Poland
>>59731743
>>59731754
>>59731437
couldn't be bothered reading it, can I have a shorter version please
>>59731848
>can't be bothered reading it
What?
Maoris can't read more than a few sentences?
That's basically the closest thing you'll get out of a tl;dr
>>59731910
>Maoris can't read more than a few sentences?
Yeah I know lad, but I'm white, and I'm just tired. But I read over it and got the gist of it. I think it's a good story, but some of the facts need revising.
>>59731437
I'm British and this triggered me.
2nd generation australian
papou and yiayia are Greek, other side is Cypriot
>>59730154
>Everyone who is greek come here
Salam
I am a Greek
>>59731437
this guy is the real beast
souvlaki to you my friend
>>59731437
>Greece is the hot shit, everyone loves it, football, basketball, Eurovision, movies, music etc etc
Only good thing from Greece is food, nothing else.
>we're lazy, non productive etc etc, even though we work most hours in the EU
Bullshit
