Get in here pals.
>Invited
member states
Australia
Cucknada
Israel
South Korea
New Zealand
Japan
Ukraine
>NOT invited
Russia
China
Iran
North Korea
and other evil countries
>Welcome
everybody else
Bravo, Montenegro!
>>59727871
Time to place B-52 bombers there.
>>59727857
>ukraine
no such thing
>>59727902
time to place russians there
>>59727894
To bomb whom? Serbia?
That's so 1999
>>59727947
to deter further russian aggression
>>59727976
Then we should place them in Ukraine 2bh
Or make Belarus MAIDAN'D and place them there too
>>59728037
current US masterplan is to train hohol army and give them new equipment while preparing a new proxy war in the stans
russia must be contained
>>59728071
Good I wish we balkanized Russia already and be done with it.
Wassup
>>59728301
BEGONE SATAN
>>59728364
But I'm Alexey
>>59728301
>>59728379
>>59728396
You're late for 25 years
Ironic how this was meant to be a NATO thread but immediately became a Warsaw Pact.
Fuck NATO
Can I write here?
I hate Italians so fucking much
>>59730943
But why?
>>59731717
spaghetti xDDD
>>59732166
ZIMBABWE
>>59727857
Please take us in NATO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
It's my dream - Ukraine joins NATO.
>>59732193
it was pretty rude bro :(
But Russia is not evil. Its warm and cuddly.
Stop Begging to us. We are never going to join NATO.
SLAVA ROSSII
>>59733058
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/US-lawmakers-seek-NATO-ally-status-for-India/articleshow/52371549.cms
>>59733058
>SLAVA ROSSII
kys my man
after we built your railways and gave you civilisation, this is how you repay us?
Rude.
>>59733058
What do you have to gain from allying Russia? They don't actually think you'd be of much use. They're sucking up to literally everyone, including the Chinese, who I'm quite sure you wouldn't want to be standing alongside.
>>59733058
POO
>>59727857
>second largest nato contributor
>not in the invited member states
that is it senpai, WHITU PIGGU GO HOMU!
>>59734581
are you retarded
give me free helicopters
>>59734581
>reading comprehension
>>59734581
>turkish education
>>59734581
>Start a war with Russia
>Send 12M invaders into Europe
>Wonder why you will be kicked out of the NATO
Typical.
literal cucks
>>59734581
Remember. Crimea is Ukraine
>>59735097
a fucking monkey
What do people from NATO members countries think about Belarus join to NATO?
>>59730886
Future members welcome.
>>59735273
You and Russia are the exact same country, except smaller and even less free.
You're evil.
>>59735273
You won't, Russia 2.0
>>59735273
Russia would go off-the-hook mental and invade, since you are both in the >Union >State. Going to war over Belarus would be a bad idea for everyone, but maybe it might lead the Russian menace being pushed out of Europe once and for all.
>>59735273
I literally know nothing about your country except that you love ruskies and that you have a pseudo-democratically elected leader (read: Dictator)
>>59735300
But we're members of Non-Alignment Movement and neutral country. Belarus is not member in any military unions so we're not a threat for NATO countires. We even have some political parties here who would like to see Belarus in NATO.
>>59735407
>But we're members of Non-Alignment Movement and neutral country. Belarus is not member in any military unions so we're not a threat for NATO countires.
You're Russia's bitch
> We even have some political parties here who would like to see Belarus in NATO.
Oppressed by your dictatorship.
>>59735396
Yeah, but not everyone love ruskies lol. Last polls was 38% of belarusians think that Belarus should join EU and something around 50% like integration with Russia. Government isn't all the people here.
>>59734581
>>59735486
>Government isn't all the people here.
Then man the fuck up and overthrow them.
>>59735531
In 2011 some people tried but failed. Last elections was kinda democratic so here wasn't any protests at all and EU lifted sanctions and waiting for parliament elections.
>>59735591
Holy fuck. I thought we were bad.
>>59735727
the truth was that before this elections his rating was pretty good (over 60% by independent polls from Lithuania) and there wasn't any democratic candidate, they even don't get 100 000 signatures to get a chance to be elected. Korotkevich was the only one democrat there but other opposition parties not support she.
>>59735460
Better lukashenko than ukraine or russia-tier oligarchs
>>59735889
Or they could do it properly like we did in 1990
Not all ex-commie countries are massive failures like Russia and Ukraine
>>59735727
Lmao, why won't they just crown him a king a be done with it
>>59735933
Ideas of total reforms aren't popular here, all reforms in 90's was very bad and only made people poorer, also this is one of that things why most of people reelect Lukashenko all the time.
POOPIE Xd
>>59735976
EU and US. For every elections they give a lot of money for our country, in 2011 as i remember EU gave something about 3 billions of credit.
>>59735933
they can't do it by themselves
west won't spread real democracy
if they start revolution, another degenerate oligarch comes to power
If that oligarch is pro-western then russia will be closed for belarussian goods
no need to mention that europe will not buy belarussian products
it's simple
>>59735976
I mean we have our own dictator, but at least his party gets 48% of votes, not 80
>>59736078
Fucking kek, it's like a problematic kid in the school that will get passing grades for just attending the classes.
>>59736164
Vuchich? Lol they're friends with Lukashenko, and Nikolich also
Wait a sec lads we'll be joining you as soon as swedes stop being pussies and take the plunge and join nato.
>>59735273
That's expanding towards Russia and Belorussian inclusion is probably more threatening to the Russians than even Baltic inclusion (which is ridiculous as well).
I honestly don't know why America has difficulty understanding why Russians chimp out about NATO when they did exactly the same thing in the 60s with Cuba
>>59736264
I thought the only reason Finland never joined NATO was because Soviet guns and ships threatened to destroy Helsinki if you had sent a formal request. What are you waiting for? Enter the big family!
>>59736320
poo peeland
Hi guys I'm feeling really depressed can I get some (YOUs) please? Thanks
>>59734713
>>59734735
>>59734913
>>59735072
>>59735169
>>59735524
FUCK OFF WHITU PIGU I AM USING MY RIGHT TO PROTEST YOU
>>59736320
I know what you mean about Cuba but I see nothing wrong with the Baltics joining NATO as a means of independence from Russia. Not that ridiculous at all.
>>59736383
Nah it was because people legitimately believed the neutrality meme and after 90's it's because old people still have communism induced irrational anti-american sentiments.
>>59736508
Not meme if Finland still exists
>>59736417
hello
>>59736433
hello
>>59736489
Obviously they need some sort of guarantee of independence (as Russians have a well established history of invading and bullying their neighbours) but is inducting them into a military alliance that Russia sees as being targeted solely towards them the best move in the interest of peace?
>>59736676
pee pooland
>>59736264
I agree that we should both join, if Russia wants a fight they should get one (with American aircraft carriers and missile destroyers, retarded politicians have ruined our navy and army)
>>59736623
The reason why funland exists is because 400,000 russians got maimed or killed trying to wipe it out.
>>59736836
> if Russia wants a fight
wat
>>59736676
Well without the benefit of hindsight it's hard to say is best for peace, however I feel anything less than these short of a proper alliance will not be perceived to be worth the paper it's written on, Chamberlain style.
Not that I hate Russia or anything mind you, it'd be nice to be on good relations for once
Post your cunt's national pride and joy
>>59736862
why the fuck would we invade finland
>>59736865
Perhaps your government should stop talking about "consequences" while showing off nuclear missiles when foreign countries try to determine their own policies.
>>59736980
> this mongol barbarian dares not like our wish to join anti-russian alliance
wew
also, why in 2016?
>>59737093
have you ever wondered why would anyone create an anti russian alliance?
stop invading countries
>>59737093
Is NATO an anti-Russian alliance?
>>59736937
whats considered a pride and joy?
this checkered MiG-21BisD/UMD is kinda popular on military parades because of its paintjob if thats what you mean
>>59737246
sure
they said it clearly
>>59737154
nato started to spread on west just after fall of red menace
alliance created to fight commies wasn't dissolved, no, it became stronger than before!
>>59737375
spread on east*
>>59737352
Typically anything that the people in your cunt use for looking STRONK.
But damn, that paint job.
>>59737375
>nato started to spread
Because YOUR former puppet states wanted nothing to do with YOU and wanted to join NATO because they felt threatened.
By YOU.
>>59737375
>nato started to spread on east
or, more realistically, ex-warsaw pact were simply eager to join the west after decades of russian oppression?
>>59737375
>be Poland
>join NATO
>5/5 bretty gud no wars so far
>be Georgia
>trust our greatest allies Ruskies
>Russians invade and genocide your peoples
>wtf lmao I hate Russia now
never, NEVER trust a r******
>>59737352
Croatian MiG-21s are awesome, they're complete bastard children of the 1960's and 2000's that can use modern weapons they were never remotely designed to carry.
>>59737555
>be Georgia
>Russians invade and genocide your peoples
georgia started it actually
un admitted it
>>59737490
>>59737529
with who nato wanted to fight if there was no red menace anymore
>>59737490
> Because YOUR former puppet states wanted nothing to do with YOU
haha
ask them what they were doing in '90s and how they actually "wanted nothing to do with russia"
>>59732521
NO
RUSSIA IS EVIL
EVERY COUNTRY WHICH WAS TOUCHED BY FILTHY RUSSIAN HANDS WAS TURNED TO SHIT
>>59737375
NATO is an anti-USSR alliance.
This wouldn't be a problem now if Putin stopped acting like a Soviet circa 1944
>>59737632
>georgia started it actually
>WE DINDU NUFFIN RUSSIA A GUD BOI
stop posting anytime
>>59737632
I realize this is completely foreign thinking to a people who have been living in autocratic regimes for centuries, but NATO does not want to fight. It exists because it believes you want to fight them, because you've been living under autocratic regimes for centuries and do not understand the concepts of liberty and human rights.
Talking to Russians is so weird.
>>59737693
> if Putin stopped acting like a Soviet circa 1944
Tell me what how did russia act in '90s (Poland, Hungary, Czechia) and 2000-2004 (Bulgaria, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia, Estonia, Latvia, Slovenia).
Jesus you absolutely don't know history hahaha
you just read like main articles in your western newspaper
>>59737751
>georgia started it actually
> un admitted it
I repeat it. Stop memeing and read history books finally
>>59737434
>anything people in your country use for looking strong
in croatia that would be the general idea of combined croatian armed froces, there isnt really a single most stronk vehicle or anything desu
maybe our pride and joy would be military parades i guess especially the ones before the gommie libshits fucked our shit up
we had 3 of them so far and the last one was not nearly as high energy as the old ones desu
>1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzR49zc8HKc
>1997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO9WDNdeZjY
>2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZRty4uo74
>>59737631
they have been modernized to death because
>we didnt have money to buy new fighters in the past decade
>out of the given offers we could never decide which fighter would we replace the MiG with (took us 5 years to narrow the selection down to the Saab Gripen and one of those american fighters)
imo they have sentimental value but i seriously want the entire fleet replaced with 4th gen fighters (which will happen by 2018)
>>59737857
>I repeat it. Stop memeing and read history books finally
Fuck off, I'd rather chill in NATO and build a wall then make Russia pay for it.
Fucking Nato.
Im glad German companies dont care about the sanctions with Russia.
>>59737857
>Jesus you absolutely don't know history hahaha
It's not about what Russia did 1991-2004, it's what they did 1945-1991.
That's why they wanted to join.
>>59738021
Why are we so unlucky
is there any good neighbor (excluding belaruse and best korea)
are we cursed to face forever with neighbor fools
>>59738131
Yeah but red menace has fallen
russia was fighting with crisis and chechens
btw are chechens peaceful innocent democrats?
So what country are we going to bomb next?
I'm voting for Cuba or North-Korea.
>>59738139
>is there any good neighbor (excluding belaruse and best korea)
Finland and Norway and Estonia would be good neighbours if you stopped being such dicks to them.
>>59736939
>39 digits
Yeah, in 39 it was because there were Finns alive near Russia. So the question is more like what is the reason you wouldn't use for a war.
>>59738171
Literally suicide watch
COVER ME NATO!
>>59736320
>unironically supporting the spread of communism
Top cuck.
>>59738419
> Finland and Norway
yeah but WE DO NOTHING to them
you're just saying again and again hurr durr russia bullies finland and norway but you cannot name at least one time we bullied them because WE DO NOT DO THAT
norway? like WTF 100 km long border in a cold wasteland for what purpose would we bully them?
I keep silence about Estonia because they are eternal russophobes.
Just like sweden which keeps being russophobic despite 200 years of no-war (i think it'longest time of peace in europe lmao)
>>59738501
> in 39 it was because there were Finns alive near Russia
In 39 it was because pro-german finland was ready to fight russia
>>59738740
>In 39 it was because pro-german finland was ready to fight russia
>Russia was allied with Germany in -39
>Germany stopped Italian help for Finland in -39
>Half of the parliament were socialists in -39
>Supporting communism
>We must attack because someone bought a German car Finland
Top cuck kek rofl :DDDDDD
>>59738740
>yeah but WE DO NOTHING to them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War
Go back to school
>>59738740
>pro-german finland was ready to fight russia
xD
in 39 you were allied with germans while invading Poland you retard
>>59727857
I like how Turkey is not in the invited list
>>59739178
retard #2
>>59739292
>Member list
kek,you just didn't wanted to invite turkey.
>>59739074
> ww2 times
yeah and american fought japs, brits fought germans... whatever
70 years has passed
>>59739430
NATO has never attacked Russia.
NATO is a meme if shit goes down everyone will look another way lmao might as well be allied with Gondor there is the same chance it would help out.
>>59739529
Anticommunist NATO attacked too many countries in the last decades to actually believe it's peaceful innocent alliance to protect estonians from russ*ans
>>59739690
>Antticommunist
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>Russia attacked too many countries in the last decades to actually believe it's peaceful alliance to protect Belarussians from Poland
>>59739824
> reverse memes
NICE!!!
You have no arguments, only memes
>>59739824
>Russia attacked too many countries
peaceful chechen democrats?
>>59739902
So you agree posting jokes in the first place.
>>59740022
Russians are anti-Chechen. They had every right to defend themselves.
>>59738740
>yeah but WE DO NOTHING to them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War
>>59740059
> Russians are anti-Chechen. They had every right to defend themselves.
ok
yeah that's much i really don't know what more to say if someone in 2016 says chechnya was peaceful and chechens are natural born democrats poisoned by russ*ans
>>59740101
> cold war
> no any died scandinavian
Are you serious? You call THIS war?
>>59740164
Are you saying Russians aren't anti-Chechen?
Russia isn't democratic either.
>>59740307
how can we be anti-chechen
are we genociding chechens now
>>59740393
Just answer the question.
>>59740393
We aren't anti-chechen
prove me wrong
>>59736489
You see nothing wrong but acting surprised that Russia sees this as an existential threat is stupid.
>>59737246
Uhh yeah
>>59737555
Georgia officially started the war
>>59737769
>NATO doesn't want to fight
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
It's a tool of American foreign policy.
>>59739529
Well it has. But not in a full blown war.
>>59741144
It wasn't war, because Abkhazia and Osetia were georgian territories officialy. And now they're also part of Georgia in UN.
