I genuinely keep forgetting this exists. They have some kind of Hogwarts spell over the landmass. Do NOT TRUST THEM
>>59725968
Me too. They're rarely mentioned here too.
PALMERSTON
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>>59725968
I forgot NZ existed today.
I was trying to think of places to go when summer comes.
I was thinking about Canada and the US.
>>59725968
Me too
>>59726073
Na fuck off friend
The real question is why isn't NZ part of Australia? Also where does NZ get off in having islands?
>>59726332
See you soon.
>>59725968
>all those moari names
>>59726384
You haven't seen nothing yet, friend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Who?
>dat sweet sweet rapefugee-proof geographic isolation
>hasgunz
>all that natural land
>cool as fuck ecosystems
>ton of neat bird species
>everything from tropical rainforest & beach to world class ski mountains
top tier
>>59727101
>world class ski mountains
kek
>>59725968
Quite possibly the greatest country on earth.
>>59727121
t. shit ski mountains
>he doesn't live in literal paradise
>>59727121
well yes actually
>>59727148
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
gibe citizenship
>>59727148
I want to move to your beautiful country
please gib benefits
>>59727199
>>59727217
Why don't you just move to Montana, Michigan, Colorado or Oregon? Don't they all have great landscapes?
>>59725968
>be australia
>be somewhat relevant
>get targeted by waves of refugees
>get targeted by terrorism
>get targeted by liberalism
>>59727232
I want to be very far away from where I am now.
>>59727291
But USA is YUGE!
Anon, New Zealand has its own problems.
We don't make as much money here, and everything is more expensive due to import costs. Our country is also considered more left-wing than USA (i.e. even our centre-right party, National, would be considered left-wing in NZ).
Plus it's super expensive to fly here and back. Check the prices for plane tickets from your local airport.
Not to mention gun laws. You need a gun license to buy a gun.
To get a gun license, you need to be over 18, have a police background check, have someone else already with a gun license to be a referee for you, and you need to pass a test. You also can only use guns for hunting, cannot carry them in public, and they must be locked up in a suitable lock/safe in your home, separately from the ammo, at all times when not being used.
So why do you specifically want to move here?
>>59727357
>National, would be considered left-wing in NZ
would be considered left-wing in USA
>>59727357
>>59727368
This, go to Australia
>>59727385
That's not much better anon.
>>59727394
This, go to Canada
>>59727357
these are just lies to keep us foreigners out of your perfect paradise archipelago now aren't they?
>australia developing its own netball league will completely destroy kiwi netball and leave us with a guaranteed medal at the commonwealth games
>>59727451
netballers are so hot
Same with hockey girls
>>59727423
listen you untermensch
new zealand is mostly dogshit bush and farms, smells like dogshit to you fucking faggot
if you want to live in queenstown then you better be rich
>>59727460
>the dutch hockey team will never take out their frustrations on my body
I really need to die ASAP
>>59726973
>whenua
>tahu
we bionicle now
>>59727502
http://bionicle.wikia.com/wiki/Whenua
>Whenua is the Maori word for earth.
http://bionicle.wikia.com/wiki/Tahu_%282001%29
>In the Maori language, Tahu means "burn".
>>59727121
we have like two ski mountains and they're both shit (ive been to all of them
>>59727495
No fuck you, traitor.
New Zealand is a fucking beautiful country. It just has other issues.
>>59727551
>two
no
>>59727569
smelling like dogshit is a big issue pakeha
>>59727569
>New Zealand is a fucking beautiful country. It just has other issues.
i never said it wasnt beautiful you fucking esugf esufeufcnuesufbesibfiesb FUCK YOU CUNT EAT SHIT SLUPSFD+O
>>59727569
t. Wiremu Tewhakapoopeei
>>59727101
>home distillation of alcohol is legal
>>59727581
well there are the ones in queenstown and ruapehu
>>59727545
>implying I don't know that
>>59727551
who /rainbowskifield/ here
I legit believe there is no reason for nz and australia to be separate. pls explain
>>59727584
>>59727592
It's beautiful AND DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SHIT
HAVE YOU NEVER DRIVEN THROUGH THE LUSH BUSH ON THE WAY TO THE WEST COAST, AND SMELLED THE WET POHUTAKAWA AND PONGA BUSH!?
GET OUT OF ROTORUA REEEEEEEEE
>>59727614
is it not in usa??
land of the fee's
>>59727614
>prostitution is legal
>>59727101
>dat sweet sweet rapefugee-proof geographic isolation
its not, we literally do all their boat sinking for them and when their hair pulling pm asks australia to let in a few hundred so nz can take them so his daughter(who posed nude) can get a brown bf we still stop them from taking any refugees
and how do they repay us? they be fucking try hards in the rwc that we cucked the english at
>>59727460
Hockey girls tend to be pretty trashy. Hot, but trashy.
>>59727650
Australia is red
nz is green
>>59727650
It's because they wanted to treat their natives like people and we didn't.
>>59727675
We don't really do ice hockey here. We mean hockey to refer to field hockey.
THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN
DON'T TRUST THEM
IT'S PARADISE AND THEY WANT TO KEEP IT ALL TO THEMSELVES
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>59727636
>he nows inane toy trivia
Manchildren detected
>>59727650
This graph will outline to you the difference. Please, move to Australia instead and spare yourself!
reconsider coming to nz, it's extremely overrated nature wise go to a europoor cunt if you want pretty mountains
>>59727675
maybe in north america but sports girls here are upper middle class lesbians with hearts of gold
>>59725968
Who THE FUCK are you tho?!?
>>59725968
How'd you make your stars white?
>>59727755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU
>>59727795
hahaha, WOOW, :PPPppppPp
>>59727811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZYjrb4M08s
gullum mate
HAHAHA FUCK I HATE IT WHEN I 4GET THAT NZ XISTS ITS THE WORST XDDD
>>59727101
We are has guns but licensed. Some stupid rules about military style features make it hard to get ar15s un neutered on the standard ez to get license. That said we don't have the same racial divide, poverty and crime so most gun owners don't own them for roodypoo fighting duty
>>59727495
>>59727569
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S JEWING WHO ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED SWITZERLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC.
>>59727650
I legit believe there is no reason for Brazil and the rest of the beaner countries to not form a united 7-1 tacostan
>>59727705
LEGO is the true patrician hobby who's mastery is reserved only for those who have transcended autism.
>>59727651
>tfw people always talk shit about your home town
>>59728074
go to fucking switzerland then dipshit, it's much prettier than nz
>>59727884
dont EVER fucking reply to me again, nerd
>>59728662
EAT SHIT CUNT
>>59728671
ur going down, kiddo
>>59728609
because it smells
