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the promised yeri edition
dedicated to that guy who wanted a kpop thread
kpop
If dubs I'll post your moms dick
Just watched a sad film with my mummy. It was about an old man and his helper robot.
>>59715198
he's a big guy
>>59715214
Haha is that the robot the Israeli always posts about
he wants funny or original posts? okay, ive got the right thing for you lad
going to have a toss and a shower then try to do some work
gonna try just being myself tomorrow
I'll be browsing 4chan and wanking in an unlit room all day
>be me
>be 6 foot 3
>be white
>be blue eyed
>have nice hair
>have nice accent
>tfw no hot girl is interested in me
fucken whyyyyyyyyy
>Trying to buy a new car
>Dealership said they wont accept "a rewarding career" as a downpayment.
Wtf lads.
>nearly $20 (10 pounds) for a 7 track compilation
FUCK OFF BEATPORT JEWS
>>59716747
how do i tripfag
*grumbles*
>>59716747
Cos you have an ugly face and never have a shower
Kyary
>>59716729
no that's this one
>>59716747
probably because:
youre british
youre white
you have blue eyes
you have ugly hair
shitty accent
>>59715214
Always feel like I have to stifle tears when I'm watching sad films with other people and it ends up hurting my throat.
This is why we need feminism.
>>59716747
because you're a dyel, autistic mong?
The robots will return again goyim
It is but a matter of time
Tim and Eric or Vic and Bob?
>>59716790
WTF?
you lot hear about that jpop who got stabbed?
>>59716790
kek
couldn't make it up
>>59716834
don't like you as much since I found out you post in other generals. Why don't you go steady with /brit/? :3
test
>Try to put a deposit on a house
>Estate agent says "doing what I love" isn't acceptable.
Anyone got a link to Zac's profile? Trying to show the gf for a bit of banter
>>59716892
wow thats fucken rude
>>59716887
why do you love putting deposits on houses?
also, since you like it so much can you put one down for me? cheers
x
>>59716892
prefer not to link it
>>59716866
am I expecting a punchline?
>>59716904
me on the right
>Trying to send my kids to uni
>Uni says I can't pay their fees in my "parents being proud of me".
>he's still butthurt
>>59716892
>Trying to show the gf for a bit of banter
>image.jpg
filth, remove yourself from this thread before I do
>>59716892
How can he just have glasses that crooked? I get triggered when mine aren't perfectly level.
>>59716842
Nah, Morecambe and Wise
>>59716777
>Trying to be a productive member of society
>apparently calling people asking if they want to upgrade their broadband doesn't count
Ffs
>>59716938
no some jpop idol got stabbed by a fan or some shit
>tfw so many beach snapchat stories today
N O R M A L S T O N S
>>59716974
The breakfast sketch they did is GOAT tbf
he's still got it saved
>>59715214
good film
did a tear up at Good Bye, Lenin! the other night, hate being such a sad sack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SEOguApssc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ6CcEOmlYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1TiSLTCxXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
party playlist
>>59716957
Piss off Zac
listening to soppy love songs to trigger those late night feels
>Trying to pay for my wedding
>Wedding planner says "making a difference" isn't an acceptable form of payment
literal worker insect runt
>>59716892
this is birmingham? sad, i actually warmed up to him lately
>>59716821
you've taught something today
dyel = do you even lift?
>>59716974
Ernie Wise wasn't very funny though
>>59716953
btw is this friendly banter or do we actually not like each other?
>>59717041
you typed your job search into the wrong window lad
>listening to soppy love songs to trigger those late night feels
dont reply to him
my mate keeps sending me nudes of his fat 5/10 fiance, how do I get him to stop
>trying to not kill myself because I'm such a runt
>take a look at my cheap, polyester shirt and BT name badge with 3 stars on it
>realise it's time
>kick the chair
>>59717059
yes
>Trying to pay for a holiday
>Travel agent says they wont accept my degree and 3 years of unemployment as payment.
i do feel like this general would be less without me in all honesty.
>>59717107
tell her
>>59717063
love you lad
>>59717107
Just tell him its gross. My mate kept trying to show me pictures of girls who looked like his ex-gf and I flat out told him he's retarded/fucked in the head for doing that and he stopped.
less gay?
Zac just received a being sick emoji from the gf
>>59717082
>>59717107
>>59717110
>>59717116
>all these blog posts
Bank says they wont accept "not being a runt" as collateral on a loan lads.
>>59717123
Yeah less shit
>>59717062
every comedy duo needs a straight man
or at the very least a second banana, like mortimer to reeves
>>59717170
all me
>>59717110
g-g-g-g
phwoar madonna had a plump set of knockers back in the day
brb call to prayer
Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers
>>59717200
bit pointy though
www.youtube.com
it's a good website for videos
Hyped for hoi4
say it loud say it clear
>>59717223
virus
>Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers
What's your life ambition lads?
I want to open a restaurant somewhere warm when I'm 50.
>>59717174
no.
>>59717200
geri halliwell's are/were better
Bought one of them England shirts from Sainsbury's today
IT'S COMING HOME
>Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers
om nashi me
om nashi me
>>59714971
Yeri is pretty when she's not smiling.
>>59717265
stay home masturbating and doing drugs until hopefully someone gives me a lot of money
haha someone killed sadiq khan
>>59717283
>setting yourself up to be gimmicked this bad in two months
lad...
>>59717326
bit racist mate
anyone explain the zac meme to me?
been awol for awhile
shut the FUCK up donny
watching the great redditowski :)
which one lads?
>>59717194
baby baby baby
Series 4 of Arrested Development was an abortion
>>59717368
geri because she's a propa nawty slag
>>59717368
Middle
>>59717286
>no Vivaldi
Someone's done their homework
>Having dreams
Nah you're ok mate. My dad was a "dreamer" always thinking of the next big idea of how he was going to become rich. Now he's a divorced, disabled ex factory worker living in poverty.
My mum on the other hand never dreamed of anything, got a sensible job that paid the bills and was able to fund a middle class lifestyle.
>>59717368
Sporty after she had her baby, she suddenly became a lot more sexy for some reason.
>>59717268
Seriously though fuck off
>>59717368
B A B Y
Lost my virginity 4 days after I got my first car, wahey.
Why do girls seem to be more interested now I have a car, lads?
>>59717376
>was an abortion
at least it was a successful abortion unlike you hahaha
>>59717265
Head Chef in your restaurant
>>59717368
ginger
>>59717368
mel c's nipples
>>59717362
Philip Seymour Hoffman was good in that as the Big Lebowski's obsequious butler, really good performance.
tfw want to watch groundhog day RIGHT now but don't have it downloaded
>>59717368
scary
>>59717265
Call centre manager
>>59717427
>>59717381
found the teenagers
wish i had a tank
>>59717383
that hit home, lad
gotten myself a decent place at uni and an internship instead of a big idea
>>59717422
Because you can pick them up from school.
>>59717422
a signal you can provide for them la'
>>59717368
The poor one who hasn't worked for years. It gives me leverage my looks won't provide.
>>59717422
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big lebowski is an utter shit film and anyone who remotely enjoyed it along with godfather, birdman, LOTR, hobbit, fight club, spirited away, FMJ, mad max or pulp fiction should be genocided on the spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwzP1laWkQ
>tfw she's not just another girl
>>59717493
they probably smoke too
>>59717466
>poor spice girl
M8
Reminder.
>>59717493
haha how did you know my favourite movies xD
>>59717368
>bpop
no thank you
>>59717515
I bet you smoke too you cunt
>>59717422
They know you've got more than 50p in the bank
^ this desu
Need a gf who just wants to get stoned all day and watch shitty movies
>>59717510
Shut it down.
been sat here talking to the gf for the past hour and I've just realised she left me a year ago! feel like a pillock now haha
I lost my virginity in the first week of uni.
Literally don't know how you could fail at having sex in uni. You don't even need skills it's pure probability. Your around hundreds more girls than you ever have in your life. One of them will fuck you.
>>59717505
>>59717534
actually i vape there's a HUGE difference
>>59717510
>not being Jewish
might do a sex tourism
you're all a bunch of racists t.b.h
Reminder.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269335
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269335
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269335
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
also a shit reddit actor
The Master was a horrifically bad film
>>59717577
Thailad should invite us around his house.
>>59717547
>that pic
iktf
>>59717562
>vaping
>not blazing it bro
>>59717605
nothing desu
>>59717557
>>59717595
how is traveling to south east asia to have sex for the first time normal?
>>59717552
didn't she bother telling you? That's harsh. you should have noticed by now tho, were you distracted by something or what?
>>59717640
pics
Everyone look at me! My life has meaning because I have the most pieces of paper with queen heads on them.
Look at all these material possessions I was able to buy with my good goy points!
girl keeps using pmsl instead of lol or haha or lmao in texts
naturally I've binned her
>>59717606
what films does the shit film identifier like?
>>59717605
jama bottoms and t shirt
>>59717605
>no fully clothed option
slept like that since I was like 10
>>59717493
Yeah I saw your post earlier, you're a wannabe patrician mate
>>59717053
No that's Zac
>>59717605
>no naked
kill you're self my man
>>59717647
Why not just find a prostitute at home?
>>59717640
yeah no one's believing that you rank paki
im fairly certain length is not a race
>>59717557
and their mother isn't watching. Basically for the first few months they will act like they are on holiday, except it's winter and fucking freezing.
![139489-the-selfish-giant-0-230-0-341-crop[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/z7nee8v.png "139489-the-selfish-giant-0-230-0-341-crop[1]")
Watching the selfish giant, lads
Pretty good so far.
>>59717647
>how is traveling to south east asia to have sex normal?
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>>59717660
cars 2
>>59717720
patrician taste
>>59717606
Yeah that film was a fucking trainwreck, easily Paul Thomas Anderson's worst film.
>>59717658
I hear you bro, fucking rug doctor costs a fortune
is there a more plebeian activity than listening to music?
feel self conscious about my lack of travelling experience
>>59717684
i'm scared of prison
>>59717761
questioning things
controversial opinion: films are too short to make people become emotionally invested in the character
>>59717423
It was critically panned and Netflix said they won't be renewing it, so no.
https://vimeo.com/167529215
the fire rises
>>59717770
dont worry mate i doubt most irish people have left the city boundaries of cork
feel like I've missed a trick by not getting involved in youtube and social media and that
>>59717572
This
as i have nothing else to do, i spend my days experiencing new music
>>59717733
>not Inherent Vice
not all books need film adaptations
artificial intelligence is an abortion of science
>>59717803
Agree with this
Not a massive fan of films 2bh and find that those that really love them are generally massive plebs who never read
>>59717787
>Getting a prostitute is a crime in the US
Ah yes these lonely men that are looking for companionship are clearly hardened criminals and need their life ruining.
>>59717803
not true, watch hachi a dogs tale
>>59717772
Don't visit her in prison ffs, it's an occupational hazard. they don't stay in long anyway and you can find another while she's away.
>>59717803
that's why filmmakers use tricks
>>59717842
level up your fine motor skills
>>59717810
no cos I'm sick of hearing everyone irl talk about fucking south America and whatever
never been to cork 2bh
>>59717803
I don't think I've ever been invested in a television series character 2bh.
Different strokes, different folks I guess
someone singing Kodaline outside my house very well
might give him some money
>>59717855
this Tbh. prison is not a good place to meet a prostitute
catching up on 80/90's action movies
can't believe I've skipped on these classics for so long
>>59717803
films should be no longer than 90 minutes
the fwb keeps telling me she's in love with me
there's only so many times I can shrug it off and laugh before things become uncomfortable
Is Arrested Development reddit? I think it's alright.
>>59717904
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really think women should be removed from society so i only have to interact with other men
>>59717922
move to saudi arabia
teheheheh... fucking plebs
wish I could sing
this lad is singing very beautifully
Still laugh every so often about a funny memory
>>59717824
At least there were some interesting moments in that film though.
Need a Maeby gf
Ahhh yes, the "if its popular on reddit its bad" meme
can never initiate conversations
dream of having a charismatic normie friend to start them for me
>>59717899
I remember the lethal weapon series with its casual approach to mental illness and misogyny, dated politics, humorous racism and excusable violence. They were fucking great.
once beat a fish to death in a fit of jealous rage.
>plebs
pleb
would be nice to have a gf
>>59717922
bit gay Tbh
>>59717909
No it's 4chan approved, everyone on /tv/ loves it
>>plebs
>pleb
plebe
>>59717973
Nah you're getting it wrong it's "if I don't like it then it's Reddit"
>>59717949
Singing is easy tho
>>59717949
same desu
>plebe
plebe
>>59717970
is this the half-iraqi women who look completely white thread
>>59717970
She went to shit after 2010
>people unironically use the word pleb
plebos
>>59716790
i like taking showers and baths because they're /comfy/ for the sake of them
>>59718050
no, fuck off.
>>59718050
S H O E S
>>59717985
it's not a lawnmower senpai. You can't just start one, then put another guy in there who doesn't know how to use it and expect him to be ok.
It's more like an aeroplane in that respect
Wonder if any of us will have Wikipedia entries at some point.
its plebbe you fucking uncultured swines
these women tryna scheme cos I look like dawsons creek
>>59717265
to fuck you're mum
>plebians
not patrician
s.m.h.t.b.h
>>59717999
15 minutes into robocop and there's more gore than has been shown in cinemas over the past 20 years
nothin like a bit of violence and mayhem to get the old testosterone flowing
could even cure the nu-male epidemic
>>59718090
already do desu
>>59718090
http://www.wikipedia.org/Emperor_of_the_North
Me Tbh
>>59718090
>not writing your own
>>59717985
>tfw awful at starting conversations online but good at keeping them going
>tfw awful at keeping conversations going in real life but good at starting them
ffs
>>59718152
try starting a conversation with me :3
>>59718116
>this article about an American meme autist is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it
>>59718143
Reported to Jimmy Wales
>fan on the highest setting pointed straight at me about 10cm away
>still warm
ah, troubling
Says here that rich and poor men alike still end up as dust in the ground.
>>59718189
*ignores your report*
Haha lol
getting late lads
>>59718213
all me haha
>>59718152
Not that hard desu, just ask questions, make observations that are funny/interesting and make the right noises to whatever they said.
>he doesnt own an AC
a bit chilli isnt it, might crank it up a notch
haha
>>69834190
>>59718213
>reddit filename
superb!
URURURURURURRU
>>59718209
*adds to 'List of worst extra flags users'*
>>59718265
>knowing it's a reddit filename
hello redddddit
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTE
>>59718245
Ah yes I should purchase AC for the 2 days a year when it gets warm.
>>59718265
Nope it's from imgur lol
>>59718276
*sues you with lawyers paid for by by wikipedia donations*
>>59718265
how does one identify a reddit filename?
>>59718282
he's angry because he's ludwig but worse
>>59718208
Life changing knowledge here, lads.
Lap it up
>>59718241
I just over analyse things to such an extreme that like it's actually a bit concerning. it's one of only two traits I have which is just completely pure autism.
Eating my passport, lads.
uhm dont know if this is the right place to ask this, but uhm i need help with a CERTAIN thing, i uhm dont know if i can elaborate without knowing you guys are serious
>>59718087
when discussions start, i'm perfectly fine. i'm just awful at approaching people. i'm so fucking isolated because of it.
>>59717605
>socks
kill yourselves, freaks
tights
>I wish I spent more time shitposting on a chinese imageboard in my early 20s.
Gonna post some messages from Poleaboos class mates
(I'm not Poleaboo, I am simply a detective)
really need to work on my exams but I keep getting texts
I'm not rude enough to just ignore them but I want them to stop
what should I say
>>59718227
i'm /brit/posting under the covers so mummy doesn't see me :3
>>59718296
Regret donating last year now. How could I have said no to those eyes?
>>59716790
If you were filling out a form for ESA or disability benefits of any kind the fact that you need reminding to do sensible things like wash, or eat, or take your medicines will get you GBP if you play it right. Of course the assessors are trained to spot reesty fuckers who just don't bother and will fuck you up the arse if you are trying it on.
Is it true canadians are fascinated by funnels?
And that twice a month they must burn a radish as tribute to the queen?
>>59718282
got a new weapon to beat you with
any fellow imgurians here :^)
>>59718297
Technically its an imgur filename
>>59718362
guts let himself go a bit
>Yeah jeez, he needs help though and he'll just end up potentially going to jail and they'll do nothing for him, he'll be out and then just think the same if not worse and will get higher anxiety, that's what's wrong with the justice system!
>Was it you who told? How does your bf feel about this?
Always liked this girl
Just added a certain preorder to my steam account lol haha
got bad gas trapped behind a turd
>that moment when you realize that youve wasted enormous amounts of time on posting on an imageboard meant for pedophiles and you think back and you realize that you wouldn't have been able to do anything else anyway
haha gets me every time
>>59718392
dayum
>>59718440
ok
>>59718447
he was on that boat for quite some time
>>59718405
Do it then
wearing passport patterned tights, lads
why do black lads like fat 6/10 white girls so much
>>59718496
pics
>grand strategy games
Inserting a canadian, lads.
>>59718528
how was he?
smooth, phat, joocy, slick?
intimidating a canadian, lads
>>59718405
Awaiting with interest. The dirty freak hasn't posted for ages and I can't get fully errect with the older stuff as I've read it before so many times.
>>59718543
Beige and moribund.
inseminating a canadian, lads
>>59718543
shut the fuck up you horrible person
imitating a canadian, lads, eh
illusions michael
>>59718432
your ma is probably in this thread herself lol
SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP
>>59718592
don't be anti gay
Says here that we are naught but dust and to the dust we shall return. Ashes to ashes dust to dust.
>>59718285
Kek. I didn't have a car with AC until 2004. Last place i worked, the only room with AC was the server room. Fucking computers lived better than I did.
>>59718565
Do you remember the friend who smoked weed with him and took him to a strip club?
>why do you even speak to him?
>I don't know; I was interested to meet a sociopath for one thing. I just told him that if he every thought about killing himself to give me a call, because I've been there
How are you coping with everything?
>We're not friends, I was just making sure he didbt kill himself
>police even called me today that I will be marked on their map for emergencies
>I would be too; totally on your side of this btw, I always havev been
installing morrowind lads
its been too long.... probably a good 10 years since ive played this game.....
