>someone knocks at your door
>see this man
>he says "That will be $14.99 plus federal tax at 7.25%, state tax at 4.28%, county tax at 8.16%, city tax at 7.44%, homeowner association tax at 4.47%, delivery tip at 6.23%, federal tip at 9.21%, state tip at 8.98%, county tip at 1.93%, city tip at 6.96%, homeowner association tip at 8.31, and tip tip at 5.74%"
what do you do?
>implying I would order some plebeian pizza
Why do you want dollars?
>>59697922
oh, geez, we're all out of money.... are you sure we can't solve this issue...another way? *bites lip nervously*
>no pineapples
Get the fuck outta here
>>59698180
>pineapple
fucking savage
>>59697922
I don't believe in tips. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!
>>59697922
tip him 20%, obviously
>>59697922
Pay him his $32,13.
>>59698433
>only 20%
>>59697922
So $26 for a large delivery pizza? Not too bad.
>>59698558
what if each additional tip is added to the total figure rather than just the original 14.99?
>>59698606
It usually isn't? That's probably what >>59698522 calculated, though.
>>59698288
Basta con ste stronzate Matteo!
Non ci crede più nessuno ormai...
>>59697922
Man, you must be out of your goddamn mind. I didn't order any pizza. Now, you better get off my property before I start shooting.
>>59697922
Fart in face and cum in his mother's eye socket
>>59698760
GET DA SQUEEZIN NIGGA 300 BLOCK GANG GANG GANG GET OUT OF HERE BOI B4 WE SHOOT UP YO SQUAD LMAO ON MOMMAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePaCQBMyrI
ah. the memories
>>59697922
"I didn't order pizza."
