why do these people shitpost so much
Australia is like a real life Logan's Run. Everybody there is killed off at the age of thirty, so none of them have been raised by a parent with any maturity.
>a fucking prison
>>59689754
Whereas poms grow up under the thumb of cctv and sharia law, hence why they're such boring fucks
real answer moot said we shitpost the most so we moulded to fix that stereotype
>>59689696
their pathetic Internet doesn't allow Australian nerds to game so they come here and shitpost instead
>>59690018
>>59690018
i did. it's rare but they're out there
>>59689696
You can't really do much when you're in prison
>>59689696
Australia has an inferiority complex. They feel the need to let other countries know that they exist, and are obsessed with what other countries think of them. In the end, they come off as obnoxious. After all, what can you do when you're a bunch of kangaroo-fuckers and convicts?
>>59690242
New Zealand has an inferiority complex. They feel the need to let other countries know that they exist, and are obsessed with what Australia thinks of them. In the end, they come off as obnoxious. After all, what can you do when you're a bunch of sheep-fuckers and horse semen drinkers?
>>59690242
poo poo pee pee land
>>59690476
>Australia
>relevant at anything
>>59691456
>Put prisoners on island
>200 years later they have a higher GDP than you
FABRICATION STATUS: IT'S NOT
>>59689696
Huffing petrol all day long tends to affect brain function.
>>59691547
>Hello sir, 'ave you been watching TV?
>"Y-yes"
>You don't 'ave the proper credentials for that innit, you're coming to the station with me bruv!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59691684
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHA
>>59691684
Was half expecting an 'Allah Akbar' at the end tbqhwy
i dont care what anyone says, aussies are fucking hilarious
>>59691684
oi mate you forgot the REEEEEEEE at the end
>>59691684
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv